Sienna & Balthazar Go To The Pharmacy
Obviously, Balthazar was getting some shit to stop the itching "down there." Sienna's used to it. Besides, when the itching gets really bad, her crabs scratch it for her. I zoomed into her bag to see if she was buying a pregnancy test. A secret baby would make this story so much better! Unfortunately, I think she was just buying corn removers.....for her vagina.
Balthazar and Sienna have been flaunting their skankness all around Malibu for the past few days. Even though their relationship is pretty much out in the open, Sienna apparently wants Balthazar's wifey to publicly admit that her vagina of destruction had nothing to do with the break up of their marriage.
Some source told The News of the World, “Sienna is being portrayed as a femme fatale and fears for her career because Hollywood hates a home wrecker. She hopes Balthazar can get Rosetta to put out a statement saying their marriage was already over. They have already got friends to speak out, saying he was sleeping on their sofas.”
Femme Fatale? More like a mega slut with a shameless chocha! Since when does being a major whore in Hollywood eff up your career? It's not like this is Seinna's first time at the homewrecking rodeo! Jude Law anyone?
And the Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones.
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there once was a slut called Sienna
who scurried about with her husband antennae
first came Jude and then Sean and then Diddy
now Getty's wife is the object of pity
since he fell in her calloused vagenna.
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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I am with PSL, why would she put out a statement about their marriage being over. Even if it was.... cavorting out in public with Sienna must have been quite the embarassment.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
They make a good couple, I guess. Can't object to them hanging out, just as long as they check in with the CDC every couple of weeks.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Normally i don't resort to violence...
But, i could really make an exception and be cool with someone suffocating her (& him) with that pharmacy plastic packet...
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now that I've gotten the obligatory Sienna-Balthazz salutation out of the way:
Britshits did pharmacy visits better, unforch.
She's removing the corncob from her bum.
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Aperitif for Destruction
ahem...
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORESSSS!!!
They are BOTH skanks.
The end.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Yeah, good luck Sienna....I'm sure Rosetta is concerned about saving your image.
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"Kids are nasty, dirty, disease-carrying midgets" who are "too sassy, too grown and talk back too much"
- Bernie Mac