Tuesday, August 12th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 11th!
Hey, lookie there! heh heh. Shadow puppets! heh heh. - KD
Runners-up:
Wow, I guess only assholes are willing to listen to what he has to say these days. - Casiobeat
Sand in your vagina is nothing compared to Bush on your back. - Wblooney
Thanks SC
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Watch me talk out of my Ass just like you have for 8 years!!
From one A-hole to another....Go Back Home and go Hunting with Dick Cheney!!
Submitted by KD on August 12, 2008 - 7:27am.
I think it's some kind of sports bandage. IDLYITW had a comment about that; someone said she had surgery.
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
thanks for the honor!
It's nothing better than having the president of your country smack your behind for doing such a good job...She must've felt great and he probably felt like he was on top of the world..getting to smack young behinds for the world to see...What a president!!!!
www.NycCelebs.com
Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club" """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. ...
Congrats, KD! Your submission was understated, yet spoke volumes.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
BTW, does anyone know what that black mass is on the blonde chics shoulder? Is that a horrid tattoo? A greese burn? Condor poop? It's distracting!
Submitted by angel_i on August 12, 2008 - 6:19am.
And you're even Canadian! I guess he was stuck: if he said No, he'd look like a killjoy or bad sport. If he did it, he'd look like the leader of the free world slapping a woman's bottom.
Here's one
While ANTM's Myra was devastated at loosing yet another challenge, she took her punishment gracefully:)
See? Flat. ;p
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 12, 2008 - 9:16am.
Angel, the real story is kind of pedestrian: The Associated Press reported that “May-Treanor turned her back to the president, offering her bikinied rear for one of the traditional slaps that volleyball players frequently give each other.” Apparently, according to the AP, she then said, "Mr. President, want to?"
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Well, thanks for that, Sheeps:) It was just that any joke I might make didn't end up funny. I mean, look at the look on her face. She looks like someone's forcing her to let him touch her! LOL! It is funny - I mean we have captions to prove it, right? I don't think I could be that close to Mr. Bush and not get arrested;p
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Angel, the real story is kind of pedestrian: The Associated Press reported that “May-Treanor turned her back to the president, offering her bikinied rear for one of the traditional slaps that volleyball players frequently give each other.” Apparently, according to the AP, she then said, "Mr. President, want to?"
LOL Congrats KD!
Casiobeat that is some funny (and original) shit right there.
Winner in my book! Which means nothing by the way...
Congrats, winners! Funnay!
I couldn't even approach it as this picture was just too visceral. I would look at it, cringe, ponder, look, imagine and then tears would well up in my eyes and I couldn't get past it. I knew there must be SOMETHING funny about this - I just couldn't feel it. *sigh*
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Congrats winners - funny buggers!!
WTG KD - I can SO hear him saying that!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
WTG KD!!!!
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♥♥ First George, now Bernie. Times must be getting tough for You, too, Lord :( ♥♥
WOW, I actually won for once! And here I was thinking my sense of humor must be too lame for MK.
Congratulations winners! Hilarious!
On a side note, how does Misty May find pants that fit? I know tall lengths are available, but her legs seem to go on for miles.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Congrats, you funny bitchez!! WTG!
Good morning, everybody!!
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♥♥ First George, now Bernie. Times must be getting tough for You, too, Lord :( ♥♥
The shit is about to hit the fan. The shit being GW of course.
I don't get it. It looks like Misty May baby is trying to take a dump. Maybe I do get it!
Poor Georgie Porgie needed to read his crib notes written on his hand that read, "SLAP THAT ASS, you stupid FUCK!"
A fart in the face is worth more than 2 queefs in a bush.
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
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Submitted by Princesaja on August 11, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Submitted by Cinna on August 11, 2008 - 7:01pm.
It's not everyday you get to tell the president what you REALLY think of him.
Favorited!!!
mas y mas..bow down, bitches!!!
~ Why thank ya, Princesaja!
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
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We're at war with Iraq, but lemme see your crack.
Jules
House of Jules
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you know you want to read it... House of Jules
I bet Saddam's weapons are here. I'll go look.
2 Girls, 1 Dope
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Two girls one cup: presidential edition
America ain't the only bitch he's pimpin'
Two in the pink, one in the stink!! "ah chicken lickin"
Ya gotta have oil for gas Misty. There just ain't no alternatives.
Can we just elect a new President already? These Lame Duck Ass Slaps Don't really work!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Thank God this fucking tOOl is almost out!! www.8longyears.com
~Well, bless your heart~
Cheers!
E
"Mr. President, I didn't ask you to show me how to tap that ass... I asked how the tax was passed!"
Call me BIG DUB-YAH when you back dat ass up....
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
The chick on the right is thinking "What am I doing hanging out with these two asses?"
Um, ok, ok now, the card says,
Step 1, Hands on knees.
Step 2, Clench.
Step 3, ah, I can't make out what it says, but the last word looks like "mounted".
Spotting someone with black hair standing in the sand. George Bush went on one of his terrorist alerts, with zero military experience all he could muster was a bitch slap!
George Bush, casually dusting off the tanned and toned backside of Miss Misty May-Treanor, thought to himself "."
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Dear Diary:
Jackpot...
After Misty May accidentally unearthed an ancient chinese urn, she was granted one wish.
However sharing a sloppy Bush with "Partner" Kerri Walsh got lost in translation
No, no, no - that's not a dimpled Chad...here, lemme show you.
As Kimmy flatulated in Bush's open mouthed face during a break from mintonette, Bush blushed and tried to read the cheats his mommy wrote on the palm of his hand to try and summon a proper response but all he could muster up was, "You sizzled my pits, bitch."
That's not bad, but you should see Laura's tramp stamp.
"Ya see, you bend over like that and then ya SPIKE it".
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George trying to explain the famous "volleyball leap frog manuever".
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No I am not kidding you girls this is all there is to waterboarding.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Howya doin' Amurrrrica!