ANGELYNE!!!

All you people putting all this negative comment about Angelyne look at yourself in the mirror and you wish you look that good for a woman of her age .. and you know who i am talking about fat pig ass

who the fuck.....

And now that I'm thinking about it... Doesn't Katie Holmes dress like a 60 year old? Maybe we can get that short Florence Henderson wig off her head and plop it onto Angelyne. Then we'll need Katie's granny sweaters and slacks sets to complete Angelyne's transformation into a normal looking 60 year old. I don't know if we can help Katie. She's hopeless.

Lindsay Lohan: aged 75.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

What the heck is with those busted down shoes? Surely she can afford a new pair of hot pink plastic platforms. Or did they stop making them 20 years ago and she's hanging on to the last pair?

She oozes class!
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If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong

I wear my eyeliner a bit on the thick side.

That man in the American Apparel ad needs to stop buttfucking me with his eyes.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

love her thick black eyeliner

I think she was quite pretty when she was young.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

Submitted by HollyMadison on August 12, 2008 - 2:52am.
MK, can you please put a NSFL warning above the pic next time there's geriatric pussy involved.
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Bitch-elder porn is the new thing. Pathetic baby boomers trying to hold on to their youth gotta pretend they're hot. Get used to it.

This woman looks like she is in porn. Her billboards look porn. Anyone know why she didn't go into porn a long time ago?

Lol ok, have fun :P

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

not sure was a drunkin dressie up night out on the town.....lotsa things rubbed on my boobs not sure lol kidding lol not realy but yeah oooo yeah peace out

hi pam! (of the future)

Rachel, do I have to even ask what the eyeshadow was doing on your boobs? LOL

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

"She has a pink maltese named Buddha" (from wikki. Had to wikki her b/c I didn't know who she was.)

Ok. So this is about at LA as it gets. A pink buddha. A woman who looks like this and thinks she's in touch with Buddha. Except in Boulder Colorado where it's actually ILLEGAL to dye your dog's hair=that somehow seems more LA than LA. That's like NAZI buddhist law.

Pamela Anderson has got to be worried about this-hence the no close up order.
This is what happens to girls who don't evolve their look as they age. You can't hold on to long bleached hair and hooker heels forever. Well, I mean you CAN, you'll just look ridiculous. At some point you've got to cover it up and class it up.

yep me too! had or still do have some cool eyeshadow with sparkles that i rubbed on my boobs before i went out into the public with my friends on the town fun times and dont remember times LOL

MK, can you please put a NSFL warning above the pic next time there's geriatric pussy involved. I don't care if it's pantied, It's still the most exposed I've ever been to granny-tang and I did NOT like it.

I have that same eyeshadow, except mine sparkles. I'm tacky and I don't care.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

have been to a few 80s parties myself and have pics!
fun times fun times spandex big hair and lotsa eye makeup! wooo glad i was not the only one!
so much prep just to get drunk and loose it(the look) so fast lol
good times!

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

I just knew the lucite heels were coming into the story before I even got there!

You are obsessed with those Lucite's. We should pool our money and send you a pair but only after Brit Brit has wore them in 100 degree heat for a week first!

Ps: That lady looks like by bestie, babygirl. Yes she's 43 and still goes by babygirl although it should be baby old girl.

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www.poorbritney.com

This is how Christina Haguilera's going to look in thirty years.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 11, 2008 - 11:55pm.

angel, no!! JOE brought up Sheeps having gold lame pants! I was responding......hahahhaha
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LOL! Whew! Well, that's a relief! ;p

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Submitted by letinstar on August 11, 2008 - 9:30pm.
her cans could use a better fiiting bra that lifts and separates...

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Somebody get her a Jane Russell endorsed "cross your heart" bra...it lifts and separates. Unfortunately it won't help the rest of her.

Hey folks,
Sorry for making generalizations about Los angelians, I know you guys are right, the media just makes me insane sometimes. It's all I see, and I don't understand sometimes why this is so important to us. It really makes me wish I had an opportunity to move away to some other country where this doesn't damage the quality of life so much
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angel, no!! JOE brought up Sheeps having gold lame pants! I was responding......hahahhaha

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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"

@PSL:

You need to go get yourself a pair of those pants if you're STILL talking them! Admit it - you are DYING to find a way to work those into your wardrobe!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

*cries*

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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008

Sexay!

I have a toned down (slightly) version in my neighborhood, actually! She always has some exotic animal perched on/hanging off her and she likes to rollerskate:)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 11, 2008 - 11:32pm.
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Yeh I like them too. I just think that Sheeps needs to admit that's he not a size 16 anymore. There's no shame in carrying a little extra wool on your derriere.

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Joe I love gold lame pants! So sexy!

Sheeps, do you really think that is an over generalization? Really? haha

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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"

This why LA is like granola alot of FRUITS,NUTS,AND FLAKES!

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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

Submitted by peaches on August 11, 2008 - 6:16pm.
This is why I can't fathom wanting to live in LA! being around empty shallow people would just be so vomit inducing!

This might be a tiny over-generalization.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 11, 2008 - 11:06pm
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Hahahaha! I should have said *I personally know A very very deep person. Cuz we know that Sheepsy's all about the superficial stuff, like does his ass look big in these gold lame pants?

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joe, thank you so much! I had no idea you thought so highly of me! * tears up*

hahhahaha

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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"

Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 11, 2008 - 8:42pm.
English major?

Submitted by peaches on August 11, 2008 - 9:16pm
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I'd hazard a guess and say that LA doesn't have a monopoly on shallow people. I personally know some very, very deep people that live there.

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I think In 'n' Out is waaayyy better than this tranny mess. Oh man In 'n' Out is like effin HEAVEN, you don't know what you're missing MK! (Oh wait you do, I forgot about the other post!)

Your face!

what? you mean there's no hooker retirement benefits?? shut up!

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think of the chilfren!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world

A real life, used up real doll. Damn. Gross.

her cans could use a better fiiting bra that lifts and separates...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

i have never seen such a more inspirinh vision of lovlieness in all my life. michael, post only information, recent developments and defication records of ANGELYNE!!!

It would be AWESOME if she were a college professor who taught advanced physics or something. Everyone in the auditorium would be dying to ask her about the outfit, but would be too polite to do so.

She'd probably get lipstick and Ben Gay stains on exams when she handed them back.

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This is why I can't fathom wanting to live in LA! being around empty shallow people would just be so vomit inducing!

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Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 11, 2008 - 8:53pm.

Cunt.Gravy you hold back so much. I know you have more in you than that, homey.

I see a pair of Depends peeking out from under that hot pink leopard print skirt.

I imagine licking her breasts would be like tasting milk after its expiration date.
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You are a sad, empty burlap cumrap you cock-guzzling slutbag trollopho skankwhore slutbitch fuglyass gunt. I want to puke all over your face and watch it melt off your aging skull. I want to watch you cry as you are torn apart by the stray neighborhood dogs attracted by the evil aroma of your malevolent cooch. Oh how I dream of seeing you weep in total despair and agony for the ignominous way you have lived your despicably hedonistic life.

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

Do you cry at night, Angelyne, as you think back to the shred of beauty you may have once posessed? Do you recoil in terror when you view your decaying body in the mirror, the vestiges of your youth still fading before your eyes? Do you squeeze your eyes shut and clench your fists to the side of your head as you recall how your stepfather used to fuck you behind the garage? You are a filthy, disgusting human being and you sicken me to my very core, you ugly fucking ancient slut.

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

This octagenarian cocksucking whorebitch needs to clothe her wan, fetid, wrinkly rolls in something other than leopard print and fuchsia nylon. Perhaps an iron maiden might do the trick? Old whores like this dried-up cum dump should be dipped in honey and fed to the fire ants. As her odorous and putrid pussy was ravaged by the savage venom of her hymenopteric attackers, I hopes she remembers the way she waster her disgusting and hedonistic life and takes the lesson all the way to hell where this ugly, immoral piece of pussymeat will spend all eternity being fucked senseless and torn apart by Satan's 18 demoncocks at once.

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton