Breathtaking.......
Oh. My. God. I am seriously hyperventilating over these gorgeous pictures of The Empress of Lucite in her royal garb last night! She even wore the official royal ribbon over her exquisite lucite heels.
Just when I think there's no way she can outdo herself in the "elegant" department, she does. Webster's dictionary owes it to the world to change the meaning of the word elegant to simply "Shauna Sand." The word should only be used to describe Shauna and nothing else!
Last night, Shauna took off her royal coochie cutters outside of Foxtail in West Hollywood. Shauna, being the saint that she is, probably decided to do the lovely people of Los Angeles a gift by cleaning up the air with her beautifully scented vagina. Her chocha probably smells like a million Little Tree air fresheners. No, her chocha is like a fucking Febreze factory.
These pictures of Shauna will dance in my dreams tonight. Here's more of her last night and also getting her nails done earlier in the day. They probably used liquid rubies to paint her nails.
ShareThis
Deb!! I be good. And I don't know about that, although I did take a second look at some lucites at Marshall's the other day. :)
**************************************
"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I just dared to click on the closeup shot of her. What the hell kind of lip liner action is going on there? She might as well start the line right under her nose and end it at the bottom of her chin!
And her mouth looks like a pink frosty anus!
Someone get Carmindy on the phone.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 11, 2008 - 1:20am.
I like her shoes, her body, and her hair. I'd be happy if my face was copypasta'ed onto her body.
But yeah, unfortunately, the sucky part of wearing awesome shoes is that your feet look and smell awful.
Khensu, the smell is part of the romance! lol Eww.
IG!
How the heck are you, Sparky?
((you are a much more glamorous chickie than Shauna))
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I was practically a virgin when I slept with **** and so that was a pretty momentous moment in my life..." Practically is not an option when it comes to virginity.
I don't get it. Was she getting too hot in her shorts? Just too many layers of clothes on top of the layers of spray tan? Maybe her ankles were getting hot and she just needed some air.
I mean, I've randomly disrobed before... but never in front of strangers. Well, not strangers with cameras... Well, not cameras that I was sober enough to see.
I like her shoes, her body, and her hair. I'd be happy if my face was copypasta'ed onto her body.
But yeah, unfortunately, the sucky part of wearing awesome shoes is that your feet look and smell awful.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Hasnt Britney already done this look before, in fact she one upped it with a extra surprise....
http://www.keepitlegit.com/2008/01/britney-spears-period-picture.html
...and Amy Winehouse has been snapped wearing a fucking diaper. The only thing shocking would be to see them wearing fruit of the loom granny panties.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by islandgirl on August 11, 2008 - 1:17am.
BWAHAHAHAHA
I've actually seen that, looked like someone took a Brillo pad to a firetruck's paint.
***********************************************
Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Poor thing has got to have some serious foot sores. My feet hurt just looking at that shit she manages to wear and actually wobble about without falling down.
Deb, point taken. I don't give a flying fuck if you like me either but point taken.
VooDoo - I am pretty sure Shitney already set the bar by foregoing the tampon altogether.
------------------------------------------------
Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 11, 2008 - 1:14am.
Not only will Brit be the first, she'll have the whole box jammed up there. Or the whole machine from the gas station restroom. And a pap.
***********************************************
Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 11, 2008 - 1:14am.
hahahaha Team VAl!!!!!!! You are killing me!
I am surprised that these celeb twats have not gone for that yet with the paps....climbing out of their hot cars, pantieless with a tampon string haning out.........give it some time.....maybe a couple years from now, but mark my words IT WILL HAPPEN. We need to place bets on who will do it first!
-------------------------------------------------
My money is on Bea Arthur. :)
**************************************
"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by VooDooVixen,
And what a fashion statement you would be making for a few days every month! Maybe get one of the old time belts that used to hold a pad to wear as a choker too!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I was practically a virgin when I slept with **** and so that was a pretty momentous moment in my life..." Practically is not an option when it comes to virginity.
hahahaha Team VAl!!!!!!! You are killing me!
I am surprised that these celeb twats have not gone for that yet with the paps....climbing out of their hot cars, pantieless with a tampon string haning out.........give it some time.....maybe a couple years from now, but mark my words IT WILL HAPPEN. We need to place bets on who will do it first!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
She would have a more toned body, and younger looking face if she ate a bit more. Iam still stunned how she is married to a gorgeous younger guy when she looks like a car ran over and stretched her plastic face sideways.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 11, 2008 - 1:09am.
She'll trip over the string, and I'm not sure those airbags are rated for that kind of impact.
***********************************************
Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
DebFrmHell my beloved......I was thinking more along the lines of a beautiful white Kotex tampon ensconsed in the lucite.......so bold, and yet so avant garte!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
She's running out of places to stuff those dollar bills - er, loose change.
------------------------------------------------
Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I can smell orange starburst candies from here...
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
I can smell orange starburst candies from here...
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 11, 2008 - 1:05am.
I'd rather do my normal day to day than look like something an oompah loompah shat out though.
***********************************************
Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
VooDoo,
I think you would look lovely in the lucites with the flowers inside!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I was practically a virgin when I slept with **** and so that was a pretty momentous moment in my life..." Practically is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Thanx Team Valtrex, good to be back in the swing of Dlisted......I love the riDICKulous celebrity chaos compaired to my "normal" life chaos! Things have been too intense lately!!!
If I only had the "problems" of deciding what shade of orange to attain, or which trampolina lucite heels to don........or God forbid.....what night club to get drunk at.......ahhhhh the life of Shauna Sand!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 11, 2008 - 12:59am.
she probably has Body Dysmorphic Disorder. She keeps having surgeries/adjustments that she doesn't need.
**********************************************
She's getting Body Disgorgement Disorder, I almost lost custody of my dinner looking at that sagging ass.
***********************************************
Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 10, 2008 - 11:54pm.
Team Valtrex you are so right on so many levels!
I do believe Miss Sand has a psychological disorder.......
spectrophobia: fear of looking in a mirror
LOL. Name appropriate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I was practically a virgin when I slept with **** and so that was a pretty momentous moment in my life..." Practically is not an option when it comes to virginity.
she probably has Body Dysmorphic Disorder. She keeps having surgeries/adjustments that she doesn't need.
************************************************
Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 11, 2008 - 12:54am.
It can't be easy for her trying to be a has been when she's a never was. They can't inject relevance.
And btw, VooDoo, great to see you!
***********************************************
Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Team Valtrex you are so right on so many levels!
I do believe Miss Sand has a psychological disorder.......I really believe there is something seriously wrong with her!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Not that we shouldn't be constantly refreshing the Dlisted page... but that Jossip soap opera shit is off the rails! NOTE: Dlisted is the undisputed queen of the gissip(misspelled on purpose).
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 11, 2008 - 12:48am.
They're probably better off as latchkey kids.
***********************************************
Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 11, 2008 - 12:44am.
TV, *sigh*.
The problem is. Some paranoid whacko freaks still play the "mouse" card ALL THE FREAKING TIME.
And yet, I AM SUPPOSED TO GET OVER IT?
Give me a mutha fuckn' break.
Yeah, I'm full on bitch now. I'm not as nice and why? Because that seemed to mean I was manipulating! WTF? I can't do anything RIGHT! I fucking give up on being nice to people who don't deserve my kindness. Fuck 'em.
-And, before I turn this thread all about ME which is tarded...uhm Shauna...please get a better pedicure.
Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't this oompa loompa orange, lucite heel wearing whore, a MOTHER?!?!?!? Where are her kids? When does she spend time with them? God, I want to bust her in the chops.........she makes me want to puke. What an orange twat!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Hokey dokey.
Resuming site's good judgement on edits....
Thank you, by the way.
DOT!
Try reading the fucking comments instead of some kneejerk reaction to an imaginary insult, you fucking twat. NOT ONE FUCKING THING ABOUT MOUSE! YOU ARE PARANOID!!!!! And Guess what. It is the internet. I could give a good rats ass whether you like me or not. Quit bringing your personal bitches to the board. Sick and tired of reading this same shit every 3-4 days...No one, I repeat myself, No one would give a flying shit if either of us ever came back to this site! They might be a little curious for a few days, but after that.... Hello?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I was practically a virgin when I slept with **** and so that was a pretty momentous moment in my life..." Practically is not an option when it comes to virginity.
I was also slandered on the notorious list. 8 months ago. I let it go, because there really isn't anything to it and it really doesn't matter to me what the opinion is of one person who lashed out to get attention.
***********************************************
Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
this skrank reps what hollywierd has become.
very little talent left, just alot of silicon corn flakes.
____________________________
Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
I'm tellin' ya, read the Jossip soap opera thread! You won't regret it.
http://www.jossip.com/soap-opera-weekly-editor-carolyn-hinsey-fired-2008...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 11, 2008 - 12:36am.
Fuck that shit, Deb. I beg to differ. People here have been labeled "Mouse" over and fucking over continuously to the point of nauseum. FUCK YOU if you think it's such a simple thing as "let it go" because there are "others" here who won't let that shit go. Sorry and I like you but I'm not in the fucking mood to parse words with you.
FUCK!
Dot,
All of this BS went down 8 or 9 months ago. The only one who continues to beat the whole subject to death is you. We all know you and who you were and guess what, you are here and posting. No one is complaining and in most cases you are funny, snarky or sweet.
Leave this shit go. Please. It would be totally forgotten about except for you continuously bringing it up. With no encouragemnt from anyone else. All of a sudden out of nowhere, you start this same fucking rant. It is almost word for word the same crap.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I was practically a virgin when I slept with **** and so that was a pretty momentous moment in my life..." Practically is not an option when it comes to virginity.
*thwacks self*
arguing with trouble makers is like playing ping pong on your own forehead. *note to self*
Submitted by myeager,
Buy add space. This place is no place for a spammer!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I was practically a virgin when I slept with **** and so that was a pretty momentous moment in my life..." Practically is not an option when it comes to virginity.
-And I'm outta here.
Too much tomfoolery for my weak heart.
ok I know I already posted on this topic but I was looking through the pictures and that gap between her legs is as big as the grand canyon. I seriously bet you could fit a watermelon in there.
visit my blog if you are bored:
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 10, 2008 - 11:56pm.
I thought you gave up your stupid, fucked up grammar bullshit.
You already have shown your hand. It's a bit silly to keep up with the sad lingo. ;p
From wiki:
"Playboy centerfold appearance
May 1996
Preceded by Gillian Bonner
Succeeded by Karin Taylor
Born September 2, 1971 (1971-09-02) (age 36)
San Diego, California
Measurements Bust: 33D
Waist: 22
Hips: 33
Natural bust;: Yes
Height 5 ft 4 in (1.63 m)
Weight 98#
Currently, NO WAY, is the bust natural.
No way, does she weigh 98#. The boobs alone must weigh 30.....
Is this what males in the US think is ideal???
YUK! unless there's intellect to justify.....
Ged itt Dot! I suppert u gurl! We women hav got 2 stick 2getha 4eva and keep it reelz! Letz all just get along and have funt tallking bout hoz like Sjauna Sandz musty crusty clam ragout platter.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
WTF? This stupid bitch goes out in public in her panties, then takes them OFF before she gets in the car! Was she taking a nap, then woke up and decided to go get her nails done & then to the clubs? Maybe, except for the 7 pounds of makeup she's wearing...and what's with the orange "glow" she has about her? Not attractive...
______________________________________________
"The crotch on those pants is INSANE!" Michael Kors
sweet jesus...where is shauna's pimp? did he let her go on the stroll dressed like this?
_____________________________________________
butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
This big titty boob monster maks me sick! She is a ugly vagina and looks like her butt! And why is she orange? Why? One day God picked out a booger and rubbed in shit and lo, there was Shauna Sand.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton