Monday, August 11th 2008

Vagina Hiccups!

What's so funny Sienna Miller?! Does your vagina have the hiccups again? That happens apparently. One of my pregnant friends said she can feel the baby hiccups in her vagina area. I told her to scare the baby and she answered, "Okay. Can you put your face down there then?" What a bitch!

Anyway, Sienna "not a homewrecker" Miller and Balthazar Getty had lunch with Jerry Bruckheimer and his wife this past weekend in Malibu. I wonder what was on the menu? Vagina hiccup pie? I'm sorry! I just can't get past vagina hiccups. Is there such a thing as ass hiccups? If there is, I'm sure I would have had them by now.

Here's more of Sienna and her man of the minute at lunch in Malibu. I apologize again. This post was supposed to be about two skanks and it turned into talk about vagina hiccups. VAGINA HICCUPS!



Sienna is so fucking Pretty.

SashaBug's picture

CALLING ALL PAPPARAZZI!!!!!!

Hey, do me a favor, when you see this woman, please tell her the public views her as a bigger slut than Paris Hilton.

Then start chanting....SLUT....SLUT...SLUT...

Then take pics!

************************************
So why are we all here again?

Regina's picture

I bet Sienna shagged Jerry after that lunch.

pinkdoodoo2's picture

@ Radio Siren

I still marvel that tourists want to come to L.A. and see Hollywood...it is one of the ugliest, dirtiest parts of town.

-----------------------
Word! I live In the San Fernando Valley, Northridge to be exact. Hollywood corners smell like piss, and unless you like hanging out with vagrants and runaway teens from Wisconsin, you're better off staying in your neck of the woods.

peaches, of course women were frequently punished in Hollywood for getting married, getting pregnant, and failing to suck the you-know-whats of the studio heads. They weren't allowed to opt out of any crap they were signed into. Men had it a bit easier in that they weren't pressured into abortions they didn't want, but they had a rough time too.

And they tended to be tossed to the wolves if the studio heads wanted to save one of their bigger stars -- one girl was forced to divorce the man she loved to marry a gay megastar, for instance. If she hadn't, the studios would have tossed them both out.

Yeah, it was better in that actors didn't run rampant. But the producer dickwads of the day were no better -- in some ways they were worse, because at least these egomaniac actors don't have power over each other.

peaches's picture

Radio
Hollywood itself was pretty decent in your grandparents day. The producers had 100% of power, and they kept the actors in line! They made them study all kinds of things, singing, dancing, ect. No actor would become a hot shot producer. They weren't allowed to have egos back then. Yes sometimes the producers were a bit cruel, but they knew what they weren't doing, and it worked! Honesty from what I see, things didn't really start falling apart until Hugh hefner moved out there! When I go over it, that's how it adds up!

-------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

radio siren's picture

peaches,

Thank you for the compliment...I do think that L.A. would be a much more pleasant and beautiful place to live if the trashy celebs were to pack up and leave. My great-grandparents first settled in L.A. in the 1930s. I have a few old pictures from back in their day and heard all the stories about L.A. from them before their deaths. That's the way I like to think about L.A., back when it was unpolluted (with both smog and exposed twats) and lovely.

________________________
Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Suki's picture

Why does she always look dirty?

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008

peaches's picture

Radio siren
Yes you are right, like I said to Parissucks, Los Angeles and Hollywood are two separate things, and Hollywood has probably damaged the reputation of Los Angeles, and possibly the whole state of California, and sometimes I have to try and remind myself of that. I know there are many good people from la, unfortunately, Hollywood seems to cast a shadow over that. I get the feeling that nice normal people like yourself and probably the majority of Los Angeles would be happy to see the Hollywood people pack up their bags and leave!

-------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

radio siren's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 11, 2008 - 7:18pm.
radio, I am in West L.A./Century City.....

^^^^^^^^^
Oh! You high-class slut! ;) I'm in SD, I'd love to meet up sometime. Two sluts out on the town! ;) E-mail me sometime at my temp addy: riotgrrl_paris@ [rhymes with magoo.com]. Then I'll give you my real addy.

________________________
Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

parissucksliterally's picture

radio, I am in West L.A./Century City.....

************************************************
When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"

ChubbyWubby's picture

Sienna's gotta have a tight micropussy and can suck a golf ball through a garden hose because she ain't pretty!

