It's Time To Let Go Of The Weave

Thayly, Paris is a christian now! She regrets makin that tape and prays 4 4givness all the time. I forgive hur - why cant u? So she had sex, it is ok as long as she repents. B-sides, it is cleer frum the tape she did not n-joy itt! Paris was verrry bad in bed. Witch is gr8 4 a christian gurl!

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

Hi ESE!

CG, Britney can carry a tune. Xtina can SING. BIG difference. Don't get me wrong, I love a lot of Britney's songs, but I know where talent lies, and it ain't with Britney.

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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)

and these talented men make looking at Britshit posts just that more wretched, with all the talented people in the world, THIS is what's being rammed at as day in and day out as "music" and someone worthy of getting back in our collective grills, fucked up

Britney needs to... wait a sec... why does it smell like idiot in here?

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"You awake with a start,
to just the beating of your heart.
Just one man beneath the sky,
just two ears, just two eyes."

Dreamy, Brittany can sing and dance but xtina just sings and sits there! Brit is an entertainur and a powerhouse artist! And you have no prroof of sexx tapes so u cant accuse brit of having sex with kevin. It is biggoted!!!

Who is Issac Hays? It is sad wen peeple die, don u guys think so? :( Lets pray for his familee 2nite.

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

Mr Pres, from your mouth to God's ears....but considering what I see on a daily basis out and about, I won't be surprised if CG is for real.

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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)

what in polyester weave hell is going on??

Why is britney posting comments on dlisted? (cunty gravy or whatever the name is)
or is it jaime lyn?
LOL

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

ISSAC HAYES?! Ouch. A former neighbor.I went to school with a coupla' his kids in Atlanta.

I sincerely hope cunt gravy is pulling our legs. I shudder to think that anyone in this world could be that dense.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Poor Isaac Hayes. Too many decent people are checking out in 2008.

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Potato Wave!

The news just broke here in Memphis about Isaac... he is a native here and this is where he died. :(

Local stations are running tickers about it now.

Shit man. :( This is horrible.

I've had surgery at that hospital where he was pronounced-- Baptist East. It's like a 10 minute drive from my house.

From what it sounds like he probably had a heart attack or just dropped dead.

Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 3:35pm.

Submitted by Leatherette on August 10, 2008 - 3:34pm.

...sigh, now waiting for the fabled third celebrity to go
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Wasn't that Heath already?
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ah, true, but always figured the three deaths closer together.

Submitted by Leatherette on August 10, 2008 - 3:34pm

I think George Carlin should count too. I believe we are on our second set of three.

Submitted by Leatherette on August 10, 2008 - 3:34pm.

...sigh, now waiting for the fabled third celebrity to go
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Wasn't that Heath already?

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Cunt.Gravy-

Girls with sex tapes are immoral? So why, on the other thread, were you loving Paris Hilton and calling her a good role model?

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

...sigh, now waiting for the fabled third celebrity to go ... looks like this time around, the talented are leaving this dimension, sadly.

Submitted by Possum on August 10, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Isaac Hayes is dead.

http://www.wmctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=8817903

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Oh hell no!

Why are people like Isaac dying while people like Unfitney still breathe? It's not fair!!!

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~

Submitted by Mr. President on August 10, 2008 - 3:31pm.
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Whaaa? did this just happen? Or, more to the point, what did happen?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoHDKXWoSA&feature=related

Submitted by Leatherette on August 10, 2008 - 3:31pm.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 10, 2008 - 3:29pm.
CLEARLY we stand unified on SKANKNEY/FRAPPNEY/SHITNEY/UNFITNEY falling off the radar ASAP
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AMEN, Doctor Funk.
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For reals. She's not even good at being fucked up anymore.

NEXT!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 8:24pm.
UgleePornaleraEyes, Brittany has never had a sexx tape! I wuld not like that if she did, that duz not show good morals! U may think xtina can sing but it soundz like a lot of cat sex when she changes notes so much! Brittany is sexy but not porny like Crislutta Aguilwhorea.

