Saturday, August 9th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: The Trannycat Dolls' New Album Cover
Did Kim Kardashian replace Nicole Scherzingwhatever as the lead lip-syncher of the Trannycat Dolls? Who the hell is that tranny?
What's sad is that my 4-year-old cousin worships these skanks. I seriously better not hear about her driving around on her Princess Big Wheel, wearing her mother's Playtex bra while singing about how when she grows up she wants boobies. I will slap her mom with a dirty chankla if that ever happens.
And I'd love to see these hos actually riding those bikes. Something tells me there would be a lot of falling trannies.
VIA TBDB
It makes my day every time you use mexican slang!
DIRTY CHANKLA!!!!!
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
Soooo.... where is Asia from the first Pussycat Dolls tv show? I thought she was suppose to be the new member of this ragtag group of skanks.
One of their new songs is "When I Grow Up".
how much older do you want to get to??
Their average age is around 45.
Nicole Schertzinger is pretty, but all the fucking brunettes look the same. You either look like Kim Kardashian or you look like Adriana Lima. Or both.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Bunch of motherfucking useless tone deaf motherfucking strippers.
It's all fine and fucking great that all they have to do is take their goddamned clothes off to make a shitload of money they wipe their asses with.
It's a shame that people have to work for twenty, thirty, and forty years to make a thousandth of what these hosebags snort.
It's a shame that there are so many female musicians with fucking gorgeous voices go unnoticed because she won't take her clothes off.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Tranny Barbie, Tranny Skipper and all their tranny friends. And Ken? Ken (the missing Pussy) couldn't pull the tranny look together in time for this photo. Fuck.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
looks like someone grew up and got some new boobies, lol
i guess the magic of photoshopping their tranny penises didn't work this time, so they put these giant plates with initials in front of the bikes to hide their balls...genius...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
What a big pile of shit.
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Submitted by islandgirl on August 9, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Please. The only way these hos would ride those bikes is if the seats were removed.
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whoa! hahahahahhaa
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If I was your woman, the things I'd do to you
But I'm not, so I can't, and I won't
But if I was your girl....
-Janet Jackson "If"
No one really knows which one is gone. Aside from Nicole, they're all interchangeable anyway.
One less penis for the PhotoShop master to airbrush away!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Please. The only way these hos would ride those bikes is if the seats were removed.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 9, 2008 - 7:34pm.
So they have downsized to 5 skanks now?
Some tranny in L.A. is goin' hungry!
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The funny thing is that I can't tell which one is gone.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by queef on August 9, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 9, 2008 - 7:28pm.
So, I guess I should have slutted around in order to break into the business. These fools don't have an ounce of talent in their bodies.
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You're in "the bussiness" without slutting it up? Who knew there was any other way for a woman to do it....
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No, I am not in the business, but it appears to me that the only way (fastest) to get ahead is to sleep your way to the top. I personally believe that these chickens have to be laying with someone. I can not understand how people can justify buying their albums. LOL
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
So they have downsized to 5 skanks now?
Some tranny in L.A. is goin' hungry!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Sayonara on August 9, 2008 - 7:28pm.
So, I guess I should have slutted around in order to break into the business. These fools don't have an ounce of talent in their bodies.
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You're in "the bussiness" without slutting it up? Who knew there was any other way for a woman to do it....
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Everyone around me says my time is running out!
So, I guess I should have slutted around in order to break into the business. These fools don't have an ounce of talent in their bodies.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Seriously all of the PUSSYcat Dolls are ugly except for Nicole who knows she's hot. I think the red-haired one is the ugliest. Next the white haired one, next that one that was on the reality show. The blonde is ok.
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 9, 2008 - 2:49pm.
"I don't want...anybody else...when I think a-BOUT you I touch myself! Oh-oh-oh..."
The preschool girls at my son's graduation were singing "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" and "Doncha wish your Girlfriend.." I had never even heard the cowboy one before but I was ashamed for their parents. I think kiddie music sucks too- but you can watch SOME of the stuff you play in the car. Come on people!
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Whatever! This is a group modeled after a burlesque show....IT WAS NEVER MEANT FOR LITTLE KIDS! Just like porn isnt meant for little kids....so if you dont want em singing it...dont let them listen to it!
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Everyone around me says my time is running out!
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
@Sandbitch,
I want to put a cape on your avie for SuperPussy!
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
i swear i choked on my delicious sundae when i saw the word "chancla".
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 9, 2008 - 1:49pm.
that's pretty fucking horrible! My kid (preschooler as well) listens to Raffi and Dean Martin on his headphones and not much else...geez-do these young ho moms not pay attention to the lyrics? This ho does fo sho.
Oh and good to "see" you again gonnaburn! ;)
ooooh I love me some Chrissy Amphlett! Now there's a decent set of TEEFY TEEF.
Please dont ask me
How Ive been getting off
No please dont ask me
How Ive been getting off
Pleasure and Pain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuLHHplYRHw
"I don't want...anybody else...when I think a-BOUT you I touch myself! Oh-oh-oh..."
The preschool girls at my son's graduation were singing "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" and "Doncha wish your Girlfriend.." I had never even heard the cowboy one before but I was ashamed for their parents. I think kiddie music sucks too- but you can watch SOME of the stuff you play in the car. Come on people!
MK wrote: "I seriously better not hear about her driving around on her Princess Big Wheel, wearing her mother's Playtex bra while singing about how when she grows up she wants boobies."
This reminds me of an afternoon I spent at Disneyland a few (several) years back. My friends and I were trekking up a path towards some ride when we spotted a pack of preteens skipping towards us, linked arm-in-arm and singing at the top of their lungs. None of these girls couldn't have been more than 11. What were they singing? Why, the Divinyls' newest hit, of course. "I don't want...anybody else...when I think a-BOUT you I touch myself! Oh-oh-oh..."
Every adult within earshot was either cringing or laughing hysterically.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Last night, as I was out and about in NYC, I came across a gang of tranny hookers in the Meatpacking District. Many of them hung back, their world-weariness showing in their eyes and their tattered striped legwarmers and shrugs. Clinique, the rough-around-the-edges Filipina/Russian leader, approached me slowly, her hips writhing seductively in her denim mini-skirt. Batting her heavily-mascarad eyes, she propositioned me, offering me a trip to the mysterious paradise between her legs for a mere Metro ticket. Fiscal incentives aside, I was not in the mood for tranny pie.
I passed them by, sheepish and flush with an urgent need to escape. The group dispersed and flanked the edges of the sidewalk, each of them desperately peddling their wares in a last-ditch effort to pay off their cell phone bill.
It was exactly like a Pussycat Dolls concert.
they totally stole that shit from metalocalypse
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me dont stop dancing and she's pulling me near
Submitted by Angeluz_4ever on August 9, 2008 - 9:04am.
Chankla... I think MK meant Chancla which basically a Flip-Flop. Is MK Part Latin? Because I love when he writes in spanish
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Yeah, you're right, I always interpreted a chancla to be a flip-flop, and the visual I get is of an old, never-been-cleaned, smelly flip-flop! And yes, I believe his hot ass is part Latino.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
They all look like Jordan.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on August 9, 2008 - 10:47am.
hahahaha. I used to watch the originals in Japan. Mesmerizing.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 9, 2008 - 1:41pm.
They added letters to the bikes only after the legal folks for the Power Rangers made them abandon their original artistic vision of differently colored biker-girl outfits.
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Power Rangers rocked!..except the one arrested for murder, of course.
The spandex and helmet..oh, yeah!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Could someone please tell me what happened to the black girl who won the reality show to become "The Next Pussycat Doll?". Have my eyes been deceiving me or was this girl, once she won the competition, immediately wiped from the face of the band's existence?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on August 9, 2008 - 10:34am.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 9, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Rearrange the initials:
They added letters to the bikes only after the legal folks for the Power Rangers made them abandon their original artistic vision of differently colored biker-girl outfits.
whatever happened to Asia or whoever the fuck she is?
That show was so pointless.
There are any number of porn dvd sleeves that have this exact same aesthetic. These tramps' entire raison-d'etre seems to orbit around the ill-conceived logic that the most memorable thing about adult entertainment is the soundtracks. Porn starlets are always trying to break into the music industry. These glorified lap dancers should just give up the ghost already and go the opposite route.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 9, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Rearrange the initials:
JNKAM.
(jenkem)
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LMAO! I thought each letter represented a special kink or fetish. Oh, shit what is wrong with me? *bitch slapping self* Ha!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
PCD riding those bikes? It would be like when Paris and Kim Stew showed up on a red carpet sitting on bikes, and KimStew rode hers a few feet, ate shit and her dress went over her head. while Paris laughed at her....that was great!
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ready ready ready ready, ready to run
all I'm willing to do is have some fun
what's all this talk about love?
- Dixie Chicks "Ready To Run"
"And I'd love to see these hos actually riding those bikes. Something tells me there would be a lot of falling trannies."
LOL! MK I would pay to see that!
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
Weren't there six of them before?
**** "I Love Lamp" ****
Rearrange the initials:
JNKAM.
(jenkem)
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 9, 2008 - 1:21pm.
they look like they have hard things between their legs and I don't mean the bikes.
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LOL! Yeah, it looks like they have to do a bit of "adjusting" once they get off their bikes. They must be really sore...reason they strut so funny in the videos.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
CTH and TV....bwahahahahahaha
these chicks are so pathetic...even Nicole. I know she's hot, but she sucks.
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I know what you're doin; I know where you've been
I know where, but I don't care;
'Cause there's a no such thing as an Original Sin
-Elvis Costello "I'm Not Angry"
they look like they have hard things between their legs and I don't mean the bikes.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Sensimina on August 9, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Angel i, I don't think women over 30 are "done", that would mean I have only about 8 years left! However, they could have certainly picked 30 somethings that look like real women instead of aged, cheap trannies! That's all I'm saying.
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LOL! Fair enough.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
I haven't seen that many hogs since the Spears family reunion.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
I have seen the new video, yes i am copping to it as i also remember their older videos, now I'm not fan or anything but why does the production value seem so much less?
This shit looks like a media project from the "Speshul School".
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Angel i, I don't think women over 30 are "done", that would mean I have only about 8 years left! However, they could have certainly picked 30 somethings that look like real women instead of aged, cheap trannies! That's all I'm saying. The whole point of their group is to be sexy, but I don't find any of them to be at all sexy except MAYBE the lead syncher, and she looks so awful in candid photos.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
They've all ridden with their legs around more risky and oily objects for a long time now.