Monday, August 11th 2008

Tommy Lee Can't Give Up Meat

It would be pretty difficult for Tommy Lee to give up meat when he looks at a delicious, juicy tube steak every day. Tommy recently tried to become a vegetarian after he got back together with Pamela for the ten millionth time. It didn't really work out for him.

He said,"There's been two times now, where I've driven by In-N-Out (burger chain) and I'm like, `Pull the damn car over, I need a triple-triple (burger), dude.'"

Why did he have to say those beautiful words?! In-N-Out is main reason why I could never become a vegetarian! Every since I declared my undying love for their pieces of heaven in a bun, meanie readers have sent me pictures of themselves devouring double-doubles whole. Taunting me! Well, you know what West Coasters? You may have the food of the gods, but us East Coasters have....um...we...have...Cluck-U-Chicken? Okay, you guys win.

You know, I've always wondered why strict-vegan Pamela always goes back to The Meat aka Tommy Lee. Well, I know WHY she goes back to him, but I would think that the "meat eating" thing is a deal breaker for her.

I've heard that some vegans will only do other vegans, because meat eaters smell gross. I personally don't give an eff if I smell like Wonky McValtrex's smegma as long as I get to eat a delicious cheeseburger! And I'd totally eff with a vegan. I'm an equal opportunity slut. Shit, doing a vegan might be better for my health.

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Posted by: Michael K


Rachel there are plenty of foods out there full of protein rather than just tofu.

Dairy products, eggs, wholegrains, beans - the list goes on. Everyone needs protein everyday but a lot of foods have more in it that you'd think - just read the nutrition labels.

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Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on August 11, 2008 - 11:08pm.

I've got to get me a "I love boxed wine t-shirt" and wear it around my oh so pc, rich, yuppie, stick up their wanna be buddah butts, of a town. Where did the icon come from?

im sorry but pam and tommy are OVER THE FUCKING HILL
seriously they are like my parents age? mid 40s 50s? jus dont wanna see there weird sexual inuedos sickos!

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But there's probably a hole cut out in the bag so he can cum in her mouf.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

but maybe he has to put a paper bag over her head, lol jus to get her done! lol kidding but maybe

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Something tells me Pam Anderson gets enough protein. Huh huh huh!

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

all i gotta say is my son hates eating meat so i gotta slip tofo into everything he eats!
children need protein! everyday! pam should at least promote tofo that fake plastic surgery face and fake boob biotch lol
kidding
peace out

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pam is actually a strict vegetarian, which is odd. she's with PETA and they're all about being strict vegans. i'm a vegetarian and let me tell you.. a while ago i had a few slip ups with in and out burger too. i live in the bay area, ca and we're getting one by my house. which is bad :( i'm scared. haha

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This is why I'd have difficulty dating someone who is radically vegan.

I eat Slim Jim's almost everyday. I'd hate to give up a lifetime of delicious Slim Jims that taste like Jesus.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

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Well, I'm a vegetarian who's only ever "done it" with meat eaters, so I wouldn't know the dif. I dated a vegan guy for awhile, but we never had sex.
Damn I used to love me some In-N-Out burgers. No Gardenburger will ever taste that good. I still like their fries and shakes.
Hm, never heard of CluckU, but the one I've been dying to see is Chick Fil-a because I have never seen one of those in my life. I don't want to eat in it, I just want to drive past because I've never seen one. I'm moving from Las Vegas to Seattle in a couple months so maybe I'll get my chance.

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Submitted by Leatherette on August 11, 2008 - 6:29pm.

JESUS H that freaking hand made me back away from my monitor -- it's like his crabs are running his brain now and he's all "COOOOME TO ME, UNSPOILT VAGINA HOLDER, COOOOOME!!!"
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omfg. I just laughed so hard, Leatherette! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO! Unspoilt?
His fucking hands are skurry, man as is his face. can you imagine his disease riddled peen?

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Actually, I find Chick-A-Filla not bad for a fast food chicken place. If memory serves me, the chicken tasted pretty fresh. But that was more than ten years ago. Sometimes I see them in airports, problem is I've lived in CA for so long all I eat is semi-organic shit so the fast food really harms my innards. Even In-n-Out gives me indigestion sometimes, but it's probably due to the red meat (which I tend not to eat too often because it's hard for me to digest). Fuck it...I'm rambling...!

Your face!

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Our best pizza is thin crust, but there's some pretty good thick crust Chicago style pizza around. But, damn, NYC pizza is DAMN good and greasy. I've only found one place in SF that comes close to it, but the crust isn't quite soft enough.

Anyway, In n Out is AWESOME! I eat it maybe once a month though, cause Fisherman's Wharf is way too tourist-y to even bother putting up with to head out there every week. I see enough French people in the Haight.

Your face!

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once upon a time Pam WAS hotness...but those days are done. And I'd rather get my protein from meat and not jizz...

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That photo still! UGH. Scarier than any horror movie I've ever seen (and I've seen a LOT)!

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Submitted by letinstar on August 11, 2008 - 9:34pm.

all the meat sausages pammy sucked over the years certainly cannot classify her a vegetarian either...

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LOL and one can only imagine what sort of odor comes from her!

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I HATE that picture of Pommy and Tam. Yuck.

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Oh but hey, aren't you in NYC? You have REAL pizza and LA is truly lost in that category.

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all the meat sausages pammy sucked over the years certainly cannot classify her a vegetarian either...
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I've tried becoming a veggie a million times but after 3 or 4 months I give in. I can't help it I love chicken. But that's about the only animal I eat. I refuse to eat fish, duck, rabbit, etc because I've had/have them as pets so I guess I'm classified as a semi-vegetarian or whatever they're called.

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Submitted by thehoustongirl on August 11, 2008 - 6:20pm

I only went to Whataburger once and the place was so filthy I was scared to ever go back to another one. And that was the hangout spot in our town...

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HAHAHA!!!! Cluck-U chicken!!! I thought that was just a ghetto DC thing; they have a chain?

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All of my family and most of my friends are meat eaters so I wouldn't mind fucking one. I don't notice a difference in smell (their breath kinda smells but not like a BO issue) and I've found that some vegans can kind of smell (this might be TMI, but new vegans tend to have such gas issues. It stops after a while, though, I guess your body gets used to the new foods). Although I can't say I wouldn't try to convert them.

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I thought In & Out Burger was the shizznic when I first went out to L.A. but when I went again many years later, I was like what the hell is this sawdust shit bland thing I am eating.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

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I thought In & Out Burger was the shizznic when I first went out to L.A. but when I went again many years later, I was like what the hell is this sawdust shit bland thing I am eating.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 11, 2008 - 5:11pm.

I have actually never had an In&Out Burger. I've never been a fast food person, but I would NEVER be a vegetarian.

Fuck that nonsense!
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same here, limit myself to fish and fowl as meat souurces, so I make a mean turkey burger, and know every joint that throws down a juicy turkey burger, and every quality sushi bar

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JESUS H that freaking hand made me back away from my monitor -- it's like his crabs are running his brain now and he's all "COOOOME TO ME, UNSPOILT VAGINA HOLDER, COOOOOME!!!"

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Submitted by FatMartha on August 11, 2008 - 3:50pm.

I am sad that I have never been to the West Coast and had In-N-Out. I have several friends there who always rant and rave about it.

HOWEVER, I HAVE been to Whataburger in the South. That place is fucking delicious, too. Mmmm. Anyone else been there??
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Whataburger is the SHIT!!! I go almost every weekend :)

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Submitted by Little China Doll on August 11, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 11, 2008 - 5:35pm.
I've never had In-and-Out Burger! :( I've eaten at Fatburger, is it the same?
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Oh Dee Dee...no, it's not the same at all. You're missing out!

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Well I better get my ass to an In-and-Out Burger stat!

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YESSSSS!!!! In-and-Out is the food of the Gods and we east-coasters are seriously deprived. Double-Double wild style holy cow i'm getting wet just thinking about it....

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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Lived in Vegas for years...they have In & Outs...so if you ever visit...

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I feel itchy after looking at those 2 has-beens...

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I haven't eaten meat or poultry for the most part for years, but I have the occasional walk on the wild side. It all depends on the cut of the meat.

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2Di4, lol at Vadge tested, mother approved! Too funny. As per the size, I agree on the 7 inches. It didn't look that much bigger to me and it definitely wasn't that thick either. I think you're being generous about the bottle thickness.

I've never had in 'n out burger. I may have to fly to LA to try it. Although I was saving my trip to go to Robertson Blvd to meet international super model PP.

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Submitted by DeeDee on August 11, 2008 - 5:35pm.
I've never had In-and-Out Burger! :( I've eaten at Fatburger, is it the same?
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Oh Dee Dee...no, it's not the same at all. You're missing out!

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Submitted by Bonasera on August 11, 2008 - 5:18pm.

Am I the only one who thinks Tommy's dick ain't all that? I remember watching the roast to Pammy on Comedy Central and all they talked about was how "big Tommy's cock" was. Even Tommy himself said that all of them must have really small dicks since they were so impressed with it. I know I have seen much better and bigger than his.

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EXACTLY! I'm going to guess it at 7" and maybe a circumference size of a bottle of Lea & Perrins*, based upon my not so scientific sleuthing. (meaning, i did an image search and found a pic on a gay site). Has the actual size been reported anywhere?

* For all you dirty minds, I went shopping last nite and got worchestershire sauce, which is why I'm saying that bottle size. Not because it's vadge tested, mother approved.

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Submitted by DeeDee on August 11, 2008 - 10:35am.
I've never had In-and-Out Burger! :( I've eaten at Fatburger, is it the same?
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Fatburger has a more vinagery, mustardy taste to it and theres not as many varied options at fatburger as at in and out...

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And uh (CLICK) (KKKAAAA CHING!)
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Submitted by NovaNightly on August 11, 2008 - 5:09pm.
I dunno man...i hear that what you eat affects your "taste" downstairs....as well as smell. Eating veggies all day long has got to make Pam's smegma taste like soggy nasty veggies.....BLECH!!
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I wonder if she sneaks in a jr. hamburger every now and then.

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I've never had In-and-Out Burger! :( I've eaten at Fatburger, is it the same?

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Sorry, Michael, us west coasters actually do have Cluck U but apparently they found the name too offensive and changed it to University Chicken.

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Animal style fries NOW please!

I would go, but always such a line. I'm having a nasty $5 footlong from Subway instead.

Poor quality.

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Ahhh im thinking an In-n-out double-double with grilled onions!!!!!!!!!!!! Fan-fucking-tastic!!!

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Submitted by Bonasera on August 11, 2008 - 10:18am.
Am I the only one who thinks Tommy's dick ain't all that? I remember watching the roast to Pammy on Comedy Central and all they talked about was how "big Tommy's cock" was. Even Tommy himself said that all of them must have really small dicks since they were so impressed with it. I know I have seen much better and bigger than his.

As for Pam, that bitch needs to accept that she's over the hill and stop pretending to be a "girl" on the loose anymore. Go home and take care of your kids, slut.
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Seriously...every guy ive been with has been either longer than him or thicker than him....and very painful so that makes me askeered of sex, but I cant say I know enough or have sex often enough to compare who I am right now to a totally differnt sexual being that I might have been when I was younger so I dunno.....I just ecpect big things and ive never seen a small peen....

And youre so right about pam, shes a couple years younger than my mom, and I dont want to call her unsexy...but you cant be a completly sexual being at 40 like you maybe can 20 because you should be more learned at that point....its just pathetic...

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All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And uh (CLICK) (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money

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I'm a vegetarian and I love In-N-Out. The grilled cheese animal style is delicious!

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I'm a vegetarian & I go to In n Out occasionally. I get a grilled cheese with extra spread.

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Submitted by 2Di4 on August 11, 2008 - 5:15pm.

Yesssss, animal style!! And the teens with the HUGE safety pins that keep their aprons together. =) Aww, I need me some INO.

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Am I the only one who thinks Tommy's dick ain't all that? I remember watching the roast to Pammy on Comedy Central and all they talked about was how "big Tommy's cock" was. Even Tommy himself said that all of them must have really small dicks since they were so impressed with it. I know I have seen much better and bigger than his.

As for Pam, that bitch needs to accept that she's over the hill and stop pretending to be a "girl" on the loose anymore. Go home and take care of your kids, slut.

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out of curiousity, does anyone have an official ruling on Tommy's underoo size? I saw a pic and can't say I was super impressed. Acceptable, but not exactly a sea monster from what I could see.

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Aquarius...exactly.
I personally feel like more and more it becomes less of their 'values' and 'morals' and more of just getting people to be like them...BORING!! Hah.