Brooke Hogan's Cry For Attention
File this under: Somebody give this skank a brownie and sit her down. Brooke Hogan posted two fake mug shots on her MySpace this past weekend. One had her holding a sign that says "Id RaThr B wiTH mY Br0thR 18." And the other one says "Thnk U 4 Lettn Me B MahSelf." Brooke gets an F in Brit Brit-talk. She shoudn't try it. And a sign that says "PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME" would have been better.
Brooke is asking to be thrown into jail with her brother. Somebody please grant her this wish! I know it's a men's prison, but if you pat her down, I'm sure you'll find a set of testicles!
After the fake mug shots were posted all over the internet, Brooke posted a blog on her MySpace calling everyone HATERS.
LOL poor press and clingy gossip lovers....It's so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day...LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people.........or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? :) Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of...um.... don't you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!
Love Always, Brooke
Do you hear that? uR JELis CUZ u dont undurrstand!
And Brooke, please don't shave your eyebrows. The cholas don't want you!
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"or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds?"
In the immortal words of Sam Jackson, "English motherfucker, do you speak it?!"
Whomever is sending this bitch fake fan mail needs to stop right now.
Lolo Bean! I checked it and two words bitch,
YOUR. DADDY. ha ha!
Yea i dont care really who cunt gravy is but i was just wandering if it was kitty because i had an apple for her horse teefs. and she needs it.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
who in the fuck does this twat think she is?!?!
I mean, DELUSIONAL MUCH?!?!?!
what a fucking BRAT
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
LOL
I just went back and read it. I was seriously getting riled up reading that Britney is my hero shit. LOL you got us!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Stoney, CG said yesterday she was bored, which was why the posts were all idiotic.....
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
She's having a fantasy that she's relevant and someone cares
Oh, screw her! John Graziano looks a whole hell of a lot worse than she does here. She's not the one with a freaking HOLE IN HER HEAD! Boo Hoo.
*Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain*
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 11, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Am I the only one who is confused by this intelligent, well thought out and correctly spelled comment? I'm guessing you were just a trolling idiot in the Britney thread?
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Seacrest out sluts!
AJP! check your email stupid ass!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I'll take my life over hers any day - and thank God I don't look like that
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 11, 2008 - 12:07pm.
don't know, don't care! As long as she plays fair she can be whoever she wants ya know!
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near
Off topic - has anyone in here had any issues with the moderator? I have to get MK to get the mod of his/her ass when any issues pop up.
Jealous of Brooke Hogan? Why, who wouldn't be? I have always wished for my skin to resemble a leather Members Only jacket. I'm also really sad I never got to have that "special" kind of relationship with my father. And my brother hasn't killed anyone yet. She's totally right, and you guys know you're all jealous too!
Who is cunt gravy I ask again?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Shouldn't this tanned cow be busy letting her perv-pepaw get in his birthday grope today?
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
Lolo you blooping sack of shit!
ha ha ha ha whey whore!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Take some college classes and get the hell out of our faces.
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Nice try you stupid whore.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 11, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Now, now folks - little Brookey here has a point. Look at how much her family has been beaten up by the tabloid media. Can't a famewhore WWF family relax in their Floridian McMansions and post photo shoots on MySpace in peace? I empathize with Brooke, the Hogans are such victims. I'm glad I don't have real problems like she.
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I like you better like this. Leave the stupid trolling for fun shit to the pros and just be normal, it suits you.
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near
How effin annoying. Do something stupid to get attention and then insult the people whose attention you are so desperate for. Yes my life is boring, but I don't need celebs telling me that. Get a new dick Hogan.
G*ddammit, I can’t believe she stole my idea for a t-shirt that shows the world my healthy brother love!!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Im blooping this tranny cunt!
BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP!!!!
CUNT CUNT CUNT!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
way to make light of a serious situation Brooke. Way to cause that family another moment's pain because now they have to see you making fun of what I'm guessing is no laughing matter to them. Way to go.
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near
Brooke, I think your ass needs some sunblock. Go call Daddy.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
brookie babe, instead of shaving your eyebrows, shave your balls instead. i heard you get better tuckage that way.
no need to thank me for the tip.
-=meow hiss purr=-
best makeover ever for this moose....
and why would anyone want to be locked up with their brother?????
Now, now folks - little Brookey here has a point. Look at how much her family has been beaten up by the tabloid media. Can't a famewhore WWF family relax in their Floridian McMansions and post photo shoots on MySpace in peace? I empathize with Brooke, the Hogans are such victims. I'm glad I don't have real problems like she.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
I hate this stupid masculine bitch. Why does she think people care about her?
Brooke: eReS EsTuPID@
Throw the trannie cunt in with her twat brother! Throw the fuckwad mother and Penis wearin a bandana in there too! Hogan Knows Dick.
Fuckin cunt! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!!
Hmph!
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Put this skank on ignore.
Sad thing is she looks better this way.
I did that to her.
I wish....
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
LOL at her myspace being a music page
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
whatta hell is wrong with this tranny-looking Bitch? don't nobody care about you or your perverted family..... This what happens when you give morons too much attention!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Well. She certainly told us!
She even overapplies the black eye makeup.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Um, ok, what was the point of these pictures she posted??? Yes, Brooke, we already know you're dumb and look busted as hell. We don't need a visual to tell us that. I just want to wrap her freakin' testicles around her throat until she passes out and/or dies! Ok, bad mood. *deep breath...deep breath...*
Yeah Brooke, like posting stupid rants and altered pics on your myspace is leading a purposeful and exciting life.
You stupid bitch! If you don't want the speculation & gossip, DON'T HAVE YOUR OWN FUCKING REALITY SHOW! I hope your mom marries her boytoy, your brother is gang-raped to death in the chokey, & you & you father can live happily ever after w/ him feeling you up in your swimsuit. Waste of oxygen -- the whole Hogan family!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
There is one thing missing from her "mug shot". The height indicator in the back. oh wait! it doesnt go up to 6' 9".
"LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people........."
that sounds familiar! i told you Love Angelina was a retarded tranny bitch from hell!!!!
at least we know what that crazy cunt looks like now and that she will go down if we kick her up in the balls!
BLOOP BITCHES IM BACK FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Yes we're JELLIS just like we are JELLIS of Brange. You dumb fucking whore. How about you make even more of an ass of yourself by talking about how your fuckhead brother and his friend "saved your life" because they inspired you to wear a seatbelt?
Next time, do us all a favor, and DON'T be inspired by them. We would all gladly see you in place of that kid.
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Hi5.
DUUURRR DAAAARRRRR.......
Gee Broke, typo leaving it, if you really want a story that's true for us to gossip about, show us your dick.
I hate this skeeze.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I thought that was Nick Hogan the day after he got moved into general population, but she has the bigger dick.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Is she jacking up our day ...? In her wildest, most pathetic dreams she is. I'd love for her to go away. I mean, she's the reason al qaida hate us. God - can they just take HER, please? She's free!
This cumdump whore is good for 2 things: beating on and beating off to (if you're into tangerine trannies). Oh how I wish she would join her brother as well.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
This thread is going to be really fun to read.
If there were words more powerful than ATTENTION WHORE to describe Brook Hogan I'd use them.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
I totally empathize.
When I'm down and out, I think "Hey, I bet jail would be better."
YOU LOSE!