This Is Terrifying
I just watched this video in its entirety, so I may sound more brain dead than usual. Tori and Dean made a music video for their reality show on Oxygen. Yes, music. Yes, Tori sings. It's not really singing. It's more like the sound of a baby ostrich choking on broken glass.
In the video, Tori and Dean dress up as a bunch of famous couples including Lucy & Desi, Courtney & Kurt, and Sonny & Cher. It's fucking murder to the ears and the eyes! It's seriously a horror show. This shit can be released as the next SAW movie. As is.
On a positive note, I'm going to make this video work for me. The next time I have people over and they refuse to fucking leave. I will whip out this little piece of hell and watch them scatter like roaches for the front door.
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fucking awesome lmfao
Wow, that was something.
Does she not look like Ethel Merman in her Lucy getup? Take a look:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/Ethel_Merman_NYWTS_cr...
i think they should always dress like courtney and kurt. they looked pretty good in that part of the video.
As fug as Tori is, she is down to earth and is self depricating. I think this video and their show are funny. They know how silly this is all and unlike some Almighty celebs, do not take themselves seriously.
"Submitted by TexnDoc on August 11, 2008 - 7:48pm.
Lucille Ball was a perfectionist and I've read even Tallulah Bankhead was intimidated by her (and Tallulah wasn't intimidated by many).
If Lucy was alive today and saw this she would have reached up and pulled out Tori's tonsils through her no-no hole. I wish she was alive today."
Lucy wasn't just a perfectionist, she was literally a FIGHTER who became a self-made icon in a time where the only iconic women were pristine, proper, and kept a steady step behind their man. They broke the mold when they made Miss Lucy.
I like them both. Yes, they suck at singing, but I think they know that.
We all know Tori is not blessed with good looks, but at least she tries to work with what she has. I don't get the hatred for her. Well, I get it, I just disagree with it.
whoever thinks this is cute has some serious issues, like they were never hugged as a child or something. its an abortion of epic proportions!!
seriously, in love or not & love is a beautiful thing, i was utterly embarrassed for them.
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Oh for fuck's sake, she looks like Fiona from Shrek.
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this is bloody brilliance...esp if oxygen wants to kill their network!
i'd rather listen to brits cheeto cackle all day long
OMFG. Who fucking told them this was a good idea. Do they have managers? Delusional.
I thought they were cute. No hating. We all wish we were in love and had the money to do fun stuff like that.
Oh cute, they have the Baby Bjorn Synergy!!!... I also use it for my baby, those carriers are awesome.
So Dean, what first attracted you to the Spelling heiress? Her Desperate Dan chin? Her fish eyes? Her lack of talent, taste or decency? Or her fucking money?
All that money and she is still that ugly? What would she be like without the cash? Why it would fry your eyes.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
She must be the ugliest person on the face of the earth.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Oh shit I just thought of who she reminds me of - Moe Sislack (sp?) - from 'The Simpsons'! She really DOES look like a Simpsons character. A Simpsons character mixed with a muppet and Jabba The Hutt.
There have been pics of her in the past where I have thought she looked ok. I try to convince myself that she isn't the Fug Queen from Fugarania. But then I'll see her next to normal looking women and I just think FUCK, she really is ugly! Gawd I feel sorry for her.
Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.
Tori doesn't bother me. Sorry. She looks really fug as Lucy though. Show looks a little boring if they're just going to be all lovey dovey in it. Don't these bitches know people only tune in to see the marriage fall apart?
Ok, I liked it. It was cute! And I think Tori was rockin' the Courtney. She should totally keep the look. (you know, the hair keeps the eye from peepin' her chin!)
And to all you nay-sayers:
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttt!
Dean McNobody as Kurt Cobain? Totally unnecessary. Tell me who's brain spawned this idea, I have a fireplace poker with their asshole's name on it.
FUck, If I was Luci Arnaz or Desi Jr, I'd be fucking suing these two for something!!!
I hate these two vapid twats with a passion. THe baboon faced husband never looks like he takes a bath. Tori, well, it has all been said about her.
SHe looks more like Fred Mertz rather than Lucy.
It's not enough that her frog faced father polluted our culture w/his lame tv shows but now she is desecrating sacred icons. Why can't this fug jap just go away?
If only they had done Sid and Nancy, where Sid stabs Nancy in the hotel bathroom, and then kills himself by overdosing on heroin. And I mean without the acting.
Courtney & Kurt? Maybe. Sonny & Cher? Perhaps.
Lucy and Desi? NO FUCKING WAY.
-And, with that. I'm outtie.
But, before I go...here's a lil' song for all you stalkers out there...an 'omage' if you will.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvnVb_TytwE
*chuckles*
Sweet dreams, dlisters (like, love or hate me I'm here to stay).
