Saturday, August 9th 2008
Someone Got New Jeans.....
Tommy Girl finally fished out a couple of $20 bills from his cleavage to give to Stepford Katie for some new jeans. Although, I'm not sure if these are any better. At least her pegged jeans left me singing Jody Watley's "Real Love." But this high-waisted shit makes me want to scream at her, "Stop trying to be Posh! You are not a fashion icon!" You know she would rather be wearing khakis from Talbots and a polo shirt from J. Crew. She's a sad little robot, because she's been forced to wear this crap!
Although, these would make some good "escape jeans." She can hide Suri in one leg.
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Submitted by kdracofan on August 9, 2008 - 1:39pm.
I kinda like 'em......*runs away*
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that was funny. *runs away*
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D.D.: I say we go for it! lol
sorry, KD, i edited and got bumped above you.
i can totally dig rockin' the china poblana. wouldn't that be awesome if it became a trend?
She can hide Suri in one leg of those fug jeans and Tommy and Posh in the other. Why is is socially unacceptable to be plump but highly desirable to buy ridiculous designer shiz that makes a skinny person look fat?
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lol kdraco! you also like the china poblana...kinda makes sense. you're the outlier. I'd try wearing them if everyone else did. But their still a little too fringe for me. even for me!
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I kinda like 'em......*runs away*
Need.new.post.stat.
I reload every friggoddamn 5 mins because I'm lame as shit today and all I can read is katies fuglier than fugly fergs fugly pants. Try saying that 5 times fast. Remember those? Any damn way say a lil pray we get an update on something other than boringbot. Soon.
Liter of cola.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 9, 2008 - 11:07am.
Submitted by the prisoner on August 9, 2008 - 11:06am.
out of curiosity, what shirt should she have worn?
I think the shirt/sweater looks fine
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tight white skinny crew neck. no sweater!!!
and the problem with the way she's wearing the pants is the shoes! we used to wear these really tall rope wedges - they came back. can't remember the brand right now. that's how we did it in the 70's...
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 9, 2008 - 10:52am.
If I had been around in the late 70's, which I wasn't seeing as how I'm only 33, I'd be having a horrible flashback right about now, looking at those jeans.
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No, Joe! Those pants in the 70's were fucking hot. I wish they'd come back. Check out the cover of the "Ole ELO" album (iconic 70's!)
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_FvxvP5eG0Io/R99XL5fIbgI/AAAAAAAAAFs/-LzsHeG970A/IM...
and then chemin de fer came along. the sailor pants were great. but everyone was smaller in the 70's and the proportions were great.
Mom jeans times 10...attrocious. I like jeans that sit slightly lower than waist level...I SAID SLIGHTLY. Katebot looks more pathetic than usual.
oh shit. what a disaster!
I think she looks totally smarmy. Like, "look at me, I'm really famous and special". Little does she know there is a morbid curiousity about her. And btw, what the fuck is in her briefcase? She looks totally brainwashed. And did you ever notice how she only wears high heels when she is with the midget??
someone needs to save her.
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 9, 2008 - 2:56pm.
PS - Do TomKataloonies exist? Or do the crazies all throw their endless devotion toward the Holy Ones and their solid gold twatfruit?
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I highly doubt it...if so they are in the "church" of zenu fucks. Aren't there people loony on aniston's end as well...I remember trying to find out an answer to my question on imdb about one of her movies and they bitched me out for being stupid-trolling-whatever, just cause I was asking for clarification on plot...needless to say that was the only and last time I ventured outside from posting here exclusively.
PS - Do TomKataloonies exist? Or do the crazies all throw their endless devotion toward the Holy Ones and their solid gold twatfruit?
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Do you guys think TomKat ever had sex? I seem to view their relationship as non-emotional and businesslike. I'm not sure if he's abusive toward her. If anything, she probably knew about all his quirks and what she would have to do for her part when she signed the contract. They're probably friends. I think she looks beat down for another reason than her being emotionally or physically abused by Tommy Girl. She has the look of a total raging pill popper, and there have been rumors about TG slipping Katie pills at parties. I think that makes more sense - I don't believe TG is above drugs, even with all the Scientology hates drugs BS.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by angel_i on August 9, 2008 - 3:45pm
while i don't think he beats her *yet*
i think the rest of what you said is dead on
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
I remember a picture MK posted a long time ago of Fergie wearing those jeans. And they were ugly then.
And angel-i, I TOTALLY agree with you.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
She just got the look of a woman who's been beat down in all kinds of ways. I'm not convinced he actually beats on her but it seems to me that he's the kind of person who makes it well-known what pleases him and then refuses to ever be pleased. And I betcha he yells a lot. edited to add: I also bet he plays the confusion game with her - telling her he can't live without her, what other woman could even try to live up to her...and so on...
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I wish someone would smack that WOE is fucking me look off her face...it infuriates me, hence my name.
I bet she cuts her own hair in frustration :/
Ugh, she's boring.
Sensimina, I don't quite agree. Not all beating is personal to the person -- sometimes men beat women because they hate women in general, and not just the woman they are actually hitting.
"Submitted by lara on August 9, 2008 - 12:34pm.
i believe she got this new haircut this week. Tom is not even in new york. i think it suits her very well. she looks beautiful."
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He probably texted her orders to her phone.
Tom: "K8, time 4 hair cut. ur trans4mation is nearly complete"
K8: "but i like my hair. its 2 short as is."
