Monday, August 11th 2008

This Is Terrifying


I just watched this video in its entirety, so I may sound more brain dead than usual. Tori and Dean made a music video for their reality show on Oxygen. Yes, music. Yes, Tori sings. It's not really singing. It's more like the sound of a baby ostrich choking on broken glass.

In the video, Tori and Dean dress up as a bunch of famous couples including Lucy & Desi, Courtney & Kurt, and Sonny & Cher. It's fucking murder to the ears and the eyes! It's seriously a horror show. This shit can be released as the next SAW movie. As is.

On a positive note, I'm going to make this video work for me. The next time I have people over and they refuse to fucking leave. I will whip out this little piece of hell and watch them scatter like roaches for the front door.

VIA Best Week Ever

Posted by: Michael K


queef's picture

Toris a mess but you know whos even worse....chelsea lately. I was watching her berate Tori about how horrible she looks and how aweful she sings....like that 45 looking 30 year old asshole is any better...

( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And uh (CLICK) (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money

Two Drink Min's picture

Hutt, you are a meal ticket. Dean thought you were inheriting millions. You didn't. Now you have to pimp out your life for a dime.

yolie's picture

I made it to the 40 second mark. That was DISTURBING! If we are all sick, imagine how his ex must feel!

Two Drink Min's picture

Ban the Hutt!

jesus christ.

rovex's picture

Fuck, that's just, well i don't know, there are no words in English to convey the true horror. What were they thinking?

Possum's picture

I hope Courtney beats her ass for doing this.

christine the hoff's picture

omg that was horrible.... what the fuck. tori, die already.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

OMFG Kill me NOW! That was awful! My dog's farts sound better than that boring ass crap.

Little miss's picture

Craps.

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by Lory on August 11, 2008 - 5:46pm.

Isn't there anything sacred anymore?
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I agree... who the fuck let Tori dress up as an icon???

Lory's picture

Isn't there anything sacred anymore?
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Let me dirty up your mind.

Sayonara's picture

I wonder why her mutter won't give her a piece of that money pie.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

More power to you, I only made it through about a quarter of it. Wth is the video for?
I was embarassed for them!!
Tori cannot sing at all.
Was it a joke?

Gonnaburn...'s picture

Courtney/Kurt- Wow, that's really in bad taste. Not like I expected any better. As Lucy, she looks like a chihuahua.

zomay's picture

Courtney and Kurt??

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