Love,
Me
Submitted by ronnyk on August 11, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Oh MK it's not THAT bad. I think you need someone to bang your No-no hole.
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MK doesn't have a no-no hole. He has a yes-yes hole.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 11, 2008 - 8:33pm.
This deformed dromedary and her rat-faced husband need to get a fucking clue. I want to tie them to a bed and force them to watch this flaming piece of shit while I douse them with flesh-eating killer maggots. These fucking losers deserve to burn for the many sins against humanity they have committed. Force them to battle to the death with rusty weapons and if they won't do it sic rabid pit bulls on them. Now THAT's reality TV
Awwww...damn! That's what I was going to say! CG, I am thrilled by your eloquence.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I am going to sound like a big fag for saying this but I thought it was kinda cute.
(Please don't throw things at me!)
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 11, 2008 - 11:06pm.
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I'm thinkin that I could make a little bit on the side here; I could set up a little stand by the pedestrian crossing and sell red bull and vodka to the kids as they get out of school. Just to give them that little extra *zing* to tackle their homework.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOCUrN7LUZQ&feature=related
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 11, 2008 - 8:04pm.
Awwwwww, don't say that. And if it comes to that, get a roomy uniform for the flask.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 11, 2008 - 11:02pm.
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I'm a nervous wreck wondering if I'll fit into my Lollypop Lady uniform.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOCUrN7LUZQ&feature=related
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 11, 2008 - 7:52pm.
Hey Joe! What are you doing up this late?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 11, 2008 - 10:52pm.
@DA : hi there - haven't seen you in ages! How's Lola?
On topic: Tori has kinda of knack for comedy I think. If she could just put a bag over her head.
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Hey, darlin!...how are you tonight?
ON T: Too bad the bag over the head has been done, huh? She's funny, but..Oh, fuck!...the face which personifies roadkill is a bit much to view all at once. I can't look at her for too long. I just can't.
@DA : hi there - haven't seen you in ages! How's Lola?
On topic: Tori has kinda of knack for comedy I think. If she could just put a bag over her head.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOCUrN7LUZQ&feature=related
A whole jar of peanut butter was used to make horse face move the lips and utter those annoying lyrics.
All that money, all that plastic surgery but no doctor in the world can take her fish eyes from the sides of her head and put 'em back in the front where they should be.
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ROFL
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Wait a minute...Johnny & June Carter Cash? What the hell? That's blasphemy!
Seriously. Dean's ex wife is probably peeing her pants laughing so hard at that train wreck of a video. And I hope Courtney Love catches wind of this and beats Tori down! Or better yet, beats them both down!
If you dug her up, Lucy would still be better looking.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
I want to stab them both in the throat to keep them from singing!
Your face!
Just kill me now.
This is worse than waterboarding.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 11, 2008 - 7:05pm.
Tori Spelling is a fucking whore and even her rich heiress cunt isn't enough to make any sane man take the plunge. This butterface fucktoy.....
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Awesome!
For fuck's sake, what kind of a self-respecting man lets himself be hen-pecked into doing this kind of lame caca?
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Oh jeebus I'm going to have nightmares of Jeffrey Dahmer singing this song to La Pequena in hell.
it dosent sound that great but it is a little cute that they are so in love that they dont care that they looks like totaly idiots
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 11, 2008 - 8:53pm.
I knew I shouldn't have clicked on it. Her creepy husband makes me sick. What I want to know is who he's thinking of when he's hittin' Tori?
I bet he's thinking of Whole Foods Market when he's tapping her. The paper bag over her head is a dead giveaway.
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How embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Always Sunny on August 11, 2008 - 5:05pm.
They shouldvé done Sid and Nancy and then Dean could have stabbed Tori and od'd. That's just my preference.
L.M.F.A.O
that was freaking funny... hahahahahahahaha!!
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I knew I shouldn't have clicked on it. Her creepy husband makes me sick. What I want to know is who he's thinking of when he's hittin' Tori?
I think they should have done this video on the "Mask" (with Cher) she already looks like the kid in the movie and doesn't need makeup.
OMG my ears are ringing. I think I gave myself tinnitus.
Yes I hate her, and yes I watch that horrendous show. I can't help it. I have to tune in every week to see what the two spoiled brats are crying about this time.
I hate her bossy bitch friend, too.
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Calm it, Dlist sluts! We can call them ugly, creepy etc. all we want, but they DO look genuinely happy and in love.. and I'm happy for them :)
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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!
aaron spelling must not have left tori any money at all...
how else can you explain why she'll do anything to whore herself out for cash...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...