Sunday, August 10th 2008
Katie Denim Watch '08
I woke up this morning and my first thought was "I wonder what Katie is wearing on her legs today?" No fucking joke. You know what? This is what Tommy Girl wants! I'm slowly becoming obsessed with her jeans. They are hypnotizing me. If I start craving barley and saying "glib" a lot, then I know I'm doomed.
She totally threw me off today. Black jeans? They look like JcPenney's version of skinny jeans. Skinny jeans for soccer moms. I'm hoping she's going to really throw me the fuck out of my chair tomorrow by wearing aqua acid washed overalls. I fucking hope!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 10, 2008 - 7:13pm.
What's with the briefcase?
Is she selling insurance now?
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Nope, it's Avon.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
She gets two thumbs up for those killa shades.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
MK, I daresay, You are brilliant!
Dont you all think it's weird that she is dressed like a boy yet the hermaphrodite midget makes his "daughter" wear dresses all the time? Even to the park to play?? Who does that to their kid? Let's put on gold mary janes and a dress and take our daughter to the park to play. WTF.
"They look like JcPenney's version of skinny jeans. Skinny jeans for soccer moms." LOL! MK you're so right!
No matter how hard she tries, she still looks like her Scientology Poster Boy's Mom.
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
Again, she looks retarded.
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
she's only dressed that way because there was an article in the New York Times yesterday about how attached NY women are to the color black... Tommy read it and told her to fall in line.
Submitted by bennettk on August 11, 2008 - 6:51am
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why won't you give this shit up. We who post here (mostly) have a damn brain and would never bother with your millionaire site. Take it to JJ or Perez.
Why the fuck does she always look so miserable??? I think regret is setting in. What happened to her always smiling and kissing him. She looks like someone that is going into the clink for life...oh wait.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Hey, I own black jeans. Denim gets boring every other year. I think she looks cool, more like a NYer than that other style.
I bet, she carries this briefcase in order to look more independent. Like: "I didn't sell my soul to Tommygirl! I didn't marry his money! Look at my clothes - I don't need his moneys, I got my own ($10,00 per week)! I've got a job - I'm a bussinesswoman, see the briefcase? "
Actually, I believe she carries this brifcase everywhere with her, because there are some pics of Tomygirl in Suri's clothes, wearing pampers.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on August 11, 2008 - 2:50am.
LOL! I was thinking more like her dignity and respect.
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LMAO! A good one!
And z-listed @ I love love love your avie (and the quote)!
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 10, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Has anybody even addressed the fact that she is ALWAYS carrying that gay, black, brief-case??? WTF???? Is she an attorney now? What the hell is in that brief-case?????
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Tom's body parts.
Little wonder why Posh dumped her fashion backwards ass!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 10, 2008 - 8:43pm.
I think basically she's attractive but Tom is slowly killing her. It's her life, but her career would probably have been the better for it if she waited until she was 35 to marry, or at least marry a straight boy her own age who isn't an ego maniacal leprechaun past his commercial and critical prime -- only because of his own zaniness.
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It's like you and Dr. Obvious were separated at birth! Wanna get married? It's ok if you're gay:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
I wonder if they'll stay that black all the time or they'll start to fade. I had a pair that were like that and now they're sorta faded. I've been looking for a pair just like those too. Yes I'm about as boring as Katie is for reals.
Your face!
Someone told her she looked lame in the other jeans, now look, you made Kate-Bot FEEL bad. Her jeans are really really boring here and they look like they're from JC Penney or some shit...!
Your face!
I bet he makes Katie Holmes dress in a suit and pretend she's John Travolta.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by sonne on August 11, 2008 - 1:32am.
Anyone else think Tom is trying to turn her into a "boy?" She's looking more masculine all the time.
Yep. Me *raises hand*. She's really looking more and more boyish. She wasn't the most fem chile on the block but she's really cutting all her fem features out now...
Anyone else think Tom is trying to turn her into a "boy?" She's looking more masculine all the time.
