Monday, August 11th 2008
Wino Found!
Thank the crack gods for this Wino fix! The withdrawals were getting really ugly. I mean, I almost chewed off half of my toe nails.
The Crackie of Camden was spotted outside of a recording studio in East London this past weekend. She's alive! Well, that statement is up for debate. Wino was last spotted on July 28th. How the hell have the ice pop vendors stayed in business without their Wino?!
And her crack hive looks a little sickly. Does it have a toothache? Is that why that scarf is wrapped around it?
Sigh. I'm already feeling better, but it's nothing like my first Wino hit. Chasing the Wino!
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Bradiful, thank you.
Wino's post-ambulance treatment plan: Sleep for 4 days, party like a Viking Friday-Sunday, then wake up on Monday for her morning JD and Smirnoff.
Hope Amy doesn't fuck up the concert on Saturday!
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Welcome back princess. Missed you.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
It's probably better for her to keep out of papz eye for awhile. If she looked better than it would be ok, but she usually looks like shit....too bad...
Your face!
Woo Hoo! I was so worried!
Was she hiding in a coal mine?
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
just last nite i fell asleep thinking about how much time had passed and i hadnt read anything from her.. i was feeling the withdrawal too
Is that Pampers on her hive?
LMAO as Wino as Carmen Miranda. "Boom-chickie-boom-chickie-boom-chick-chick!" coming from Amy would sound like "Blaaaaake-chicka-Blaaaaaake-chicka-BLAAAAAAAAAAKE-cough-cough".
With that said, the recording studio is her own personal shrink's office. Glad she were there!
Is she going for the Carmen Miranda look? Or the banana tally man?
Come Mister Tally Man
Tally me bananas,
Daylight come and
Me wanna go home.
Day, I say day, I say day, I say day, I say daaaaayyyyy-ooooooo.
Daylight come and me wanna go home.
How many hours and bobby pins does it take for her to stick that hideous wig on her head?
Recording Studio? Please can she be sober enough (*snigger*) to release another album... if its not too selfish of me to ask...
**** "I Love Lamp" ****
Is that a teatowel she has wrapped around her hive. Bravo Wino! I'm pleasantly surprised that you own such a thing.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOCUrN7LUZQ&feature=related
Someone dug up this sooty slut?!!
Put her crackity ass back in the chimney!!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
thank god.... i was starting to think mitch had 9/1/08 in the death pool and was keeping her on ice until then
OHHHHHHHHHHHH....THERE you are Amy!!! Whew...i though you might have been in some crackie coma somewhere...
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
We need to take up a collection and buy Wino a bar of soap. She's a dirty girl.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
she looks like she's been sweeping a chimney.
she is gearing up for her next weekend visit with Blaaaaaaaaaake.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
*yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwn*
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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MK is jonesin' for his Wino fix.
I do have to say, despite her annoying presence and odd (read: downright bizarre and scary) behavior, she has a very unique voice (when she's not fucked up on crack and booze).
Bravo, Wino!
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Hi5.
Umm this was reported on the daily mail site very early on and i just knew you would post about it after your "where is amy" post. Havign already seen it lol. just an excuse to post yet again about this mess. *sigh*
YES AMY!!! GOOD FOR YOU SISTER!!!!
staying out of the weeklies, going to recording studios... KEEP IT UP WINO!!! LOVE YOU!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
omg, she has 5 o'clock shadow.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.