Saturday, August 9th 2008
Someone Got New Jeans.....
Tommy Girl finally fished out a couple of $20 bills from his cleavage to give to Stepford Katie for some new jeans. Although, I'm not sure if these are any better. At least her pegged jeans left me singing Jody Watley's "Real Love." But this high-waisted shit makes me want to scream at her, "Stop trying to be Posh! You are not a fashion icon!" You know she would rather be wearing khakis from Talbots and a polo shirt from J. Crew. She's a sad little robot, because she's been forced to wear this crap!
Although, these would make some good "escape jeans." She can hide Suri in one leg.
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Submitted by Mr. President on August 9, 2008 - 6:30pm.
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Heeeheehee! Don't worry Mr Prez, real men *love* spandex (especially *budgie smugglers* as we call them back in Oz). Embrace it! Make it yours!
And glad you liked the youtube birthday present; You had mentioned break-up issues and I thought that might cheer you up - and remind you that there's LOTS of fish in dat dere ocean.
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If I had those same jeans on....they would look so good id have all you hos spending every peeny you have on thjose same jeans on the slim chance youd look as good as I did in them!
Katie just dosent have style
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Everyone around me says my time is running out!
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 9, 2008 - 6:28pm.
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Hmmmm *pondering this*..yes Tonic, you have a good point. Theh beach volley ball bums are to die for, although the women seem to lead in that department. And yes, table tennis has a certain appeal. Lots of reaching, flinging and grunting..and those little white ankle socks...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcnaz3qI3o&feature=related
I can't watch the sprints in track and field without feeling a little bit gay. All that spandex and the junk flying around as they run. I can see why the chicks dig it.
ps: Still smiling over the birthday Youtube you posted Monday Joe. Thanks for that.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Those are my jeans! I gave them to Goodwill 25 years ago.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
hmmm...how about beach volleyball. Dont leave out the Table Tennis guys...something about a man quick with his wrist.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Mr. President on August 9, 2008 - 6:22pm.
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Hahahahaha! Yeh you're right Mr Prez. And he threw in those adorable little nose plugs to make it even more chic.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcnaz3qI3o&feature=related
Ok the way I see it (and I speak as an Olympic junkie) the swimmers are very built on top so slightly off balance; the gymnasts tend to be very muscular but also very compact and on the short side ( a no no for me) and track and field runners look they could put you in a headlock with their thighs and crush your spine.....so, in short...JUDO!
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Gymnist are always the sexist! Thats why thats the most popular sport of the olympics! I would love to be able to turn into a pretzel...thatd be awesome!
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Everyone around me says my time is running out!
Submitted by . on August 9, 2008 - 6:19pm.
If Michael K. ever croaks I'm going to be devastated.
That being written, I hope he's having an awesome Saturday. That workaholic blogger needs a friggin' break!
For you dlisters that are bored out of your craniums here's some stuff to play with:
http://www.custommotelsign.com/
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The Devil loves idel hands!
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Everyone around me says my time is running out!
And for the guys and gayelles? How about synchro swimming? The guy who invented that probably got tired of hanging out at the kiddie pool with his goggles, so tried to make it into a legit "sport".
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She's traveled from 1991 back to 1976.
If Michael K. ever croaks I'm going to be devastated.
That being written, I hope he's having an awesome Saturday. That workaholic blogger needs a friggin' break!
For you dlisters that are bored out of your craniums here's some stuff to play with:
http://www.custommotelsign.com/
and
http://www.customroadsign.com/
and
http://www.getamedal.com/
and
http://www.customreceipt.com/
and
http://www.eyechartmaker.com/
and
http://www.acme.com/heartmaker/heartmaker.cgi?text1=YOU&text2=SUCK&color...
and
http://www.rhymezone.com/
Don't say I never did nuffin' for any of ya!
Submitted by Mr. President on August 9, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 9, 2008 - 6:14pm.
Sumo.
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Baseball.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Swimming bods are hot!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Joe that's a tough one. I like swimmers bodies but gymnasts have a little more meat on their bones so...hmm. Tough call!
PSL I dont think his face is too bad although he was cuter a few years ago. My swimmer crush tho is Aaron Piersol, Ive been watching him since when he was (jailbait) in Sydney, hah. Actually he's not too much younger than me. Nevermind. Still hot *drools*
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
joe, I have to go with the swimmers......then track stars....
I like 'em loooong and lean.
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ready ready ready ready, ready to run
all I'm willing to do is have some fun
what's all this talk about love?
- Dixie Chicks "Ready To Run"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 9, 2008 - 6:11pm.
hi tonic! his bod is sexy to me, but his face is heinous....lol
what talent though! he is a machine!
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AGREED!
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Everyone around me says my time is running out!
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 9, 2008 - 6:14pm.
Sumo.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 9, 2008 - 6:11pm.
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Yes but here's the question: which disclipline has the best bodies? Gymnastics, swimming, or track and field?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I open the floor:
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hi tonic! his bod is sexy to me, but his face is heinous....lol
what talent though! he is a machine!
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ready ready ready ready, ready to run
all I'm willing to do is have some fun
what's all this talk about love?
- Dixie Chicks "Ready To Run"
"Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 9, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Hey Mr Pres!
I am so bored of Katie- did you guys see Michael Phelps broke a record? That guy is phenomenal...."
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Phenomenal and dead sexy. Im ashamed to admit I mostly watch the olympics (and sports in general) to drool over hot men.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
oh just checking, no new DListpost ok.. rain finally stopped here.yea!
Kbot, cheer up Xenu will be in the audience tonight.
does she work at looking this bad ?
Those jeans are supposed to be coming back. I tried on some and it looks pretty good if you have a small waist and an hour glass figure. Of course, she's taller than me, I have to hem that shit up like two feet or something (they all come super long!)
Your face!
I saw that PSL, incredible. The rats in my kitchen sink can't even swim that well.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Six Thirty, we totally need to petition Daddy Spears to let Brit have the weekend without supervision. HAHA, fun times.
Hi, PSL
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Oh c'mon now! The jeans aren't THAT atrocious. Yes, the legs have a case of elephantitis and the waist is way too high and the belt thingy is a bit silly but those aren't mom jeans by a long shot. Mom jeans are poly/cotton, wrap around your cankles, have an stretchy elastic waist, puff out at the hips and make your butt look like you're wearing an adult diaper.
THIS I KNOW. THIS I KNOW. *hikes up mom jeans*
These ain't no mom jeans. These are "Desperate cry for help" jeans to go along with the "Desperate cry for a rescue" sunglasses.
Hey Mr Pres!
I am so bored of Katie- did you guys see Michael Phelps broke a record? That guy is phenomenal....
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ready ready ready ready, ready to run
all I'm willing to do is have some fun
what's all this talk about love?
- Dixie Chicks "Ready To Run"
*kisses Mr. President on the cheek* i am more bored than usual today......o hum
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
Holy cow, she's still there. Oh well, MK needs to enjoy a day off too, I guess.
Off topic :I wonder what Wino's been up to lately. Haven't seen her in a while.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I remember these jeans from high school and some Linda Blair movie (was it the teen alcoholic one?).
I know, I know. I only said it cuz it's my mantra.
And I like to share:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 9, 2008 - 4:43pm
You're talking to a bunch of addicts here, angel_i; I NEED A FIX!!!!!
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Oof! I thought someone was calling me!
I'm so vain - I bet I think this post is about me...
I'm SoOo VAIN! I bet I think this post is about me!
Don't I/ Don't I/Don't I?
ANYHOO! Give a bitch a break, horz! Poor MK works every single day. It's not easy slagging sluts 24/7!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Yes Katie, Dazed and Confused was a great movie Robertoooo
Submitted by heyheyheyangel on August 9, 2008 - 3:35pm
I feel your pain; I thought we'd have a new story by now...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
she has tits so she must be knocked up with another alien.
'70s Mom Jeans.
Call me sad but I'm liking this 70s look.
Those look like they are straight out of the 70's.
What.
I mean... what.
She's making a fool of herself every damn day. "Am I cutting edge now? No? Oh. OK, do you like me now? No? Oh... um. How about this? No? Um..."
But honest to maude, you know Tommy Girl picks out her clothes every day. He tells her when/what to eat, what to do, when to do it, and how. It's all about him.
I can hear those jeans swoosh-swoosh from here and I am annoyed.
Hi Bradiful!
Bye D.D.
*quick Saturday afternoon chi chi flash n dash*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
a storm came in. I need to go take a nap!
Later Gators!
St Patty's day!? bawaahhhaahhhaahhhaahhaaaa
I would def 'rock' it out on El Dia De los Muertos for sure....
Janet, Mr. Roper came by, your late on your share of the rent.
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D.D. I did punk out after I said it 'out loud' lol
Submitted by kdracofan on August 9, 2008 - 1:44pm.
D.D.: I say we go for it! lol
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I would do it under only 3 circumstances:
1. Day of the Dead - aka Dia de los Muertos
2. Mardi Gras in New Orleans
3. St. Patrick's Day
I don't know why I threw in St. Paddy's day. Just seems like it would be a confusing/hilarious thing to do.