I am suspicious that the reason she doesn't smile when she by herself is because that is when her handlers take Suri and do their scientology brainwashing.
Do you know why she wears those big, dark-tinted glasses?
Because Tom Cruise ripped her eyes out and replaced them with peanut M&Ms.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Has she been completely cut off from her family?
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RIMADYL KILLS
Did she get her hair cut again? She looks more & more like a lesbian every day...not that there's anything wrong with that... :)
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"The crotch on those pants is INSANE!" Michael Kors
that dude looks hot, wait...
MK is not keeping up. She's been wearing more than one outfit a day. He missed her bump hiding mumu the other day.
woman who works out of her home, looking for office space.
She looks like Tom from Risky Business in these pics.
Hey, don't knock JC Penney. That's all some of us can afford!
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Computer says no
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 10, 2008 - 7:13pm.
What's with the briefcase?
Is she selling insurance now?
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LOL! I was thinking more like her dignity and respect.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
At least the black jeans are a better look than the "Farmer Joe Goes Out To The Barn To Slop The Hogs" $390 designer jeans.
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"My, my the clock in the sky is pounding away
There's so much to say..."
I think basically she's attractive but Tom is slowly killing her. It's her life, but her career would probably have been the better for it if she waited until she was 35 to marry, or at least marry a straight boy her own age who isn't an ego maniacal leprechaun past his commercial and critical prime -- only because of his own zaniness.
On a side note, I'll bet she's got a laptop in the briefcase, full of state secrets and softcore porn.
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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
Submitted by Euphoria on August 10, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 10, 2008 - 5:38pm.
I wore that same jacket. In 1990.
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I burnt that same jacket in 1992. ☺
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That was probably for the best. Ha ha!
She looks cute.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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What's with the briefcase?
Is she selling insurance now?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
one night in bangkok..
Dear Katie,
Please wear a skirt tomorrow to save Michael K and the d-listers from the torture and pain that you have put us through over the past week. This is the only way to save your soul. Thanks!
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A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
~Francoise Sagan~
Hey, she actually looks decent in those, eh?
Oh, Katie you couldn't pull off being the successful, working soccer mom/actress to save your life. Leave the briefcase at home.
Submitted by boomsy on August 10, 2008 - 3:19pm.
You guys are missing out on the sex lesson over on the crazy dog lady thread...
Cool! I need some lessons. *stumbling over, pants around ankles*
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Aperitif for Destruction
|@ Cunt.Gravy:
But she was SO CUTE! We want her back!
Never great - but SO CUTE.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
There she goes
There she goes again!
Runnin outta brain
And I just can't contain
This nausea -- bitch buy a BRAIN!
Who cares if she cuts her hair, wears certain clothes, and gives up control of her shitty-ass career?! These are all things I'd trade for millions of dollars, and at least she doesn't have to fuck her sham husband and she got to have someone else gestate and deliver her sham-yet-legally-binding child. Sounds like she got a better deal than most of the gold-digging hos MK always criticizes for not doing it right. Katie erred in letting Tom Cruise have custody after their obligatory shame divorce, however. Those are thousands of dollars of severance/child-support your dumb ass will be missing out on, ho!
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
You guys are missing out on the sex lesson over on the crazy dog lady thread...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
She reminds me of Lady Diana Spencer, BEFORE the engagement. Maybe Tom can drive her through a tunnel in Paris someday, or through Paris' tunnel, same thing.
I love black jeans. I also have several pairs of purple, sparkly jeans.
Black jeans look good on Katie. Much better thna those horrid blue shit yesterday.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 6:13pm.
Look at those pix and sing "There She Goes" by Sixpence to yourself (or out loud, if you know anything about pitch or live alone). Tell me that it doesn't fit.
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It fits perfectly, Sheepsie.
It just seems like nothing different ever happens. I guess that's what happens when you stalk a woman 24/7 just to spy her jeans...she needs a montage so we can get to the good parts;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Let me clarify: I meant the 'There She Goes' song, not the one Leatherette is singing...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel