It's Time To Let Go Of The Weave
How long is Brit Brit's real hair? Does she even have real hair? Maybe she only has two little hairs holding on to her scalp for dear life. The weave whores just superglue My Little Pony's tail directly onto her head. Shit, maybe her scalp grows fake hair.
I want to know what's hiding underneath that polyester mess. I bet the secret recipe for Starbucks' Frapp is tattooed on her head.
That being said, at least the weave looks sort of clean. I don't see Cheeto bits stuck in it, so she's doing alright.
Here's Brit Brit buying more clothes yesterday with her hot bodyguard. He's wearing too many clothes though. Brit Brit should make him wear a thong made out of Cheetos.
And she's wearing her son's names on her necklace, but isn't it SEAN and not PRESTON? Hey, at least she got one of his names right. You know she really wanted to wear her other necklace with the names Chester and Frapp on it.
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No! That's a GOOD one! Go ahead - click it! Seriously. Wait. Do Not Click! Does that help? LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 4:12pm
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HAHAHAHAHA! And not good big dick. Bad big dick!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoHDKXWoSA&feature=related
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 4:02pm.
@D-A:
Hey! I feel like I never see you any more.
How I long for the glamour of dead actresses past!
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Hello, sweet girl. How are you this afternoon? I've been very busy with my baby Lola and work. I manage to hit the Dlist playground every once in a while. After a long week..I needed the distraction of Dlist humor, not bed wetter pedestrian mentality.
angel, after last night's pics, no way am I clicking on your links!
lol
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 10, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 4:09pm.
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Oh my. As a fellow Canadian, no I didn't. Should I be complaining to someone?
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Sure. Call Stephen Harper. He's a big dick.
Badum BUM *highat*!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 10, 2008 - 4:06pm.
For those two links - I got you lined up for a silver bullet dot...start ducking and weaving.
Sandy, awwwwwwww c'mon now! lmao!
Uhm...can I redeem myself with this fav song of mine?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EkJRy3gIS4&feature=related
*ducks and weaves to avoid silver bullet*
I like how she's so far gone that she doesn't even try to cover the festering sores on her lips.
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Potato Wave!
Dreemy, "Britney" had problems b4 in the past w her kidz becuz of KEVIN! Now thingz are a lot better and "Britney" has said she is a good mom! I think she is a good mom, good moms luv their kidz and u can not tell me she duznt luv her kidz! Why do u guyz think Britney is a bad mom? She has a job and makes her own monney! She should be allowed to have ab it of fun, she is a downhome Southern girl with Christian values and i thnk we shuld remeber that more offen.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 4:09pm.
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Oh my. As a fellow Canadian, no I didn't. Should I be complaining to someone?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoHDKXWoSA&feature=related
Tastes like bacon.
FIDELITY, n.
A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
@joe schmoe: He's grabbing his hair. It's kinda sexy;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
That American Apparel ad is driving me nuts. I hate bad sexy face. And that other guy needs to take his ankle socks off. Not sexy.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoHDKXWoSA&feature=related
Hey, Everybody!
Cheer up!
Did you guys get your ERECT Canadian PENIS today?:
http://asafford2.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dick....
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Sandbitch! You dumped Benji and the Chipmunk!
Thanks!!
this is my fav avie of yours anyway....
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Life is a prickly pear...It seems to me that one knows how to live and one doesn't.
True. -And, odd that Brit and Xtina's lives were a lot alike but the HUGE dif seems to be that Xtina's mother truly and deeply cared for her and Brit's mom was a money grubbing idiot. -Just mho on that though.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 9:02pm.
About Brittany? She reely is my hero!
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Then maybe you should lean to spell you "hero's" names right. It's Britney "I'm a crap mother, but great a fucking prodecers" Jean Spears.
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Wat is wrong with strong women that bothers u guyz so much???
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Don't insult strong women, by claiming that Unfitney is one. Dog shit is stronger than her.
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Paris and Britteny OWN Holliwood
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Of course they do. Hollywood gives them their best customors (The paps, just LOVE the way they give head)
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Didnt ur mamas teech any of u anything?
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More tha what you mother has you.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
this so makes me think of tis article I just read the other day
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/local_idiot_to_post_comment_on
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
For those two links - I got you lined up for a silver bullet dot...start ducking and weaving.
Bob Seger - Hollywood Nights
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zunyXjzJLp0
Submitted by . on August 10, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Fame is a prickly pear huh?
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Life is a prickly pear...It seems to me that one knows how to live and one doesn't.
And, actually, I can't abide by Britney's hits. I'm sorry - I just can't. She's such a puppet. Xtina's got some interest in music....she's just got some integrity as an artist for me. It seems to me that Britney was only ever interested in fame; in being the "It" girl.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by dead-actress on August 10, 2008 - 4:01pm.
hey, you! haven't seen you in a while!.. *lights d-a's cig*... lemme buy you that double
OT: meh, she's still nuts
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"You awake with a start,
to just the beating of your heart.
Just one man beneath the sky,
just two ears, just two eyes."
Submitted by Mr. President on August 10, 2008 - 1:00pm.
She found Jesus in jail, but she went back to jizzes after her release.
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hahahahahahahhahahahhahaha- she was probably sucking off guards for extra bologna sandwiches....
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Sheeps, you're right but sometimes I try (and fail) to calm the savage, angst ridden beast that haunts dlisted. My bad.
Well, one mystery we [unfortunately] don't have to wonder about is what Brit's pubes look like. :P
Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 3:59pm.
is that Hendrix in your avie?
OT: Britney ain't no Hendrix
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"You awake with a start,
to just the beating of your heart.
Just one man beneath the sky,
just two ears, just two eyes."
@D-A:
Hey! I feel like I never see you any more.
How I long for the glamour of dead actresses past!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
It looks better than what she's been wearing....JeezUS
Bitches is dumb!
Mistur President, y am u think im kidding? About Brittany? She reely is my hero! Wat is wrong with strong women that bothers u guyz so much??? Paris and Britteny OWN Holliwood and but u guyz feel the need to tear them apart 2 peeses on line and that is shamful, just shamful. Didnt ur mamas teech any of u anything? Or do i need 2 teech u a bit about sumthing called "womens lib?
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Sheeps, you must mean Kitty....because it's not VLL's troll....and yes, ignore, ignore.....I engaged because I am in a shit mood, and now regret it.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 3:59pm.
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Thank you. Out of the mouths of sheep.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoHDKXWoSA&feature=related
Submitted by ESE on August 10, 2008 - 3:48pm.
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Hello, Mr. Man! Gotta light? *holding cig to lips* *pouring double shot* *checking ammo* Dealing with pedestrian mentality is exhausting!
She found Jesus in jail, but she went back to jizzes after her release.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 3:54pm.
You know what, dot?
I know what you mean. But you're only as good as your last hit, right? You're supposed to keep getting better and better. Back in the day, she just did what she was told - and that meant training. Seeing her fall like this just tells me that her heart wasn't in it. As far as being an "exceptional" singer, I'd have to say no - not even close. But there was a day when she could, at least, sing.
Angel, TRUE but both of those young women had multiple hits and there are a LOT of people who are simply "ONE HIT WONDERS" even though they kept trying. Fame is a prickly pear huh?
Is there anyone on this site who can't see that Cunt.Gravy is just the latest version of a troll who posts here all the time? Why engage her? Why take her seriously or put her down? Just ignore her, please.
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Aperitif for Destruction
so before I came back and got my feelings shocked....I was going to say something nice about Britney. I'm LOVING that bag!! stylin'
and then I read this "Witch is gr8 4 a christian gurl" and "it is her 2nd Mendament Right as a Citezen!" and just about fell over laughing at this level of illiteracy.
maybe I should thank you c.gravy for making me laugh during what is clearly one of the shittiest weekends in regards to celbrity deaths.
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where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Oh silly, that wasn't JEsus, it wuz Geesuz, short for Geesuzitian, she was the afternoon shift janitor.
Your crayon box is all broken and shit.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 3:53pm.
OK, you can pull off the mask now and say "just kidding guys". Please, pretty please do that. What little that is left of my faith in the Human Race hangs in the balance.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 3:53pm.
you're just the amount of wacky i enjoy... and your spelling's nice too
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"You awake with a start,
to just the beating of your heart.
Just one man beneath the sky,
just two ears, just two eyes."
You know what, dot?
I know what you mean. But you're only as good as your last hit, right? You're supposed to keep getting better and better. Back in the day, she just did what she was told - and that meant training. Seeing her fall like this just tells me that her heart wasn't in it. As far as being an "exceptional" singer, I'd have to say no - not even close. But there was a day when she could, at least, sing.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Thayly, Paris is a christian now! She regrets makin that tape and prays 4 4givness all the time. I forgive hur - why cant u? So she had sex, it is ok as long as she repents. B-sides, it is cleer frum the tape she did not n-joy itt! Paris was verrry bad in bed. Witch is gr8 4 a christian gurl!
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Oh, honey there are two kinds of "bad" when it comes to the bedroom. Religion has nothing to do with either one. Oh, and the only person Paris worships...is herself.
Paris found JEsus in jail and asked 4 4giveness for the sex tape, so i think if Jesus can 4give her we can 2. If she says sher is a Christian then i think we shuld beleive her, it is her 2nd Mendament Right as a Citezen!
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 10, 2008 - 3:48pm.
CNN is reporting Isaac Hayes died! WTF! :-(
HUH?
Well, hasn't this been a lovely fucked up weekend. :\
Britney Spears isn't a bad singer and she can dance too...
I love this song to this day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhUVWXE3ZjA
*ducks and runs for cover*
Xtina is a great [amazing] songstress but sometimes she tries to overdo the vocal gymastics but I love her song "beautiful":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNthqC2fsVw
Don't shoot!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Paris is such a good Christian girl...since WHEN?
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No, I think she (it?) meant that she was good at fucking Christian. And Benji, and Brandon, and...
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by thlayly5 on August 10, 2008 - 3:48pm.
I think that's safe to say
Paris is such a good Christian girl...since WHEN?
BTW, Look at all the "Good Christians" like John Edwards for example...
alright, that's it, I am done answering this Fucktard.....don;t know why I did in the first place.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 3:45pm.
hi, PSL!... i see we got a new one... *lighting cig*
OT: just a sec, i'll think of something
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"You awake with a start,
to just the beating of your heart.
Just one man beneath the sky,
just two ears, just two eyes."
CNN is reporting Isaac Hayes died! WTF! :-(
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
lol. Cunt. Gravy- being bad in bed doesn't make you a good christian- it makes you a bad lay.
And I don't need to forgive Paris for making a sex tape because I don't really judge people because they have premarital sex.
Gosh, I hope you are acting/joking, otherwise you are truly terrifying.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 8:41pm.
Dreamy, Brittany can sing and dance but xtina just sings and sits there!
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Unfitney DOESN'T sing. Lip syncing is NOT singing. Prancing about in skimpy clothes is what strippers do. REAL dancer actually dance & wear proper clothes.
Christina "sits there" because she's doing her job. Fancy that. She sat for TWO songs on her last tour & even then she got up & started moving. Christina also dances. Not great, but she tries, bless her!!
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Brit is an entertainur and a powerhouse artist!
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"Powerhouse" is a word used to describe singers that have an extermly powerful voice. Unfitney's voice is week & shrill at best.
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And you have no prroof of sexx tapes so u cant accuse brit of having sex with kevin. It is biggoted!!!
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Of course Unfitney had sex with Kevin! They have TWO sons!! How'd you think babies are made?!!
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
omfg, not Issac Hayes too!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
where's my sauce, bitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
No response cunt.gravy?
"u cant accuse brit of having sex with kevin."
BTW- the proof that she and kevin had sex is their kids.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-