Bernann McKinney IS Joyce McKinney
The crazy dog cloning lady is the crazy Mormon man rapist! The other day I posted the long and scandalous tale of Joyce McKinney, a woman who kidnapped her Mormon lover and forced him to do sexy times with him. She also did a bunch of other crazy shit like pretend to be a deaf mute mime.
Many people came forward claiming Joyce McKinney is the same woman as Bernann McKinney, the crazy lady who paid South Korean scientists $50,000 to clone her dead dog Booger.
The whole saga is way too long to repeat again, so click here if you have no idea what in aqua hell I'm talking about.
Well, Bernann McKinney admitted to the Associated Press that she is Joyce McKinney! I knew it! You could see the crazy in her eyes then and you can still see it now! Bernann (or Joyce) was never brought to justice in the UK for allegedly kidnapping and doing mean sexy times to her ex-lover.
She said she only went public about cloning her dead dog Booger, because she thought people would be able to forget the past. She said, ''I thought people would be honest enough to see me as a person who was trying to do something good and not as a celebrity. My mother always taught me, 'Say something good or say nothing at all.' 'I think I gave people too much credit." WTF?! She is a fugitive of the law!
Unfortunately, London police said they are not pursuing the case. They said that shit is old and they've moved on. Bernann denies that she ever forced sex upon her ex-lover, ''I didn't rape no 300-pound man. He was built like a Green Bay Packer.'' Yes, but a woman with crazy running through her veins can easily take on a big man! Especially when he's handcuffed to a bed! Mink-handcuffs, but still handcuffed!
Bernann went on to say that she isn't Joyce McKinney anymore, that woman has been gone for a long time. ''It's taken years of therapy to get past this. We go to church and serve the Lord and try to lead good lives and do good things.'' Dear Bernann, reading "Chicken Soup for the Soul" does not count as therapy! Sorry to tell you that.
Besides, the whole Mormon kidnapping thing, Bernann also has charges against her for threatening a woman in 2003, writing bad checks, assaulting a public official and an animal cruelty charge for not taking care of a horse properly. That charge was later dropped.
Somebody needs to call Annemarie Lucas from "Animal Precinct" to get her to save those cloned puppies! You know Bernann is thinking of turning them into fur handcuffs for her Mormon lover.
The husband of the woman Bernann threatened a few years ago, said he recognized her almost immediately. "She's ugly as sin now. But, sure enough, that's her.''
When is Tyra Banks going to have this woman on her show?! Oprah wouldn't understand Bernann's crazy the way Ty Ty would.
I really hope someone is working on a Lifetime movie version of Bernann's life. This shit was made for the small screen! Brit Brit can play Joyce McKinney and Delta Burke can play Bernann McKinney.
And in case you missed it, here's crazy in action:
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Again I ask, how did she get $50,000 to pay for this?!?!?!!?
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People Suck!
I don't care what anyone says it is not possible for a fucking woman to rape a grown ass man! It is just not possible!
She should eat the puppies' droppings to prove how much she loves them.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
"... people would be honest enough to see me as a person who was trying to do something good and not as a celebrity." Celebrity? Who the hell's seeing her as a celebrity? She's f-ing delusional in a lot of ways. Trying to do something good would be donating $50,000 to an animal shelter that's trying to keep its doors open. Meanwhile, this kind of crazy - the mime, the mink handcuffs & kidnapping some big ol fat guy is something I'd like to see on YouTube.
shady carli:
Submitted by Euphoria on August 10, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 10, 2008 - 6:25pm.
No, he didn't finish; but I did.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Submitted by Euphoria on August 10, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 10, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Thank you for proving my point when I said a man can be raped! I've never raped anyone, but I know some of your "man tricks" myself and have used them on the sleeping, unsuspecting husband to have a grand ol' time with him and he never even woke up! Don't nobody be calling me a liar, because I've done if many times if I've woken in the night, wanted a little sump'um-sump'um and didn't want to wake the sleepyhead. His other sleepyhead was very willing to "wake up" for me!
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I must know...does he climax in sleep?
Her left hand was amputated then later reconstructed by doctors????
Does anyone else think this is a load of crap?
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Computer says no
I'm starting to think CG is like Sybil; I've counted at least three distinctly different posting styles.
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Please respect the caviar!
I read that clones age quickly and therefore have shorter lifespans. The clone inherits the age of the cell it was cloned from.