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Yes she has. Sge is currently trying to STOP several sex tapes being released. K-Fed was going to release one, but Unfitney STOPPED him.

Unfitney has shagged her way to the top. She has NO MORALS.

Christina's voice is awsome. Sometimes she over does it, but she has awsome control & power. Two things Unfitney lacks.

Unfitney is much,much, much worse than Christina could ever hope to be. (Not that she would want to mind you)

Hey Mr. President!! *waves*

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~

Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 10, 2008 - 3:29pm.
CLEARLY we stand unified on SKANKNEY/FRAPPNEY/SHITNEY/UNFITNEY falling off the radar ASAP
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AMEN, Doctor Funk.

Noooo! Not Isaac Hayes, too. RIP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZzBrxj-Gjo
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by Possum on August 10, 2008 - 3:23pm.

Isaac Hayes is dead.

http://www.wmctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=8817903
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aw hell NO...I remember him being sick back around the time the Scienos asked/forced him to quit doing Chef for Southpark. Someone said he was too ill to deny them/the Scienos had somehow taken over his "care."

Submitted by Leatherette on August 10, 2008 - 2:57pm.

Britshitter's career began and peaked with Dubya's daddy-bought presidency. She's the female version of that floater piece of coked-up shit: the racist hick demographic's last angry clawing at holding power.

And Rihanna is Barack Obama. The gorgeous younger black contender, with some actual vocal range.

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Never thought about it in that context...but true enough.Some entertainers' careers parallel,mimic & last only as long as the administration that's in power.I can't completely agree with your "political summary".*giggle*...But CLEARLY we stand unified on SKANKNEY/FRAPPNEY/SHITNEY/UNFITNEY falling off the radar ASAP.

Isaac Hayes too? MOTHERFUCKER.

I think I'll go back to bed.

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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)

@ angel - I wish it wouldn't! Have you seen what the crazy bints been writing in the mad dog lady thread?! No one can be that thick. It has to be a put on.

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~

Submitted by Possum on August 10, 2008 - 3:23pm.
That's terrible. He always seemed like such a good sport. A good guy.

Are my eyes deceiving me, or is there someone on this thread name cunt gravy? Knew I should have skipped that BBQ lunch.

Hi Dreamy and angel.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 3:24pm.

UgleePornaleraEyes, Brittany has never had a sexx tape!
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I'm pretty sure I've seen her giving head.
Please don't ask me why but I'm also pretty sure it wasn't fake.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Submitted by Possum on August 10, 2008 - 3:23pm.

Isaac Hayes is dead.

http://www.wmctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=8817903

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I need to go build me a placard that says:

The End Is Near.

only 66.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

UgleePornaleraEyes, Brittany has never had a sexx tape! I wuld not like that if she did, that duz not show good morals! U may think xtina can sing but it soundz like a lot of cat sex when she changes notes so much! Brittany is sexy but not porny like Crislutta Aguilwhorea.

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

@Mr. Pres:

ALL of our crackies seem to be on the down low boohoo!

See - it needs to be back in the day (I JUST missed it *sigh*) when it wasn't SO scary when stars got cracked out and you'd just leave them be and find yoga which is equally as weird. Now they just switch meds. But seriously, I hope Amy's not dead or something.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Isaac Hayes is dead.

http://www.wmctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=8817903

Has Brit shaved her head yet?

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

@DAE:

Yeah, dude - the real world kidnapped you! Have at it - DListed celebrities are really only Etards who go outside and I wish they would all talk back too!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

@ angel - I haven't had this much fun in ages!

I've been super stressed all week so this is a great way fo releasing it!

I hope this moron is only acting. People this thick should be shot!

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~

Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 8:05pm.
DremyAguilara, u jus hate "Britney" bcuz she is more famouser than Xtina and not a porrn star like her!
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Lmao! "famouser" isn't a word. Please stop making words up. BRITNEY is spelt correctly. Even her twat mother knows that it's BRITNEY & not whatever the hell you put.

Unfitney is the one with the sex tape(s) & not Christina.
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Xtina is a dirrty gurl an "Britney" is a rolemodel for women!
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Fuck me. Christina is more of a role model. I'm not going to waste time explianing why to someone with an IQ of -100.

