This Is Terrifying
I just watched this video in its entirety, so I may sound more brain dead than usual. Tori and Dean made a music video for their reality show on Oxygen. Yes, music. Yes, Tori sings. It's not really singing. It's more like the sound of a baby ostrich choking on broken glass.
In the video, Tori and Dean dress up as a bunch of famous couples including Lucy & Desi, Courtney & Kurt, and Sonny & Cher. It's fucking murder to the ears and the eyes! It's seriously a horror show. This shit can be released as the next SAW movie. As is.
On a positive note, I'm going to make this video work for me. The next time I have people over and they refuse to fucking leave. I will whip out this little piece of hell and watch them scatter like roaches for the front door.
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hey shouldvé done Sid and Nancy and then Dean could have stabbed Tori and od'd. That's just my preference...
That was hilarious, Always Sunny!!
Dean is doing all these dumb ass things for the money..
betcha he wishes he had been on TommyGirls short list for a "wife" ..
you know he would have been all over that!!
Holy shit MK: you are killing me today.
My poor ears!
Thanks a lot MK, now this crap won't leave my head. ahhhhhhhhhh
i had a Draino/Clorox/Cheer cocktail while viewing that, hoping for it to put me out of my misery
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Oh christ...
attention.whore, I'm reasonably sure that cunt.gravy's comment was blistering sarcasm.
I've seen couple of episodes of her show on YouTube, I really felt sorry for the friends that she had. When Tory and Dean were in trouble several times, those "friends" always managed to avoid helping. That was really sad.
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Except for the carters the other three couples did not have the ever lasting love that bitch was howling about. Two couples divorced and the third ended in tragedy. She is heading for both a few years after she gets her fortune after Candy croaks.
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What's terrfying is that MK has posted TWO Tori stories in one day!!!!!!
What's the matter with him? Is he having Shauna/Phoebe/Amy withdrawals?
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Submitted by yolie on August 11, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Seriously!!! They have been flaunting it ever since he cheated on his wife. I wonder if he even sees his other kids!?
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I doubt it!
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Seriously, Cunt.gravy: what the hell is wrong with you?? you need to shut it. Tori is a "fresh-faced ingenue"? Dean is a "surprisingly likeable fellow..."? what are you, their freaking PR agent??? These people are freaks and no-talent attention whores and people like you continue to feed their ego and give them a reason to keep regurgitating the trash they call "entertainment". People like you make me want to drink... more.
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This shit reminds me to be thankful I escaped the midwest.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Submitted by SactownTom on August 11, 2008 - 3:03pm.
When did Lucy become a Mulatto?
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Omg, that made my Coke shoot straight outta my nose...
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God Kurt must be rolling over in his grave over this one.
Only reason he married her fugly ass is because of her family's money.
oh of course it was cheesy. it's a parody!
it cracked me up. i can't hate on em. can't stand brangelina, but these two at least have a sense of humour, don't take themselves so seriously and dont believe their own press. oh and their kids are not called messiahs.
Tori Spelling is quite the talented girl, and she certainly inherited Candy Spellings arresting looks. We've watched this fresh-faced ingenue grow up on screen. From losing her virginity as Donna Martin on 90210 to losing her dignity as Tori Spelling on So NoTORIous, Tori Spelling has always just risen above it all and continued to delight and entertain. Dean is a surprisingly likable fellow, and I think it's fantastic he has finally managed to secure a television contract to demonstrate his prodigious talents as well. God bless this affable, pious family.
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And she still has a horseface in all those mock ups!
I know a few people that knew his ex wife, she's a reeeeal twat apparently. Those of us in Canada are still subjected to her cooking show, where she makes not very funny jokes about her gay co-host. Ugh.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What's_for_Dinner%3F
Anyway, I shouldn't be surprised about this considering how horrifically untalented she is as an actor, but damn she can barely carry a tune, many times she sounded one second away from being WAY off key. Most disturbing was her as Lucille Ball. That is just wrong way more offensive than Debra Messing doing the Lucille thing, I hated that too.
Johnny Cash is spinning like a fucking top in his grave right now. Dean's not man enough to be a hair on the Man In Black's dead testicles...
Submitted by Sheeps on August 11, 2008 - 6:16pm
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Hahahahaha! Instead of cyanide he can just remove his shoes and make her inhale.
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 11, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Courtney/Kurt- Wow, that's really in bad taste. Not like I expected any better. As Lucy, she looks like a chihuahua.
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Yeah! I was thinking she looked like a rodent of some sort when she was 'Lucy', like a wet groundhog.
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He has child toucher eyes.
*creepy*
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God-damn awful, and I'm being kind.
hehehe sheeps!
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yolie - I can't imagine how his wife feels. What is it with all this adultery and then throwing it in everyone's face???? You want to fuck the world? Go right ahead, just don't get married then.
Seriously!!! They have been flaunting it ever since he cheated on his wife. I wonder if he even sees his other kids!?
Why not Adolf and Eva next time?
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I mean that you a good way. I love your hot sexy ass.
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MK, this website will cheer you up hun!
http://ordinary-stars.blogspot.com/2008/02/top-ten-ordinary-stars-celebr...
I just found it & I'm not spamming honestly! It's damn hilarious! I thought nothing was better than the John Travolta one, then I scrolled a little lower & saw Angelina Jolie raiding the fridge and now I need a new monitor!!! omg lmao!
I was actually googling for when Victoria Beckham was a lot bigger than she was and the daily mail called her fat. Just before she went uber skinny. omg I must find her pic on here that's a point LOL!
check it out its damn hilarious!
I must get an avie made from the Angelina one
You know how sometimes you get really embarrassed by someone's behavior and you don't even know them? That's how I feel after watching that. Cringe!
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Her face is buuuuuuusted.
Why the hell did I watch that whole thing?You know that Dean is going to put out an album now.
They coudn't get one single take where she lip-syncs correctly? Geez, how hard can it be?
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These two losers are perfect for each other. And I can't get over how fug that little kid is. He reminds me of Chucky the doll. But then the poor thing never had a chance.
Doesn't Tori look like Chyna with that black wig on? I know she's trying to channel Cher, but she looks like a man dressed as a woman.
They shouldvé done Sid and Nancy and then Dean could have stabbed Tori and od'd. That's just my preference.
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Two Douchebags!!!
BARF this was HORRIBLE!!!
When did Lucy become a Mulatto?
Unfortuately I don't think this hag is on any of the death watch lists.
Wow---cats caught in a blender getting crushed by a trash compactor has more harmony than this tripe. I'm speechless....
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 11, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Say something nice....
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errm, uhhmmm, errr, TORI IS SO FUCKING UGLY ITS UNBELIVEABLE!
shit that wasnt nice was it.
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Who is she kidding? Gawd, when i saw her dressed as Lucy, I thought "Candy, is that you??"
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Oh boy, now Courtney is gonna sue.
Well Dean wasn't so bad. With that Lucille Ball hair Tori looks like Mimi LaRue. Wow. She is *really* homely. Her pugs must feel like beauty queens living with her.
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fat soccer moms in the midwest will eat this sh*t up, but we know celeb marriages only exist to give life to a career that's over. This reeked of bs
Say something nice....
Forget Lucy & Ricky, Courtney & Kurt, etc. It'd be more accurate if they dressed up as Syphilis and Gonorrhea...
Wow....
At first blush, that's all I could get out of my mouth.
At very bored moments I did look at their reality show and decided that their kid is the only redeeming feature of that world. Husband seems like such a douche. She seems like a spoiled airhead that maybe should have finished college rather than torture the world with her "talent".
That said I agree that this is a video to send to all those you seek revenge on.
yolie - I can't imagine how his wife feels. What is it with all this adultery and then throwing it in everyone's face???? You want to fuck the world? Go right ahead, just don't get married then.
You know what, after Paris, Heidi and various other "singers" that didn't sound too bad.
And THAT is scary as hell