It's Time To Let Go Of The Weave
How long is Brit Brit's real hair? Does she even have real hair? Maybe she only has two little hairs holding on to her scalp for dear life. The weave whores just superglue My Little Pony's tail directly onto her head. Shit, maybe her scalp grows fake hair.
I want to know what's hiding underneath that polyester mess. I bet the secret recipe for Starbucks' Frapp is tattooed on her head.
That being said, at least the weave looks sort of clean. I don't see Cheeto bits stuck in it, so she's doing alright.
Here's Brit Brit buying more clothes yesterday with her hot bodyguard. He's wearing too many clothes though. Brit Brit should make him wear a thong made out of Cheetos.
And she's wearing her son's names on her necklace, but isn't it SEAN and not PRESTON? Hey, at least she got one of his names right. You know she really wanted to wear her other necklace with the names Chester and Frapp on it.
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Ain't nothing about this bitch I'm ever gonna like. Nothing.
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I've known people with cancer and their hair grows back since they leave it alone. I'm wondering if she doesn't pull it out.
Submitted by Incognito on August 10, 2008 - 12:28pm.
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No amount of money can buy good taste..you know that saying about turning a pig's ear into a silk purse..whoever came up with that had just encountered Brit Brit.
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I don't get it. She's worth millions of dollars and that is the weave she can afford. I thought it was the emotional breakdown thing, but its been a year+ since then.
I have friends that spend anywhere between $150- $1500 for a full weave and it looks more natural and seamless then mines and she is telling me that is the best her stylist can do? Is she going to the Kentwood Wal*Mart in store beauty salon? Like wtf? The sad thing is, is that she looks pretty decent sans the hair, which will make a world of difference.
Britney call Tyra and get a lacefront or something. Anything really.
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Britney looks beautiful! She's like a rare and delicate flower. She is right on track to becoming America's Top Pop Princess again! Go Britney! She's also doing great with her kids and her man problems and family problems and stuff. I applaud you, Britney! You've really become a role model to a lot of people, especially young girls, and I appreciate the way you're using it. Maybe she can become a US Goodwill Ambassador?
Well she's starting to look a bit better. (I'm going to try and be nice today - it's Sunday)
Bad skin and accessories. But the weave's OK
C'mon Brit, show us some crazy. It's been a while. Just a little bit, please?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Her alleged bodyguard has that Kevin Costner douche-bodyguard earpiece.
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Her hair would be so much better looking if she's just started with a short cut and let it grow out
It's Stunt Britney!
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I would not wear those earrings with that necklace.
Hey Baldy - how's it hanging.
She's like a kid with a security blanket. If she wears a weave and it looks good (on the first day) she don't never want to let it go.
It would be SO damn easy to shave that girl's head once more and ship her off to a deserted island, and just leave her there for a year.feed her nothing but whole foods and surround her with only kind and thoughtful people who can handle a nutjob like that.
She looks better but it's the kinda better that is like. I "HAVE" to be better. I don't have time to be sick. If she's so unwell - she really shouldn't be working, you know?
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She has bald patches all over her head from years of abusing her hair. We will never see Brit's real hair again.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
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She's beyond too much forehead. She's back into the parietals now.
Is that Jason Statham? He must be in high demand as a bodyguard for looking like the Transporter.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
That's not the bodyguard she's supposedly bumping uglies with, is it? And I'm tired of waiting for her to go off the rails again. *stamps foot*
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