Saturday, August 9th 2008
Someone Got New Jeans.....
Tommy Girl finally fished out a couple of $20 bills from his cleavage to give to Stepford Katie for some new jeans. Although, I'm not sure if these are any better. At least her pegged jeans left me singing Jody Watley's "Real Love." But this high-waisted shit makes me want to scream at her, "Stop trying to be Posh! You are not a fashion icon!" You know she would rather be wearing khakis from Talbots and a polo shirt from J. Crew. She's a sad little robot, because she's been forced to wear this crap!
Although, these would make some good "escape jeans." She can hide Suri in one leg.
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She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Do I see a cameltoe?
I tried on some jeans the other day that looked just like that, but I would have to remove 2 feet of jean fabric so I could walk in them without tripping over myself. I so wish I were 5'8 to pull this off...sigh...!
Your face!
That look was lame in the early 70's and it is lame now. Go for style not trends girl.
Christianity is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
She looks like a nice person but I hate it when she tries to be fashionable.It does not suit her.
Those are some FUG pants. That is all.
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
Holmes makes me ill.
A trapped android is all I get from these pics; and by the way, WHO CARES ENOUGH TO TAKE PICS OF THIS SOUL-LESS TWAT?
Alba also has a cosmetic contract and the personality of a dead fish.
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Katie has been cast adrift by Posh..who is well known for her fashion forward thinking..
Katiebot does not know how to dress herself with out SpiceGirl influence..
Katie should get some ideas from Suri's stylist!!
These jeans remind me of what the chicks on 'One Day at a Time' wore... throwback!
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Slurpees rock!
Alba also has a cosmetic contract and a personality. Holmes doesn't need a contract (money) and she's never had any personality. That's what made her a perfect fit for TommyGirl.
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anon:
I don't believe the folklore either (at least not most of it), but to say Katie Holmes has/has a better career than Jessica Alba is a big stretch. To call either one of them a great acting talent would be sacreligious.
Holmes left the only 'franchise' film of her career, 'Batman Begins', to sign away her life to LaCruise.
Before that movie, she has no viable film career, and her TV show was never a huge hit.
Alba has titties, 'Fantastic Four', and a completely free birth canal.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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the breakdown... interesting folklore, but i just don't buy it. she had more of a career than jessica alba, and certainly is a better actress...perhaps she became the beard unwittingly...i don't think there is anything phoney about her...i don't...
She does look like Miseralba on that pic. but I think its only because she in fact in miserable! Look at that frown.
Submitted by stake_spike on August 9, 2008 - 11:26pm.
In the main pic Katie looks like a whiter MiserAlba. Wasn't MiserAlba a contender in Tom's Bride Search? I can see the resemblence.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
*pokes MK in the back with a party sausage* wakey wakey MK! It's 2pm here in the Uk and I'm so bored lol!!
Actually that's probably what IS happening to him right now lol.
Last night I had a dream that me and one of you hos (some ambiguous DLister) were out in a city throwing around fliers for this site, when sudddenly we heard a noise, looked up, and saw MK in this like convertible helicopter! We held the signs up and started screaming at him and he was like "OMG, what are you bitches doing!?"
It was awesome. But scary that my own dreams produced a commercial for this site.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
I thought the 'paper bag' waisted jeans were slenderizing...til now. Oh well, better than that rolled up crap. Like the haircut though.
Hollywood folklore is that TommyGirl's minions approached Scarlett Johannsen, Jessica Alba, and Katie Holmes with a pact to be his beard wife and all of the 'prestige' (haha) that came along with that.
Scarlett took a look at her career and her love of cock and fled for the hills.
Jessica Alba decided to coast on her titties.
To seal the deal, Cruise's gay mafia sent Katie re-runs of Dawson's Creek and faxed over her resume full of nothing.
Her lack of talent demanded that she sire offspring with him or someone resembling him.
She's been paying ever since!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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I think she looks nice. I really do!
Wakey wakey MK I'm bored lol!
i think katie looks really cute with this new haircut! very elfin/pixie and to be honest i much prefer bell-bottoms coming back in than rolled up jeans or worse yet tapered in jeans which I am seeing everywhere in europe...
The photo you had of the guy with the cassette up his peen just made me think that it looked like a dick-billed platypus. I'm thinking there's probably some Wham on that cassette too.
I think it takes more effort to look this outdated and haggard than it does to look hot.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
All she needs to make these pants look totally 1977 is to pair them with a pair of CLOGS, and a DOWN SKI VEST!!!! She also needs to feather her hair, and she would be complete and total 1977-1978.......maybe she could also pair it with a satin jacket and matching satin baseball cap.....or a tee shirt that says "FOXY".
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The only good thing I can say about these jeans is they aren't the rolled up ones she's been wearing for two weeks now which must have stunk to high heaven with Tommy's jizz on them.
In the main pic Katie looks like a whiter MiserAlba. Wasn't MiserAlba a contender in Tom's Bride Search? I can see the resemblence.
Sweet Dreams:)
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Nite nite from me too!
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Hitler!:
http://www.topnews.in/uploads/Tom-Cruise1.jpg
Okayyyyyyyy. I'll stop.
Night everyone. Thank you for the frights and the laughs. lol
Hugs,
Me
It has to be said...
High waisted jeans look great on thin tall people. If she was wearing a shoe with a heel and a chic top, these jeans would work (minus that belt) But she of course looks like she rolled out of the Old Navy factory store in Jersey.
There, I feel better.
Sad picture:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/features/img/Entertainmentblog/2006/february/...
Poor Katie looks so mess up in the head. Cheesus!
And now I'm gonna be singing it like that cuz it's so goofy. Oof!
ONT: Katie, Katie, Katie! What were you THINKING???
Doesn't that woman got some parents somewhere?
Are they beside themselves?
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 9, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Sayonara: Pat Boone, "In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy"
http://www.amazon.com/Metal-Mood-More-Mr-Nice/dp/B000005KOE
"Enter Sandman" never sounded so, umm, retarded.
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LOL! And here's some proof!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw64pU_wAYw
Does he even know what "metal" means?
So damn sad. I love that song.
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"Remember the silly huge smile this girl had - with all her teeth showing and her tongue peeking out all the time? So sad to see this face now."
Well, at least we don't have to see that huge silly smile. It made her look like Britney Spears' taller snaggletoothed sister -- and while I'm sure she thought it looked cute to stick her tongue out like that, it's only cute in babies.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 9, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 9, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Sayonara: Pat Boone, "In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy"
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I found this online Re:Pat Boone's career as a rocker...
By and large, Boone spent much of the 1980s and 1990s out of the secular media spotlight, but in 1997 he made a splash with the LP No More Mr. Nice Guy, a tongue-in-cheek collection of covers of heavy metal tunes like "Smoke on the Water" and "Stairway to Heaven." Much of the singer's Christian contingent failed to get the joke, however, and after Boone appeared at the American Music Awards clad in black leather and sporting temporary tattoos, he was dismissed from his Trinity Broadcasting Network program Gospel America.
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MORAL OF BOONE'S STORY:
Trying to find a sense of humor in a fundamentalist chrisitan group is like trying to find a cherry up Paris Hilton's crab hole.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 9, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Sayonara: Pat Boone, "In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy"
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I found this online Re:Pat Boone's career as a rocker...
By and large, Boone spent much of the 1980s and 1990s out of the secular media spotlight, but in 1997 he made a splash with the LP No More Mr. Nice Guy, a tongue-in-cheek collection of covers of heavy metal tunes like "Smoke on the Water" and "Stairway to Heaven." Much of the singer's Christian contingent failed to get the joke, however, and after Boone appeared at the American Music Awards clad in black leather and sporting temporary tattoos, he was dismissed from his Trinity Broadcasting Network program Gospel America.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
@Sheeps:
Yeah...um...well, at least it's not bushy like Demi's! Eep!
and dot
I mean...did this guy even make money doing this? lol
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If you can believe it - the freak had Sugar Mommies. He did this freaky stuff for "gifts"...but then would post them because he loved them so much;s
But seriously - we've been looking at this frumpy Miss Muffin all day - just tryna shake it up a little!
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Hi Aphid! *smooches*
I am still having aftershock shakes from that nasty pic....not Katie.
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Submitted by dead-actress on August 9, 2008 - 10:51pm.
You gotta be fucking kidding me with these pants. Frumpy is in, I guess. She's not even trying to stay above water. Idiot.
((HUGS)) to DA. Tommy wants his woman frumpy and boyish looking. Lavender marriage anyone?
Hey Aphid!
Thanks Sheeps...
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Aphid on August 9, 2008 - 10:42pm.
APHIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! *runs towards you and knocks you down and covers you with kitten kisses!*
How you, sexi mami?
Angel, you must have seen some skeery stuff in your lifetime to believe that is real? OUCH. ACK! Er...what I'm trying to say is I'd rather live in a damned cardboard box than shove something up my penis [if I had one] and post it on the internetz. I mean...did this guy even make money doing this? lol
Katie wears flats when she's free and wears heels when she's with sci-fi-tardo so maybe that's her way of having a little control and power. Then again, I don't doubt TG loves some Katie bot towering over him and looking like a man...I'm waiting for Katie to publicly buy a purple penetrator strap-on...ohhhhhhhhh how I wish.
You gotta be fucking kidding me with these pants. Frumpy is in, I guess. She's not even trying to stay above water. Idiot.
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Katie needs to take the $$$ and run.
I guess Pat was trying to be cool, but it was not working. It was a long time ago, and I don't remember what year it was. Oh, he also had one dangling earring in his ear. I'm sure it was a clip on. LOL
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Sayonara: Pat Boone, "In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy"
http://www.amazon.com/Metal-Mood-More-Mr-Nice/dp/B000005KOE
"Enter Sandman" never sounded so, umm, retarded.
Look, Angel, I didn't want to do this, but I'm gonna bring out Petite's anal starfish in a minute.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 9, 2008 - 10:30pm.
Fo sho! Do you remember when he showed up on the American Music Awards a few years back? He was wearing leather with spikes and a studded vest with make-up. I almost fell out of my chair.
lmao! What? No photos? You tease! I would soooooo love to see that! *wink*
Topic? I think Katie's sweater is really cute. There. :P
No, I am NOT looking at the other photo.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
@dot:
Sadly, I know that this can be real.
I have seen pictures of much worse - just some guy with his webcam and an ass-load (pun intended) of nasty ideas. Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with me except that ...people fascinate me...? I dunno - I'm a sick fuck.
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I'm not looking at any of those links!!
OT: Katie's wearing the same jeans I wore in 5th grade....and they probably are the same size
Hello ".", PSL, and all you other hot sluts
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 9, 2008 - 10:27pm.
I suppose none of you looked at the other picture, because no one else has been balled up in the corner shaking for the past 10 minutes....
be smart. don't look.
OMG! PSL, you are as bad as MK and ya made me look, ya Dickens! That cassette player shoved up a peen foreskin looks nasty and CAN'T be real! -But, I do hafta wonder if he was playing a flautist rendition of the Oscar Meyer Weiner jingle. Aww.