It's Time To Let Go Of The Weave
How long is Brit Brit's real hair? Does she even have real hair? Maybe she only has two little hairs holding on to her scalp for dear life. The weave whores just superglue My Little Pony's tail directly onto her head. Shit, maybe her scalp grows fake hair.
I want to know what's hiding underneath that polyester mess. I bet the secret recipe for Starbucks' Frapp is tattooed on her head.
That being said, at least the weave looks sort of clean. I don't see Cheeto bits stuck in it, so she's doing alright.
Here's Brit Brit buying more clothes yesterday with her hot bodyguard. He's wearing too many clothes though. Brit Brit should make him wear a thong made out of Cheetos.
And she's wearing her son's names on her necklace, but isn't it SEAN and not PRESTON? Hey, at least she got one of his names right. You know she really wanted to wear her other necklace with the names Chester and Frapp on it.
Her legs are like tree trunks. And she has never looked happier since she got rid of the kids.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 11, 2008 - 11:03am.
hahaha....
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Sorry if I hurt your post-graduate school feelings.
It's like shooting fish in a barrel. I say get the damn thing banned. At least your name fits, Cunt.Gravy.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
witch dumb cunt is cunt gravy damn it?
im getting my cunts confused!
cunts!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 4:17pm.
No, CuntGravy. I don't like you because you are a fucking idiot.
Stop talking to me.
PSL, that really tickled me for some reason.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
wait is cunt gravy choco star fish or that anorexic person Kitty?
who trollin?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
cunt.gravy, please get sterilized.
I love how Shitney is proving our theory that her children are just accesories.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Hey Cunt.Gravy-
Even when you dropped your "act", you were still wrong.
Inquire is spelled enquire in Britain, and the noun is inquirer in American english, and enquirer in British English.
Plus, it is transitive when used like this- "How well do you know Magda?" he inquired of Henke, yet it is mostly intransitive- He inquired about cottages for sale.
Transitive means it takes a direct object, while intransitive means the verb does not take a direct object.
It's origin comes from Middle English enquere (which became inquere), from Old French enquerre, which came from Latin's inquirere, based on quaerere.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
did anyone else notice that bright pink thing on her wrist? is she trying to bring back those awful virtual watches where some dumb virtual slut tells you what dumb virtual time it is?
my dumb virtual slut was jc chasez. just joking- my mom wouldn't let me buy that dumb shit and why i haven't sent her a thank you card is beyond me.
I actually think she can be very pretty when she tries.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by DaddysJoy on August 10, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Brit needs to cut a deal with Proactiv.
...from Jessica to Britney would be a downgrade, that's how low this chick has sunk. Even Diddy's better...
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think of the chilfren!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
it looks like he's got old man dribble dick. his pants are piss stained. fine.
I think Britney looks better, but she never looked great in candids, even during her heyday - my mom called it yeeeaars ago when she said "That girl is not going to age well".
That being said, I want her to make a comeback. I don't understand all the animosity toward her, I think her life is pretty much fucked anyway, so why throw salt in the wound. Obviously karma kicked her in the ass hard so why shouldn't she have a chance to have a better life? She was good at what she did back in the day, regardless of whether or not you liked her pop schtick, (I really didn't like her til she became a trainwreck), she was the best at that kind of shit before she became a huge mess.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
Yeah, if Proactive wants to go out of business. And FAST!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Submitted by DaddysJoy on August 10, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Brit needs to cut a deal with Proactiv.
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LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Brit needs to cut a deal with Proactiv.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
Submitted by . on August 11, 2008 - 1:09am.
Living through the hard times hurts like hell, but makes you grow in more ways than you ever thought you would. As hard & as painful as my life has been, I'm thankful for the hard times. They made me a stronger, wiser (If not older mentally!), well rounded person.
You're more than welcome, Dot!
I hear you! As much as people claim the Roman's were Civilized, you have to think of what they did & you have to say "really? feeding slaves to lions was civilized?". Even though this world is not safe, we have more freedoms than ever before. So I'm grateful that I'm around today. Thank heavens I wasn't around 500+ years ago! No Dlisted!!
