Saturday, August 9th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: The Trannycat Dolls' New Album Cover
Did Kim Kardashian replace Nicole Scherzingwhatever as the lead lip-syncher of the Trannycat Dolls? Who the hell is that tranny?
What's sad is that my 4-year-old cousin worships these skanks. I seriously better not hear about her driving around on her Princess Big Wheel, wearing her mother's Playtex bra while singing about how when she grows up she wants boobies. I will slap her mom with a dirty chankla if that ever happens.
And I'd love to see these hos actually riding those bikes. Something tells me there would be a lot of falling trannies.
VIA TBDB
ShareThis
Plastic tits and motorbikes. Looks like someone did a bit of market research before creating this cover.
**********************
"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
OMG, that's creepy!
********
I love twinks! ;)
Check out the girl on our far left on the K motorbike. She's totally missing the right lower half of her torso.HAHA.
**********************
"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hey now - just like you said about big girls (Sensimina) I like seeing older women having fun. I don't want to be done just cuz I'm over 30! Boohoo! I don't feel done!
But it's the same as with younger girls for me. It's the over-the-top sexuality and the fact that they're not really music makers. It's a whole band full of backup singers and dancers. Mebbe in that Las Vegas world (from which I do believe they came...?) but, for general consumption, they're pretty nauseating.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Hi Peeps (and MK) - the song doesn't say "I want to have boobies" it says "I want to have groupies." I thought it was boobies (and that is how my six year old daughter sings it) but a DJ on the radio yesterday looked up the lyrics and they are saying "groupies."
Now my daughter dances around the market singing "I want to have boobies." Thanks pussycat skanks
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
be careful what you wish for cuz you just might get it....
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Chankla... I think MK meant Chancla which basically a Flip-Flop. Is MK Part Latin? Because I love when he writes in spanish
aren't their fifteen minutes up yet?
-----------------------------------------------
"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Shouldn't this be filed under "Photoshop Awards"? These trannies look awful without tons and tons of airbrushing. Seriously, you'd think if they wanted to make a singing/dancing band full of chicks that they could have found younger and hotter girls! These women look like men in their mid-30s who decided to go ahead with the sex change operation.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by Mr. President on August 9, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Reminds me of when some idiot club owner presented Paris Hilton with a tricked out motorbike and she tried to ride it on the red carpet. Nearly wiped out some bystanders.
_____________________________________
Wasn´t that Kimbo Stewart? Parasite was also there on a bike but she didn´t try to ride it, she just laughed when Kimbo fell on her ass, being the good friend she is.
Probably a lot of 12yo males really into the trannycat dolls, too, up to around the age of 20 or so. Oh, who am I kidding - most males are probably big big fans of the trannycats. One of my favorite guy friends is an intellectual, funny, interesting, normal AND a major fan of Britney *shudder* Spears. I can't figure it.
The head of the girl whit the J looks like it does not belong to her body
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
If you're gonna photoshop people on motorcycles, isn't it a good idea to at least have them look like they're *riding* them? The one in the stripe-top looks like she's hovering over the seat, and the picture as a whole looks dumb. Why are they just sitting on random monogrammed motorcycles, leaning on each other, and seemingly have no intent to go anywhere? That's not dominating anything!
They'd have done better at least having them bending over and working on cars in poses from the auto body calendars while guys are in the back ogling them or something if they want the "alpha butch hottie" look.
Reminds me of when some idiot club owner presented Paris Hilton with a tricked out motorbike and she tried to ride it on the red carpet. Nearly wiped out some bystanders.
**********************
"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I will slap her mom with a dirty chankla if that ever happens.
~~~~~~~~
Uh...*feeling foolish* *raising little sock monkey hand* What's a chankla?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Do they make training wheels for motorcycles?
**********************
"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."