Monday, August 11th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Keira Knightley On Vogue Magazine
This is only getting a Photoshop Award, because you know they added some meat to her bones. But they really should have added a wig to her head. What the hell kind of GD hair is that?! It looks like she got into a fight with a Flowbee and LOST! Wait...is that what Brit Brit looks like without her weave?
Maybe their inspiration was Kimberly's shaved head from Melrose Place?
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otherwise you're 100 % correct
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I thought this was an old cover from the 90's.. then I saw that it was that godawful Miss Knightley.
I just want to slap her. It's almost like she's looking at me and sayin, "Even with Fire Marshall Bill hair, they STILL love me!"
*gagging*
Where's the Weekly World News when you need it, all thats left are these trash magazines that make our children feel inadequate, like being the wrong color and the wrong weight. Photoshopping goes to far. The Gods Must be Crazy.
WOW! What is this Fuckery?....i'm speechless.....
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every damn role, she acts the same. she doesn't make any facial expressions-- just stares like a dimwit. Is that even acting?
meh. too skinny, no shape, and tons and tons of make up and collagen.
she probably stopped menstrating years ago.
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 1:12am.
Exactly.
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Oh, this is just awful! Not even a power dyke would have that haircut!
Her hair looks like matted hair you see on a vingtage barbie doll in the Goodwill.
Chris Eccleston...
You forgot Naomi Watts.
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
I firmly believe in truth in advertising.
I don't mind if photos are retouched so long as there is some notice of the retouching (e.g., no wrinkles, no freckles, trimmed limbs, skin color etc.).
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This is god-fucking-awful! The twisty velvet wrap shirt, the wispy bangs, and the jewelry that looks like my father's watch-band. WTF is this? And is she wearing two belts? I am so confused!
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A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
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Bitch isn't worthy of quotation marks.
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fashion is one of the most BS industries that in today's world SHOULD NOT EXIST. The only reason clothes are needed are for warmth--why the fuck in August are we wearing clothes? Because the same magazines that promote fashion try and make you ashamed of your body and for some reason being naked is taboo. If clothing/makeup/shoes/etc were no longer produced, we could save so much oil and stop so much child labor. It's RIDICULOUS.
The ideal world is nudist
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
i read that the vogue sells dropped. umm..wonder why? this horrible cover wouldn't make me buy the magazine. keira looks much better than this. and who was the hairstylist...the cat???
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 11, 2008 - 11:04am.
Fuck I hate this bitch. The trifecta of shitty British actresses: Keira Fucking Knightley, Sienna "I fuck everything with a penis" Miller, and Emma "I can't wait to start fucking everything with a penis" Watson.
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Kiera would be "I scoff at the thought of fucking anyone with a penis."
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
NO thanks Keira we already have a winnona rider
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Fuck I hate this bitch. The trifecta of shitty British actresses: Keira Fucking Knightley, Sienna "I fuck everything with a penis" Miller, and Emma "I can't wait to start fucking everything with a penis" Watson.
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Even beyond her hair, look at this bitch's outfit! Are sure this a Vogue cover?!? Horrid.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Sexiest Duchess?
Fergie just peed.
Fall fashion blows chunks, I have seen a few fall issues so far.
And on every cover a celeb.
Nast.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
That's exactly what my hair would look like if I washed it and then put it in a ponytail and it air-dried. I wonder how much the stylist was paid to make her look like that.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
what a shit cover!
KK is pretty....you wouldn't know it from this.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
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this is a really hideous cover. what happened to beauty?
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oh goody! some one finally yanked this whiney bitch up by her hair! had she had more food it wouldnt have fallen out
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