Saturday, August 9th 2008
Someone Got New Jeans.....
Tommy Girl finally fished out a couple of $20 bills from his cleavage to give to Stepford Katie for some new jeans. Although, I'm not sure if these are any better. At least her pegged jeans left me singing Jody Watley's "Real Love." But this high-waisted shit makes me want to scream at her, "Stop trying to be Posh! You are not a fashion icon!" You know she would rather be wearing khakis from Talbots and a polo shirt from J. Crew. She's a sad little robot, because she's been forced to wear this crap!
Although, these would make some good "escape jeans." She can hide Suri in one leg.
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These are jeans from my late 70s college days - we wore these with those stupid puffy ski jackets that ended at the waist. Never cover the ass in those days. It was right before the preppy clothes phase began.
Remember the silly huge smile this girl had - with all her teeth showing and her tongue peeking out all the time? So sad to see this face now.
lizardo- lol....believe me, I know I am not all rainbows and unicorns...
angel: ouch ouch ouch....I don't know how a man could sit through that...
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"Kids are nasty, dirty, disease-carrying midgets" who are "too sassy, too grown and talk back too much"
- Bernie Mac
This is for you, parissucksliterally:
She's so cute.
@PSL:
O yeah - I forgot to soothe you!
Poor girlie! I would have typed "Do not Click" but I know how well that works!
Here's a pretty one:)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1410/740725716_7f465cf66f.jpg?v=0
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Fo sho! Do you remember when he showed up on the American Music Awards a few years back? He was wearing leather with spikes and a studded vest with make-up. I almost fell out of my chair.
On topic: Katie looks so sad all of the time.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Poor widdle Pat!
That's prolly why he got all puritan. Too many girlies saw that pic and gave him a pass;P
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I suppose none of you looked at the other picture, because no one else has been balled up in the corner shaking for the past 10 minutes....
be smart. don't look.
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"Kids are nasty, dirty, disease-carrying midgets" who are "too sassy, too grown and talk back too much"
- Bernie Mac
Sayo, he was a diva fo sho!
http://home.att.net/~boomers.fifties.pinups/pat_boone.jpg
lol
Pat Boone was a dirty one back in the day. LOL
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by angel_i on August 9, 2008 - 9:55pm.
OMG! Not Pat Boone!
Justin Timberlake steals everything!
http://www.boingboing.net/images/boone-hustler.jpg
AHHHHHHHH. I'm laughing so hard I'm fricking tearing up!
That ain't no peen. That's a snacky cake!
Sayo, you're right...that's the "dick in a box" with the reveal! lmao
if this trend starts, i'll realize how uncool everyone is.
Submitted by angel_i on August 9, 2008 - 9:55pm.
OMG! Not Pat Boone!
Justin Timberlake steals everything!
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Oh great... Now I have seen Pat's wiener in a box.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by angel_i on August 9, 2008 - 10:02pm.
@Sayonara:
That one's likely the safest of the bunch!
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Holy mackerel that is ugly! LOL
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Sheeps on August 9, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 9, 2008 - 6:55pm.
OMG! Not Pat Boone!
Justin Timberlake steals everything!
Looks like a jewelry box would have sufficed.
Exactly what Google search turned this up, mon Ange?
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Um...I plead the fifth...?
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@Sayonara:
That one's likely the safest of the bunch!
So hard to know isn't it?...Mwahahaha!
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Submitted by angel_i on August 9, 2008 - 6:55pm.
OMG! Not Pat Boone!
Justin Timberlake steals everything!
Looks like a jewelry box would have sufficed.
Exactly what Google search turned this up, mon Ange?
Submitted by . on August 9, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 9, 2008 - 9:34pm.
And is THIS a woman or a man???;P
http://jeff.nieusma.com/toys/penis.jpg
Angel, where do you find this stuff? A woman posing as a ginormous peen. I can't believe that hasn't made it as a caption this! lmao
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I refuse to look! HA HA HA HA
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
i would've thought katie would be cracking a smile since tommy isn't nearby holding that auditing machine around her...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
ANGEL!
I just fucking jumped when i realized what the fuck that was! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
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"See you at the debate, bitches!"
– Paris Hilton
OMG! Not Pat Boone!
Justin Timberlake steals everything!
http://www.boingboing.net/images/boone-hustler.jpg
Ok, ok...no more peens:)
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I need to find this bitch!
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Penis Theft in Congo!
Ouch! This one's gotta hurt. Reuters reported that the Congo Police have arrested 13 suspects accused of using witchcraft to snatch other men's penises or at least give them a downgrade. The town is said to be in a state of panic when the lynchings started and were allegedly done through the practice of black magic.
Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
Some folks actually claimed that the stories were true. They claimed that some of the victims penises 'became tiny or that they've become impotent.'
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Ack!
NSFL!
But this one goes the other way around!
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/92/Penis-ouch.jpg
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Submitted by angel_i on August 9, 2008 - 6:34pm.
I'm guessing a lot of folks on both sides of the aisle are hoping that's a guy.
@dot:
I got a bad Google habit.
@PSL:
Yes - I do believe she's in disguise!
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Submitted by angel_i on August 9, 2008 - 9:34pm.
And is THIS a woman or a man???;P
http://jeff.nieusma.com/toys/penis.jpg
Angel, where do you find this stuff? A woman posing as a ginormous peen. I can't believe that hasn't made it as a caption this! lmao
angel, the tan line across the back makes me think it is a woman......but that is one white ass, and one funny picture!
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"See you at the debate, bitches!"
– Paris Hilton
And is THIS a woman or a man???;P
http://jeff.nieusma.com/toys/penis.jpg
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Submitted by . on August 9, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 9, 2008 - 9:16pm.
Well, to be honest, the first thing I thought of was a jar of peanut butter. But I'm not sure it would get stuck in there.
hahaha! Angel, creamy or extra chunky? I think the extra chunky is probably for the masochists (just guessing).
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Haha! Ouchie! And I don't even have a penis!
What about this? A warning for those dicks who are constantly chasing pussy:
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1961/cathotdogis1.jpg
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ok, first of all, I just want to say that I think TG is MIA because he is in some sort of $cieno training camp, all tied up and being whipped in someone's basement somewhere, repenting.
Now to Katie...she is very pretty, and I definately like when she dresses more casual than when she tries to look like Jackie O. It just doesn't fit her.
I don't, however, like the jeans at all. Too hippy-ish for her. She needs to just chill and go for some regular old boot cut jeans.
She looks so depressed.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 9, 2008 - 9:16pm.
Well, to be honest, the first thing I thought of was a jar of peanut butter. But I'm not sure it would get stuck in there.
hahaha! Angel, creamy or extra chunky? I think the extra chunky is probably for the masochists (just guessing).
Well, to be honest, the first thing I thought of was a jar of peanut butter. But I'm not sure it would get stuck in there.
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Submitted by Sayonara on August 9, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Some might say that Tom is already doing that. I have never seen so many pictures of Katie walking around NYC before w/o Tom.
Hmmmmmmm. Sayo that gave me pause. VERY good point. Extra creepy!
PSL, a bong? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Bong water is so GD nasty. Good lawd!
How come not a single person has mentioned anything from the produce section in the grocery store yet? C'mon now...! I'll take one for the team. Here it goes: You carve a hole in a nice, juicy Muskmelon aka cantaloupe and then you put the melon in the nuker for 5 minutes on power 3 and bring it out and let it rest just a bit so you don't get any hot spots and voila...have at er! Yeah. I went there. :P
Janet Wood, is that you?
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euuuw angel! The thimble peen was just sad and nasty.....
bathtub faucet would work.....
I got one. Man gets his dick stung in his bong! Someone has to have done that.....
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"See you at the debate, bitches!"
– Paris Hilton
Submitted by . on August 9, 2008 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 9, 2008 - 8:29pm.
Those jeans would look great with a pair of platform shoes.
lol! Sayo, you WOULD try and pimp Katie out! hehehe! Don't forget the purple Fedora with a feather and the purple faux fur pimp coat. -Oh wait...and the pimp cane so she can beat the living shit out of her couch-jumping-lunatic-twat for brains-idiot for a husband. I'll supply the wood-chipper.
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Some might say that Tom is already doing that. I have never seen so many pictures of Katie walking around NYC before w/o Tom.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 9, 2008 - 8:41pm.
hahahhaha angel!
Let's play a game:
Perhaps a man has stuck his dick inside a ........?
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I had to go looking for inspiration and this was all I got...figures. Harumph.
THIS guy: (NSFW)
http://kominek.blox.pl/resource/penis.jpg
got his penis stuck in the bath faucet. Or so I heard:)
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Submitted by . on AugThe only prob was if you wore them too tight you ended up sporting major camel toe.
ust 9, 2008 - 7:48pm.
Ahhh, the good old days...!
Perhaps a man has stuck his dick inside a ........?
inside a block of swiss cheese.ewwwwwwwwww
swimmers...because they shave their whole body for less resistance.wink wink.
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Kbot needs to sew some daisys on those jeans and her name on the pockets.cute. ;>
I'm betting that Katie's got plenty of shake and shimmy. Not that her husband would ever notice. ;)
Submitted by Mr. President on August 9, 2008 - 8:42pm.
I can almost visualize Christopher Walken and his cowbell designing these jeans: "More denim!"
lol! "I've got a fever and the only cure is MORE DENIM!"
Love it! :D
Submitted by Snarkley on August 9, 2008 - 8:44pm.
Snarkley, you're right about that! My ass looked pretty damned amazing in bell-bottoms back in the day but the bells I wore didn't have this high of a waistline. The only prob was if you wore them too tight you ended up sporting major camel toe.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 9, 2008 - 8:41pm.
Let's play a game:
Perhaps a man has stuck his dick inside a ........?
Piggy Bank (not the the slot, the bottom part...even though the slot would be some feat! lmao).
The ONLY good thing about these jeans from back in the day is that they made a woman's ass look great! Unfortunately we can't properly evaluate Katie's booty from these pics.
I can almost visualize Christopher Walken and his cowbell designing these jeans: "More denim!"
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Submitted by Sayonara on August 9, 2008 - 8:29pm.
Those jeans would look great with a pair of platform shoes.
lol! Sayo, you WOULD try and pimp Katie out! hehehe! Don't forget the purple Fedora with a feather and the purple faux fur pimp coat. -Oh wait...and the pimp cane so she can beat the living shit out of her couch-jumping-lunatic-twat for brains-idiot for a husband. I'll supply the wood-chipper. ;))
hahahhaha angel!
Let's play a game:
Perhaps a man has stuck his dick inside a ........?
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"See you at the debate, bitches!"
– Paris Hilton
OK, this isn't funny anymore.
Surely some guy somewhere has stuck his dick in something amusing...?
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I kind of like those jeans (I'll add, however, that my taste veers towards the tacky and inexplicable).
I tried that style that once, but I'm only five feet tall, so I looked more daft than usual.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Tommy:Girl put Katie up to wearing these jeans. When she's seen in these jeans, people think back to OP, Polo, Tough Skins and inevitably Top Gun, Mrs. Cruise's greatest cinematic achievement.
Maybe one of these years Kate will be allowed to enter into his Jerry Maguire 'you complete me' ensmbles.
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Those jeans would look great with a pair of platform shoes.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I keep expecting TommyBitch to bust out of a pant leg with a rabid grin screaming "WHERE'S YOUR CAREER?! AND YOURS?! AND YOURS AND YOU, TOO, THETAN-INFESTED HOMELESS MAN!!! BOOAWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!"