The only women Unfitney is a role model too, is women that want to get rid of their mistakes. Unfitney's tried so hard to get her mistakes taken away from her. In the end she found it was easier letting K-Fed have them.
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Xtina can sorta sing but she is wayy 2 porn star for gurls w morals!
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'Sorta'? The girl has the most amazing voice. Even her critics can't deny that she's the voice of her generation. Unfitney's just a 'Pop Princess".

It's girls with morals that know that Christina has them, where as Unfitney is the one that has NONE.

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~

Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 3:12pm

Yippers! Too good to be bad!

Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 8:05pm.
DremyAguilara, u jus hate "Britney" bcuz she is more famouser than Xtina and not a porrn star like her! Xtina is a dirrty gurl an "Britney" is a rolemodel for women! Xtina can sorta sing but she is wayy 2 porn star for gurls w morals!

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I don't think its fair to say Britters is a role model. There are countless reasons why she isn't. Well, to be fair she may be a role model to some fame wannabes - you only have to have a wee bit of talent and a fabulous publicity team to make your way in this industry.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 10, 2008 - 3:00pm.

Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 7:30pm.

U guys must really h8 women!
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You guys must really hate women!

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I don't think anyone here hates women. We just had air heads (Paris & Unfitney.) And bad mothers.

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Gotcha! But I know the difference between a typo and a bunch of silliness.

We don't hate women! We love women!
That's why we hate these skanks!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

I see another loonball is bouncing around today....
(methinks it is a very bored regular)

Gee, Shitney looking like lumpy cunt gravy, color me surprised.
What color is that dead Barbie hair anyway?

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

surely she must have at least 4 inches of hair- this must end. i think it has to have been a year since she went all mr. clean on us.

Xtina can sorta sing but she is wayy 2 porn star for gurls w morals!

yes, CuntGravy......because Paris and Britney have such high standards/morals.

Please learn how to spell, you stupid fucktard.

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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)

@Leatherette - I do love this political comparison. I mean why CAN'T she just go away, it's not unheard of. I am of the belief that the government figured out long ago that dictating will only get you into trouble and that the best idea was to control what we ( I guess I should say we, right?) read, hear eat...and giving in to foolish desires...you know - the way you give a kid a cookie.

- and because Rihanna reminds me of a little black Britney...except what's funny!LOL! Britney was a submissive and Rihanna's a dominatrix.

I'm telling you - the world is run by perverts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68U800Hrr_E

The guys obviously a hater but he's gotta point, dude. It's OUCHIE! But some as not as bad as he makes it out to be...

.♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

@ DAE

LOL!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Holy Fuck! Are alpha-beads back in style? Wait..Style & Shitney. Two words that should never be in the same sentence.

~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~

I have to give props to cunt gravy for the vile avie. It really is retch-worthy.

DremyAguilara, u jus hate "Britney" bcuz she is more famouser than Xtina and not a porrn star like her! Xtina is a dirrty gurl an "Britney" is a rolemodel for women! Xtina can sorta sing but she is wayy 2 porn star for gurls w morals!

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

and yes, CuntGravy shows us once again, the intelligence of the Britney/Paris fans.

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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)

Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 7:30pm.
I luv Brittany!

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I think you mean "I love Britney" (I will continue to correct the spelling in your post for you. Hopefulyly you might learn something.)
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U hoz r just h8rz!
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You whores are just haters!
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Hahaha, just wait n c, Britteny is gonna cum out w a GR8 new albume and u will all look sooo dum when its nummer 1!!!
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Hahaha, just waut and see. Britney is going to come out with a great new album and you will all look so dumb when it's number 1!!!
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It is so sad 2 c such a buetiful girl get ripped apart online like Brittany does!
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It is so sad to see such a beautiful girl get ripped apart online like Birtney does!
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U guys must really h8 women!
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You guys must really hate women!

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I don't think anyone here hates women. We just had air heads (Paris & Unfitney.) And bad mothers.

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~