================================================
"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
================================================

paris herpes's picture

Regarding those rants about LA, I've heard LA sucks but there are parts of it that are ok, like Echo Park and somewhere else I can't recall right now (I think it's in near Hollywood or something). I've been to LA maybe twice. Both times I felt really uncomfortable, but I sort of dug Venice Beach because at least it was laid-back yet there were many narcissistic people with a bunch of normies thrown in who were just happy to be at a very large beach town. Santa Monica was mega-yuppie. I never went by Malibu. I think LA is all about the hype of being there, thanks to Hollyweird. It probably wouldn't be a bad place, but because of all the douches that live there...it's not really the place for me.

Your face!

paris herpes's picture

She looks like a drunk and queefy dumbslut, that's for sure!

Your face!

radio siren's picture

zomay: Good night, love, and no offense taken here! Believe me, I can completely understand your point of view and it's not without merit.

PSL: Girl! What general area of L.A. are you in? We should get together some time...I'm not that far away.

(Sorry for the O/T.)

________________________
Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

radio siren's picture

I can see everyone's points about L.A. being a cesspool of shallowness and I completely agree. But I think it's only confined to the rich/famous/wannabe rich and famous. There are a lot of poverty-stricken areas in L.A. that seem a million miles away from Hollywood glamour. And I knew a lot of down-to-earth people when I lived in L.A. Yeah, when I was a teen and in my early 20's, I hung out in Hollywood a lot, but mainly saw just the seedy side and so it wasn't long before I found no attraction to the Hollywood scene.

I still marvel that tourists want to come to L.A. and see Hollywood...it is one of the ugliest, dirtiest parts of town.

________________________
Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

zomay's picture

parissucksliterally and everyone else, I did not mean to offend anyone living in or from Los Angeles, like I said I am from L.A.. Many people in the city are good people.

Good Night!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.

Manimal5's picture

It seems that Sienna and her magic vagina still has Balledbizarre under her spell. Sucker!

---------------------------------------

Cunt.Gravy's picture

Peaches I agree, and I feel your pain. One time a homeless dude from Fresno gave me crabs after I sucked him off for his urine bottle. I'm kind of a pyscho piss pig, if you know what I mean. Cheers!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

Cunt.Gravy's picture

Sorry, I edited this comment.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

peaches's picture

Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 11, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Oh boo fucking hoo you cunts. So LA isn't the perfect paradise you wish it was. Move somewhere else and stop complaining. Goddamn. P.S. LA's amazing!

LA's Amazing? you must be one of the people who makes us hate it!lol!!! By the way, I do NOT live in LA, I'm just sick of the fucking media and the entertainment industry teling me I'm noboday because I don't!!! I think how we treat other people should measure our importance, not how rich and famous we are or aren't!!!

-------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

peaches's picture

Submitted by zomay on August 11, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Los Angeles is a joke. Okay before you guys bash me hear me out. I was born in los Angeles. I spent parts of my childhood here and my bio dad was a musician who new alot of people. But after looking at the thumbnails of these people having lunch I remembered why I sometimes can't stand L.A.. Everyone is either acting like they are a celebrity or on their way to becoming a celebrity. For many, life is nothing without fame. Everyone has to act like they are between the ages of 20 to 34. Everyone has to act like they are too busy to notice whats going on around them. If a person happends to be aware of issues outside of their own wants and needs, they demand a medal of achievement. People in service jobs or who actually help others get little respect. Many people in the "industry" have an overflated sense of importance. 90% of the women in Los Angeles over the age of 27, walk around worried about another birthday and are rarely happy. The body and/or money is the only way to measure someones worth. 60% of the girlfriends in Los Angeles are supporting their boyfriends because "someday he is going to be big". The men in Los Angeles think sex happends in the first days of dating. There is an unspoken caste system that is determined by money, fame and status. 30% of the women here think they are powerful because they are fucking certain people.

Yes this is also happending in other parts of the world. I just felt like getting this off my chest.

