It's Time To Let Go Of The Weave
How long is Brit Brit's real hair? Does she even have real hair? Maybe she only has two little hairs holding on to her scalp for dear life. The weave whores just superglue My Little Pony's tail directly onto her head. Shit, maybe her scalp grows fake hair.
I want to know what's hiding underneath that polyester mess. I bet the secret recipe for Starbucks' Frapp is tattooed on her head.
That being said, at least the weave looks sort of clean. I don't see Cheeto bits stuck in it, so she's doing alright.
Here's Brit Brit buying more clothes yesterday with her hot bodyguard. He's wearing too many clothes though. Brit Brit should make him wear a thong made out of Cheetos.
And she's wearing her son's names on her necklace, but isn't it SEAN and not PRESTON? Hey, at least she got one of his names right. You know she really wanted to wear her other necklace with the names Chester and Frapp on it.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on August 11, 2008 - 4:29am.
Submitted by lune78 on August 10, 2008 - 2:10pm.
hopefully she can get back custody of her kids and prepare her real comeback, which will make us all forget about her infamous MVA performance.
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Uh..that will never happen. Not even in a parallel universe. Trust.
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how about: get her kids back and prepare a real meal?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 10, 2008 - 2:39pm.
I just find it laughable that people feel she has offered the world so much that she's worth anyone being interested in a comeback.
This ho had her day in the sun.
Now let Rihanna take over.
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Britshitter's career began and peaked with Dubya's daddy-bought presidency. She's the female version of that floater piece of coked-up shit: the racist hick demographic's last angry clawing at holding power.
And Rihanna is Barack Obama. The gorgeous younger black contender, with some actual vocal range.
'Preston' is what Unfitney wantes to call Sean. K - Fed wanted 'Sean'. Unfitney gave into K-Fed & gave the kid K-Fed perfered name.
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paris herpes, and even more so, the long blonde hair is what she had when she was at the height of her popularity and stardom. It's like she's clinging to a piece of that time by clinging to the same hairstyle, only greasier and made of fake hair.
TheBreakdown, and even more laughable that the swamp hog is still trying for a "cumbak" when her last couple attempts failed miserably.
cue looney tunes music
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 2:41pm
Gotcha. Thanks for schooling me. I think I'll go out and buy some cheap-ass perfume.
"Your name/avie/signature versus your post are such a paradox. Paris Hilton is, but Britney is not...?"
Don u talk shit bout my girl Paris 2!!! Paris is a strong woman like myself an i dont think it is ok for u, a man 2 say things about her! She is a very brite bizness woman and a hero to many girls like myself and u will never keep paris down, and the rest of the h8rz!
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
I just find it laughable that people feel she has offered the world so much that she's worth anyone being interested in a comeback.
This ho had her day in the sun.
Now let Rihanna take over.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Your name/avie/signature versus your post are such a paradox. Paris Hilton is, but Britney is not...?
The Breakdown- "Back to the woods"
Technically I think it's a swamp. It suits her better anyway. She can have gator grillin' good times with dropouts from the Kentwood Kommunity Kollege. Otherwise known as...
Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 10, 2008 - 2:30pm.
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I beat you to it! LOL! And I'm right! I looked it up a while ago;P
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She's totally got a crow's peak. I wouldn't want to see her hair now but that one pic that was released, ages ago, really made me want to see her spike it up and work it. Silly bitch.
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I luv Brittany! U hoz r just h8rz! Hahaha, just wait n c, Britteny is gonna cum out w a GR8 new albume and u will all look sooo dum when its nummer 1!!! It is so sad 2 c such a buetiful girl get ripped apart online like Brittany does! U guys must really h8 women!
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 10, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Fuck this 'comeback' bullshit.
I want a 'go back'
As in go back to the woods where to fuck in a trailer, where country hickHOry ho belongs!
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HERE,HERE!
Stop writing about this ho' MK.Your site rolls just fine without her.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 10, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Fuck this 'comeback' bullshit.
