Monday, August 11th 2008

Tommy Girl Wants "Big Hands"

Tommy Girl makes a cameo in the upcoming "Tropic Thunder" and Ben Stiller told Elle Magazine (via MSNBC) that Tommy had some specific thoughts about his character.

Ben said, “Tom said… ‘I want to play the studio guy. I want to dance, and I want to have big hands.' I’d never thought about the size of a character’s hands, ever. …Tom was doing this little dance, and I was like, ‘This is insane. If this thing was on YouTube, it would be all over the world. It would be a crazy screensaver.’

There's a simple explanation for this, of course. Tommy Girl asked for "bigger hands" because his baby gerbil fist isn't enough for John Travolta's hungry hole anymore. Johnny needs a watermelon. When Ben Stiller agreed, Tommy did his "horny alien dance" because he knew his bigger hands would make Johnny's hole slobber like a panting Mastiff on a hot summer's day.



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Submitted by lara on August 11, 2008 - 10:15am.
Let me give you some info on the CO$ this website will inform you as to how ruthless these thugs are please read all the info.This site has statements from former members and how some have actually died and read up on SP's Nicole Kidman is an SP and that's why she does not have her children.
http://www.enturbulation.org/

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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on August 11, 2008 - 9:41am.
If I am not mistaken I always thought big feet meant big meat which as I gather Tommy Girl is lacking.Tommy Girl also has a bad case of dyslexia
which could add to her confusing one appendage for the other.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

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I wonder where this little gerbil has been hiding?

Honky's picture

didn't he think about the size of David Duchovny's hands when he played that hand model JP Prewitt in Zoolander??

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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His last role before he goes totally batshit should be John Edwards' bio. They have a lot in common, one thing being they think they're fooling everyone. Transparent, fake, nothings.

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tommy Girl is getting weirder and weirder every day.

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"Big hands, I know you're the one!" :)

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Submitted by dementa on August 11, 2008 - 9:21am.

What is with this freak and dancing around?

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 9:31am.

That's Tommy Girl's mating dance. He got turned on by Ben Stiller and just couldn't keep his crotch in one place.

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lol. Thank you :)

They call it "disconnecting" from "suppressive persons," so nobody in the cult will have non-cult friends. If you're rich, they then surround you with new "friends."

Nicole Kidman's refusal to shun her "suppressive" father is reportedly one of the reasons Tommygirl dumped her ass.

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Tommy Girl's wrists are too limp to support big hands. She'd have to get an assistant to move the hefty mitts around for her. Now there's a dream job.

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Submitted by lara on August 11, 2008 - 10:15am.
seriously, doesn't he have any friends that care for him?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 11, 2008 - 12:52pm

Yes, I can see how he would be that much of a pain in the ass to get a golf cart to take him 50 feet. Why is he such a putz? I understand his mother and father are sweet, lovely people. Maybe they spoiled the shit out of their only son. I think the side that was shown on "Extras" was absolutely authentic and perhaps a bit generous.
Gervais is a genius to have gotten him to be so self-effacing. Maybe Stiller just didn't "get it".

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Any chance Stiller could be joking?

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Submitted by lara on August 11, 2008 - 1:15pm.
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hey i'm betting that he's been a complete ASSHOLE to all his friends so he doesnt have anymore, they all dumped his ass. he seems like he's one of those people that correct you everytime you say 2 words, is a backseat driver, and an annnoying name dropper/cell phone talker. plus he thinks he's right and everyone is wrong, so why would he change?

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Submitted by chin chin on August 11, 2008 - 1:16pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on August 11, 2008 - 12:19pm.

Big hands? Please. Try jazz hands.
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jizz hands would work here also
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Very true! What's a pesky little vowel between friends anyway? :)

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Submitted by islandgirl on August 11, 2008 - 12:19pm.

Big hands? Please. Try jazz hands.
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jizz hands would work here also

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Maybe fellow lesbian, Rosie, can decoupage him something to make him feel more adequate.

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ok. i don't know much about scientology but i see everybody thinks this religion is evil. everybody gets to laugh about Tom and it maybe funny to some people. what i don't understand why nobody tries to help Tom. seriously, i believe he is friends with these big movie makers. why don't they try to open his eyes. i don't believe tom means evil or to hurt people, but this religion is bad for him. i really like Tom and don't like the fact that he is ridiculed for this nonsense religion. people need to stage an intervention. look how well it worked for Britney.
seriously, doesn't he have any friends that care for him?

C Word, you mean she has a bigger dingdong than Tommygirl's? :) Makes sense...

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Hahahahhahahahahha "Jazz Hands""" Very good Islandgirl

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Submitted by Gry on August 11, 2008 - 12:58pm.
He looks more like a middle-aged lesbian every day.

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Funny you say that...I think the same thing about his wife.

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He looks more like a middle-aged lesbian every day.

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Ohhkaaaaay, Tommy.

That hands comment was Freudian as hell, girlfriend.

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Submitted by Barb Dwyer on August 11, 2008 - 9:37am.

I have heard that too.....Ben Stiller took a golf cart to go FIFTY FEET to the set. Would NOT walk.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 11, 2008 - 8:34am.

Tom. Go Away. Take your rolled up jeans wearing wife with you.

I SECOND THAT MOTION. All in favor say 'AYe!'

I'm speechless. This is the closest Tommy is ever gonna get to an admission. It also shows why Katiebot has been alone lately. Tommy is jealous of her big barley mitts. Give it another year and Suri will be a distant memory.

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Oh, Tommy Girl... has Xenu scrubbed your brain of all reality that you forgot the FOOT/penis size relation?
This guy is so frickin' lame.

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Oooh he has the John Edwards smile in this picture! Creeeeeepay!

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Who did Tammy's hair implants? They look pretty good, assuming that is not a rug she is wearing in the photos.

For ever so long Missy was sporting that strange 'do' with the bangs - no doubt to cover up the 'in-process' hairplant work.

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"big hands"..so in tommy speak "big hands" means big tools going in his no no places...size queen...
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Big hands often mean big meat, and since Tammy has tinymeat she hopes big hands will give the opposite impressia!

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Yeah, it's totally not ironic for Ben Stiller to make fun of someone for being short and having small hands...

I HATE Ben Stiller. I also HATE Tom Cruise. Stupid elves with Napoleon complexes. Why are they both still around while Bernie Mac is dead? *sob*

Man hands? I don't get it. Does he like want the prop department to fashion him a set of larger hands with papier mache and chicken wire? Does he want them to CGI big massive hands on his wrists in post-production? I don't get it Tom. Why are such a fucking enigma you weird little freak???

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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
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It's ridiculous when you think about it. This cult has reduced what should be the biggest movie star of our generation to a pathetic joke that couldn't carry a movie in a bag now. The cult has robbed him of his reputation, his respect, and I have no doubt that they'll take his fortune too. He's totally brainwashed and too blind to see it. It's a shame, but I think that people just want him to disappear, even fans that used to love him. :(

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God GMD is such a freak, no amount of jean wearing photo ops of zombie bride & robo baby can save his career.

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Hahahaha! This make me LOL times. Baby gerbil fist.

Is it the drugs or is it the C0$ that makes Tom Cruise talk like he's just smoked a few doobies??

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I have no affinity for Cruise whatsoever but the idea of this asswipe Stiller getting him to play a cameo and then making fun of him because he was throwing out ideas to make his character funny in his eyes, is really quite nasty. Which does not surprize me a bit because I know several people who have worked with him and thought he was a real asshole. Quite nasty indeed.

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Tom. Go Away. Take your rolled up jeans wearing wife with you.

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I can't believe I thought this dude was hot back in the 90's. It's amazing what PR (and the lack of it) can do to an actor.

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That's Tommy Girl's mating dance. He got turned on by Ben Stiller and just couldn't keep his crotch in one place.

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Tommy wants man hands just like Wonky McValtrex's.

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If Stiller had taped Toms little dance and put it on YouTube I might actually have a modicum of respect for him and might have even been convinced to see this flick.
Robert Downey Jr can't save it now..can he?

soul's picture

tombot should join the Rockettes if he wants to dance or become a mime.
Ben Stiller the only reason to see this for me.

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The only interest in this post is MK mentioned Mastiff's! My dream dog!!!

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I would only see this film for two reasons, and their names are Robert Downey Jr. and Jack Black.

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If I were Tommy Girl I would want to be real boy who was taller.

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Im so mad cray cruise is in this movie cause it looks REALLY FUNNY and I really want to see it... hate to have to put more $ in his scientogoly pockets for it :( BOOOO
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Many groups are asking for a boycott because of the words used to describe mentally and/or physically challenged people. Who would see a Ben Stiller movie anyway? He's not funny.

Adding Tom only gives more reasons not to see this snoozefest.

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Tom Cruise has been obsessed with hands since his high school days when he wanted to enter the seminary. No one knows hands like Ms. Cruise. From dipping them in paraffin wax to coating them with Crisco up to his elbows, Ms. Cruise partakes in may hands-on activities that require his mitts to be in tip-top shape.

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