It's Time To Let Go Of The Weave

Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Mistur President, y am u think im kidding? About Brittany? She reely is my hero! Wat is wrong with strong women that bothers u guyz so much??? Paris and Britteny OWN Holliwood and but u guyz feel the need to tear them apart 2 peeses on line and that is shamful, just shamful. Didnt ur mamas teech any of u anything? Or do i need 2 teech u a bit about sumthing called "womens lib?
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OH WOW... I'm sorry guys, I know I shouldn't respond but this is ridiculous! This Cunt's spelling is beyond funny, it's sad. I know this is secretly Britney thinking that mis-spelling her own name every now and then will trick us into thinking its one of her fans, but I'm on to you cunt gravy! And since WE are all the stupid ones who can't spell to save our shitty pointless inbred redneck lives, please explain to us what "women's lib" is in your intellectual terms... I could use a good laugh.

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"It's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want." -Lawn-Mower Hatin' Pepaw 7/26/08

Wow Paris, u r such a bitch. wat did i do 2 u? i will stop bothring u since i r CLEERLY so much bettr than me. Fuckng cunt.

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

The bodyguard is kinda hunky. He needs to buy some wrinkle spray for his pants. I'll help him smooth them out. Heh.

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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville

Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM

Hi Slutts!
I'd say more, but I have to see my therapisst. I have some insecurities about Paris that I need to work on....

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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)

Everyone, it's time to speak moron! Or a plethora of other dialects...get ready for the Dialectizer.

Give it a go! We can all scare MK and make him think we've all turned into bigger freaks than we already are:

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

I'm KIDDING, KIDDING but I think that might be the certain something a certain prankster here is using to dumb themselves down for our benefit. ;p

LMFAO @ theripissts!

No, CuntGravy. I don't like you because you are a fucking idiot.
Stop talking to me.

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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)

Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Illtiterate.
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Does that mean that one breasticle is larger than the other?

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

theripissts....rotflmao!

pissed for a good reason

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where's my sauce, bitch?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world

We getit, parissux, u don like me cuz i like paris and u dont. it is not my fault u r a h8r and i don think u need 2 take ur insecuritees out on me ok? They have theripissts for that kinf of thinf.

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

jussayin:

AMEN

I have no sympathy for idiots either. Or patience, for that matter.

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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)

@PSL is there anyone who think Sophie Monk is hot? I think even Paris is an upgrade...and that is coming from ME!

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LOL - As far as I can tell, only Sophie Monk.

@Cunt. Gravy:

LOL!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

I pray u never hav 2 deel with sumthin like this and lurn to 2 hav sum simptahy 4 all of Gods chilfren.

....I pray that I will never be an illiterate annoying troll too. And I have no sympathy for idiots. none!

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where's my sauce, bitch?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world

Yes Angel_i, it is "inquiring." It is a transitive verb, as in "to inquire": to ask, to be curious about, to wonder - as opposed to "enquirer," which is a noun for one who inquires. There - now that I took some time to type I bet every1 doesn't think I'm quit so dumb.

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

"Hey, at least she got one of his names right"

Ha! No she didn't! Do you think it's cuz she wishes he was a girl? Enquiring minds want to know!

(enquiring? Inquiring, right?)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Wow jussayin i guess ur mom prolly invnted cancere cure 2! I wuld luv 2 hav normal fingrs like evry1 else but this is the struggle God gave 2 me. I pray u never hav 2 deel with sumthin like this and lurn to 2 hav sum simptahy 4 all of Gods chilfren.

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

Sandbitch, is there anyone who think Sophie Monk is hot? I think even Paris is an upgrade...and that is coming from ME!

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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)

I just wanna see Russell Brand at the VMAs.

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"Everyone turned rather nasty at this point, especially when Chick suggested that Terri might like to fuck off to Forfar and do something illegal with a ferret."

continuing to type isn't making your fingers any skinnier or your spelling any better....maybe it's time to get a new pastime for the rest of the day....

