She HAS To Perform
Brit Brit shot a promo for the MTV VMAs yesterday with host Russell Brand and some grouchy elephant. Yes, that elephant is grouchy! He's been forced to hold his nose and breathe through his mouth, because Brit Brit cut one.
The promo was shot at Paramount Studios, the joint where this year's awards is being held. A source told E!'s Marc Malkin about the promo, "It was mostly ad-libbed, with Russell asking her for advice about hosting the show. There's also a 9,000-pound elephant in it, as in 'the elephant in the room.' "
It was smart of Brit Brit to do a promo with Russell. His lizard's nest makes her weave look like it came directly from Rapunzel's head.
MTV kept their traps shut about the possibility of Brit Brit presenting or possibly performing at this year's awards show.
MTV needs to make this happen! She needs the chance to top last year's Vicodin-induced masterpiece. I know she doesn't have a new song or anything, but she could just perform "E-Mail My Heart" with dancing computers.
And you know Russell tried to hit that. He should've just told Brit Brit that his dick tastes like cheese. He wouldn't be lying!
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If Russell is smart - he will leave this sinking ship.
Fuck! can Britney just go the FUCK AWAY!!!!!
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ANOTHER FUCKING LAME SHOW I WON'T WATCH AND CAN SOMEONE TELL THIS DOUCHEBAG THAT THE 'WINGER' LOOK WENT OUT LIKE 15 YEARS AGO!! BRIT BRIT IS A FAT NO-TALENT AND THIS FUCKING LOSER NEEDS TO TAK A FUCKING BATH!!
LCT
I do too! But if Oklahoma is a weed plant where is her bagina?
Let her perform again. This time, it may put the death knell in her career and we can move on to the next target: Paris Hilton
'Heaux Confessionals'
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OMG email my heart! I'd never even heard that piece of shit song before. She really fucking sucks. How is she a "singer" again?
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 8, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Why can't she just go THE FUCK AWAY! FUCK I'm so fuckin sick and tired of her STUPID ASS go take care of your fuckin kids you fuckin TALENTLESS FUCKIN WHORE...oh I'm sorry you can't BECUZ YOU GAVE THEM AWAY YOU FUCKIN CUNT
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And this bitch needs to realize she will never tan as well as her sister and GET OUT of the sun!! She tans red and blotchy. It's so fuckin hideous.
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Which one is the elephant?
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Who is russell brand? Check out the big fat quiz of 2006 to see him in all his glory.
Very funny, very quick witted, hilarious show.
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/big%2Bfat%2Bquiz
Do you guys find that if someone has a face in their avie you start to think that's really what they look like?
I mean, I am absolutely convinced at this point the real James Haven speaks in third person dialogue and Alec Baldwin's real name is Mrs. Kravitz.
No shit, Xxyxz.. I'm humiliated! lol!!
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XXYXZ GOTDAMMIT STAY ON TOPIC! Fuck!
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John Edwards admits that he lied about that affair he had
Oh how charming - brit and a brit. (yak)
The brit impersonator Derrick Barry should perform instead.
She could even introduce him.
Why can't she just go THE FUCK AWAY! FUCK I'm so fuckin sick and tired of her STUPID ASS go take care of your fuckin kids you fuckin TALENTLESS FUCKIN WHORE...oh I'm sorry you can't BECUZ YOU GAVE THEM AWAY YOU FUCKIN CUNT
"E-Mail My Heart" is from her first album... which mainly blew chunks with the exception of one song.
Side note, I hope MTV doesn't turn Russell Brand into a douche bag. God, he's great....
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
I want to see this mess
Really I do
People, we will NEVER see Britney's "real hair" again....she started with the extensions the second it was long enough to attach it....she has abused her hair for YEARS. I guarantee she has bald patches all over her head.
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what the fuck is this world coming to? You didn't leave a message, at least I could have heard your voice one last time....
- Pearl Jam "Porch"
The overdubbed her for the ad.
Is that her real hair yet?
I must say, it looks much better when it's curled, (loose waves), in front.
I wonder what size barrel--- curling iron she uses, to get that look ?
I've NEVER heard this song before!It SUCKS!
!You would!
My husb gets annoyed w/ me and that Brit lookalike, saying I need to contact his fan-site.. lol.. It just amazes me that dudes eyes!!
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I like to watch AGT too
okie, I know....ever since she got pregnant with SPF, she has had fat arms....she can't get rid of them it seems...
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what the fuck is this world coming to? You didn't leave a message, at least I could have heard your voice one last time....
- Pearl Jam "Porch"
This cuntrag just willingly gave up her children, is babysat 24/7 and there are still people who want to see her perform?
It seriously blows my mind.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Click that thumbnail.. Her arm is HUGE!! And really red. damn!
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At first glance, I thought "Star sure is putting on the weight again" but then I realized she wouldn't be at the VMAs.
She'll still be lip-syncing even if she does perform, so who gives a shit? I could put on some spandex and stomp around stage mouthing the words to Piece of Me with a wig on and do just as well. Of course, I don't have the "maybe she'll pass out or shit her pants" factor, so I guess there's that.
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Of the three of them, I think we all know who is smartest, with the best hygiene.
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I just can't help but think of that MTV performance when America's Got Talent is on, and that look-alike performs. I love him sooo much.
http://fliiby.com/file/42895/wkaje2489v.html
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I think she looks cute like a little kid.
It's a boatload of makeup tho and a little TV magic, like a nappy headed freak and a 9,000 lb. elephant.
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"E-mail my heart", haha, the official cyber love theme song....
She looks *gasp* nice. She doesn't need to perform, though. She's definitely not back in top form...professionally.
she looks better than she has, but as I have said before, I will never, ever be able to see her as sexy again. I have seen too much. She is trash.
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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it- don't want it; if there's a remedy, I'll run from it- from it; think about it all the time, never let it out of my mind, cause I love you....
It was smart of Brit Brit to do a promo with Russell. His lizard's nest makes her weave look like it came directly from Rapunzel's head.
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And the elephant makes her look skinny!
It's brilliant!
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MK said Joint!! *giggles*
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