Brooke Hogan's Cry For Attention
File this under: Somebody give this skank a brownie and sit her down. Brooke Hogan posted two fake mug shots on her MySpace this past weekend. One had her holding a sign that says "Id RaThr B wiTH mY Br0thR 18." And the other one says "Thnk U 4 Lettn Me B MahSelf." Brooke gets an F in Brit Brit-talk. She shoudn't try it. And a sign that says "PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME" would have been better.
Brooke is asking to be thrown into jail with her brother. Somebody please grant her this wish! I know it's a men's prison, but if you pat her down, I'm sure you'll find a set of testicles!
After the fake mug shots were posted all over the internet, Brooke posted a blog on her MySpace calling everyone HATERS.
LOL poor press and clingy gossip lovers....It's so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day...LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people.........or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? :) Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of...um.... don't you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!
Love Always, Brooke
Do you hear that? uR JELis CUZ u dont undurrstand!
And Brooke, please don't shave your eyebrows. The cholas don't want you!
Do a publicity stunt, then complain because people noticed your publicity stunt. This is the best picture of her I've ever seen. She looks like a woman!
Don't worry Hulk Hogan's hermaphrodite daughter, I watched about 15 seconds of your show and I can tell you that your life is as boring as watching paint dry. The only thing that makes you interesting is reading all the shit making fun of you.
I don't care if she actually looks like someone fuckable here. I don't care if she's probably a sweet girl. She is blacklisted officially to me forever for this shit.
Don't worry Brooke your Br0thR will soon be back watching you take showers just like the good ol days..but John Graziano won't because he has his head caved-in for life!!
What's so funny is that she thinks people give a stuff about her in general - let alone the smallest things she does.
She's only in the media because she makes average people feel better about themselves by comparison
I get really impatient and annoyed with people who use netspeak.
Do you apply for jobs spelling like that? Write essays for school? It's completely unnecessary and not cute.
Knowing Brooke Hogan, she's probably never even held a real job or actually passed a grade you didn't have to get on your knees for.
She actually looks better in these pictures.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
I think Brooke is probably a sweet girl, but she probably is like many of us, where she gets so frustrated and rants and says something she probably shouldn't. She's going through a rough time, what is happening to her family happens to many families in America. What she needs is a therapist right now, so she won't go off publicly and embarrass herself. I've been there, so I can't hate on her.besides, she once said in an interview what stuck up bitches Jessica and ashlee Simpson where, and it made her understand why so many people hate Hollywood. I kinda always liked her after that! Lol!
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Wow how original of her. Didn't the whole signs on the internet thing die like 5 years ago? I bet she used Wet n' Wild makeup...what a moron.
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She actually didn't take that for MySpace. That's the picture on her Manhunt profile and she simply pasted it into her MS.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I think the American IQ fell a couple of points just now. She's trying to be ironic or sarcastic, but just fails miserably at it and just is an attention-whore.
Your face!
Let me see if I understand her correctly -- she accuses the people who dislike her of "jealousy" and of "having no life," yet she spent what must have been many, many pathetic minutes standing in front of her bathroom mirror, giggling to herself as she smeared cheap make up on herself in some misguided attempt to be artsy and creative, before taking time-delayed photos of herself -- with the intent of showing off those pictures on a public website, then she goes and laments that people give her negative attention?
There's mind-numbing imbecile, then there's Brooke Hogan, then there's Brooke Hogan trying to get all dime-store philosophical. What a shaved ape.
Oh, she's such a follower, too. Holding up "signs" on the internet died in 2004, at the latest. That she is dredging it up again in 2008 doesn't make her original, it makes her a biter like no other. Plus, she's fat, but that's a tale for another campfire.
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Brooke Hogan and I were in the same social circle for a while. We competed for boyfriends and stuff as all girls do but there was something to our competitive edge that I just couldn't put my finger on.
Well, one day, we both end up at this clam bake, and LET ME TELL YOU Brooke Hogan can THROW a CLAM BAKE. Her clam was a bit rank, but deliciously slimy and chunky as all great clams are, but that's a story for later. She takes me aside and says, "Cunt.Gravy, fuck me with this kebab skewer. So I did, I fucked her with that kebab skewer. And it done tore dat bitch up and she died. But damn were those delicious clams, mm-mm. I wonder if I can still get the recipe...
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“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Grace Disful on August 11, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Dear Brooke Hogan,
You are doing for my world in the 00's what your father did for my world in the '80's. Lower the American IQ, promote white trash fashions and take up valuable television time slots.
A-Listers don't troll the internet looking for gossip about themselves, nor do B-Listers or even C-Listers. That's why you're here on Dlisted!
We accept you, we accept you, gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
Sincerely,
Grace Disful
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Sweet Jesus! A Freaks reference? You're beautiful!
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"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Copycat........Didn't Kathy Griffin do something similar to this on the D-List the other week??????
Hmm. I thought that was Britney for a hot minute. Oy vey!
stupid whorey skank!
she dresses like her mom-an aging hooker!
What is a Chola literally? I know it refers to these girls who draw on their eyebrows and wear very serveree makeup. aren't they a female gang or something?
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that poor, pathetic family.
Looks like someone took that tin ear of hers and smashed her in the face with it.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Oh how I wish those bruises were real.
Bitch's nose looks crooked, too.
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wahhaaaha! I just blew milk out of my nose! I think the steriod peener hulkster took this picture.
She actually looks good
she has a life?
Thanks, Warm Leatherette!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
& was hoping those shiners were a real beatdown from the Gracianos.
Submitted by Grace Disful on August 11, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Dear Brooke Hogan,
You are doing for my world in the 00's what your father did for my world in the '80's. Lower the American IQ, promote white trash fashions and take up valuable television time slots.
A-Listers don't troll the internet looking for gossip about themselves, nor do B-Listers or even C-Listers. That's why you're here on Dlisted!
We accept you, we accept you, gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
Sincerely,
Grace Disful
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swamp trannyhickwhore
Dear Brooke Hogan,
You are doing for my world in the 00's what your father did for my world in the '80's. Lower the American IQ, promote white trash fashions and take up valuable television time slots.
A-Listers don't troll the internet looking for gossip about themselves, nor do B-Listers or even C-Listers. That's why you're here on Dlisted!
We accept you, we accept you, gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
Sincerely,
Grace Disful
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Somebody strap her down a Pinto and send her over a cliff already.
I think people need to leave Brooke alone. She is a young, impressionable girl, and it is simply immoral to denigrate her the way some have here. We need to remember this little darling's going through the emotional trauma of her parents breaking their loving, sacred matriomony. Not to mention the terrible ordeal her brother has gone through, wrecking his car and going to jail. I think someone else may have gotten hurt, I'm not sure. My point is the Hogans are going through a tough time right now, and a little decorum would be quite respectful and warmly appreciated. God Bless the Hogans.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Butch the Wondergirl needs to STFU. She looks like Britney, jacked up on 'roids.
What a idiotic, annoying, tranny c*nt.... yup, that's pretty much all I have to say about her
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by missy on August 11, 2008 - 3:27pm.
"You act like the whole world cares about you. They don't. You're barely even famous and the only reason you have a little bit of fame and your own TV show is because Hulk Hogan is your Daddy. I hope Nick gets shanked and you kill yourself from the grief. It would do the whole world a favor."------
nobody gives a shit what the tranny does. WTF is she famous for, lets see, her album tanked because she cant sing, she is not the most attractive girl out there, she is on some shitty reality show that no one i know of has even seen, her brother is a murdered, her dad is a has been and her mother dates preschoolers. Right. She is famous/infamous for having huge fat ugly thighs, an ass chin, a homely face, a flat ass, big fake tits, big flabby gut, being built like a football player, and looking like a transvestite. yep, keep dreaming BUTCH hog-an, you are famous only in your own mind, i am sure Julia Roberts herself is worried you might surpass her great RESPECTED fame.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 11, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Oh yeah, girl. You know what I like. :-)
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Is she stupid ,if you have a life why are you paying attention to what people have to say about you, posing for stupid pictures and posting on your myspace how people are just haters ,ummmmmmmmmmm yeah you have a life but a really pathetic one
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by Always Sunny on August 11, 2008 - 3:30pm.
ooops Brooke, you meant to say:
"Id RaThr B F*InG mY Br0thR 18."