Tom: "refer 2 ur contract. u do what u r told. BEARD."
K8: *receives text message from angry looking scieno holding Suri captive in closet*
K8: "i have appt @ mario tricocci 2day"
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She can carry this look off. It's a little 70's inspired, but it's not bad. We've seen worse.
I do think she needs to let her hair grow back. She had lovely hair. Tom is trying to turn her into a Stepford Hag.
Why is her skin that color? It's kind of orange, with no translucency. For her, she looks awful. Is she pining away for the midget? Where _is_ the couch-jumper?
If nothing else I can tell you those pants are really really comfortable - nothing cutting into you or slipping off. They also give a more flattering silhouette.
She's going to work and rehearse - why would she dress up? for swarming paps? Good for her.
It's a slow day for me, since I'm commenting on jeans...but what the fuck is wrong with her? First she wears Tommy's "short" fugly jeans, now I hope she trips her ass with these long ones.
Ugh, you would think with all that money she could buy some style. Oh wait, Tommy/Katie's mommy is going to the giant spaceship in the sky.
Hugs to all you bitches.
Looks like Katie raided Mischa Barton's ironing basket.
I'd lay bets that little Suri screams her lungs out every time mommybot tries to leave the house. Do scientologists have their own babysitting service?
Oh sure from the tuck n roll to Janet from "Three's Company" jeans.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on August 9, 2008 - 2:09pm.
While I think the cut is cute, I miss her long hair. It's pretty obvious Tommy is turning her into a boy.
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i believe she got this new haircut this week. Tom is not even in new york. i think it suits her very well. she looks beautiful.
Oh, que la cansion! Now she's wearing this shit!
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this makes her body look weird. why is she trying so hard? just get some regular boot cut jeans already!
Your face!
She is tall and thin enough to pull off that look. I think she looks casual and nice.
I hate jeans that sit lower on the hips. Most women I know wear them and they think they look great. But the slightest little roll diminishes what waist they might have had. And Me? I look like the original muffin top in them. hahaha.
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Remember when only moms, hippies, and poor kids wore jeans like this? Yechhh.
Don't get me wrong, I used to love trousers that came all the way up to my real waist. But we wore them TIGHT back then, and we wore them SEXY. We also had more female curves in the 80s and 90s, with smaller waists and slightly-flared hips...very unlike the straight, streamlined silhouette girls want now.
Kiss,
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yep jeans from the 70s, now Mom jeans.
*why sad Kbot?is Xenus new Tombot not finished yet? missing a chip?
Tom Tom's T-Shirt.
Check.
Tom Tom's Jeans.
Check.
Frontal Lobotomy.
Check.
"Submitted by LunaChick on August 9, 2008 - 11:16am.
Maybe it's just me, but every time I see someone with baggy pants, covering their feet, dragging on the ground, I hope they trip."
Being so short, it's hard to find jeans that properly fit you so the legs always spill over my feet. Which is sadder is I can't pull off high waisted jeans because it's my boobs then legs. It's nutty. I hate being so short and having T-Rex length arms!
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This vapid, soulless automaton sickens me to the core. Why this bitch made a pact with the devil and allowed herself to be turned into a man to please the homosexual whims of Tom Cruise is a mystery for the ages. What was one a fresh-faced starlet has hideously morphed into a manifestation of all that is wrong and evil with show business. I'm not sure if I despise Kate Cruise or pity her deeply. All I know is that I would have much rather seen her blown up in the Dark Knight than Maggie Gyllenhaal. Sigh. Another dream...so close, yet so far away...
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 9, 2008 - 1:52pm.
"If I had been around in the late 70's, which I wasn't seeing as how I'm only 33, I'd be having a horrible flashback right about now, looking at those jeans."
Unless I'm really, really bad at math, you were around in the late 70's. Not as an adult, obviously, but old enough to have some memories of that time.
Maybe it's just me, but every time I see someone with baggy pants, covering their feet, dragging on the ground, I hope they trip.
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Why can't she just be happy with regular boot or flare cut jeans. These are fuglier than my shit.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
I like what shes wearing. I wish I was tall and skinny enough to get away with high waisted pants.
I think people need to let this one go. If she wants to wear a size 30 pair of jeans, so what? She's expressing herself through fashion. This story is so boring. Even if you hate the look, who cares? It's just clothes. On to something else...
Submitted by Pernicious on August 9, 2008 - 2:04pm.
I'm probably the only one here that thinks she looks good
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you're NOT alone. I think she has an unique understated fashion sense.
it's refreshing after seeing cheesy shitney, paris, PP, Saunda, Christina Ag all day on the blogs.
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Have you ever seen someone look so unhappy all the time? She needs to dump that fool she married and get a new life
While I think the cut is cute, I miss her long hair. It's pretty obvious Tommy is turning her into a boy.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by the prisoner on August 9, 2008 - 11:06am.
out of curiosity, what shirt should she have worn?
I think the shirt/sweater looks fine.
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ready ready ready ready, ready to run
all I'm willing to do is have some fun
what's all this talk about love?
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sorry MK, but I luv Katie's unique hair styles and east coast chic fashion style.
She dresses like old money, not LA spandex.
bitch married a rich crazy man.
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she doesn't look that bad, I'm NOT loving the dirty gray shirt too much, it's summer, wear some color, it's how miserable she looks.
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