This Is Terrifying

I'll admit, I do watch Tori & Dean but I could not get through that video! Oh God, I hope that shitty song doesn't stick in my head!

Tori Spelling is a fucking whore and even her rich heiress cunt isn't enough to make any sane man take the plunge. This butterface fucktoy steals husbands because she knows she's an ugly, worthless piece of shit and now that her bitch mommy is withholding all daddy's cash the whole world fucking knows it too. I hope they go over a cliff in a flaming car and hit every fucking crag on the way down. These two need to be drenched in kerosen and set on fire in front of their families for this shiteous piece of crapiful dreck.

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

Good god damn. There are a lot of people rolling in their graves right now.

I wonder if Courtney Love saw this. Battle of the plastic fugs!

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What the criping fuck was that.

Back off Johnny and June, you bloat-faced fame-whores.

UGH.

Just... good God damn. The only thing they got right was Dean portraying someone who will eventually want to end his time on this earth. He can't be long for this world after that.

Tori as Cher looks like CHYNA!!!!

This is what happens when two narcissists get together

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Lucille Ball was a perfectionist and I've read even Tallulah Bankhead was intimidated by her (and Tallulah wasn't intimidated by many).
If Lucy was alive today and saw this she would have reached up and pulled out Tori's tonsils through her no-no hole. I wish she was alive today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3rrTOe0XxA
Tallulah and Lucy

OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.

Do you hear that sound? Shhhh, listen. Hear it?

The plague of locusts is coming.

Take your children and valuables, and get to a safe place. Seek shelter quickly. Armageddon is coming, and this was the trigger.

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

Her Lucy looks more like Sandra Bernhard doing Martha Rae. FUG!

Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 11, 2008 - 8:33pm.

You're all lemon juice and razor blades tonight T.

This deformed dromedary and her rat-faced husband need to get a fucking clue. I want to tie them to a bed and force them to watch this flaming piece of shit while I douse them with flesh-eating killer maggots. These fucking losers deserve to burn for the many sins against humanity they have committed. Force them to battle to the death with rusty weapons and if they won't do it sic rabid pit bulls on them. Now THAT's reality TV.

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

Submitted by boomsy on August 11, 2008 - 8:30pm.

I suggest looking at the Panatroll archives and then playing "Wakeup Call". It is significantly more annoying and should bump this fuckery out. I am not sure what you could listen to in order to push THAT out though. Try alcohol.

I FEEL U I'M GOING TO USE THAT HUCK OF SHIT WHEN PEOLE WONT LEAVE MY HOUSE
THEY WILL RUN FOR THE HILLS THEY SEE THAT HOT BULLSHIT
THEY R A CUTE COUPLE JUST DONT SING EVER AGAIN

THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
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Someone help me please...that damn song is stuck in my head...

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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel

When did Lucy ever appear on camera chomping gum? She can't even do Cher right - of course Carol Burnett could do her in her sleep but even Bea Arthur did it better on Golden Girls.

They showed them recording this last week. And no Tori could not sing.

She actually doesn't look bad with black hair, makes her face look smaller.

Weren't like 3 out of 4 of those couples really mess up in real life? Didn't Ricki used to beat Lucy? Sonny used to abuse Cher? And obviously Kurt and Courtney had a lot of problems. Even Johnny Cash was an alcoholic. Not exactly role models are they?

uhm I can't believe I watched that trash. It made my ears bleed. Tori and Dean are cheese dogs.. How irritating can two people possibly be?

and if she wasn't Tori Spelling would this douche have even hooked up with her?

He doesn't seem to really even like her... those two are fkn weirdos.

Dean is so sick of her. :)
NOT LUCY!!! :(

"The next time I have people over and they refuse to fucking leave. I will whip out this little piece of hell and watch them scatter like roaches for the front door."
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MK! I had a little slice of HELL in the 70's that I used to clear the house on a regular basis... BUCK OWENS SINGS SIMON AND GARFUNKEL! A Bridge Over Troubled Waters did the trick everytime!!! hahahaha

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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.

Oh MK it's not THAT bad. I think you need someone to bang your No-no hole.

''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone

See my yanking of Michael K's glorious comment about parasite hilton below the *** and apply it to Tori and Dean.

Granted I still watch/love that show. Shes such a fucking mess

xoxox The Real Empress of Lucite
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K

I think that was officially the first sign of the apocolypse; grab your children and RUN!!!!

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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel

I am deeply ashamed to admit that I watch her show and liked this little tune. The video was ten shades of lame, but still it seems kind of tongue in cheek.

Oh, and if any of you watch Chelsea Handler, she constantly calls her "Mr. Tori Spelling," LOL.

******Come on in, motherfucker! Come on in!******

"...and I wouldn't wanna live without you!"...Cut to 6 weeks from now when the divorce papers are filed.

I give it 3 more years tops.

God help me for thinking that was actually pretty cute. Granted they are no where near the same league as Johnny Cash and June Carter, but it was a pretty good idea for a promo.

Seriously, Tori needs to recognize that the Neandertal genes that have somehow survived in her jaw does not lend well to...well, anything...but particularly anything theatrical, cuz TRANNY ALERT!
I mean, if I want to see a tranny Lucy bit, I'll go to some gay club and shit. Tori does not need to accentuate the fact that she looks like a man in drag, an ugly bug-eyed cave man looking mother fucker in drag, but I digress... I mean, shit, that's like Brook Hogan un-taping the beans and franks...We know it's there, we just don't want to see it....No, Tori, paint the fug the best you can, and we'll give you credit for the de-manification as long as you lose the drag show. K?

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?

her hammerhead shark eyes have always creeped me out... on the other hand, they're the only interesting thing about her.

Got to hand something to Tori. Her kids are cute. If she can continue to make him a "celebrity", Dean will probably hang on.

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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy

How is it that her husband is so hot? Too bad for him she didn't get the inheritance.

A commercial came on for this and my dogs started howling. Like tiny coyotes baying at the moon.

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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"

Wow. When he cheats on her the divorce is gonna be nasty.
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Isn't it a bit odd that the only time she's hot is when she is Courtney Love?

Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz are comedy legends. Tori and Dean are such pretentious tools.

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ubmitted by wednesday on August 11, 2008 - 5:23pm.

Dean's not man enough to be a hair on the Man In Black's dead testicles...
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Hoy shit, I just snooted soda out my nose!!! HAHAHAHA!

I love this home wrecking whore. Her dumb ass is entertaining as hell.

Champaign for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends

Submitted by wildchildintn on August 11, 2008 - 6:57pm.
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Have to agree with you there. I haven't watched this season, but on the show she does come off as being a nice person.

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Don't dream it... BE it!

I also watch her show. They played that song and showed clips of her new baby, and in that context it was cute.

The video is horrible. They should have said hell no to that and just left the song as it was.

I kinda feel bad for Tori.

>>>I will whip out this little piece of hell and watch them scatter like roaches for the front door.<<<

Yep, like roaches when you turn on the lights!

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Dick happens! - MK

All that money, all that plastic surgery but no doctor in the world can take her fish eyes from the sides of her head and put 'em back in the front where they should be.

I enjoyed the performance from this young and nimble chanteuse and her dashing beau. It was classic but full of humor. I would like to see these two have their own variety show, like Sonny and Cher! They would dazzle the country with their sparkling personalities!

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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton

“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton

My ears are bleeding from listening to that crap.

Next time, Dean should dress up as Jim Jones and give Tori a cup of Koolaid.

Somebody put these 2 attention whores out of their misery.

I'm not watching that mess. I really, really, REALLY REALLY REALLY find Tori Spelling eye-gougingly ugly.

But judging by the still, Dean would've made a more convincing Lucy.

First Isaac Hayes died and now Her Heinousness comes out with some nasty song that OF COURSE is accompanied by video. Boooooo!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

I heard this song at the end of the show the other day. Yes, I watch the show sometimes. No, you don't need to yell at me, I know it's wrong. I never did like tori until I started watching that damn show. Now I've got this impression of her that's all sweet and innocent..and I've damn near overlooked the fact that she is as ugly as the shit I had to scrub off my dogs ass hair yesterday. And to be honest, I've even come to the horrendous conclusion that they are a rather cute couple who really do love each other. I'm ashamed. I'm also heavily medicated and manic depressive..so that may account for the irrational thoughts. Im going to listen to it again.

Larilee.... you know what, I see that now that I've read a few other of cunt.gravy's posts... hadn't read them before and I think my brain went into angry, frothing seizures after watching 30 seconds of that god-forsaken video and I took it out on the first comment I read which I thought in my delusional state was actually serious. I apologize, cunt.gravy... sarcasm noted. Resume.

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Gah, Tori reminds me of one of the "I Love Lucy" trannies on "Rat Race".

I've seen her show, and I heard the song in its entirety at the end of the episode where they had their little girl. They played the song while showing pictures of them and the baby. From my understanding, they were sitting around and decided to write a song, just for them, then recorded it. So they show played it at the end. And then I guess the producers talked them into making this DUMB video to go with it. If you heard the song while watching the family pictures of them, it wasn't so bad.

And I agree with the person who said at least they seemed down to earth and had a sense of humor. She does seem to be a hands-on mom, too. But I still think it's crappy how they both cheated on their spouses with each other. They slept together the first night they met each other. Geez.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

thats a pretty funny video if you hit the bong a few times first...TORI'S FACE REMINDS ME OF THE CHET-BLOB FROM WEIRD SCIENCE...