This is just a suggestion but can we feed it "paris.gravy" or just plain old "cunt"? Maybe it will dry up.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 7:03pm.
I know Cunty! the Patron Saint of Virgins, Paris herself, would not approve of such lower chatter. Any talk of anal creampies, dirty sanchez's, or pearl necklaces would never cross her lips.
Do you smell cum guys???
Oh, Paris just burped.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Alack! Thy vulgar phrases and indecent mien are simply unsuited to my tender, virgin ears. Can't we talk about wholesome, teen girl things - like Gossip Girl and Paris Hilton?
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1.) You're no virgin, slut.
2.) Uou're not "wholesome".
3.) for some one who claims to be 25, why the fuck do you want to talk about teenage crap?
3.) Paris is the biggest slut in Hollyweird.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Submitted by boomsy on August 10, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by Euphoria on August 10, 2008 - 5:19pm.
How hard does your husband sleep? Wow.
...I guess quite "hard" indeed *wink*
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 5:33pm
Now I KNOW you're full of crap: the words 'wholesome' and 'virgin' should never be used in the same thought as Paris Hilton.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
My husband is normally half asleep when he does stuff, but I don't know if I'm sneaking enough to do my business with him noticing...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Alack! Thy vulgar phrases and indecent mien are simply unsuited to my tender, virgin ears. Can't we talk about wholesome, teen girl things - like Gossip Girl and Paris Hilton?
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Years ago I had heard the chap who wrote the book about McKinney holding the Mormon hostage had a torrid affair with Pamela Salem. Robots of Death, indeed!
Submitted by Euphoria on August 10, 2008 - 6:58pm.
ALL that counts honey
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 10, 2008 - 6:25pm.
No, he didn't finish; but I did.
Submitted by Euphoria on August 10, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Anyone with just a tad bit of sense KNOWS a man can be raped. However in all honesty I believe the user below, the cunty one, was only trying to be funny. I enjoyed its post for while they lasted, hey you never know it might be Bernann's crazy ass herself. If I was a nut and became an over night sensation I would troll online to read every bit about me. And your husband sounds like a deepsleeper, its very considerate of u not to have woken him up. Out of curiosity, did he finish, in his sleep that is?
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by boomsy on August 10, 2008 - 6:21pm.
He's a very deep sleeper and he has given me permission to climb aboard anytime I want. If he's that good asleep, I won't make you jellus of how good he is when he is awake! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! ☺
Submitted by Euphoria on August 10, 2008 - 5:19pm.
How hard does your husband sleep? Wow.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 10, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Thank you for proving my point when I said a man can be raped! I've never raped anyone, but I know some of your "man tricks" myself and have used them on the sleeping, unsuspecting husband to have a grand ol' time with him and he never even woke up! Don't nobody be calling me a liar, because I've done if many times if I've woken in the night, wanted a little sump'um-sump'um and didn't want to wake the sleepyhead. His other sleepyhead was very willing to "wake up" for me!
Submitted by Shady.Carli on August 10, 2008 - 6:42pm.
Yes! some guys are all masculine, and you'd be surprised just HOW into it they can get. But my main thing is rubbing the area of testicles, you feel the shaft within, its sort of the extension of the penis but within the body, rub that inwards, HUGE nerve area, inturn huge reward.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 10, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by boomsy on August 10, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Well, its all about knowing about a male body trigger spots. Also, I use to have a guy we would have like hours on end sex, but sometimes we did coke. Of course him being a guy and doing to much coke meant a no show down under. SO, you learn a thing or two on your quest to get it back up.
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Exactly. All you have to do is give a little prostate massage and you're good to go...
Submitted by boomsy on August 10, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Well, its all about knowing about a male body trigger spots. Also, I use to have a guy we would have like hours on end sex, but sometimes we did coke. Of course him being a guy and doing to much coke meant a no show down under. SO, you learn a thing or two on your quest to get it back up.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 10, 2008 - 4:58pm
Um, do I dare ask how you know all this stuff?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
I dont know about anyone else but I am FASCINATED for some reason with this story. She is just so blatantly out there.
To what was said earlier, of course a man can be raped. He can be raped anally for starters. Also, men can be forced to have an erection, for example, at gunpoint, dont forget she had a guy with her during her kidnapping of the mormon. Also, you can massage the area between a guys anus and dick, this area is a soft spot, and can easily be massaged to get an erection up. Also, light probbing of the anus can get a guy erect if done right. If he is tied up then he cant stop any of these physical things to be done to him and thus be erect out of his will. Or he can be force fed viagra like any good slut should know to do.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Ok, whoever this cunt.gravy person is, reading his/her nonsense is making my head hurt. Have you not yet mastered the english language? This is a website, not a text message. PLEASE learn how to use real words?
OT: I don't know who that woman thought she was fooling; any idiot could tell that was her. Crazy is crazy, and selling your house for some dogs is insane.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
dense, isn't it?
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Sandbitch I LUV just jared i go ther ALL THE TIME! Do u post there 2??? Theyhave gr8 Angelina updates all the tume!!!
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
If you give some people enough rope, they will eventually hang themselves. And attention whores are a sure bet! They just can't help themselves. This bitch appears to be the daughter of Satan himself.
@PSL:
She was good, dude. 24/7 except sometimes she got too drunk or too frustrated and it would slip back to the voice we'd all heard for 10 or more years! Silly girl! She was messy like Britney too. We were such bitches - we were going to throw a wine and cheese intervention! Cuz we wanted it to be fun for US too, you know? ;P (she was bulimic and alcoholic - SUCH an adorable combination, lemme tell you)
(and seriously, tho - we tried to help her but she was one of those people who could destroy your life if you let her so it was a poke and duck kinda effort.)
PS. Yay, Jesus!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
cunty G - there's a site called Just Jared. Check it out, you'll like it.
angel, did she sound as good as Britney's British accent? because that was GOOD.....hahaha
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 1:45pm.
That made me want to call International British Accent Day! (you have to call it; it's not scheduled)
You're not actually calling it today, are you? Could it be later this week? I gots junk to do today.
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You can still do it, silly - you just have to do it with a British accent:)
(And we didn't even get that from the loony celebs. We knew a REAL girl with a fake British accent. It was pretty funny)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 4:47pm.
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I have been reading some comments.Is this person for real?
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 1:45pm.
That made me want to call International British Accent Day! (you have to call it; it's not scheduled)
You're not actually calling it today, are you? Could it be later this week? I gots junk to do today.
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*snickers* nobody thinks you went to school in LUNDIN, troll.
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Hey Triscuit! You may want to leave......lol
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
And DreamyAguilwhoreaEyes, well lah-di=dah, u r english. well queen viktoria, sorry i didnt go 2 school in LUNDIN where they have A levels and tea n crumpets.
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Haha! That made me want to call International British Accent Day! (you have to call it; it's not scheduled)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Just poppin' to say hi!
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And DreamyAguilwhoreaEyes, well lah-di=dah, u r english. well queen viktoria, sorry i didnt go 2 school in LUNDIN where they have A levels and tea n crumpets. MayB i shuld just move 2 ur countrt then and drink tea all the time!
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Angel_i i luv mk i mean he calls olsens 'troll' all the time! It is funny but i do not look like the olsen tinns!
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Dreemy no mebbe i did not go to Harverd but i have my associates degree is bizness accoonting i got online! Y do u think i am lying? How much edjoocation do YOU hav. miss no it all. I bet even xtina aguilscarea is nicer than u r soemtimes 2 me!
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I'm actually English, so I didn't go to any American schools.
I think your lying because of shitty spelling and lack of grammar skills.
You got a decree online? How much did it cost??
I have several GCSE's, a few A Levels. I loved school. I love learning.
That's because Christina is a nice person.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Parrissux i am NOT AN OLESEN TWIN! Y r u calling me a trolll like MK?
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Wait. I thought you said you loved MK.
You know - even tho you're not gay?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Parrissux i am NOT AN OLESEN TWIN! Y r u calling me a trolll like MK?>! :( I am not a good typer sumtimes and it is hard 2 type on tinny sidekickz. Y r u so rude about it r u righting SA's here or sumthing?
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
guys, people who don't speak English do not spell as poorly as this troll. It is obviously fucking with everyone. IGNORE it.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Y do u think i am lying?
...*snorts laughter* this troll is off the heezy!
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Dreemy no mebbe i did not go to Harverd but i have my associates degree is bizness accoonting i got online! Y do u think i am lying? How much edjoocation do YOU hav. miss no it all. I bet even xtina aguilscarea is nicer than u r soemtimes 2 me!
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton