Friday, August 8th 2008
TGIF!!!
International supermodel and chanteuse Phoebe Price is here to serenade you into the weekend with her thrilling and emotional rendition of Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl." PP has changed the lyrics as a touching homage to her dog Henry. Chicken Cutlets singing "poo poo chocolate" is now my ringtone. Enjoy!
& you know what's sad -- besides me re-revisiting this post?
It's that this crazy bitch would make for a spectacular reality show. Why any cable channel would piss away money on boring fake hookers like Denise Richards when we have comedy gold with a sad-clown sympathy angle in Phoebe Price is just another sign of end times ... as is the poster below with the oh-so-subtle username, swear to GOD.
Swear to ME!
You need to stop the whole phoebe price thing....she is obviously mentally retarded. it's getting a little uncomfortable watching you all gawk at and make fun of her. she doesn't get it....and it is way past being humorous anymore.
so....pp's only friend is dog then? figures...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
ok, I'm snackin on pineapple pizza & shiraz after a long hard day of shopping, so wont get my lazy ass off here till im done and dude here hasnt updated since it looks like noon whatever time in NYC, so now that I've rationalized why I'm checking out Scary McRonaldMcDonald again:
forwarded to the end and MAN now I'm feeling sorry for her and going "aaawwwww" -- and that baby pic of her on the wall looks faded, and wondering what's lurking amongst the walls in her garage...yeah, need a new post.
briansimpson, that is the best post i've ever read on here. lulz you absolutely nailed it. you are my d-list hero.
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Fae she's probably 37 or something, they all say they're 29 when they are way older than that. It's a popular age when you're pushing 40.
Your face!
I like PP, she's cute and has a sense of humor about herself. That outfit is totally ridic, how old is she anyway? Sounds like she's from the South but I think she's actually from Ohio or something like that.
Your face!
Yeah, I like PP even more since the Empress of Lucite started encroaching on her Chicken Cutlet throne! WTF? I think MK is doing this Shuana Sands shit to make everyone fall back in love with this demure, flame haired beauty!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Some of you guys are a little rough on Pheebs. She's harmless. A little wacky but she seems sweet.
OMG her My Space page says she's 29
I did not think it possible but she is more glamorous every time I see her. Kind of a cross between Joan Crawford and Olivia De Havilland. And the sweet melodious voice, the likes of which I have not heard since Deanna Durbin, was like hearing angels singing in heaven.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on August 9, 2008
thanx a lot! and i love ur avie!!
OMG!!! Bernie Mac died!
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 9, 2008 - 2:54am.
Don't mute this video, because then it looks ten times creepier.
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I wish I read your comment first before watching it....I've just watched it in mute mode to see if it looks LESS creepier.
She is uber delusional...but damn it MK you put a spell on me. This CC had growing on me and I even dare to wonder what happened to her when you seem like falling for the queen of lucite heels and not mention Chicken cutlets for a while.(I regret that I even thinking about her)
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I don't care if that ponytail was sticking out of his asshole, I'd still hit it. - MK about Josh Holloway
mk this has gone out of control --
it's time to put phoebe down.
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agreed
wow. i didnt know that you can inject botox into your eyeballs. she is so disturbed and fucked up...
that is a nice genuine GOOCHY dress
If the Ariel from the Little Mermaid and the Cryptkeeper mated, you'd have Phoebe Price.
Now I feel horrible.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
mk this has gone out of control --
it's time to put phoebe down.
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http://pocagentesabe.com
She's so classy and demure.
What a beautiful painting on the wall......
Exquisite Lucite Heel Fan from Scotland
What a beautiful painting on the wall......
Exquisite Lucite Heel Fan from Scotland
Don't mute this video, because then it looks ten times creepier.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by Haribo on August 8, 2008 - 7:06pm.
TGIF!? what's that?
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Thank God It's Friday. Unless you meant how is TGIF related to PP, then, hell if I know.
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
Hard to believe but she just keeps getting weirder and crazier!
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Computer says no
Mr Pres, I read about Paul Newman....I am blocking it out....I don't want to know he is suffering.
Now PP's suffering is just darn funny to me.
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I know what you're doin; I know where you've been
I know where, but I don't care;
'Cause there's a no such thing as an Original Sin
-Elvis Costello "I'm Not Angry"
I think she was trying to tell them all something with that dog stuff. Like, no really, guys! I make out with my dog all the time! I don't even have a boyfriend!
You know she bum-rushed the stage at some point and said, "Hey y'all! It's your favorite person ever, Phoebe! I just want to tell you all that I'm in the upcoming issue of Cambodian Vogue, and also in Kenyan Life and Style. And...you know, just weighing my options, got alot of offers on my plate...hey, there's a drawing of me in the new Mad magazine, so check that out. And I was featured in Time magazine. Well, the article was written by a girl named Phoebe, but she talks about the cost of gas, and she uses the word "price", so yeah, I'm pretty much in everything right now. And, Mental Health Quarterly is going to interview me, probably because I have lots of valuable advice and information. You know, so, yeah...oh, Chanel closed because of me. Yes, it's going bankrupt now because of me, so yeah...hey, who are those guys with tasers?"
She reminds me of Kristin Wiig's character on Saturday Night Live, who has to one-up everybody all the tiime. heehee
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Goo is what tape is all about! Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper!
Don't hate.
...shit, she's fuck ass scary crazy. Never heard her speak before, in stills she's just whacked cooky desperate in a funny way. In video she's what Madonna would have been had she not made it.
Paul Newman has only a few weeks to live.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1042687/I-want-die-home-Pau...
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
When she talks it confirms all of my suspicions about her severe need to talk to a doctor of sorts-of the brain sorting type because this bitch is insane, and I mead sad clown girl insane not 'you so crazy!' insane.
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Submitted by ethang on August 8, 2008 - 9:40pm.
I think she's adorable.
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Phoebe, is that you?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I think she's adorable.
No life, no career, no talent, no man, no credits, no class, no looks, no stability...she has *no..thing*.
Do any of you former Psychology 101 students know the exact moment when delusion becomes deleterious? 'Cause Dred Sonja here passed that marker a loooooong time ago.
She's so trashy, gum chewing aside; her outfit is totally NOT appropriate for a TEEN choice awards show...unless she be likin them teens if you know what i mean. ugh, nasty.
Guys! Meet PP's future husband:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8akmP6Sjv2o
We need to make this happen. It would add a whole new dimension to the PP saga.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Farrah on August 8, 2008 - 8:48pm.
that's it. I've had it with this bitch. I'm heading to The Ivy (where she probably camps out even at night) and tore her fucking chicken cutlets from her face. And then i'm gonna take them to Quizno's and order a Mesquite Chicken sammich and UPS that bitch to MK. Let's see how much he loves this ho.
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Or as tonicbitch has said repeatedly, so I've noticed:
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 8, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Fucking God.
ENOUGH. Do. Not. Want.
She has overstayed her ridiculousness.
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But I think MK is as loyal as loyal can be.
You're just gonna have to kill her, friends:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by Noelegy on August 8, 2008 - 9:01pm.
oh yeah, LOVE B.O.C!... and yeah, when it comes to anything Roger Waters or Pink Floyd or Syd Barrett or David Gilmour... yeah, i got it!LOL!
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"So don’t worry about tomorrow.
Take it today.
Forget about the cheque.
We’ll get hell to pay."
Off topic, but ESE, you're a Blue Oyster Cult fan too? *swoon*
Have you seen Roger Waters's "In The Flesh Live"? He doesn't do just a whole lot of his solo stuff on there, and only one song from "Hitchhiking," but it's your namesake. :)
I've currently got the "Wall 1990" DVD in, the one with all the guest performers. That's some crazy good stuff.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
MK, I've said this before and I'll say it again: Buckethead! These two would be so perfect together. You should be the best man at the wedding.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
ALL SHE CAN KISS IS THE DOG AINT NO NIGGA GONE WANT THAT AFTER THAT NASTY ASS THIGH SHOT
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420
that's it. I've had it with this bitch. I'm heading to The Ivy (where she probably camps out even at night) and tore her fucking chicken cutlets from her face. And then i'm gonna take them to Quizno's and order a Mesquite Chicken sammich and UPS that bitch to MK. Let's see how much he loves this ho.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
So classy with the gum smacking.
Urgh! I'm so tired of this pointless hag.
Oh and if you wear a blindfold and keep the mute button on it isn't all the bad!
Izit some sorter southern thang to warah giant snake around yer neck and a junebug on yer fanger?? JEEBERS!!!!! I'm sober now. Sober and thanking my luckyfucking stars that I found the mute button on my keyboard.
Oy, wth was that???? MK, it's not funny any more :(
She had/has
http://www.myspace.com/phoebeprice
though :O
Submitted by ESE on August 8, 2008 - 8:30pm.
*wafting dryer sheet*... wake up 'lil monkey... it'll be alright!
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Hold me, Mr. Man! Hold me! Me scared. Ugly clown hair lady with squeaky voice sing shitty song! Ears bleeding!! lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on August 8, 2008 - 8:28pm.
*wafting dryer sheet*... wake up 'lil monkey... it'll be alright!
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"So don’t worry about tomorrow.
Take it today.
Forget about the cheque.
We’ll get hell to pay."