What Does Chupa Eat?
If you haven't yet seen the 30-minute preview for Rachel Zoe's reality show on Bravo, you should try and catch that shit. I think they're pretty much re-running it every hour on the hour. I never knew Chupa's husband was so.....creepy. He might not be gay, but his hair surely is. He looks like Chupa created him out of pubic hair from a homo, candle wax and Ken Doll parts.
Anyway, Chupa is doing press for her shit show and she was asked what she eats all day. She told Harper's Bazaar (via P6), "It's not that I don't eat. I eat." When asked what she has for lunch, she answered, "Truth? I don't. I'm not a lady who lunches; it's a lull in the day." She went on to say, "When I'm on downtime like on vacation . . . I take care of myself. But when it's me working on my own, it's 7 p.m. and I've had coffee and a grapefruit." Hmmm....
Chupa eats! She just doesn't want to admit what she eats. She feasts on pills, small woodland creatures, children's hair and virgin's blood. You know, the Trollsen diet!
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She's 36.
I don't know what else to say about that.
Too true. After thirty five or so, it's so much better to have some curves and facial fat so you don't look like the fucking crypt keeper.
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Is this moron too stupid to realize that she just basically admitted to being anorexic? She must be the ultimate bitch to work with/for, being hungry all the time. I could never be an ano. I get super cranky if I skip breakfast!
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Who the HELL cares about this dried up prune face?
I could give a shit about what she eats or doesn't eat.
Exactly - my mom always says that when you get to a certain age, you have to choose between your ass or your face. Luckily for her, she still has both going on for her, but in general, older women who are really thin have very aged faces.
Zoe, however, is not even that old - she shouldn't look like that at all, if she was normal-thin she wouldn't look like The Mummy.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
I think Rachel needs to realize that at her age, it is more important to have a few extra lbs, than look like an old hag. At least for me it is....
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I know what you're doin; I know where you've been
I know where, but I don't care;
'Cause there's a no such thing as an Original Sin
-Elvis Costello "I'm Not Angry"
Submitted by maDalice on August 9, 2008 - 11:56am.
What happened to her face in that pic? Did she iron it out?
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She has no body fat. Her skin is cleaving to her bones. (now there's a word: *cleaving*)
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Lunch is a "lull" in the day?! I guess going number two would be considered a "lull" in the day too?...oh wait, she doesn't eat, therefore she doesn't sh**!
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I'm sorry but I rather eat and have luscious boobs and a womanly ass than look like a fucking 11 year old girl.
PSL - 100% agreed. I think NR has really good style - I'd wear that shit if I were a size -2.
Networks need to realize that just because this hideous beast taught NR how to dress, doesn't mean the country deserves to be subjected to her annoying shit on national TV. Have you seen the previews? UGGH. Everyone around her looks exhausted, like they just want to punch in her "raisin face".
As for her eating...lol. Anyone can look at her face and see she has a huge problem. I understand wanting to be skinny, but I wouldn't let it get to the point where my face looked like that!
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Is that a slit pupil I see?
I don't like her, but I do give her credit for changing Nicole Richie....Nicole dressed like a trailer park skank before Rachel, and since hooking up with her, I love what NR wears 95% of the time...
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I know what you're doin; I know where you've been
I know where, but I don't care;
'Cause there's a no such thing as an Original Sin
-Elvis Costello "I'm Not Angry"
Sensimina = Thanks for sharing! That shit is ridiculous!
Wonder if she eats Chupa Chups.
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/?What happened to her face in that pic? Did she iron it out?
Nicole Richie posted on her myspace page a long time ago that all Rachel Zoe ate was one serving of asparagus every night for dinner. CRAZY. Not to mention it makes you pee stink.
Sorry - I searched for "Claymate" for the first time to see what they were saying about Gayken's baby, and I have to show you this shit. CREEPY!
Who/What is a Claymate?
Besides the obvious, I think a Claymate is a person who embodies a good and caring heart. Someone who perhaps at some point in life has endured some of the pain and ridicule that Clay has and truly understands what his life has been like and where he's coming from.