Zoomay I'm glad you worded that.
many people I know from LA who are not in "the industry" always say how fucked up it is! How those people are horrible. And I don't understand these stupid celebrities, why do they always say how much better life is when they are somewhere other than LA, but the vast majority of them can't seem to leave LA like they say they want to. They are so fuckin' miserable there, but they don't want to fuckin' leave!! And what is the big fuckin' deal about Malibu?? Why do all these people HAVE to live in Malibu?? It's like there's nowhere else in the world that counts for anything other than their precious Malibu!!! What good is it being sooo beautiful there, when so many of the people there suck and have no hearts!? I'm sick of being made to feel like I'm a worthless nobody because I'm not a celebrity living in a Malibu mansion!! Being rich and famous does not make people better, it's how you treat other people that makes you better or worse!!! But that just doesn't seem to count for anything now or days does it? And that stupid ass Brad Pitt, I'm sick of him saying how much better New Orleans is, when he still keeps Malibu and the Hollywood Hills as his and Angelina's homebase!!! I don't like to wish ill will on anyone, but sometimes I find myself wishing an earthquake or wildfire would just completly destroy Malibu and Hollywood! I feel like this country, this world would be a better place with these shallow people gone! I'm sorry for my anger and bitterness, ever since 9/11 my adoration of Hollywood changed to hatred and bitterness, and has just gotten more intense over the years, I needed to get those feelings out in the open. And don't anybody go saying that I'm jealous and wish I was them, I don't ever want to be a selfish coldhearted narcisisst! I just feel frustrated that our society here makes people feel like if we're not one of them, we are worthless, It's unfair and untrue, and I wish it would change! I wish I knew how to change it more effectivly!

-------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

peaches's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 11, 2008 - 9:17pm.
wow- peaches and zomay, those were heartfelt rants...I have lived in L.A. for the past 15 years, and while I agree with many of your complaints, I don't agree with all of them. I am hungry, and need to eat something, or I'd explain more- perhaps later....

Thank you for at least respecting my opinion and not calling me crazy. I'm not from LA, I'm saying how I feel based on what gets shoved down our throats by the media and entertainment industry everyday. It's gotten to the point where I've just lost my nerve with it, sometimes I wish we had no "Hollywood"! It's not Los Angeles soo much that is my problem, it's Hollywood, and it seems like it must be unfair to people in Los Angeles not involved in "the industry" not to separate the two.

-------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

parissucksliterally's picture

wow- peaches and zomay, those were heartfelt rants...I have lived in L.A. for the past 15 years, and while I agree with many of your complaints, I don't agree with all of them. I am hungry, and need to eat something, or I'd explain more- perhaps later....

************************************************
Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)

Aunt Bea's picture

I don't know which one I can't stand more.

zomay's picture

OXA I never said I was unhappy with my life. I love my life, I handle my own business, rely on no one. I can think on my own feet, and as far as I am concerned I am blessed with Bliss. Blessed with Bliss with a dash of Divine protection.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Leatherette's picture

& the second-to-last thumbie: looks like she's going to spew regurgitated Balthazzz ball batter.

Leatherette's picture

...check out the last thumbnail: Balthazzz's caveman forehead/nose dent is out of control, and he's giving SiennaHoor mad crazy-eye.

I have no idea why she's cackling in these pics, because her latest boytoy is either A) barely tolerating her presence or B) walking in a different direction toward some other ho.

Sayonara's picture

Submitted by magdalene on August 11, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Q: Aside from several men a month, what is it exactly that Sienna Miller has done?

A: http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/apr2007/5/7/03A27C6F-021D-4D14-040A3B1...
__________________________________________________

Tee Hee Hee Hee

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

magdalene's picture

Q: Aside from several men a month, what is it exactly that Sienna Miller has done?

A: http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/apr2007/5/7/03A27C6F-021D-4D14-040A3B1...

Burnt Reynolds's picture

Aside from several men a month, what is it exactly that Sienna Miller has done?

OXA's picture

Submitted by Sayonara on August 11, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by zomay on August 11, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Los Angeles is a joke. Okay before you guys bash me hear me out. I was born in los Angeles. I spent parts of my childhood here and my bio dad was a musician who new alot of people. But after looking at the thumbnails of these people having lunch I remembered why I sometimes can't stand L.A....
In no way shape or form am I defending Sluttyenna.
I am sorry that you are so unhappy with your life here.
Los Angeles is like any other big city anywhere in the world.
Those that have the money eat at the top tables, then someone happily clears their scraps and cleans their toilet, so that they can feed their own family. This is true throughout the history of the world.
Not everyone in Los Angeles or New York has to be tied to the entertainment industry, other commerce is abundant around the world.

radio siren's picture

Aw, come on now...I was also born in L.A. and spent 95% of my life there, and I never worried about my body or wanted to be a celebrity, and was always nice to service industry workers! Oh yeah, there were a couple boyfriends in my 20's that I helped out...but it was only 'cause their bands were on the verge of making it big! I swear!!!!! ;)

I'm sure this has been said, but Bruckheinie's wife better watch her back and her husband's ass or she may be the next victim of Sienna's friendly vagina.

________________________
Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Sayonara's picture

Submitted by zomay on August 11, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Los Angeles is a joke. Okay before you guys bash me hear me out. I was born in los Angeles. I spent parts of my childhood here and my bio dad was a musician who new alot of people. But after looking at the thumbnails of these people having lunch I remembered why I sometimes can't stand L.A....
_________________________________________________

I enjoyed reading your post.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Cunt.Gravy's picture

Look how jovial Sienna's laughing seems! She is clearly a happy person who has lots of fun hanging out with her many friends. What a sincere and poised girl. I'm not sure she even knows she's being photographed! She's alive and effervescent, and quite frankly, it makes me want to know her.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

Leatherette's picture

Submitted by zomay on August 11, 2008 - 4:12pm.

Los Angeles is a joke. Okay before you guys bash me hear me out. I was born in los Angeles. I spent parts of my childhood here and my bio dad was a musician who new alot of people. But after looking at the thumbnails of these people having lunch I remembered why I sometimes can't stand L.A.. Everyone is either acting like they are a celebrity or on their way to becoming a celebrity. For many, life is nothing without fame. Everyone has to act like they are between the ages of 20 to 34. Everyone has to act like they are too busy to notice whats going on around them. If a person happends to be aware of issues outside of their own wants and needs, they demand a medal of achievement. People in service jobs or who actually help others get little respect. Many people in the "industry" have an overflated sense of importance. 90% of the women in Los Angeles over the age of 27, walk around worried about another birthday and are rarely happy. The body and/or money is the only way to measure someones worth. 60% of the girlfriends in Los Angeles are supporting their boyfriends because "someday he is going to be big". The men in Los Angeles think sex happends in the first days of dating. There is an unspoken caste system that is determined by money, fame and status. 30% of the women here think they are powerful because they are fucking certain people.

Yes this is also happending in other parts of the world. I just felt like getting this off my chest.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ah, as a California native: SO.TRUE.

Leatherette's picture

Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 11, 2008 - 5:08pm.

Does this skanklet ever take a second from her busy fucking schedule to rinse, condition, and COMB her goddamn hair?
--------------

this is why I LOVE UUUUU!!!

Seriously, does she only comb that shit when she's PAID to do it? cause the only times I recall it combed is on FUCKING Keen Eddie and on premiere nights <-- but barely on the latter.

Leatherette's picture

& I KNEW IT!

Jerry FUCKING Bruckheimer! Y'all happy now, Homewrecka Crew? Bitch got the press she wanted cause of MILLIONS of angry hubby nannies. So now I have to dread the inevitable return of KEEN EDDIE cause you gave her the attention she craved!

Leatherette's picture

DAMN. I'm late to the HOOOOMEWRECKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

party.

Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
----------------------------------

magdalene's picture

another reason I've always hated this ridiculous cunt... remember when she took at shot at Paris Hilton for being trashy?

“Asked about her presence on the London club scene by W magazine in 2004, Sienna Miller, 26, snapped, “Do I look like a (f-bomb) Hilton sister? …Yeah, and check me out on the Internet having sex. The fact is, I’d rather be at home cooking.”

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272621500.shtml

at home cooking. and by cooking, she meant someone else's baby-daddy whoring.

Paris is pure class in comparison.

OXA's picture

Slutty makes Amy Winehouse look good andI have4 not heard of vagine hic-ups but have heard of panty burps.

Possum's picture

Ugh. Balthazar should be on a box of Massengill, because he is the epitome of douche.

Barb Dwyer's picture

Submitted by sparkys nemesis on August 11, 2008 - 4:47pm.

"Airline stews"?! This is not the 70's and 80's!! Most of them look like shit now. They don't have the same goodlooking and slim hiring rules that they had pre-1990's. That sort of thing is totally not PC and probably illegal. And that explains the lack of goodlooking on most flights these days. The husband or wife is more likely to find a hottie sitting next to them than one who is serving them. Hey, Sienna might be on the next flight someone's husband is on!

Michael,
THANKS for making me laugh. Keep writing mate...
xxoo

Sayonara's picture

Bal is in need of some "Just for Men" Grecian formula.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

TheBreakdown's picture

Does this skanklet ever take a second from her busy fucking schedule to rinse, condition, and COMB her goddamn hair?

She just oozes sleeze from head to ho.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Flatsy's picture

Submitted by missy on August 11, 2008 - 4:48pm.

Definitely substance over style anyday.
Boston winters do suck, but don't you just love spring, summer & fall? But only when it's not 30 & windy or 100 & humid.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She's flat and that's that!

  • Balthazar Getty