Brooke Hogan's Cry For Attention
File this under: Somebody give this skank a brownie and sit her down. Brooke Hogan posted two fake mug shots on her MySpace this past weekend. One had her holding a sign that says "Id RaThr B wiTH mY Br0thR 18." And the other one says "Thnk U 4 Lettn Me B MahSelf." Brooke gets an F in Brit Brit-talk. She shoudn't try it. And a sign that says "PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME" would have been better.
Brooke is asking to be thrown into jail with her brother. Somebody please grant her this wish! I know it's a men's prison, but if you pat her down, I'm sure you'll find a set of testicles!
After the fake mug shots were posted all over the internet, Brooke posted a blog on her MySpace calling everyone HATERS.
LOL poor press and clingy gossip lovers....It's so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day...LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people.........or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? :) Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of...um.... don't you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!
Love Always, Brooke
Do you hear that? uR JELis CUZ u dont undurrstand!
And Brooke, please don't shave your eyebrows. The cholas don't want you!
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If both her parents weren't complete assholes I'd think they'd be ashamed of her right now. You know, the sad part is, no matter how many people tell her she sounds like a delusional bitch with an inflated ego, she'll just keep telling herself that everyone is jealous and she's better than all of her peers because she's a Hogan. *vomits violently*
No bitch, that actually makes you WORSE than all of your peers.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
ooops Brooke, you meant to say:
"Id RaThr B F*InG mY Br0thR 18."
"Thnk U 4 Lettn Me ShOW MahdICk."
gLAd AH cUd clAHr DaT up fAH yAH, TrAHnny bIATch.
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A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
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She has such an inflated sense of her own importance -- as if she is some sort of self-made woman and not the beneficiary of a lifetime of freebies from her father. Her and her brother are just coasting on dad's wealth. Not something to be proud of. If she were just quietly rich and had a whatever attitude toward people who didn't like her, then yeah, I can see how she would think people were jealous. But it's easy to see why people hate her -- not because she's rich, but because she thinks she's rich for something she did herself. Total jackass loser.
She's so stupid, too, but that's a different story. Stupidity is forgivable -- unjustified snobbery is not.
She's nothing but an oversized (yet somehow stumpy and stocky) transvestite who wouldn't know sexy or a fashion sense if it bodyslammed her father and then broke her dollhouse.
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"Thnk U 4 Lettn Me B MahSelf."
Sly Stone gonna bitch slap you!
Well, if you want to be with your brother so bad, just put a hole in someone's head the size of a bowling ball. I bet they'll put you in the cell right next to him if you do what the guards tell you to do...if you know what I mean. If you don't know what I mean, watch this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QFVWrPiEXA
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Ah Brooke...nice attempt to stay relevant.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
she just re-did Katty Perry's song as a duett with Angie Jo Brotherfucker called " I kiised my bro and I liked it"
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Oh BOO HOO you fucking trollop!!!! Slag!!! Whoremonger!!! Go to jail with your bro...no one would stop you, thats for sure!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
She's totally trying to copy Kathy Griffin & what she did for her cd.
And seriously, if you want to be with your brother, why don't you crash your car & get thrown in there with him you loser.
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She'd rather be with her brother? Gross. This trailer trash bitch makes WWF hicks look bad.
Anyway, on a good note, this is the least amount of makeup I have seen her wear in a while.
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Did this woman even finish the 3rd grade? What an embarrassment to our country that someone like this has their own TV show. I think she is the leading contender for "most useless celebrity" followed closely by rumer willis, paris hilton, and the cast of "the hills"
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 11, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Yeah, exactly.
FIDELITY, n.
A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
SORRY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MOVE COMMENTS AROUND, I JUST LIKE TO CALL A BITCH WITH A DICK WHO HAS NO PURPOSE BEING ON T.V. OR HAVING AN ALBUM AND WHO MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT WHEN I SEE HER FUCKED UP FACE A BITCH ....HOW DO YOU DO THAT SHIT..COPY??
She looks like the guys in Insane Clown Posse.
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She's flat and that's that!
Why does she continue to make inane postings on her MySpace page if she doesn't want attention?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Anyway folks, Brooke's too embarrassed to say but I did her makeup for this little shoot/publicity stunt.
Eyeshadow courtesy of Max Capped-Her. Shade: Fuck a Bitch Up.
Rouge courtesy of Mac (pun intended). Shade: Sour Punch
Lipgloss courtesy of Snore-re-al. Shades: Bubble Gum Blow Job & I Sucked Your Boyfriend and You Just Found Out.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Yet her "best friend" still can't fend for himself.
What a dumb cow.
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Submitted by Stoney on August 11, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Ok, but sometimes she TRIES to make fun of herself. And every time she does she looks near tears. LOL! Cry dumb bitch!
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My heart bursts full of radiant blooming daisies and my world turns into lollipops and rainbows when paris hilton cries. I'll make the bitch cry--just gimme a crowbar, a box of firecrackers, and a lighter.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Stupid bitch!
jimbo my pimp
someone else posted that on the MS blog.. you have to be someones "friend" to comment on their blog, and for some reason I never became "friends" with brook mothertrannyfucker hogan! cant imagine why!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Ok, but sometimes she TRIES to make fun of herself. And every time she does she looks near tears. LOL! Cry dumb bitch!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 11, 2008 - 2:26pm.
It is quite a relief that Brooke is humble and gracious about her accidental fame. Talking down to the peons with "boring lives" who obviously can't lead productive existences if they decided to take 2 minutes to deliver this bitch an online verbal beatdown is the behavior of one who has worked extremely hard to get where one is. If anyone can inspire today's teen girls with their work ethic and humility, it is Brooke Hogan and her grammatical MySpace dissertati- erm, blog.
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LOL...very well put.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
WOW MISSY I AM IMPRESSED...YOU GAVE IT TO THIS PILE OF CAT SHIT!!
Submitted by Stoney on August 11, 2008 - 3:33pm.
HA HA! well some one sent me that Kitty Zingales web page froma paris hilton thread and ive been obsessed with trying to mail that girl an apple and a protein bar ever since!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Stoney on August 11, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 11, 2008 - 2:25pm.
WORD.
I mean, even PARIS HILTON can make fun of herself.
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Meh. If she truly had it in her to make fun of herself she wouldn't be suing Hallmark.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 11, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Now, now folks - little Brookey here has a point. Look at how much her family has been beaten up by the tabloid media. Can't a famewhore WWF family relax in their Floridian McMansions and post photo shoots on MySpace in peace? I empathize with Brooke, the Hogans are such victims. I'm glad I don't have real problems like she.
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*Chuckle* You're right, C.G. I'm now officially full of sympathy for Brooke. Maybe more hormone shots and another boob job will make her feel better. Or look remotely like a woman.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 11, 2008 - 2:24pm.
LOL, you were about to shit your golden diapers to know who cuntgravy is...
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Looks like Brooke is suffering from some serious delusions. Nobody really cares about her ass... it's not like she merits any real attention, just another spoiled trainwreck with little self-respect and anger management issues.
Nick Hogan fucked up his own life and he needs to take responsibility for it - Brooke's lashing out at the public is just pathetic.
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 11, 2008 - 2:25pm.
She's not the world's first attention whore, but she's CLEARLY the most mean-spirited and hateful. At least Phoebe Price, Shauna Sand, hell...EVEN NEW YORK...has some element of endearment about them. Brooke Hogan has none of that.
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She still doesn't beat out the biggest, most horrible attention whore out there: Wonky McValtrex's egomaniacal, dog-killing, deceptive and evil ways deem her the pinnacle of the Land of the Attention Whore.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
hag
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 11, 2008 - 2:25pm.
WORD.
I mean, even PARIS HILTON can make fun of herself.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by missy on August 11, 2008 - 3:27pm.
hahaha, one sensible comment on her fucking blog.. i was shocked to see this twat has "fans" (although most look like middle aged molesters or claymates)
thank god for this person tellin it like it is:
"You act like the whole world cares about you. They don't. You're barely even famous and the only reason you have a little bit of fame and your own TV show is because Hulk Hogan is your Daddy. I hope Nick gets shanked and you kill yourself from the grief. It would do the whole world a favor."
YES!! HEAR THAT YOU FUCKTARD!?!?!
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Submitted by missy on August 11, 2008 - 3:27pm.
"You act like the whole world cares about you. They don't. You're barely even famous and the only reason you have a little bit of fame and your own TV show is because Hulk Hogan is your Daddy. I hope Nick gets shanked and you kill yourself from the grief. It would do the whole world a favor."
OK, 'fess up. Which one of you did it? ;-)
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Submitted by bernstar69 on August 11, 2008 - 2:25pm.
haha, and amen
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hahaha, one sensible comment on her fucking blog.. i was shocked to see this twat has "fans" (although most look like middle aged molesters or claymates)
thank god for this person tellin it like it is:
"You act like the whole world cares about you. They don't. You're barely even famous and the only reason you have a little bit of fame and your own TV show is because Hulk Hogan is your Daddy. I hope Nick gets shanked and you kill yourself from the grief. It would do the whole world a favor."
YES!! HEAR THAT YOU FUCKTARD!?!?!
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It is quite a relief that Brooke is humble and gracious about her accidental fame. Talking down to the peons with "boring lives" who obviously can't lead productive existences if they decided to take 2 minutes to deliver this bitch an online verbal beatdown is the behavior of one who has worked extremely hard to get where one is. If anyone can inspire today's teen girls with their work ethic and humility, it is Brooke Hogan and her grammatical MySpace dissertati- erm, blog.
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I love it, she does something for attention, doesn't get the kind of attention she wants, then bashes the people whose attention she was trying to get.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Ah, yes. "Jellus h8rs." When logic and reason fail -- when one has no other leg to stand on -- when an obviously insecure, otherwise-talentless waste of human DNA with the mentality of a fifth grader wants to rail out against the rest of the world (who obviously recognizes how worthless she is), the accusation of "jellus h8r" flies around like pieces of turd in a room full of apes.
I'd actually feel sorry for her ignorance if she weren't so obviously a mean-spirited, spoiled brat. Somewhere in her demented brain, she has justified her father's obviously inappropriate behavior (say what you want but that man is incestuous), her mother's gold-digging cougarism, and her brother's brutal maiming of a war veteran as a worldwide conspiracy against her and her talented, beautiful, famous family.
She's not the world's first attention whore, but she's CLEARLY the most mean-spirited and hateful. At least Phoebe Price, Shauna Sand, hell...EVEN NEW YORK...has some element of endearment about them. Brooke Hogan has none of that.
Brooke Hogan, if nothing else, serves as a living example in favor of retroactive abortion. My hatred for her knows no bounds, astral or physical.
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I leave you all with Brooke to bash....I finally have more hours at work!
have a great afternoon! bye!
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Submitted by Stoney on August 11, 2008 - 3:18pm.
uh oh I am calm Stoney. what did i do?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Stoney on August 11, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Calm down Angie, cuntgravy said she is thldy5 (or whatever it is exactly)
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Actually, I think she was just fucking with thldy5.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
It's so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day...
*you're kidding right? You really thought this would even make a ripple in anyone's day? Okay hun, you keep on believing you matter. There you go.
LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people.........or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? :)
*Sorry, you failed on both counts, CumDump
Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of...
*I'm crossing my fingers right now Crying Game.
um.... don't you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!
*yeah, you're late for the Tranny Olympics. Better run Queen of the Desert.
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Bitch, go suck on your daddy's dick.
And fuck off.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
HER SIGN SHOULD HAVE SAID...PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME BECAUSE I AM A NO-TALENT UGLY PIECE OF SHIT WHO IS ONLY KNOWN BECAUSE MY FUCKED UP DAD PAYS PEOPLE TO LISTEN TO MY SHIT, OH I HAVE A DICK TOO!!
This sorry bitch could shave her eyebrows, bathe in Britney Spears' urine, go naked and grunt like a monkey down Robertson Blvd., make out with Chrissy Crocker while playing the banjo, and fart out the national anthem all in a single day and I still wouldn't bat an eye.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
DeeDee, HOW can her show tank? My friends and I never miss an episode! Brooke ROCKS!
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Yo Brooke,
Yo brutha AND yo daddy iz waitin fo u in yo bedroom.
Dey wunt 2 hav yo daily 3-sum bitch. but u gots 2 hurreee it up cuz yo brutha onleee getz 15 minnitz fo vizitashun.
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Methinks Orange Pushup's show is tanking, so it's publicity stunt time.
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Calm down Angie, cuntgravy said she is thldy5 (or whatever it is exactly)
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Brooke is complaining about jelluz haterz? Gosh, the redneck shemale is not only looking aged and fugly, she's also stoopid enough to read the comments about herself. She probably google-allerting herself and crying after every new post. Poor she-hulk...
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