Saturday, August 9th 2008

Someone Got New Jeans.....

Tommy Girl finally fished out a couple of $20 bills from his cleavage to give to Stepford Katie for some new jeans. Although, I'm not sure if these are any better. At least her pegged jeans left me singing Jody Watley's "Real Love." But this high-waisted shit makes me want to scream at her, "Stop trying to be Posh! You are not a fashion icon!" You know she would rather be wearing khakis from Talbots and a polo shirt from J. Crew. She's a sad little robot, because she's been forced to wear this crap!

Although, these would make some good "escape jeans." She can hide Suri in one leg.

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Posted by: Michael K


the prisoner's picture

i love them. my grandmother has a pair just like that (circa 1976 or so). dark denim though. that sweater and tshirt combo is not right with the jeans though. good try katie.

tonicbitch's picture

Delusionalbot.

And if she looks empty, it's because she sold her soul and filled the hole with $100 bills and barley water.

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Einah Teb's picture

She has no shoulders.

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Submitted by Sensimina on August 9, 2008 - 2:00pm.

Sensi, I agree... Perhaps she's a cutter? None of my business but I'm simply speculating because Katie looks really depressed and check out the upper third thumbnail...empty, apathetic, Stepford eyes absent of a soul or emotion. Yikes!

Pernicious's picture

I'm probably the only one here that thinks she looks good.

boomsy's picture

With Katie's shape, I think those jeans are ideal for her body.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Sensimina, there was a blind item on CDAN months ago that made me think of Tom....and the being covered up in a NYC summer makes me suspicious....

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christine the hoff's picture

all that money and that's the best she can do?
and a gray T-shirt? goddam, she's sending out the signal of how unhappy she is by her wardrobe choices.

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Sensimina's picture

I definitely DON'T think Tommy Girl beats Kate down. For real. He's a freak, but not in that way. He and Katie are more like business partners. It takes some amount of passion toward a person to want to beat the crap out of them...I guess it's possible but I really don't see it in this case. I wore a similar outfit yesterday (without the fucked up jeans) and no one beats the shit out of me.

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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Cara's picture

I never thought I'd see the day where I longed for the return of skanky low-rise jeans exposing thong underwear and cut so low in front that you have to shave to wear them, but I think it's officially arrived. Those pants are simply hideous. There needs to be a government ban on high-waisted pants.

parissucksliterally's picture

Jody Watley's album was great!
"Looking For A New Love"
"Real Love"
"Don't You Want Me"

great songs!

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ready ready ready ready, ready to run
all I'm willing to do is have some fun
what's all this talk about love?
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She went from the 80's to the 70's?

Still those same GD sunglasses.

Well, I have to give this to her...at least she doesn't try to put on a creepy fake smile to convince everyone she's not unhappy.

Jody Watley... Best evah. I always thought she looked Egyptian.

joe shmoe's picture

If I had been around in the late 70's, which I wasn't seeing as how I'm only 33, I'd be having a horrible flashback right about now, looking at those jeans.

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parissucksliterally's picture

all covered up again....yeah, he beats her.

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ready ready ready ready, ready to run
all I'm willing to do is have some fun
what's all this talk about love?
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Carmeloh's picture

You know, i'm really tired about hearing of this Katiobot's jean collection (or lack thereof)...

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angel_i's picture

I think she looks better. But the jeans are still so big. What is that all about?

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