Sicking how one person had the entire world at her feet & threw it away. Karma is going to hit her HARD.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
DAE, funny, but if anyone deserves thanks and praise, it would be you. I'm just voicing what most everyone else here is either saying, or thinking. It's just nice to hear such thoughts, so thanks go to you. It's nice to encounter these rare gems from you and others while on a short, random blogging spree! Luckily, Dlisted has more of what I consider to be valuable gems than other sites. I guess it's the fact that you and so many here rank very highly on the Bell curve of the intelligence scale! I'm just here hiking up the steep slope to say hi and share random thoughts with people like you!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Submitted by Noelegy on August 10, 2008 - 7:34pm.
CG said, "Womens lib, u hear about it all the time! Look up Gloria Gayner if u need 2, she is a famous womens libber"
Gloria Gaynor? The disco singer? Might you mean Gloria Steinem?
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Nuh UH!
Gloria GAYNOR!
I will survive!
I will survive!
As long as I know how to love
I know I'll be alive!
See?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on August 11, 2008 - 1:00am.
DAE, I haven't talked to you, but it's nice to hear you obviously didn't fall into the cycle of abuse that would have trapped lesser people! It's enough to warm even the cynical briquette of a heart that I sometimes sport. Good on you! Cheers! And cheers to those who think like DAE!
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I'm not sure what to say...Thank you. Really. I...erm...Thank you. :0D
I'm sorry I can't say anything other than "Thank you". I never know how to react/what to say when someone is kind/praises me.
To anyone out there reading - Help is close by. Be strong at reach out for it. :0)
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 10, 2008 - 7:52pm.
Aww. DAE, I hear you on ALL counts, precious child. Life is definitely a learning lesson. Some lessons are way harsher than others for certain. In my soul of souls I feel about 200 years old after all of the shit I've encountered and survived. lol
Thank you for your sweet message to me. ((HUG))
This world has always been a scary place. Civilizations have been built on the pain, agony and wrong at times to try and make a right for building a society. There is no perfect place on earth and there never will be.
I feel so lucky to have freedom and rights as a female.
-And, in all honesty...we have it so much easier than our forefathers and foremothers who often had the life expectancy of age 30 or 40 and toiled and laboured in misery just to survive.
Britney had it all. *shakes head*
DAE, I haven't talked to you, but it's nice to hear you obviously didn't fall into the cycle of abuse that would have trapped lesser people! It's enough to warm even the cynical briquette of a heart that I sometimes sport. Good on you! Cheers! And cheers to those who think like DAE!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Submitted by . on August 11, 2008 - 12:14am.
Thank you Dot. :0)
My real father, is only now realising (he's nearly 60) that he has two children (that he knows off), that hate his guts. Now he regrets missing birthdays, etc...He know WANTS us top the for HIM, because his "older & wiser". He has been told to stay the hell away from us & that he'll never, ever be allowed near his grandchildren. Not even at his funeral. This is what Unfitney has coming. One day, in 10, maybe 20 years time, she's going to wake up & realise she's missed out everything. She'll realise he boys have grown up & don't need her in their lives. She'll "deeply regret" not being there & not fighting harder, of course. But by then it'll be too late. She's too cought up in self to understand what she's doing to two innocent little boys, who deserve better.
Thank you, again, Dot! I really hope things improve. I've started a new therpy group, so there's a tiny light at the end of the tunnel, but it's there. ((hugs, Dot)) You'll get there, Dot. I believe in you.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Stopped in for a few to drop a daily rant and props to CG for some interesting trolling. I suffer from mild lysdexia at times, so I sometimes write in the style of her fans when I am not paying my full attention to the task at hand. I might have been convinced if your name was Breetney4Eva or something like like, but it was still enough to spin the board on a nauseous carnie ride for a while. Damn if it wasn't just too muggy outside to enjoy the fresh brown air of the nameless city I inhabit.
Topic? Ummm...Oh yeah, I wonder how many minions it takes to hold her down for her weekly/monthly(?) scrubbing? Brave, brave people those minions. I'd rather volunteer to pick up very ripe deceased transients from under bridges and trash cans than be paid for their work.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Bitch looks happy. She must be getting her clit greased by that Jew bodyguard of hers.
Mazel tov.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
I love u brit,,Your looking great...<3
CG said, "Womens lib, u hear about it all the time! Look up Gloria Gayner if u need 2, she is a famous womens libber"
Gloria Gaynor? The disco singer? Might you mean Gloria Steinem? Although "I will survive" is a pretty good feminist motto.