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where's my sauce, bitch?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world

i kno i am not a jeanyuss speller

....thass fo sho! no doubt, I concur.

poor baby.....wait, my moms had diabetes and was an ambidextrous speed typist....

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where's my sauce, bitch?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world

Sandbitch! You dumped Benji and the Chipmunk!
Thanks!!
this is my fav avie of yours anyway....

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Thanks PSL, this is my #1 avie. The others are just dress up. I thought cunt gravy might like the pic of Sophie is all.

Submitted by dead-actress on August 10, 2008 - 4:44pm.

Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 4:27pm.
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Aw! Puppy smell! YUM.

ONT: OMG how many times do we have to say this???

NEXT!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Jussayin it has a qwertu keybord but my fingrs r fat becuz of diabetes medicashun i am on! i kno i am not a jeanyuss speller but honst, a lot of itt is typin and i try 2 sound out the rest that i dun kno!

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

Submitted by thlayly5 on August 10, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Amen, Jussayin. Who spells inspiration inspirashun? Who?

"How much edjoocation do YOU hav."

LMAO, this troll had me at edjoocation! trying way too hard. and trust I have a can't spell niece with a sidekick so I know first hand!

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where's my sauce, bitch?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 10, 2008 - 1:36pm.

Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 9:35pm.
Ugh i m NOT illtiterate

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Liar.
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DAE, you should have spelled it "LYER", so it could understand....heehee

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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)

Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 4:27pm.
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My baby Lola will be six months this week. I picked her up at a shelter when she was about 8 weeks old. They had to estimate her birthdate since all they had was a puppy in a box with no information included when they dumped her. She's a little firecracker. lol

ON T: Hate this bitch.

Th VMAs should have a Wino-Britney duet.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

u r all such bitchez like ur spellin is purfect or sumthin.

....my spelling IS just about perfection, sweetie!

and last time I saw a sidekick had a qwerty keyboard....if I can type posts with t9 prediction on my motorola what's your problem?

I wish I had some troll-B-gone....

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where's my sauce, bitch?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world

Submitted by Madam Pince on August 10, 2008 - 4:24pm.

From what I've read, they've always called the older boy Preston. Which warms my cold black heart, since a friend of mine with that same name died in 1999.
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ditto that..I think her son's name is Sean Preston, MK..;)

Illtiterate.

Beastie Boys need to be putting that in a rap!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 9:35pm.
Ugh i m NOT illtiterate

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Liar.

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~

Let's have a group "prayer across America" right before Shitney performs again at the VH1 awards.

I pray to the heavens that this skrank bombs even bigger this time.

oh please lord, thunder and lightning bolts.

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Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush

Ugh i m NOT illtiterate i am typin on a shitty sidkick ok?God u r all such bitchez like ur spellin is purfect or sumthin.

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

@PSL: REPOST: Do you have parental controls on (it's not that bad tho)? I get it here tho...here it is again:) becuz I do love to share!

http://asafford2.tripod.com

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Edited for brevity:

Maybe to copy and paste?

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

OOOH WINO NEWS!

Amy Winehouse must be be a happy little crackie these days!

According to a new report from the U.K., Wino's hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, has been told that he'll get out of jail by December 30 of this year if he stays clean.

Good luck with THAT!

Blakey might also be let out next month for a weekend visit if he behaves himself and stays drug-free.

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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)

Amen, Jussayin. Who spells inspiration inspirashun? Who?

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

this troll tries too hard to be illiterate....

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where's my sauce, bitch?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world

Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 9:21pm.
1 time, Godd ate a super jumbo mxican platter and shitted a nastee pile of disgesting poop and it started 2 sing an peeple called hur xtina aguilwhorea and she was totelly jellus of britney cuz britney was a good mom and xtina goes to clubz all the time and gets drunk on alkohol..

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Christina hasn't been to club since 13th July. That's nearly a month. Christina now only leaves the house to work (photo shoots, going to the recording studio) yeah she went a bit mad, she never had CPS knocking at her door. CPS visted Unfitney TWICE.

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~

angel, I don't have and children, so no need for Parental Controls on my computer...I still don't see anything though.

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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)

@Sheeps:

Don't worry about DAE. She's got some steam to work off. I think CG is a pretty good punching bag.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Yes, cuz Angelin a is a good mom and a strong lady and i love her so much! she does many things across the HOLE WERLD and she is a living saynt. I truly beleev she is 1 of GOD'S misteerius angels, spredding good and joy to hiz peeple! I like Brittany and PAris jus fine, but Angelina is my #1 hero 4 bein such an inspurashun 2 the werld!

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

Submitted by dead-actress on August 10, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Hello, sweet girl. How are you this afternoon? I've been very busy with my baby Lola and work. I manage to hit the Dlist playground every once in a while. After a long week..I needed the distraction of Dlist humor, not bed wetter pedestrian mentality.
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I hear you, hunny. I was just (peeing) thinking about how I love the debate, sometimes. But it's got to be solid for it be fun.

I am well. I think - yes, I'd say I'm well:)
Lola is so cute (as a name, I mean LOL!) - Topic Police - PUHLEASE! just let me ask how old she is. PLEASE?

ONT: Take your money, Britney and move your fat ass over for the next ho. Your no Madonna. And even she has a breaking point, apparently.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Dreemy, "Britney" had problems b4 in the past w her kidz becuz of KEVIN!
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Yes. The problem was that she had the kids so he wouldnt leave. She STILL lost him. She hates them. She only had them to keep him.
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Now thingz are a lot better and "Britney" has said she is a good mom!

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She's such a great mom! She even has full custordy! Bitch, please. She has to have someone WITH HER when she has the boys, because the COURT doesn't think she can be trusted to be ALONE with them. Unfitney at 26, has her FATHER looking after EVERYTHING she does. Jamie wouldn't be running her life, if the court didn't think she needed it!
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I think she is a good mom, good moms luv their kidz and u can not tell me she duznt luv her kidz!
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Unfitney DOES NOT LOVE HER SONS. Good moms FIGHT for their kids, good moms dont HARM their children. Unfitney is a BAD MOTHER.
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Why do u guyz think Britney is a bad mom?
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Let's see, all those "mommy mistakes" with Sean. Locking herself in a bathroom with Jayden & a gun?
Yeah, she's mother of the year alright.
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She has a job and makes her own monney!

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What job? She's a HAS BEEN. She'll never make the "comeback" her fans want. She's LOSING money faster than she's MAKING it. She won't have her money for much longer.
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She should be allowed to have ab it of fun, she is a downhome Southern girl with Christian values and i thnk we shuld remeber that more offen.

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What bullshit. She has NO morals OR values. Don't make me laugh.

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~

From what I've read, they've always called the older boy Preston. Which warms my cold black heart, since a friend of mine with that same name died in 1999.

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"Everyone turned rather nasty at this point, especially when Chick suggested that Terri might like to fuck off to Forfar and do something illegal with a ferret."

she was totelly jellus of britney cuz britney was a good mom

....and that's why Christina still has custody of her child

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where's my sauce, bitch?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world

Of course CG loves Angelina, of course. Ugh. Sorry, on the Sienna thread.

Anyhow, what I dislike about Britney has much less to do with her "christian" values, and more to do with her lack of talent.

Yes, she could dance once in the day, and she could carry a tune, but she was screwed by having a stage mother, and now she is too immature to be a strong woman or a good mother to her kids. I don't care how fucked up your childhood was, one you have kids, you have no more excuses to act like a selfish ass because your kids have to come first. (And that doesn't mean you can't have a well-balanced life, have fun, etc- it just means that you love your kids more than doing shit for yourself.)

Rant over....

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

angel, I took a deep breath, clicked......and nothin.

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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)

u can not tell me she duznt luv her kidz!

...I didn't say it, the judge did.

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where's my sauce, bitch?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 10, 2008 - 4:05pm.
hey, you! haven't seen you in a while!.. *lights d-a's cig*... lemme buy you that double
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Thanks, darlin'...*wink*

ON T: Cheap never looked so cheap.