What Does Chupa Eat?
If you haven't yet seen the 30-minute preview for Rachel Zoe's reality show on Bravo, you should try and catch that shit. I think they're pretty much re-running it every hour on the hour. I never knew Chupa's husband was so.....creepy. He might not be gay, but his hair surely is. He looks like Chupa created him out of pubic hair from a homo, candle wax and Ken Doll parts.
Anyway, Chupa is doing press for her shit show and she was asked what she eats all day. She told Harper's Bazaar (via P6), "It's not that I don't eat. I eat." When asked what she has for lunch, she answered, "Truth? I don't. I'm not a lady who lunches; it's a lull in the day." She went on to say, "When I'm on downtime like on vacation . . . I take care of myself. But when it's me working on my own, it's 7 p.m. and I've had coffee and a grapefruit." Hmmm....
Chupa eats! She just doesn't want to admit what she eats. She feasts on pills, small woodland creatures, children's hair and virgin's blood. You know, the Trollsen diet!
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coffee and half a grapefruit
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next thing is she'll say she hasn't gone on vacation in twenty years
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old women should not wear makeup
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I know she looks sickly, but I actually remember her having very sharp clavicles and being able to see her entire sternum. That is no longer the case. Perhaps before she wasn't eating the grapefruit?
Coffee and a grapefruit huh.... So that's why she looks a hagard mess. Girl needs to plump up to maybe help those wrinkles out. Also, those contacts give me the creeps.
Man, they did a good job on her forhead and neck: smooth as a newborn.
Just a year ago she was a wrinkled hag: the deep lines around her mouth and the wrinkles around her eyes are still there but a good pull was performed on her forehead and neck.
Bitch is 46 if she's a day...born in 1971, my ass..she has laugh lines...I'm 35 and have nary a wrinkle, so there's no way she's a few years older than me...of course, I don't weigh negative 5 pounds, so that may be a contributing factor in her looking like a hag...
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So she doesn't eat.... well, that's why the bitch is infertile.
however old this bitch is claiming to be, add 15 years...chupa and ali lohan have got to be around the same age...
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 9, 2008 - 8:12pm.
I'm convinced that's Marc Anthony in one of his wife's wigs.
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They definitely tweaked her forehead in this picture, too... that or she finally got Botox. Every other picture I've seen of her, she has 3 forehead divots that could fit a finger.
Submitted by NaNoop on August 9, 2008 - 8:25pm.
Wasn't this stringy nimrod Nicole Ritchie's mentor in how to be a skeletor? She was her stylist and apparently weight management-ist too?
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ah HA! maybe she's Nicole's long-lost mother, cause damn, she does look like Nicole Ritchie tweeked with Photoshop.
Wasn't this stringy nimrod Nicole Ritchie's mentor in how to be a skeletor? She was her stylist and apparently weight management-ist too?
I'm convinced that's Marc Anthony in one of his wife's wigs.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 9, 2008 - 7:29pm.
This skullface claims to be 35.
In Klingon years, maybe!
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good call -- all she needs is some forehead ridges and she's good to go.
shit, thought this was Madonna, and was going to say she actually looked a wee bit better, for a banshee.
This skullface claims to be 35.
In Klingon years, maybe!
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No idea who that is – but. ..Alanis Morissette
.. slight resemblance?
Nevermind.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I actually agree with her. Monks, Yogis, and Easterners all agree that eating only 1-2 times a day is best for your body because it can completely digest all the food without any disturbance from another meal. (did anyone read that article in this month's ELLE, the one with jessica simpson on the cover?) Maybe she does have underlying weight reasons for not eating lunch, but it actually is better for you.
Maybe some Ionamin or Tenuate supplements to boost the diet?
Well, look at it this way: if she keeps eating next to nothing then maybe she'll wither away and leave us at peace.
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Women normally don't develop bastard lines like men do, especially at a mere 37 years old.
And how is dressing someone else supposed to be this incredible talent? It doesn't even qualify as an actual skill.
i have to confess, I saw that episode and I didn't hate her......but she HAS to eat!
I thought Anna Wintour had had her killed?
FRIGHT NIGHT!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 9, 2008 - 8:58am.
I don't like her, but I do give her credit for changing Nicole Richie....Nicole dressed like a trailer park skank before Rachel, and since hooking up with her, I love what NR wears 95% of the time...
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I remembered hearing Nicole had fired this holocaust-survivor-looking dumbass, but wanted to make sure before I posted:
"November 14, [2006,] the Simple Life star axed her personal stylist (and close confidante) of more than two years, Rachel Zoe. The reason? The size-0 Richie, 25, 'wanted to surround herself with positive people and influences,' an insider says.
"Apparently that didn’t include the controversial fashionista, 35, who has long been accused of promoting unhealthy body images...."
http://bricksandstones.blogspot.com/2006/11/rachel-zoe-youre-fired.html
Can you believe Rachel Zoe was born in 1971? I've seen women in their 80's with fewer wrinkles.
Submitted by Freak Speely on August 9, 2008 - 12:50pm
Agreed, plus the fact that she's 'maintaining' on that kind of intake... if she ever did start eating normally, she'd gain 30 or 40 pounds before her metabolism got up to speed. It's just for show if you're truly eating that little... I got down to 80 pounds in high school on 600-800 calories a day. And it took me 4 years to get my metabolism to a point where I can eat 1500 calories a day and not gain! Not worth it.
If she gained 30 pounds, she would probably lose 10 years off her face. Looking at those wrinkles, you'd think she'd be willing...
Well, going by her nickname alone, I'd guess she sucks goat blood.
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She has some major eating issues. But I find myself sometimes not having eaten anything until 5pm aside from coffee and few sips of a yogurt drink over the day. But she does this all the time, she doesn't realize that she looks like shit and needs a hamburger or two just to look less like a chupacabra zombie!
Your face!
She's so ridiculous you have to watch the show. She saw these earrings and said something like "OMG put these on me and throw me in a coffin, I'm ready to die!"
They had Rachel-isms and one was her saying the word Die all the time, like "Doesn't it just make you die?" if they were looking at clothes that she loved.
Her hiding all her expensive purchases from her hubby will be interesting...they already showed him totally over it when the CC company called about her spending spree in NY.
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This is one I've never heard of... What does she do?
Rachel Zoe isn't an evil person just because she may have an eating disorder. I'd tell her to get help - not tear her down.
I've said this before, but wikipedia says she was born in 1971. Can you believe she's 36? And this is actually a GOOD picture of her and it looks like they did something about her forehead.
This face is enough to make me glad I went off my fast. YIKES. Being THAT extremely thin can't be healthy. Ugh. I can see the bones in her chest.
there ain't no fucking way in balls this fucking stupid bitch is the same age as me. she is at least 5 if not 10 years older. i might have me some gray hair...but shiiiiiiiit i ain't rolling like a troll! ugh, fugly stupid muumuu wearing mess!!!!!
LOL! Scandal!
Why do I think she's Bulimic? I don't recall her ever smiling with teeth, and her face looks bloated sometimes.
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Submitted by yiooooooo on August 9, 2008 - 11:51am:
"Coffee and a grapefruit ?? Dint she say that she din't tell her client to not eat this pretty much makes her look like she was lying"
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joe shmoe
hahaaha! I'm a girl!
I'll give you a nice licking though.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
This is a castle, we have many tapestries... and if Chupa is thirty-six THEN I AM MICKEY MOUSE!
I actually sat through a History Channel "Monsterquest: Chupacabra" episode to see if they could lure her into a trap. Mission failure :(.
What does Chupa eat? The brains of the living.
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 9, 2008 - 12:38pm.
if she's thirty six than I have a seven inch cock.
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Coffee and a grapefruit ?? Dint she say that she din't tell her client to not eat this pretty much makes her look like she was lying
PS :I have been in so many crazy diets , well I dont know if eating 120 calories a day is a diet or just starving myself and when you are affected by what the people around you say about your body
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Serious "smokers face".Just fill me in on the details MK.I won't be watching.
LOL, coffee and a grapefruit? She lives in the US; she could get any lowfat, no-fat, low-cal, no-sugar, low-sugar thing she wants. Poor thing, you know she's thinking how "mentally strong" she is if that's all she gets by on eating. She's just too lazy to exercise...such a busy day designing clothes nobody wears and feuding with Anna Wintour. At least Anna eats a steak every day, from what I hear...*and* plays tennis to keep fit...she's older than Zoe and still looks 10 years younger.
if she's thirty six than I have a seven inch cock.
bullshit!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Zoe the Undead better stop smoking. Those lines around her mouth are classic smoker-face lines.
Sensimina, now I just want to see Nicole kick the shit out of Paris....we all know Bitch is a dirty fighter....
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Nicole got famous from being on that show with Wonky McValtrex. Funny how she went from being the chunky one that dressed even worse than Paris, to being the thinner one that's taken more seriously (whatever that could possibly mean in these two retards' case). That's the one thing I like about NR, that she stole Wonky's thunder.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by Gry on August 9, 2008 - 2:52pm.
From Wikipedia: "Zoe became friends with Nicole Richie in 2003 and is famous for creating Nicole's reputation as a style icon."
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I never got how Nicole Richie got famous. Puzzles the mind.
I watched this show the other night, it was a fucking mess! She's a hot mess during Fashion Week. Her girl assistant (can't remember her name) is a BITCH from hell. She's totally going to be a Hot Slut here.
I hate that she says her last name as Zo without the E on the end.
I'm totally watching this shit every week with MK!
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