Saturday, August 9th 2008
Someone Got New Jeans.....
Tommy Girl finally fished out a couple of $20 bills from his cleavage to give to Stepford Katie for some new jeans. Although, I'm not sure if these are any better. At least her pegged jeans left me singing Jody Watley's "Real Love." But this high-waisted shit makes me want to scream at her, "Stop trying to be Posh! You are not a fashion icon!" You know she would rather be wearing khakis from Talbots and a polo shirt from J. Crew. She's a sad little robot, because she's been forced to wear this crap!
Although, these would make some good "escape jeans." She can hide Suri in one leg.
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Holy Jeez. It looked like someone started making a pair of bellbottoms and never stopped.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Aren't these called "elephant" pants...for women with thunder thighs? Just wondering.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Squat? on a dick? alllright!
PSL
I HEAR YOU. fuck, I refuse. I'd rather my ass showing than highlighting my fucking scar!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
christine the hoff:
The difference between you and PCD is that you have to squat.
These she-males do not.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
"used up, homo prune juice"?? Breakdown, you kill me!!
the Breakdown: homo juice...lol
CTH: I will not wear high waisted pants...I don't care how stylish they become.
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If I was your woman, the things I'd do to you
But I'm not, so I can't, and I won't
But if I was your girl....
-Janet Jackson "If"
used up, homo prune juice.
thanks, I just pissed myself.bwaaa!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
It's so sad to see, especially because Cruise used up all his Hollywood muscle getting Nicole an Oscar, forcing Katie to marry into used up, homo prune juice.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
thebreakdown.
sure it did! the stylist to make her as manly as possible! and dowdy, don't forget dowdy.
shit, her role model is the Queen of England.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Her contract to marry into Scientology obviously did not come with a stylist.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
please God do NOT let these fucking jeans become popular again, they would totally showcase the pad of fat I have on the bottom of my belly from my C-section. which looks totally redick, cause the rest of me is really thin....
low riders are my best friends.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I don't like the top but those jeans are cute IMO...she's morphing into Tom
Bye Mr Prez, Tonic and PSL (oh and you too Queef; good luck with those peenies); I'm out for the evening. Have a good one!
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Since theres nothing else to talk about...
How do you get the forums to work, everytime i try to log in it dosent work...
does anyone else have this problem?
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Everyone around me says my time is running out!
Dumb Dumb dumbdumb...D list is grinding to a halt.....
So boring....
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Everyone around me says my time is running out!
The only Olympian I ever had a crush on was Kristi Yamaguchi when I was twelve. She looked so cute in her skating outfit. She still looks good.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
We are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""? Is this news true or not? who knows...
PSL no I havent seen them. I actually think she's gorgeous and she's a good athlete too. But she totally looks like a dude in that speedo thing. It's supposed to make swimmers faster tho so I spose its worth it.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 9, 2008 - 6:56pm.
I don't like the "deadness" of DL on the weekends, I just know when the lulls are- I am not inside all day looking at sites....I love to be outside...
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You know when the lulls are....well, where are there other sites that arent as dead as this one? If you know so much about this site...you must know where there are others....
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Everyone around me says my time is running out!
Submitted by Mr. President on August 9, 2008 - 6:58pm
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Whaaaa? You don't find him *gorgeous*? I like a well-fed man. Plus he's very proud of his body.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcnaz3qI3o&feature=related
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 9, 2008 - 6:55pm.
Nooooo!!! Talk about NSFL (Not Safe For Life).
And to answer your lobster eating question, I like lobster but it's one of those foods that tastes disgusting after the first one. How people can sit there and eat a dozen or more is beyond me.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 9, 2008 - 3:54pm.
From that peen picture, one can only speculate that he must be a "grower".
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well, he "was in the pool!!"
heehee
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If I was your woman, the things I'd do to you
But I'm not, so I can't, and I won't
But if I was your girl....
-Janet Jackson "If"
tonic, have you seen the Amanda Beard Playboy spread? Some of the pics are beautiful. Her body is incredible....but here she looks like a dude, yes.
I don't like the "deadness" of DL on the weekends, I just know when the lulls are- I am not inside all day looking at sites....I love to be outside...
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If I was your woman, the things I'd do to you
But I'm not, so I can't, and I won't
But if I was your girl....
-Janet Jackson "If"
Voodoo I hope so. Imagine the disappointment of having to carve through all that beef and then there's no meat =(
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Mr. President on August 9, 2008 - 6:50pm.
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Hahahaha! Say what you will, there's nothing like a well-built man rocking some budgie smugglers: To wit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v9Cd2PerbY&feature=related
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From that peen picture, one can only speculate that he must be a "grower".
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 9, 2008 - 6:50pm.
oooh, thanks for the peen outline...lol
Joe, Saturdays are usually dead...it starts to pick up again in about an hour or so, then die out again.....
I get my errands done during the week, so I can laze around on Saturdays....
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You like it when theres no posters on the weekends????
Thats dosent make sense....what other sites do you visit?
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Everyone around me says my time is running out!
lol there's something about olympic training I guess that brings out the androgyny.
Here's a better pic but the chicks (one of them is Amanda Beard) look like dudes.
http://manolomen.com/images/speedo-lzr-racer.jpg
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I don't know if I would be too happy if I was Phelps and saw a picture of myself with the peen photoshopped out.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
oooh, thanks for the peen outline...lol
Joe, Saturdays are usually dead...it starts to pick up again in about an hour or so, then die out again.....
I get my errands done during the week, so I can laze around on Saturdays....
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If I was your woman, the things I'd do to you
But I'm not, so I can't, and I won't
But if I was your girl....
-Janet Jackson "If"
Submitted by . on August 9, 2008 - 3:45pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You are probably right!!!! I just can't take it anymore......the weight loss, the hair cut, the ugly clothes.....I really have had entirely enough already!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 9, 2008 - 6:46pm.
Competitive hotdog eaters astound me. I couldn't stuff that much peen in my face under a minute.
Speaking of peens, teh google image search on michael phelps:
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Barf! That was NOT sexy. Why does he have hips? Was he a girl at one point?
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Everyone around me says my time is running out!
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 9, 2008 - 6:46pm.
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Hmmmm not a very aerodynamic tuck if you ask me. Not that you did.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcnaz3qI3o&feature=related
@Mr Prez: This is very odd. Where is everybody?
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Competitive hotdog eaters astound me. I couldn't stuff that much peen in my face under a minute.
Speaking of peens, teh google image search on michael phelps:
http://www.mokers.org/blog/images/2008/02/sports/michael-phelps-speedo.p...
They photoshopped it out in this one
http://www.mokers.org/blog/images/2008/02/sports/phelpsx-large.php
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Run bitch run!
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
Submitted by Mr. President on August 9, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Competitive eating should be in the Olympics. Those are the hottest sluts around. They even have their own federation.
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I know, that Japaneese guy is SUPER hot! And he has super genes that might be benefital to any kids I might have with him in the future...2 stomachs is better than one! Compet eating stars are VERY attractive in that sense!
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Everyone around me says my time is running out!
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 9, 2008 - 6:42pm.
Those jeans are circa 1977 and they were just as ugly back then........why-for-the-love is she wearing these GodForSaken things? THey are NOT attractive or flattering.
She just keeps on managing to FUG herself up!!!
VooDooV, she fugs herself on purpose because TommyG wants to be the 'pretty' one and when Katie looks prettier than him it probably makes his head spin and therefore he goes into a rage.
Submitted by queef on August 9, 2008 - 6:43pm
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Hahahaha! Alrighty then!
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She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Submitted by Mr. President on August 9, 2008 - 6:40pm
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hahahaha! Priceless! Strange how often the person that wins is as thin as a whippet. Where do they put if all? Have you ever endured a lobster eating contest? They're popular around here and they're nauseating.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 9, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Submitted by queef on August 9, 2008 - 6:31pm.
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I'm not sure how many peenies I have - but c'mon, post a pic of you in those jeans and I'll hand them over.
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Its too much trouble to actually go out and try and find those style of jeans which might cost who knows how much then take a pic of my self and post it....too much energy!
instead, you should just imagine the hottest girl youve ever seen wearing those jeans with my head! That should get your peenies going!
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Everyone around me says my time is running out!
I dont care for high-waisted pants but I think she looks better wearing those than the baggy rolled ones. Maybe she's still just trying to find her style . . .
Mr Pres, competitive eating....heehee
speaking of bad actresses, because it is a Katie post, I have "El Cantante" on right now....shit, J.Lo is awful...and they made her look like crap.
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If I was your woman, the things I'd do to you
But I'm not, so I can't, and I won't
But if I was your girl....
-Janet Jackson "If"
Those jeans are circa 1977 and they were just as ugly back then........why-for-the-love is she wearing these GodForSaken things? THey are NOT attractive or flattering.
She just keeps on managing to FUG herself up!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Competitive eating should be in the Olympics. Those are the hottest sluts around. They even have their own federation.
http://www.ifoce.com/home.php
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
This robot and her kid always look old and overdressed. Martin Holmes shouldn't have negotiated a prenup for his daughter -- he should have hauled her the hell out of Xenu.
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"Everyone turned rather nasty at this point, especially when Chick suggested that Terri might like to fuck off to Forfar and do something illegal with a ferret."
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 9, 2008 - 6:34pm
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Tonic you're inspired! Badminton...hmmm..I get dizzy watching the ball and forget to watch the players. (They're awfully sweaty though, aren't they?) And handball...yes there's possibilities there.
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Submitted by queef on August 9, 2008 - 6:31pm.
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I'm not sure how many peenies I have - but c'mon, post a pic of you in those jeans and I'll hand them over.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcnaz3qI3o&feature=related
Joe - dont forget badminton and handball!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"