I think she is someone who believes in God and loves Him, someone who longs for the music of yesteryear and just good old fashioned, good, clean fun. I think a Claymate is someone who has fallen in love with Clay Aiken because of who he is and what he represents. She has fallen in love with his astounding voice, it's glory notes that bring chills and it's soft gentle, whisper like tones that send shivers coursing down one's spine. A person who has longed for and thirsted for music that was melodious and carried words of love on lyrical waves of passion.
The Claymate is one who has fallen in love with the return of a gentleman...a - gentle - man, one who is polite, respectful and sincere....one who puts others before himself. A man who loves the small and the helpless and is their Knight on a White Charger of hope, carrying his lance and shield to fight the good fight and win the day for those who cannot!
The Claymate is a person who is in love with the purity of a fresh -faced, freckle- faced, guy- a young man whose beauty runs the gamut of possessing a depth of love from way deep down inside his soul to the outer appearance of that soul coming through windows of Jade.... whose gaze is so intense it engages one in a helpless trance of raw emotion.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
"What Does Chupa Eat?"
Babies and the pickled hearts of virgins. It's part of her deal with Satan to become a famous stylist and have a reality show, despite looking like a sour old chunk.
Oh, and the dumbass clearly doesn't realize what "a lady who lunches" means. It has nothing to do with eating lunch, moron.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on August 9, 2008 - 11:47am.
gotta go gurlz. need to clean my house and sell a car. wish me luck hores!!
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*handing you one single small daisy wrapped in a dryer sheet* Good luck, DD! Have a great day.
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This woman truly has an inflated, delusional sense of self-importance if she really thinks people wonder whether or not she eats, or what she eats if she indeed consumes anything. She should ask herself if she wonders or cares about what some random, ugly, talentless person on the street ate for lunch, and then that would make her realize how incredibly uninteresting she is.
"I ate a chicken sandwich, on rye."
Okay bitch, you're like, the next Lincoln.
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If you're like me and have no idea who this emaciated scag with a face so hard it could cut glass is, I'll save you some time.
From Wikipedia: "Zoe became friends with Nicole Richie in 2003 and is famous for creating Nicole's reputation as a style icon."
Irrefutable proof that infantile, talent-free dilettantes with penchants for ridiculous overstatement can truly self-replicate.
diamonddog, luck, bitch!xxoxxo
Submitted by Sensimina on August 9, 2008 - 10:45am.
word!
some of the shit that goes down where I work would be must see tv!
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good luck DD
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
gotta go gurlz. need to clean my house and sell a car. wish me luck hores!!
She didn't need to tell us she's not a lady who lunches. They're a rarified breed these days. She probably doesn't even know what it means.
I'm not really sure who this person is, but she looks likes a drag queen.
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Christine, at least the bitches SALT the fries at your Mickey D's. I actually think it would be a funny reality show if they found a McD's with really dramatic, trashy people working for it. My fiance owns a burger/hot dog joint at the mall and trust me, fucked up customers are a daily occurrence.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
I understand about being busy and not eating...I don't really think about food during the day. But she weighs two lbs....everyone can see she has a problem.
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I know what you're doin; I know where you've been
I know where, but I don't care;
'Cause there's a no such thing as an Original Sin
-Elvis Costello "I'm Not Angry"
I hate people that say they eat but they really don't and pretend to be "so busy" to do it. Just fucking admit you are an ano.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Bitch looks like she's about to reveal her bloody fangs once she opens that mouth. Dead eyes.
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who's going to get the next reality show in this fucked up country, the guy who salts my fries a t mickey D's??
what the fuck ever.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
UGH! She's totally one of those retards that tries to make their own stupid catchphrases happen by loudly repeating them over and over again ten times in a row. For example, if she really "loves" an outfit: I love, love love love LOVE LUH-UHHVE!"
I fucking hate that shit sooo much. If you ever wanted to bottle desperation, just take a container and rub off this bitch's tequila sweat.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
By the looks of her smile line's muscle mass, I'd guess she also sucks a lot of...and eats the protein.
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Gawd. I wish this was Wizard of Oz times and I could make this beesh go poof bye bye.
NOBODY CARES!!! I smell cancellation. Wahtta waiste of time
(all spelling errors are intentional or i was too lazy to fix it.)
Great, another oxygen thief with her own "reality" show. God Bless America.
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