Nikki Blonsky's Daddy Is Staying In Jail
It's been over a week since the ho from "Hairspray," her daddy, and Bianca from "ANTM" were arrested for beating each other down at an airport in Turks and Caicos. Nikki Blonsky and Bianca were released on bail shortly after their arrest. Carl Blonsky couldn't come up with the $75,000 for his bail, so his ass stayed in jail. Nikki should have blackmailed John Travolta for the money. She must have some kind of juicy gay dirt on his bottom ass.
In a court hearing today, Carl said he needed to go back to the US because he has health issues he needs to take care. Basically, the judge told him "Bitch, sit down." The judge thinks he's a flight risk since he's not from around those parts. Carl has to stay in jail until August 19, the start date of his trial. He faces up to five years in the chokey.
The woman Carl is accused of beating down, Bianca's mother Elaine, was recently released from a hospital in Florida after five days in the ICU. She was airlifted there from the Caribbean. The prosecutor on the case said Elaine is still suffering from memory loss, insomnia, slurred speech and a broken nose. Carl's lawyer accused Elaine of making her injuries seem bigger than what they really are. He thinks she's trying to set up a lawsuit.
Where the hell is that lady from after-fight video? I need her to comment on this fuckery! Seriously, Carl told the court today that he has nerve damage in his arm. The "nerve damage" in his arm didn't keep him from busting down on Elaine.
I doubt Elaine is lying about her injuries, but I wouldn't blame her if she was. Whenever someone is threatening to kick my ass (which happens a lot), I think to myself, "Michael, if this bitch hits you, stumble to those stairs over there and throw yourself down them. If you live, you might get some major cash out of this."
daddy blonksy is in jail...right where he needs to be...no love for a man who hits women...
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Big girls and skinny girls. The only really boring people are those of average weight:)
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Submitted by monaADDDADA on August 8, 2008 - 11:59pm.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 9, 2008 - 1:31am.
Her hope her fat fug ass never gets another movie
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She won't...sad but true, she is too big.
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UMMM, I happen to love movies about big girls and there has been a huge shortage of them for years! I loved Ricki Lake's movies from when she was really big. I for one think that there should be more movies about fat chicks because they're just more interesting leading ladies than some perfect skinny girl with some minor roadblocks on her way to happily ever after.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Nikki probably has the $75,000 for her dad's bail, but that is her snackie cake fund money and you know she isn't parting with that.
NUM NUM NUM........SNACKIE CAKES FOR MEEEEEE! She probably owns stock in Little Debbie and Hostess.
Word out to LA Sux, Blonsky isn't Jewish! So don't insult us:) Daddy is a churchgoer. I tend **not** to believe The Blonskys even though Nikki's from NY and I live here, too. Any Dad who would use his fists on a woman is beyond pond scum.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 9, 2008 - 1:31am.
Her hope her fat fug ass never gets another movie
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She won't...sad but true, she is too big.
Submitted by anonymouse_9 on August 8, 2008 - 11:05pm.
Wait what? Bianca's mom was in ICU for 5 days. Regardless of the provocation, assuming there was one, there is no provocation for cracking someone's skull -- let alone for the reason claimed here --assuming as you say that the big girl's fam is correct and the black family said they did not want to sit by a "white bitch" Looks to me like they were all at fault, but having a man or woman beat someone to the point that they have to be airlifted to Miami says regardless he used excessive force. Oh and I do not know Bianca or watch the mess that is Tyra's show so have no idea about this woman's attitute, I am saying that even if she had one, some people overreacted. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by anonymouse_9 on August 8, 2008 - 11:05pm.
I'd tend to believe Nikki's family over Bianca's family if the latter is anything like Bianca( when she was on America's Next Top Model displaying ignorance, visciousness and race-baiting).
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I'm cool with that but then Nikki's Dad put the beatdown on Bianca's Mom. That's just uncalled for. I MIGHT even forgive a push or a smack upside the head if they started with the violence but that bitch be BEAT. There's no excuse for that.
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I'd tend to believe Nikki's family over Bianca's family if the latter is anything like Bianca( when she was on America's Next Top Model displaying ignorance, visciousness and race-baiting).
Her hope her fat fug ass never gets another movie
Aside from the moral issues associated with a man beating up a women this is a pretty serious charge. If she really does have memory loss and slurred speech she could be affected for life.
Assault resulting in grevious bodily harm can carry a pretty heavy jail sentence and although I don't live in the US I doubt it's only a year over there (as someone stated).
The moral is never ask a fat jew for her extra seat.
Her jew daddy will smack you down and bite you.
you act like a retard
you get treated like a retard
I don't see a problem with that philosophy, but I could see how a retard would get confused
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where's my sauce, bitch?
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He is a great player. His blog and photos were found at wealthy men for beautiful women personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. Is he single now? Just curious.
Submitted by jussayin on August 8, 2008 - 7:39pm.
I think that Retardooo sammich would be completely disgusting, don't do it Tiger. You are better off eating a Salmonella laced jalapeno.
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Meh, compost heap it...What? I grow vegetables...cuz delicious things eat vegetables...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
lol
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 8, 2008 - 8:33pm.
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Psssst! Tigerlilly! *handing over a LARGE bag of top grade catnip* Little appetizer! *wink* Enjoy!
