Monday, August 11th 2008
ANGELYNE!!!
Next to In-N-Out (see below), Angelyne is my favorite thing about Los Angeles. The Billboard Queen proves that just because you're 150, doesn't mean you have to dress like it!
Angelyne is truly a precious daffodil blowing in the summer breeze. The only thing missing from her luxurious ensemble is a pair of Shauna Sand's exquisite lucite heels.
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HA...ok, let me rephrase...my boobs are 8...the twins are 3-1/2. lol. Funny how that came out.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I have implants...not porn star size...but i swear that if they begin to fall i will have them lifted. Nothing looks worse than saggy breasties. So far they have endured having twins and have stayed put...they are currently 8 years old. My little darlings!! ;P
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Isn't she Shauna's mom?
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
When I was a wee lil' runaway punkrocker, she bought me lunch.
Poor thing.. she's a wreck now. Total coke-head.
Does not compute......
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
This is pretty disturbing.
Thank you MK.. I have had soo many conversations with friends about what women with breast implants would look like when they were older.. granted I expected them to look a bit more demure but the big breasts hanging down around her stomach is EXACTLY what I pictured. Get ready.. there are ALOT more of these to come in the next 20-30 years..
Bitch fight! That's Shauna's corner!
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Aperitif for Destruction
She needs to pick up her boobies and reattach them about 4 inches higher. She might not look so bad then. Oh yeah...and pull the skirt down. *sigh*...she's an old LA icon...so I will just leave it alone now.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I met Angelyne a few weeks ago at The French Market on Santa Monica Boulevard. She was super friendly and stopped and chatted with me and my friends for a few minutes.
Seems like she's coming out more...as well she should, she's amazing!
Love you Angelyne!
She's like a skankier, low rent version of Charo.
Submitted by yolie on August 11, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Here's Angelyne in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkg8DCjoQk
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NIGHTMARE TIMES!
Oh Barb Dwyer...no matter how many times I see your avie, it scares the shit out of me.
Uh, I have not seen a billboard with her Anime mug on it in a long while. Her rich pepaw husband (he must be 100) must have put his arthritic pepaw foot down and said no more!
I've seen her driving around in her pink corvette....yikes! She's hard to miss...thats for sure.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Here's Angelyne in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkg8DCjoQk
This is PP's future for sure...attention whores NEVER die.
she's a vision isn't she? lovely really. she should model and squeeze a few more pounds in that outfit. ;>
Several years ago we took some kids on a school field trip to the El Capitan theater in Hollywood. I remember the kiddies asking lots of questions about Angelyne when they saw her billboard.
Another thing, she has a cameo in Earth Girls Are Easy!
What the fuck is that and where is its shame?
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
LOL WTF!
"because life isn't black &white"
www.thegreylist.com
As ugly and threw as she looks....I cant stop looking at her dirt, musty, ragady ann panties....
Its hypnotising....
( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And uh (CLICK) (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
WOW! A face and body shot! Very rare!!
I saw her once back in the 90s, driving her pink Corvette a couple of miles from my house. And even then I couldn't get a glimpse of that gorgeous creature's face (almost hit some parked cars trying. it would have been worth it).
You'd have to hit it -- just so you could tell the world.
mopa! i love your little baby platys!! awww!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Holy Horror Hotness!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
We always wondered why Angelyne ran those huge expensive billboard photos(with phone number) of herself.
Does she turn trick$? How old is she really?
Discuss!
Thank GOD she's wearing underwear or else I would have thrown my computer out the window.
MK, darlin', I am convinced you were birthed and raised in a brothel! LOL!
What the heeeeelllll.......
damn, i can see her depends in the big pic --barf--
-=meow hiss purr=-
This crypt-keeper has billboards sprinkled here and there throughout Los Angeles and the Valley and they are SO not an accurate depiction of this monstrosity. MK- HOW could you leave out a pic of her trademark pink Corvette with her name on the license plate???
Angelyne just gets in her car and drives all over the place in her Pepto Bismol 'Vette just for exposure.
Crazy ol' bag.
My husband was on the freeway and saw her a little while back and he said that she looked over at him and blew him kisses like he was an adoring fan!
This is PP in 3 years (since we know she ain't 35).
"File this under: Memaw Crotch." Haha MK.
who is she? nice saggy, wonky fun bags...ew on so many levels.
Are you sure this isn't Pammy Anderson?
i see her in hollywood all the time driving her pink barbie corvette.that face is tragic!
Vintage clothes 1920s-1980s http://freewebs.com/gossiprag
Submitted by Euphoria on August 11, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Ain't THAT the truth?!
Yes and I don't think I like what I see bubbling out the side of the 'dress'.
Or, the granny panties.
Yuck MK, why before dinner?
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She's flat and that's that!
I remember her from back in the 80's. She used to drive a pink corvette.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I remember her from back in the 80's. She used to drive a pink corvette.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Shauna Sand in, um, I don't know, a year?
Hell yeah. This is really what Hollywood is like, not the scrubbed up pictures you see outside the Ivy and the haute couture shops! Crazy people walk around crazily dressed crazily. Some are buskers performing for dollars and some, like memaw here, are just plain crazy sexy cool.
LA-LA land fo'real!
Who!? why are we being tortured!!!
I thought Angelyne had croaked. It is good to see she is still kicking,but she needs to update her ol' whore look a bit.
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
Submitted by Flatsy on August 11, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Her shoes are filthy.
But, that's the least of her problems.
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Ain't THAT the truth?!
Pamela Anderson in 10 years Britney Spears in 5.
That one finger nail in the main pic is so damn birght, I feel like it's glowing. Wait...there's a whole other hand in the photo. I'm blind.
I used to wear clothes like that. In 1988. At least when I could get away with changing in the bad girls bathroom before school.
And I didn't know Naturalizer made shoes for old horz.
Her shoes are filthy.
But, that's the least of her problems.
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She's flat and that's that!
i like how she attempted to match her bag to her dress, but failed horribly.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
What in Aging Tranny Hell is THAT???