Tommy Lee Can't Give Up Meat
It would be pretty difficult for Tommy Lee to give up meat when he looks at a delicious, juicy tube steak every day. Tommy recently tried to become a vegetarian after he got back together with Pamela for the ten millionth time. It didn't really work out for him.
He said,"There's been two times now, where I've driven by In-N-Out (burger chain) and I'm like, `Pull the damn car over, I need a triple-triple (burger), dude.'"
Why did he have to say those beautiful words?! In-N-Out is main reason why I could never become a vegetarian! Every since I declared my undying love for their pieces of heaven in a bun, meanie readers have sent me pictures of themselves devouring double-doubles whole. Taunting me! Well, you know what West Coasters? You may have the food of the gods, but us East Coasters have....um...we...have...Cluck-U-Chicken? Okay, you guys win.
You know, I've always wondered why strict-vegan Pamela always goes back to The Meat aka Tommy Lee. Well, I know WHY she goes back to him, but I would think that the "meat eating" thing is a deal breaker for her.
I've heard that some vegans will only do other vegans, because meat eaters smell gross. I personally don't give an eff if I smell like Wonky McValtrex's smegma as long as I get to eat a delicious cheeseburger! And I'd totally eff with a vegan. I'm an equal opportunity slut. Shit, doing a vegan might be better for my health.
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Can I haz a cheezeburger?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Ain't nothing in the world like a Double-Double Animal Style with an overflowing order of fresh cut fries, prepared by squeaky-clean Christian teens.
I may have to hit that up for dinner tonight just to make all y'all East Coasters jealous!
Every vegan I've known who has said they would only date other vegans (which is most of them) couldn't get a vegan OR non-vegan date to save their lives, which is probably why they say that.
Ugh, militant vegetarians and vegans piss me off more than anything. I tend to agree with some of their views but the way they proselytize to people and won't leave them alone about their food choices totally illegitimizes them and drives people to do the opposite of what they're preaching.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 11, 2008 - 10:09am.
I dunno man...i hear that what you eat affects your "taste" downstairs....as well as smell. Eating veggies all day long has got to make Pam's smegma taste like soggy nasty veggies.....BLECH!!
Its not good for the flora and fauna to only eat greens. The bagina needs meat!! lol
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Nope.....I ate nothing but sweet wh*t for a couple of weeks and had a guy go down there and he said it still didnt taste sweet.....thats just a myth!
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All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And uh (CLICK) (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
Mmmmmmm In-n-Out!!!
Last time i was on the East Coast I was sooo flipping mad because there were only Wendy's.....oh, that and the bugs over there in Florida were GINORMOUS!!!!! Probably put that shit in their burgers...step on it and fry it up!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Pam isn't vegan. She's vegetarian.
My sister is down in the kitchen making Pod Thai right now and all I can think of is a burger.
The only place we have here is Mickey D's and BK in the immediate vicinity. If I want to go downtown I can go to Johnny Rocket's for cheap, or I can go to one of the overpriced places and get a $40 burger... hmmm....
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Hi5.
I have actually never had an In&Out Burger. I've never been a fast food person, but I would NEVER be a vegetarian.
Fuck that nonsense!
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Haha, yes Viva... I love being the DDL! Nobody better talk shit about my INO.
Yeah, my cuz has been a vegan for over 5 years and a vegetarian for 10. UGH!
Could. Not. Do. It. And I wouldn't want to!! It's nearing dinner time here on the east coast and I'm feeling the sudden urge for a cheeseburger! I think I'm going to take a picture with my cell and send it to my cousin.
I dunno man...i hear that what you eat affects your "taste" downstairs....as well as smell. Eating veggies all day long has got to make Pam's smegma taste like soggy nasty veggies.....BLECH!!
Its not good for the flora and fauna to only eat greens. The bagina needs meat!! lol
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 11, 2008 - 10:05am.
LCD, I am gonna call you DDL for the rest of the day, K! And you can talk about burgers as much as you want (gives me an excuse to keep talking about 'em)
Seriously, unless it is for medical reasons, I can not imagine someone willingly saying no to meat. Like, how can you have tasted bacon and say, yep, I'm done with that, yucky. Madness. I ate about a pound and a half of bacon pissy drunk yesterday and the shit was like heaven in my mouth.
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FATTY FATTY BOOM BALATTY!
Dont call the cops!
Thats a loooooot of food to eat, I was watching a special about a man who weighed 1300 pounds and he ate and ate but never felt full......yet he insisted that he ate the same amount as any "normal" person while he waddled in the same spot he had been laying in for 3 months....
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All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And uh (CLICK) (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
I ate about a pound and a half of bacon pissy drunk yesterday and the shit was like heaven in my mouth.
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LOL@ pissy drunk!
Submitted by Stoney on August 11, 2008 - 10:02am.
I think a herpe just popped out of my eye.
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You can use that sh*t.....for.....REVENGE on anyone you hate if youre f uped like that! Remember how Cartman gave Kyle AIDS because he hates Jews.....
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All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And uh (CLICK) (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
I still think Pam is really pretty.
I have always had a thing for tommy. lainey said he's pretty sexy in person, not that she would do him but she gets it, ya know
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love me some Mayer....so what!!!its complicated
LCD, I am gonna call you DDL for the rest of the day, K! And you can talk about burgers as much as you want (gives me an excuse to keep talking about 'em)
Seriously, unless it is for medical reasons, I can not imagine someone willingly saying no to meat. Like, how can you have tasted bacon and say, yep, I'm done with that, yucky. Madness. I ate about a pound and a half of bacon pissy drunk yesterday and the shit was like heaven in my mouth.
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near
Submitted by Little China Doll on August 11, 2008 - 5:01pm.
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I'm in the SE, too, and Five Guys are everywhere!
Submitted by Little China Doll on August 11, 2008 - 9:54am.
Double Double Loonie!! Yes, tis me. Tis me.
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Anyone ever eat at Winnie burger before it went outta bussines? Had burgers the size of the mask's head, you'd be set for weeks with one of those things!
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All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And uh (CLICK) (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
I know it's kind of boring, but I've always had a deep and abiding love for a good ol' Big Mac. I freaking love those so much, I won't touch one because I will want one every day. So I stay away and just say "No!"
I think a herpe just popped out of my eye.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
I live in the southeast now, so the closest thing to my INO is 5 guys. That shit is pretty damn good too. ALright, seriously? I've posted a million times about hamburgers. I'm done now.
I think.
Submitted by Little China Doll on August 11, 2008 - 1:57pm.
I have a cousin who's vegan and hardcore about it too. Tries to make all of us 'carnivores' feel like crap. I'm always like "yeah, it's a terrible thing huh?" while eating a double double in front of her face.
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On behalf of us carnivores, thank you.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Euphoria on August 11, 2008 - 1:54pm.
mmmm Five Guys (Va in the hizzy! I have lived a lot of places, eaten a lot of burgers)
nom nom nom
I want a burger now
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near
I have a cousin who's vegan and hardcore about it too. Tries to make all of us 'carnivores' feel like crap. I'm always like "yeah, it's a terrible thing huh?" while eating a double double in front of her face.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 11, 2008 - 4:50pm.
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I live in the South and I've never seen a Whataburger. I have, however, eaten a Fat Mo's burger and it's delish. My hubby loves Five Guys Burgers and Fries.
Double Double Loonie!! Yes, tis me. Tis me.
(I thought she said something like that once and it was someone's siggie for a while...)
Vegetarians taste better, too. Especially if they eat a lot of strawberries.
Vegans are like biclyers.....they ride there bikes in the middle of a motor lane at 2 mph, even though there are all kinds of sidewalks and trails for them to utilze, and cop an attitude when you wix by there there ass barely missing cliping there retarded asses for engaging in retarded activities. Be veg if you want, but dont denegrate other who arent by calling them stinky and doing all that other crazy shizz that peta does.....fing whore.
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All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And uh (CLICK) (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
FatMartha... Texas in the house! Yeah, whataburger is pretty tasty, but times it by a thousand to get just how tasty InNOut is
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near
LCD--- That was just spooky! I dub thee "DoubleDoubleLoonie"
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near
Dude is addicted to Pam's drippy, floppy, diseased vagina. I'm sure it looks, smells and feels just like a rotting mussel.
I am sad that I have never been to the West Coast and had In-N-Out. I have several friends there who always rant and rave about it.
HOWEVER, I HAVE been to Whataburger in the South. That place is fucking delicious, too. Mmmm. Anyone else been there??
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Hi5.
I'm in burger heaven. An In-n-Out just opened up two blocks from my office.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 11, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Vegans smell of moral goodliness
Morals smell like SHIT!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
That show of hers is such a fucking mess. The distortion on the cameras is fuckin ridiculous like shes trying to convince us she ain't some tried up whore with remnants of Tommy's and god knows who else dried up left over cum from 1994. Bitch FUCK OFF.
Viva!! Agree!
I'm going to become a Bragaloonie of sorts (I don't even know how you spell that shit) but for In-N-Out. From this day forward, please call me "I HEART I-N-O". Let me begin...For the record, there is no way In-N-Out would endorse something like Pam Anderson. This is a tabloid story!! I am In-N-Out's biggest fan, so just trust. Saying I-N-O is just 'meat' is like calling ducks swans. It's just stupid.
(didn't she say some lame shit like that?)
When are these two tards just going to fucking stay married?? It's inevitable.
Vegans smell of moral goodliness.
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Aperitif for Destruction
Vegans smell funky.
OH SNAP! who said Aids?
yes i think of full blown, real meat AIDS when i see them
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Pam Anderson is the poster girl for an In-and-Out piece of meat.
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*GASP* How dare you beesh? That shit is like ambrosiameat, the burger of the gods. Pam's mangled snatch should not even be in the same room with an In-N-Out burger.
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near
Is it gross that I think Tommy Lee is kind of hot in a disgusting, skeezy, slimey, crackhead, AIDS-y way?
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Hi5.
Every time I see these two all I can picture is them fucking in a dumpster.
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Pam Anderson is the poster girl for an In-and-Out piece of meat.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
her tofu pussy is so tight it whistles too right Cunt Gravy?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 11, 2008 - 3:31pm.
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Plus, she doesn't look a day over 25.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Cunt Gravy,
As much as I agree that Pam is a pillar of society, she is Canadian.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Christ, you have to sign a waiver from Cluck-U Chicken to get the "911 Sauce"?! ha
I can't stand twats like Pammy with their "Veggier-Than-Thou" attitude. Shaddup. If YOU don't want to eat meat, fine.
All the fucking makeup Pammy wears is is filled with animal bi-products like WHALE BLUBBER.
And Pammy is frikkin' 40+ years old, but her new lame ass show on "E" is called Girl On The Loose. Grow up already, Pammy. Your girlhood was 35 years ago.
Here in the Northeast, we have Johnny Rocket's - which rule. On an unrelated note, that pic is going to haunt my nightmares tonight - it looks like he is going to pull me through the screen into a grave
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Ahhhh, In-N-Out. Now that's something I miss. Best. Burgers. Ever.