Me loves you, Tigerlilly! *sock monkey hug & smooch*
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I think that Retardooo sammich would be completely disgusting, don't do it Tiger. You are better off eating a Salmonella laced jalapeno.
And unfortunately I think it would be LADEN with sauce. I'm sure it sits at the computer all day spewing vileness from all orifices. Soon it will go back to its hourly jaunt at dump.com for its masturbatory ritual.
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where's my sauce, bitch?
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i'm voting Y in the poll and i am all for delivering "it" to Tiger's cage for a... "dinner"
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Submitted by Robertoooo on August 8, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Black women are half male. So no you are not a woman.
really? come on, you can't be that stupid
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IT's not! IT's an INSTIGATOR.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 8, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Just make sure they don't forget the sauce on your Robertoooo sammich.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 8, 2008 - 7:28pm.
Submitted by Robertoooo on August 8, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Black women are half male. So no you are not a woman.
really? come on, you can't be that stupid
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Don't ever under-estimate the stupidity of the hunan race...Why do you think I eat so well???...*tiger eyes stalking Retardoooo*....*licking chops*....
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Submitted by Robertoooo on August 8, 2008 - 8:13pm.
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You are a hateful person. Take your vile & sickening remarks elsewhere.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 8, 2008 - 8:28pm.
really? come on, you can't be that stupid
poll: is Robertooo really that stupid?
I say "Y" and probably even more than that
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Submitted by Robertoooo on August 8, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Black women are half male. So no you are not a woman.
really? come on, you can't be that stupid
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"So don’t worry about tomorrow.
Take it today.
Forget about the cheque.
We’ll get hell to pay."
Submitted by Robertoooo on August 8, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Black women are half male. So no you are not a woman. Robertoooo
....please, if it weren't for the picture of Princess Chunk, you would never see pussy at all. you are certainly not the ultimate definer of women. contrary to your popular belief women do not look a palm and five appendages...
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
@Robertooo,
I am so sick of your racists crap with every post you make that I am now asking other commentators to report you everytime you make an ignorant racists comment. I hope you find a nice white supremists website to reside at...
Oh, and consider yourself reported on that last statement.
Azzhat.
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Her cleavage starts where her neck should be!
I'm glad I am a woman and I can hit another woman and at least get out of jail in a day LOL I'm not going to lie and say that I haven't met some women that if I were a male I still would throw'bows but Nikki's dad should have saved that for the non fragile Brooke Hogan types! But then again it's those skinny lil folk who like to keep coming at'cha
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
OMG she DOES look like Lourdes with less facial hair!
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AND she looks like what maybe Rumer Willis would look like if she gained about one-fiddy pounds, and sadly, it'd be WAY better than she looks now.
Submitted by Possum on August 8, 2008 - 4:17pm.
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Yeah, MK, throw a fat chick a bone and compliment the chi-chi's. You owe it to the fat chicks in highschool who bearded for you 'til you came out...Don't lie...you had a fat chick beard complete with prom pics, and I'd bet my tiger ass she had GINORMOUS chi-chis (and may or may not have been a Chola...she was totally a Chola...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Clearly sheeps. And you're not suppose to drink the water.
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Submitted by DeeDee on August 8, 2008 - 4:18pm.
OK, pothead. It's clear that I need bong lessons, cuz now my lips are all burnt.
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dontknowdontcare whothefuck this heifer is, just saying she looks like what I immediately visualize all the husband-nannies typing HOMEWRECKERRRRRRRRR in Sienna Miller threads look like.
Yes that song chato! And I prefer to be called pothead.
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Latin Lingo Baby
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 8, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Latin Lingo Baby
Ha! That song! You knucklehead, I love Cypress Hill. *trying to toke from wrong end of bong*
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He deserves to be in jail. A cracked skull is beyond just pushing someone back or defending yourself - which I will give to men as a possible reason to hit a woman.
If the guy and woman are around the same size, and he defends himself I don't think it's wrong. But just looking at the size of the kids I'm guessing he outweighed the mom by at least 2 ass cheeks.
Dem be some large chichis. They look very snugly and warm.
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Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
She looks like one of those fat chicks that walks into McDonalds and orders a fucking salad when you know she is pimping her kids in the next line over to buy her two quarter pounder meals and super size it! You ain't fooling nobody bitch, you look like a pig cuz you eat like a fucking pig!
She has more chins than a Chinese phone directory
She has nice skin though.
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on August 8, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Who cares? She's fat.
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Take that back!
She's just big-boned.
AND, she has a nice personality.
I don't think she's worked much lately... and I think this will probably ruin her gig as a float this Thanksgiving in the Macy's parade.
I know he felt like he was actually defending three of his daughters, since Nikki is three whores scrounged in a loosely rolled skank biscuit, but he should be kept in jail for putting the beatdown on a woman!
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She looks like one of those fat chicks that get their entree and go "Oh my" like they're intimidated by it. Tubby bullshitters you love that you have 3600 calories staring you in the face. Robertoooo
Bitch has slooow metabolism.
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In the rare case someone goes to jail for this in the US, it's about a year maximum. Never heard of any one getting five years.
Jeebus, each tit is the size of her head.
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