As for the name on the necklace, it seems to me that the kiddo was usually referred to as "Sean Preston," with the double name, so maybe she just prefers his middle name. It's not so unusual; I go by my middle name instead of my first, which always causes shenanigans with paperwork.
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Please respect the caviar!
DAE, for being such a young woman you are VERY mature for your age and you have a lot of very valid insights.
I guess the pity I feel for Brit is that she's missing out on the most magical, wonderful feeling in the world. Having a child look at you with pure love and reach out to you every day is such a gift and Brit has no idea what she has squandered and once she wakes up it's going to be a RUDE awakening and the regret she feels (if she ever goes to that dark place) is going to be INTENSELY bad.
-And, btw...your karma will be wonderful. Hug yourself and smile. Things will get better. I had a shitty childhood too but I've come a long way, baby. I'm still a work in progress though. :)
Id die a trillion dealths for my son, and this swamp whore deserves every bit of fucking Hell shes going to get. I absolutely hate her. she'll get hers and I hope its worth every shopping trip, pap shot, and line shes done in her fucking pathetic, shallow life.
If her kids gave her the Menedez send out, Id be doing golf claps.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by . on August 10, 2008 - 11:44pm.
I understand where you are coming from, Dot. There are a lot of child stars that have survived the "curse". As long as you & the people around keep your feet on the ground, there is no problem with being a child star & growing up to lead a good life. Those that have stage mothers (Lynne Spears) are the one's that suffer.
While i've gone through some deep pain, i've never wanted to shave my head either. Dye is blue/yellow/orange (much to the horror of my mother.) but not shave it off.
There a simple reason why a mother would not fight to keep he children - she doesn't want them. Every mother on the planet that loves their child, would willingly die a thousand deaths to keep their child alive, would do anything for their child. There are some mothers out there (Unfitney) who just don't care. Sad but true.
Yes Unfitney needs help. No she doesn't deserve pity. A mother that doesn't fight for her children, doesn't deserve anything but hate & bad karma.
With all the shit i've been through - karma owes be big time.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Wow jussayin i guess ur mom prolly invnted cancere cure 2! I wuld luv 2 hav normal fingrs like evry1 else but this is the struggle God gave 2 me. I pray u never hav 2 deel with sumthin like this and lurn to 2 hav sum simptahy 4 all of Gods chilfren.
Think of the chilfren you meanies!!!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 10, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Dreamy, the only reason/s I feel pity for Brit is because:
A. I never walked a mile in her moccasins and therefore I have no idea what it's like to be a child star.
B. I've gone through some REALLY deep depressions before in my life but not to the point that I'd shave my own head.
C. There would have been a knife in the gut to anyone who would have ever taken my daughter from me when she was little and I can't understand ANY mother that wouldn't fight for their child.
So. My conclusion is Britney needs some serious help. I just can't laugh at her much any more. I DO get angry at her but I find nothing funny about her life. Just pathetic.
-And, I can't wish death on anyone. It's just bad karma.
Submitted by . on August 10, 2008 - 11:24pm.
It "dropped the act". What've I missed? (This is waht happens when you turn your back on Dlisted for more than 5 seconds - you miss things!)
It's probably using an advanced form of Word and is keeping it's dictionary close at hand. Most trolls lurk for a bit & then troll. Or maybe is one of the regs messing with us??
I don't by the "bored" thing. If you're "bored" you watch porn.
Dot, please don't feel bad for Unfitney. Unfitney is a mental, self centered cunt that needs to die a slow & painfull death. I do feel bad for her sos though. They didn't ask for all this shit to happen.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 10, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Cunt.Gravy is trying to trick is. It's typing in Word, so it can use the spell check feature.
Naw, I don't buy that. C.G is smarter than we're giving him/her credit for. You don't use the kind of words he/she used (once she dropped the act) in proper context unless CG knows her grammar. -And, she seems to know us all because she/he used many of the nicknames people call us "PSL/MK/Dot" etc.
I'm not sure if C.G is here just for lulz or what?
C.G? Is bored your only answer?
