Breathtaking.......
Oh. My. God. I am seriously hyperventilating over these gorgeous pictures of The Empress of Lucite in her royal garb last night! She even wore the official royal ribbon over her exquisite lucite heels.
Just when I think there's no way she can outdo herself in the "elegant" department, she does. Webster's dictionary owes it to the world to change the meaning of the word elegant to simply "Shauna Sand." The word should only be used to describe Shauna and nothing else!
Last night, Shauna took off her royal coochie cutters outside of Foxtail in West Hollywood. Shauna, being the saint that she is, probably decided to do the lovely people of Los Angeles a gift by cleaning up the air with her beautifully scented vagina. Her chocha probably smells like a million Little Tree air fresheners. No, her chocha is like a fucking Febreze factory.
These pictures of Shauna will dance in my dreams tonight. Here's more of her last night and also getting her nails done earlier in the day. They probably used liquid rubies to paint her nails.
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Submitted by Euphoria on August 10, 2008 - 7:39pm.
She is one botox/restylane lip injection away from this (minus the hair):
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OK, what in the name of fuck was that? Oh lordy!! And is it possible to be grossed out and laugh at the same time?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Ah Bradiful, I DON"T wear mom jeans. I wear Action Slacks from Sears. I still love you though.
http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_045J0005000P
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Does she wear those shoes when she does laundry, bathes her daughters, goes to sleep at night???
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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She is one botox/restylane lip injection away from this (minus the hair):
http://www.unboundedmedicine.com/wp-content/hemorrhoidal%20prolapse.jpg
Looks like she started destroying her face after she married Lorenzo Lamas, I wonder if he made her feel like she needed to change or it was all in her crazy head (likely the latter). Her acting skillzzzz are beyond reproach!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srjOdUfI86I
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It's funny that she thinks she is a real hot fox and we are all laughing AT her because she is a fucking trainwreck skanky whore.....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 7:24pm
Merci lady!!!
So, I'm eating Dove chocolates, again, and the message in the last one said:
"Life may change us, but we start and end family."
I ♥ My Big FatAss Mom Jean wearing fake family.
On T: She's much more orange than usual.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
You know, she looks mentally challenged in the main picture and flat-out retarded in the first thumbnail under the main picture.
did she go into the plastic surgeons office and say make me look like i have a big swollen asshole where my mouth should be? and why?
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
This leather-skinned cum gutter is disgusting: the body, the face, that yarn-like wig and her chicken bone legs.
Hurry up and die in a pool of your own vomit, whore.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Wow. Usually I fail to marvel. But honestly this makes me totally gay for her. You are wrong bitch looks hawt!
She operates a vehicle with that lucite shit strapped to her feet?? If she is going to insist on such 24/7 elegance she needs one of those button-controlled vans that paraplegics use.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on August 10, 2008 - 7:23pm.
@leatherette,
Holy moly I checked out that pic - W the F did she do to herself?? Epidural Botox?
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wouldn't doubt it
whatever happened to just lifting up whatever sags to where it used to be and tucking only what's been stretched out??? With her original face, looks like that's all she needed to do to stay looking about 10 years younger, as well as keep her skin out of the sun and tanning beds. But dumb bitch fucked it up majorly.
The 2 dollar whores on my street corner are suing her for copyright infringement.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 10, 2008 - 7:24pm.
WOO-HOO, PURPLE DRANKS!
I won't Euphoria. This BIG BUTT MOM can cover her own ASS TAXES.
Mmmmm, purple drank and a bong hit.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
MK honey we need to get you a new botox goddess to pray to. this broad is used up beyond belief.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 10, 2008 - 7:23pm.
@leatherette,
Holy moly I checked out that pic - W the F did she do to herself?? Epidural Botox?
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That is a psychological pictorial for the term "low self-esteem."
Euphoria on August 10, 2008 - 7:19pm
PURPLE DRANKS all around.
Bust a Boot Move!!!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Bradiful, for your anniversary, I pass the bong to you.
DeeDee, you will get the same.....:)
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
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Submitted by DeeDee on August 10, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Just don't be asking me to pay your ass or your wig taxes.
Geez, not even factoring in the aging process this ho has jacked herself up fo sho!!!
She was much prettier before butchering herself up. Bitch crazy.
@leatherette,
Holy moly I checked out that pic - W the F did she do to herself?? Epidural Botox?
LMAO BB and Euphoria! I hope you bitches are around when I have my first anniversary.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
I don't think they put enough lip gloss on her for that Playboy Cover.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Submitted by DeeDee on August 10, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Matching dildo and cock ring? Two matching dildos? Two matching cock rings? How about drinks all around?!
a grown woman thinks it is appropriate to dress like that and to disrobe in public?
what is wrong with women in LA?
Thanks DreamyAguileraEyes!
DeeDee, sure, why not, and some green beans.
OKAY WOW!
*pays copyright ass tax for the use of OKAY WOW!*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Euphoria on August 10, 2008 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 10, 2008 - 7:11pm.
She WAS pretty. She sure has some UFO flying saucer nipples/aureolas!
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srsly, those some coffee cup saucers there!
and here's the Playboy cover shot:
http://www.enflyer.com/app/file_root/2608/Images/Shauna-Sands.jpg
unbelievable
Submitted by Leatherette on August 10, 2008 - 7:11pm.
She WAS pretty. She sure has some UFO flying saucer nipples/aureolas!
I'm still stuck on the last post, because I'm sick of the fucking jeans, so Katiebot, take note! This is how you decide what to wear. There is no reason to endlessly labor over the jeans. Rolled, skinny, pegged, diaper-style? You aren't stylish and you never will be, so just be a whore and take them off. It's easier.
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A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
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yeah Leatherette, she was pretty then...but she still had saucer sized nipples......now they are wonky saucer sized nipples
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
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She could make good money in Tijuana.
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Happy 1 year anniversary BB! What is the DL equivalent of a good first anniv. gift? A good blooping?
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
NSFW and I'm guessing this is one of her Playboy shots, but DAMN did she fuck up her face -- she was pretty back then:
http://hem.passagen.se/sawco/shauna009.jpg
Talent... with a Capital T! Look out Hollywood!
zomay on August 10, 2008 - 7:05pm
♥♥♥♥♥ & smooches!
DLISTED is like a big road trip, we've covered A LOT of territories.
Most important thing I've gotten, I am not alone in how I feel about celebrity in general and now thanks to the DL I am a full fledged Anderson Cooperloon!
I even signed up to CNN.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Those lips would give a proctologist nightmares.
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Please respect the caviar!
She looks like the day shift "wait staff" during the "Gentlemen's Lunch" at the Parkway Tropics in Grand Rapids, where third-shift guys from the tool and die shops drop in for beer and brats before going home to pass out for the afternoon.
How glamorous she is! And by glamorous I of course mean unconscionably whorish.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 11, 2008 - 12:01am.
She looked like this is in the daytime?
This isn't exactly a transition outfit.
Today's My One Year Anniversary at DLISTED!
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Congrats BB!
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 10, 2008 - 6:55pm.
nothing says class like taking off your panties in a parking lot in front of a crowd of people with cameras.
I only wish I could have been there to run up and spray her down with Lysol when the opportunity presented itself.
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think of the chilfren!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
BRADIFUL, only a year? Geez I feel like i have known you forever. :)
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Holy jeebus! I literally had a little somethin' come up when I witnessed that 7th thumbnail. Her face is truly vomit-inducing.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 10, 2008 - 6:59pm.
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Mmmm hot chips and barbeque sauce. And a chico roll. Perfecto!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoHDKXWoSA&feature=related
Submitted by Sheeps on August 10, 2008 - 11:45pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 10, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Christina was 17 when she did that shoot. It was for her first album. Feels like a lifetime ago!
It was! I'd say more but the age of majority is 18. "She looks nice."
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Submitted by angel_i on August 10, 2008 - 11:50pm.
Well, I see her once by the car...and once by the pagoda...now maybe she calls those ones shorts. But I'm pretty sure the stringy ones underneath came off at some point too...
UGH. I just grossed myself out.
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Here in lies the proble. I know better than to click on a thumbnail which shows a woman trying to take shorts off.
This is Shuana any stringy bits probably belong to her & not part of her undies.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
does this woman realize she is the joke of the town, alongside pp of course, but she is a caricature of her former normal self (the original body, boobs, face, lips, etc she was born with) she is truly hideous, how are her lips enviable? i just don't get it...
She looked like this is in the daytime?
This isn't exactly a transition outfit.
Today's My One Year Anniversary at DLISTED!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
@Joe
I'd never heard of this bint until I came to dlisted but I can't imagine she ever looked ok! She wouldn't last long on Sutton's beach on Boxing Day, the seagulls would surely mistake her for a hot chip dipped in bbq sauce.