Sunday, August 10th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Week: Louise Robey

Birthday: March 14, 1960
Age: 48
Birth Name: Louise Anne Robey

Original Date of HS of the Day: August 9, 2008
Claim to Fame: Model turned pop star turned actress. She is best known for playing Micki in Friday the 13th: The Series. That shit was her last major role.

Where is she now? She lives in France and makes her living in music, writing songs and producing other bitches. Visit her MySpace to hear some of her music.

Why is she HS of the Week? Because of her amazing video for "One Night in Bangkok." I posted that shit yesterday, but it deserves an encore. I even had a dream about this avant-garde shit!






Lauver Management's picture

I enjoyed your entertaining comments about Louise Robey. One of these days someone is going to write a book about this fascinating and beautiful woman who has been through some unbelievable experiences. In the meanwhile, I'm privileged to be Louise's friend and personal manager. "Friday the 13th: The Series," of which Season 1 will be released to DVD on September 23rd, has had amazing staying power. A huge cult following of fans cannot seem to get enough of Louise and this show. It's currently playing on the Chiller TV network and rumored to be under consideration for an even wider airing on the Sci-Fi Network.

I am absolutely certain that new things are in store for Louise. She continues to write music and has been collaborating with some great French musicians. I've never seen her happier since she took up residence with her new husband Stan Shaffer in the bucolic French countryside. She is writing new music almost daily and helping Stan get his book about his career as a photographer ready for publishing. A half-world away in North America, the series residuals continue, the buzz continues, movie offers come in, music deals are afoot, and, yes, the inevitable tabloid jabs that every celebrity must weather. But Louise has been through even meaner words in print. One of the things I admire about her is her ability to laugh and let such words roll off her back. No one's gonna bring this lady down.

Oh, by the way. I heard a rumor floating around that in the photos of Louise credited by Stan that she is wearing hair extensions. Well, let me dispel that rumor. Those beautiful tresses are her own. I've got a few strands of her hair left behind in my family's guest room to prove otherwise! Sorry, don't bother looking on Ebay for them!

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WOW...I really liked the Friday the 13th series...
That video...much scarier !

I never knew her 1st name...I thought it was Robey.

moving on...

The extent of Robey's glamour never quits... she is also the former Countess of Burford. She has a title! From her bio on her website www.louiserobey.com:

"Robey married Charles Francis Topham de Vere Beauclerk, Lord of Burford in 1994. Burford is a small town near Oxford in the United Kingdom. Robey's marriage to the Earl has made her Countess of Burford. They have one son, James. Unfortunately, their marriage came to an end in early 2001, and the two share custody of their son."

shandi's picture

Someone posted her myspace page link in another thread about her. I went to it and one of her songs automatically plays. And the song is crap.

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paris herpes's picture

I couldn't listen to it either, but did find it quite hilarious in that self-conscious pomo 80s way. I've never even heard of Friday the 13th: The Series. I must have been 7 or 8 at the time when this show came out or something, and I watched TV ALL the time and never even saw that shit either. Damn, my mom!

Your face!

name_optional's picture

good in bed?
or a crazy mess?

perhaps a bit of both? ... hmmmm
wonders... in an 80s sort of daydream

She used to be cute.

Leatherette's picture

HOLYSHIT, I really wanted to like this, but had to stop it after less than 15 seconds, because her voice is beyond GRATING.

Sounds like a British phone operator on speed.

clementine's picture

Her boobies are crazy. They look like mangoes.

I hope I can still pull off the hot slut look when I'm 100 or whatever she is.

Also...without mentioning any names, perhaps certain people ought not criticize the lovely red-haired tresses of certain ladies when they themselves can't even construct a decipherable sentence, nevertheless spell or use correct grammar. And anyone who admires the mumblings of a vapid heiress shouldn't have the right to speak.

Mr. President's picture

I wonder if she's into younger guys.

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I use to love that show. My favorite was the one with the fugly girl who make guys fall in love with her by shining her satanic compact in their face. Classic. I also didn't know she was Robey, I always thought it was her cousin. Anyway, good choice!

I have a dance mix of this that's super corny, but I love it.

Noelegy's picture

A video for a song that is a cover of a song from a musical about chess...and the video itself is almost totally removed from the very concept of chess, except for the black-and-white floor.

P.S. What on earth was the deal with the bridal outfit?

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MegAlexa's picture

Does the remind anyone else of that Robin Sparkles video on "How I Met Your Mother?"

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mJAsgIIfNM)

Gry's picture

I'm still gone on her all these years later. I just loved how glamorous her character was and it was such a big deal to me that she had a different hairstyle in every episode.

mike's picture

That video (and her cover) is sooooo cheesy and awful.

That cover is seriously like some of the shit you'd see on American Idol. If you're going to do a cover of a song, you should make it your own, not perform it essentially in the manner of the creator. For good examples of covers, see Graham Parker's cover of Comfortably Numb, or The Feelies cover of Dancing Barefoot.

My goodness, it took me a day or two, but I finally remember this trash. I loved that show, though it was a bad one!!! MK, you definitely were raised by bad television, just like me!
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.

Green Is Good's picture

I liked the Friday the 13th t.v. show. I seem to recall she just went by "Robey".

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Submitted by Euphoria on August 10, 2008 - 5:27pm.
I don't know who this is, but she got her implants put in almost right under her chin

...I think those are her real cheeks!
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Mr. President's picture

Hot stuff, despite the fact that she is almost as old as Ali Lohan.

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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Euphoria's picture

I don't know who this is, but she got her implants put in almost right under her chin and that shit looks painful. Beautimous hair, though.

boomsy's picture

If that's a recent pic then she doesn't look bad to be pushing 50...that dress looks a little painful in the breast area, however; ouchy.

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Cunt.Gravy's picture

This gurl has red hair like that ugly girl Phlobee Price. Red hair is so uglee i feel sorry 4 ginger gurls like Louis here. What an awful name n ugly 80s career porn too. Nope,s he is not hot sutt of the month for me, no she isnt.

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HollyMadison's picture

was it supposed to be like Blondie's Rapture? the "Rapping" is terrible!!

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I think she'd be hot in a dress that fits, actually.

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Bjork You's picture

You go, Robey!

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Salem13's picture

I still have no idea who she is. She knida reminds me of Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice)

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meh.
never watched, never will.

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what a hot mess...lol
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I've been catching reruns of Friday the 13th on Chiller. Good choice MK.

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