"Thnk U 4 Lettn Me ShOW MahdICk."
gLAd AH cUd clAHr DaT up fAH yAH, TrAHnny bIATch.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
All that 'uR JELis 'shit is so pathetic and annoying. I was having dinner w/ my family this weekend and (don't ask how) Hulk Hogan came up. Then my 20 yr old cousin says 'his daughter is really hot'. And of course, I'm like 'are you serious?! No, she's not!' And then suddenly all eyes are on me, like oh you don't think she's pretty? Maybe your just jealous was definitely the implication. So I just STFU, you know, b/c I'm not going to bother explaining that she's a tranny wreck and i'm sure they've just never looked closely at her.
Anytranny, sorry, that was a huge rant, but it really irritated me to have to just be quiet, like oh maybe she's not that bad.
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I honestly thought that was a pic of britney spears. Not sure who that's a bigger insult to...probably britney.
Wasn't this guy in the Backstreet Boys?
OK BROOKE .....WE KNOW U ARE INSANE!!!!
SPEND ON DAY WITH THE GRACIANOS`S FAMILY
AND MAYBE,JUST MAYBE U AND YOUR USELESS
FAMILY WILL STFU AND GO AWAY...FAR FAR AWAY
TO NEVERLAND WHERE YOU THINK YOU LIVE!!!
YOU MOM WAS SNUBBED THE OTHER DAY ON THE ELEVATORS @ NORTHROMS IN TAMPA ,SHE WAS
TREATED LIKE A LEPER. AND YOU WONDER WHY???
I LOVE IT!!! GO AWAY.....PLEASE YOU LOOK
LIKE AN ASS AND ARE NOT FUNNY!!!
The only time I think of Brooke is when I think of Hulk Hogan in his heyday when I loved him most. He had the brightest, bluest coke eyes and the oddest color of pumpkin, and he yelled a lot on the mic. She really is a daddy's girl.
This quasi-tranny has a future at G.L.O.W.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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"...LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people................or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? :)
She knows that's what loonies sound like, right?
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Viva Mexico... I think the ONLY time she looks good is without makeup and Photoshop. She's not a bad looking chick, it's just that her attitude and sense of style sucks balls
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near
Here's lovely brooke without the magic of photoshop
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00405/Brooke_Hogan_405704a.jp...
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 11, 2008 - 9:38am.
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 11, 2008 - 12:25pm.
that was an awesome post. I was so inspired I actually voted for you... Now um... can I lick your nipples?
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You're right! That was an awsome and truthful post, I think she said it best.....and (^)(^) heres some nipples for you to lick if youd like....
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All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And uh (CLICK) (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
I lOVED rality TV...now I cant find a m'n f'm show on tv thats the east bit tolerable. I want to reach through the tv and strangle this horrid looking and acting creature everytime I see her vapis idiotic face!
And you know whos worse,,,,Pam An. her show is almost unwatchable....its has some horrible oversexposure look to it, Pam sounds like a 14 yr. old when she talks and talks like a herion adict who just took a shot of speed 3 minutes before hand. Everything this 40 yr. old woman does is something a 20 yr. old would do, she STILL seems to think shes relavent sexually and the show is just as asine and a big a joke as one might expect it to be...
I HATE reality tv now.....
( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And uh (CLICK) (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
Ok, so maybe I'm mildly retarded, but I don't get the point of the mugshots. And who the fuck in their right mind wants to be thrown in the general population of a maximum security prison anyway?
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Oh, god, I love you guys. I just spent the last 10 mins or so reading all your comments and I laughed and laughed. I'm seriously considering adding her as a Myspace friend. Don't know if I want to bother though.
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Hi5.
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 11, 2008 - 12:25pm.
that was an awesome post. I was so inspired I actually voted for you... Now um... can I lick your nipples?
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near