I want a 'go back'
As in go back to the woods where to fuck in a trailer, where country hickHOry ho belongs!
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Hear, hear!
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Submitted by lune78 on August 10, 2008 - 2:10pm.
hopefully she can get back custody of her kids and prepare her real comeback, which will make us all forget about her infamous MVA performance.
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Uh..that will never happen. Not even in a parallel universe. Trust.
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I think the only reason why she still has that weave because it's blonde and I think Brit Brit here likes to think of herself as a blonde. She needs to get that weave removed so we can see how long her hair is. She shouldn't have shaved it off if she was so damn partial to long hair. I don't even get long hair, I prefer mine short personally, that way I don't have to brush it all the time and it ends up looking foul like this.
Your face!
Fuck this 'comeback' bullshit.
I want a 'go back'
As in go back to the woods where to fuck in a trailer, where country hickHOry ho belongs!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by dementa on August 10, 2008 - 1:58pm.
D-. true, but I've never seen Katie smoking, dirty, almost dropping her kid, crazy drunk, topless in a pool w/ male tourists (I've done this one), cruising rest stops, bald, wearing a ratty greasy pink wig or weave, vagina-c section baring, etc...
Damn, this was too much yuck to recall at one time. My hangover is coming back. I hate all these crazy hos.
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Anybody know what brand of sunglasses the security detail is wearing?
Yeah I mean, it's been like what, 2 years since she shaved her head? Her hair should be grown back to a nice length by now, so yeah, she should definitely lose the extensions, they're just not pretty. But I will say this though, she seems to be on the road to recovery, which is cool, hopefully she can get back custody of her kids and prepare her real comeback, which will make us all forget about her infamous MVA performance.
she's like Casey Anthony but with money. Her money is what stopped her from killing her kids from neglect.
dementa, she is bald. She has put her hair through too much abuse.
ugh, I am going outside...maybe my mood will improve.....for all of our sakes.....lol
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
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Have we actually seen any of her, you know, HAIR in the last few years? I know that extensions pull that shit out if you use them too long, which means she must have only a few wisps under that Barbie hair.
Come to think of it, that is about the only filthy/undignified/crazy aspect of her mind and body that hasn't been reported to the press yet. Nobody's seen her without the extensions, have them?
RJII, if Katie weren't a tall emaciated woman instead of a short porky one, I'd suspect that they were the same person.
JadedKitten, I have to say this, because I am in a shitty mood. The word is "worse"...looks "worse", NOT "worst".
If English is your second language, you get a pass...
sorry, but my neck hurts and I am nauseous, and that was bothering me.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
she looks kinda cute, preston is sean's middle name and i like her weave it's been way way way worst. No hate from me today it's my lord day plus she's so boring now hell she hasn't giving me a reason to hate on her for awhile looks like all good things must come to an end i think i'm going to have to say good bye to my favorite trainwreck *sobs fuck you prescription pills tom cruise was right about you.... oh well i still have my favorite crackhead speaking of where the fuck is amy winehouse
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Brit looks like better shit.
this is why I'm glad nutty katie holmes is at least clean and dresses appropriately.
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Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
Looking clean, Brit, looking clean.
Keep up the bar work.
As in Lever 2000!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Yawn! This is so boring...
ElB, that was proven as false, the other day- thank God.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Daddy Spears must have made that necklace in a hurry. I can just imagine it.
DS: Here Britney, put on this new necklace.
BS: Duz it got jools? I don't lahk it.
DS: Look, it has the names of your little boys on it.
BS: Huuuuuhhhhh? Whuuuuuuuut? Awww, I don't want them booboos on mah neck. I jist got rid of em!
DS: Britney, you want the public to see how well you're doing.
BS: I want jools. Whuts the hold up? I wants mah jools from Claire's and Forever 21!
DS:....
DS: I'll give you this Frapp and bag of Cheetos if you wear the necklace all day.
BS: Okeydokey, paw. But tomorra Ah wants some jools!
Submitted by El Bastardo on August 10, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Damn, you're sooooo easy Hahahaha:o)
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Just like a microwave dinner, hunny - quick and easy:)
Thanks again! And have a great week (?)
See you!
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slooooooow day for celebrity drama! come on mk put the vodka down~ breakfast is over!
save a heart, break a penis.
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Damn, you're sooooo easy Hahahaha:o)
Bad enough Fergie in Deathproof!!
Cant stick around, see ya next week xxx
Congrats on the CT win, funny stuff!
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Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Yeah - and she STILL forgot the "n" in Jayden. WTF?
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She probably popped the bead in her nose when the counselor wasn't looking and she's still trying to cough it up. Idiot.
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El B. I'll help!
Where do we send them?! I can send you my ass too, if you like! But I don't think I could stand you being dead and Britney in a Tarantino movie all at the same time. I would break, fersure.
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Catching up on movie news on a lazy sunday home alone afternoon and.....
FILMMAKER Quentin Tarantino, who revived the career of John Travolta with Pulp Fiction, is looking to do the same for Britney Spears.
The UK's Daily Telegraph reports Tarantino is close to signing the fallen pop singer for a star role in a remake of Russ Meyer's 1965 arthouse classic Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Spears would play a lesbian stripper who kills a young man and takes his girlfriend hostage as her love slave.
"Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted,'' an anonymous source told the Daily Telegraph.
Now i'm gonna kill myself, bye 4eva!! :((((((
ps-i wont kill myself if at least 3 chicks send me topless pics, ta!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on August 10, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 12:55pm.
It looks like she made that necklace at crazy camp.
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LOL! Yeah, and the counselor laid out all the letters in proper spelling order cause the bitch can't spell worth shit.
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Yeah - and she STILL forgot the "n" in Jayden. WTF?
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Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 12:55pm.
It looks like she made that necklace at crazy camp.
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LOL! Yeah, and the counselor laid out all the letters in proper spelling order cause the bitch can't spell worth shit.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I wonder wtf her REAL hair looks like by now too? It definitely seems like she should have had plenty of time to have grown a decent head of hair. Maybe these weaves are destroying her follicular growth? I wonder if she even remembers she has two little babies and the necklace is supposed to remind her she even has them. Sad.
I like her earrings though.
Oh Bitch, please! Unfitney wearing the names of her kids on her necklace is a joke, since a Court yanked the kids from her custody.
Twatney's thinks this will convince people she actually gives a shit about her kids.
what??? let go of the weave? NEVAH! not in your wildest cheeto dreams, MK! the woman already let go of her Boot Moves *tearing* and now you want the weave?? do you want to take the fun out of our lives? I LIVE just for the day this woman goes back to her crazy old self, and i'll be damn if she decides she's gonna go "natural".. btw, those flippity floppitys probably melted with Brit's cheeto feetses' grease by now...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
It looks like she made that necklace at crazy camp.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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That is one NARSTY weave...
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
Hey, dramaqueen!! ♥ I know it's awful, but sooo entertaining! And you know she's only wearing those names around her neck so she can remember them.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
That looks like a necklace you'd make out of those kids toy sets from Woolies or somewhere similar.
I'm also trying to be nice and that's all I've got :/
Afternoon, all. IG, I just said the same thing to my hubby. I miss those Adnan-infused fake British rants!
& what a good mommy -- if she's wearing her kids' names, she's mommy of the year, right? What a freakin' joke!
It's nice to see the acne spreading to her chest. Nasty.
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Something is definitely wrong with her. She is always out shopping and I would think that is because she wants to buy nice clothing to look good (although she has TERRIBLE taste). Yet, she can't figure out that she looks like CRAP when she has messy hair and if her skin looks bad.
Sheeps, damn your NoScript! I want to dump it, and can't see how! It won;t show up in my add/remove programs, and I can't post pics now.....grrrr, am I just stupid?
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
we lost the ever immaculate Bernie Mac and still have this slag wandering the planet. just ain't right! that weave looks like one of the clone puppies!!
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where's my sauce, bitch?
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