What's Wrong With Just Using Your Hand?
Some bitches will seriously fuck anything. This dude is one of them. A 41-year-old man was hanging out in Hong Kong's LanTian Park in the middle of the night when he got the urge to get sexy with a steel bench. I don't know why? That bench is tore up. It's used and abused. I could see if it was a sexy bench.
Anyway, the dude stuck his little peen into one of the bench's hole and started hitting it from the back. I hope he at least kissed the bench. Romanced it a little. As he started getting into that shit, his little peen started to grow, and well, it got stuck. Damn! That bench has a tight coochie for being such a dirty slut.
He started freaking out, so he used his cell to call the police. After the police arrived and probably shit themselves from laughing so hard, doctors showed up to try and get his dick out. They couldn't, so they cut the bench free and they all went back to the hospital for COCKtails. 4 hours later, the doctors were able to get his dick out. They said if it would have been stuck for an hour longer, they would've had to pull a Lorena Bobbitt on that shit.
I don't know what's more embarrassing. The fact that this dude did fuckey fuckey times with a bench, or the fact that his dick was able to fit in one of those little holes. Dude needs to call it a day. And that bench needs to stop being such a skank!
Thanks Lolo
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Seriously, it's been doing that for days. I thougth you guys were ignoring it. I was. It's really just looking for exactly this kind of attention.
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PEACE OUT EGGPLANTS I GOTTA RUN!!! Robertoooo
Submitted by Sheeps on August 8, 2008 - 9:04pm.
Back in the day, when park benches were made of wood, I got splint--never mind.
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That was YOU?! Did you have to drag you, your peen & the park bench to the phone booth and call 911 or were cell phones the norm? j/k *little sock monkey giggle* Hi! Sheeps!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I hold no hope. It's not Rainman, you know. It's just generic retard.
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where's my sauce, bitch?
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Submitted by jussayin on August 8, 2008 - 9:06pm.
let's hope, at the very least "it" steps up "it's" game... this is just pathetic
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"So don’t worry about tomorrow.
Take it today.
Forget about the cheque.
We’ll get hell to pay."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 8, 2008 - 8:57pm.
please, enlighten me... what's the point?
there's no point. it's just a sad sad lil troll. poor lil troll. and corny too.
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Back in the day, when park benches were made of wood, I got splint--never mind.
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Truly laughing now, His BIG TOES are in holes too!!! hahaha. I would kill for a face shot on this mess.
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
Submitted by Robertoooo on August 8, 2008 - 8:56pm.
You can't be a slut. You're ugly people.
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In your case, the ugly is all on the inside -revealing itself everytime you comment. Pathetic & boring.
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~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Well he can't be packing that much, look at the size of the holes.
Maybe he has arthritis.
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Submitted by jussayin on August 8, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Is this the part where I say I'm rubber and you're glue....
HAHAHA!... i forgot about the "rubber and glue" defense!
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"So don’t worry about tomorrow.
Take it today.
Forget about the cheque.
We’ll get hell to pay."
They don't have the Jaws of Life in HK?
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Okay.. I'm familiar with doing sexy times with inanimate objects, but a BENCH? Not hot. He shoulda stuck his peen in a snake hole..
No say something like ignorant, racist...you know the drill poopy head.Robertoooo
I'm ugly. I'm stupid...what's next, my mom dresses me funny? wow your insults are so awe inspiring!
Is this the part where I say I'm rubber and you're glue....
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Submitted by jussayin on August 8, 2008 - 8:50pm.
I'm thinking he misunderstood when I said it can be nice fucking ON a park bench...
LOL that's so funny!!! HHAAHHAHAHAHHAA GOOD ONE!
Robertoooo
Submitted by Robertoooo on August 8, 2008 - 8:56pm.
please, enlighten me... what's the point?
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"So don’t worry about tomorrow.
Take it today.
Forget about the cheque.
We’ll get hell to pay."
What's John Edwards doing in Hong Kong?
Besides bench-fucking, of course.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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You can't be a slut. You're ugly people.
Cyrus is my favorite pop singer. I saw her on a millllionaire personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now. Is that true? As you know, she is only 16!!!
What was the bench wearing? I bet it was a mini skirt and heels. It was soooooooooooo asking for it.
That is a BI-Benchual. They have invaded many a metro area... But I would slap a condom on those post before using it, Paris.
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
look at all those holes!!... i gotta feeling that bench has been around the block
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"So don’t worry about tomorrow.
Take it today.
Forget about the cheque.
We’ll get hell to pay."
I'm pretty sure if the hole was that tight, it would've kept him hard for a while (similar to a cock ring) so he probably couldn't go soft like normal.
What a dumbass though. Everyone knows chairs are the ones to get with
It's always asking people to sit on it's face, so I guess it's got a certain reputation.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
That bench has seen more action then jussayins hole.
....GAWD, I should hope so! I'm no slut.
*roll eyes* is this dude serious like that was a diss or something? Dumbass!
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
He couldn't resist, she was a hot bench!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm thinking he misunderstood when I said it can be nice fucking ON a park bench...
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Those benches are notorious sluts!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I've heard of lowering your standards, but this is ridiculous.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
A) He's asian so its no surprise he fit it in.
B) That bench has seen more action then jussayins hole. Poor poor man hating lonely hole.Robertoooo
He should have just flown under the radar and stayed there till he got soft again as was able to pull it out. I would even take a couple of layers of back-abrasion peen skin to avoid that embarassment. Dumbass.
Couldnt he have just got soft?
Will men never learn that sticking their dicks in things is bound to get them into trouble?
(note to self: clean keyboard)
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the bench was askin' for it, it was coming on to him... (king George Carlin always puts life into perspective)
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"So don’t worry about tomorrow.
Take it today.
Forget about the cheque.
We’ll get hell to pay."
A picnic table is a one hole-one man whore. A multi-hole bench........slut!!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Mmmmm metal so good.
So wrong, what is with people?
You know, there needs to be a hall of fame for these dudes who are bangin' benches, cars, picnic tables, hammers...Has Maury picked up on this trend yet?
Ahahahaha, LoLo sent MK the story!
So a park bench wasn't good enough for this fool?
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At least a park bench won't file for child support.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
He must be a Republican Senator.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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...this could explain why we hadn't heard much from Robertoooo
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
LMAO!! Should've definitely called 911 for some sauce!!!
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world