Crap. I had the creepy feeling I was consulting a GD ouija board with that question! lol
I feel sad for Britney and I feel sad for her kids and I feel bad for making fun of her last year but I really thought she was being a selfish, spoiled brat. Now? I think she really does have some serious issues and that's some sad shit that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
Cunt.Gravy is trying to trick is. It's typing in Word, so it can use the spell check feature.
Submitted by on August 10, 2008 - 11:10pm.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
I want daily updates with lots of photos of Brits bodyguard!!! Daaaayum!!!!!!!!!
Bitch, I'll strangle you with your own weave!
Cunt Gravy, you my new dogg!!!
Too many people take this shit entirely too seriously!
Delicious, delicious...oh, how boring!
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 6:10pm.
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Yeah - you kinda had me at Cunt.Gravy.
Being a virgin and all;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Ramen Noodles & Cunt Gravy...a dish (like revenge) that's best served cold. LOL! Peace, y'all. ☺
Oh calm down bitches, I was just bored. And Ramen Noodles, I hardly see you "proved" anything since it was I who decided to drop the act. And whatever lame shit I may have posted since I was bored still doesn't make Ramen Noodle's mindset or condescension any less repulsive. And like I said, it's absolutely laughable to think an undegraduate degree (oh wait, I'm sorry, you don't even have one yet) is any sort of guarantee for success these days. Get ahold of me when you've at least got a Master's, mmmkay kid?
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 2:55pm.
So, Cunt, what's your deal? If you are so smart, why are you wasting your time trying to fuck with people on the internet? This is a place for retardation because we are constantly thinking and we just want to say fun and stupid things. Don't attack people for not throwing around theories for curing cancer, ok? This is celebrity gossip and you look like a fucking ass. A new day, a new psycho. Anyway, Brit Brit is looking a little better but that fake smile creeps me out. There is all kinds of crazy behind that fake grin....
the Lord finally had enough and threw down the Almighty spell check and dictionary?
LMAO, what a douche troll!
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Oh c'mon now guys! Don't feed the troll!!! Lol, this is a strange one, huh?
Wow Cunt.Gravy! I knew you were a fake and I proved it!!
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"It's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want." -Lawn-Mower Hatin' Pepaw 7/26/08
Well RamenNoodles, I'm certainly glad that being a *senior in college* has entitled you to shitting all over people who can't affored immobile homes or get desk jobs instead of walking the street. I know it's such a rarity these days to find self-important college kids that think they know everything about life. What a rare gem you are. Don't you just think about the most important ideas in your study groups? Don't you just wish you could change the world after graduation? You will someday, I know you will. Thank heavens you were afforded opportunities not everyone receives and have decided to be so humble and gracious about it. You make me fucking ill, asshole. And yes, pig, I have a degree, for what it's worth - which is just about nothing. Only complete retards would think an undergraduate degree really even means shit in America anymore. Have fun with your ideas, bitch.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
get abortions like men do
...'nuff said!
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy--
Ramen Noodes, i eat u all the time! Haha. Evry1 knows that women's lib was in the 70s wen gurls finally decided they could wear pants and burn bras to be like men! And they did it, they became like men! and now evry1 is equal and women have been libbed so they can have the same jobs and money and get abortions like men do. Womens lib, u hear about it all the time! Look up Gloria Gayner if u need 2, she is a famous womens libber.
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HAHAHA You're sooo wityy! You eat me all the time, imagine that?! I bet that's all you can afford to eat because you spend all your prostitution money on your trailer payments. I know what women's lib is you dumbfuck, I'm actually a senior in COLLEGE. That's a place you'll never go but it's where you learn about things that atually matter, unlike Britney.
P.S. I'm glad women can now get abortions like men do!! Idiot...
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"It's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want." -Lawn-Mower Hatin' Pepaw 7/26/08
What's with these Parasite trolls visiting DListed these days?
She is so over. CuntGravy's avatar really captures Paris's diseased wannabe pornstar vibe. Gag.
Ramen Noodes, i eat u all the time! Haha. Evry1 knows that women's lib was in the 70s wen gurls finally decided they could wear pants and burn bras to be like men! And they did it, they became like men! and now evry1 is equal and women have been libbed so they can have the same jobs and money and get abortions like men do. Womens lib, u hear about it all the time! Look up Gloria Gayner if u need 2, she is a famous womens libber.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton