She's Going To Explode!
The Jonas Brothers were on MTV's TRL this afternoon and they invited a bunch of wet, fangirls from the street up to the studio to meet them. The girl above takes the fucking cake and smashes it. She is so excited that she's eating her hair. Literally. Eating her hair is probably the only thing that is keeping her from devouring that Jonas Brother next to her. Sorry, I don't know their first names and I'm not about to learn.
She's like Sanjaya's crying girl all grown up. The Jonas Brothers must have had a ton of security around them, because that girl looks like she's ready to tear a piece of their skin off to take home with her.
I shouldn't make fun of her ass! I act the same way whenever I go to IHOP and they bring out my International Passport breakfast.
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Aw took my daughter to see them at DTE Nice guys don't hate on them. Remember Shaun Cassidy, David Cassidy, Bobby Sherman, Andy Gibb. We all had our tween girl crushes
These have to be three of the douchiest-looking geeks in the world. Who dressed them? A blind crackhead with warts?
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
I am waiting for the public breakdown on these doods.
REHAB, baby.
MANDO
"Sorry, I don't know their first names and I'm not about to learn."
:) That's why I tune into Dlisted every day.
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"Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 12, 2008 - 9:46am.
Frankie Avalon, did he sing Beauty School Drop Out????"
Yep, and he was in all those 60's beach movies with Annette Funicello.
He had that same helmet hair when I saw him as he did in all the movies, including Grease.
Mopa on August 12, 2008 - 10:37am
OMG YOU HWORE!
The Osmonds! Ima jellus h8er!!!!
Frankie Avalon, did he sing Beauty School Drop Out????
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 12, 2008 - 8:12am
Wow, Sinatra? You lucky bitch!
I went to one 'concert' with my mother. It was actually a dinner-theater type thing. It was, don't be jealous, Frankie Avalon. I was about 14 and all I can say is that it was good that they fed you at least. I remember thinking that he was actually kinda perverted. I think looking out on all those old ladies got him excited. Or maybe it was me he got excited about? Yuck!
Thank god I had alot of older siblings (8) and 5 of them were sisters, because, when I was 9 years old, some of my sisters took me along to my first concert at the Boston Garden. I will NEVER look back on that awesome experience with anything but pride and excitement. Who did we see? The Osmonds. I know, your jealous. Who was that nobody you saw again? Some other Frankie?
I still think it is adorable how star struck that girl is......I must have woken up on the good side of the bed this morning!
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
I think they're crying because they were hoping for John Mayer.
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Mopa on August 12, 2008 - 8:45am
My mother tried to make me go see Neil Diamond when I was young, I got out of it, instead I got dragged to Eddie Rabbit, i do not love a rainy night fyi.
However, tell your kids, they won't regret it, I regret it now.
However years later my dad wanted to see Sinatra and I took him. Shirley McClaine(sp?) opened.
It was awesomeness.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I gotta go see these zitbags on the 30th with my daughters. It's the pitfalls of having an almost 13 year old and a 14 1/2 year old.
Of course, we got the tickets months ago and my daughters aren't even that into them anymore.
My daughters remind me that I made them go see Neil Diamond with me a few years ago, so I guess this is payback.
Hey, at least Neil is a legend. These guys will be has-beens before their faces clear up.
I shouldn't make fun of her ass! I act the same way whenever I go to IHOP and they bring out my International Passport breakfast.
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That's too funny....
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Submitted by rachel on August 12, 2008 - 2:07am.
so im 27 now! just recently, and have no idea who these jonas brother are, i hate teens music nowadays, feel so old at my young age lol
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Believe me, you aren't missing much. My kid likes Disney, and he watches it along with Nick and Cartoon Network.
These kids are plastered all over Disney, along with that Miley Cyrus kid. Oh, and Nick has those kids from the Naked Brothers band who can't sing for shit...and I listen to just about anything.
Poor kids. No wonder kids today (who have a brain) like the old music from the 70's and 80's. My kid likes classic rock (and rap, sad to say, blah).
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God, what a load of losers. They're not The Beatles, they never will be.
Submitted by kiwikim on August 12, 2008 - 3:07am.
She sort of looks like Kirsten Dunst-with the hair over her mouth. She looks really sad other wise. These girls scare me. Total future voters of George Bush's offspring. Just follow the crowd. Mezmerised by whatever shit is being spun. Preggers by 15 at least.
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oh this sort of thing has been happening forevah, almost. Remember the New Kids on the Block? heheheheheheheheheh.
p.s. raise your hands, everyone, if you wanna read about the time i met *ahem* Morrissey.
LMFAO!
I've no idea who these dudes are but am sat here at working crying with laughter. MK, you're a genius!
She sort of looks like Kirsten Dunst-with the hair over her mouth. She looks really sad other wise. These girls scare me. Total future voters of George Bush's offspring. Just follow the crowd. Mezmerised by whatever shit is being spun. Preggers by 15 at least.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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ah kidding not pose to pick on young kids looks but it IS dlisted HEY HEY lol
you mean the chick on the left? LOL
I didn't want to say anything, but she looks like a cross between George Bush and Dracula in a wig.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
That chick doesn't even look human. Take a look at that flat head!
so i think i lasted about 30 seconds into whatever shit they put out
sorry mut luvs my early mid 90s shit woooo~
so i think i will go to u tube and check them out
be back with my opinion lol
Ignorance is bliss.
The one good thing about being in college was that I kept VH1 Classic on all day, and never heard of these buttpies until I came home.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
so im 27 now! just recently, and have no idea who these jonas brother are, i hate teens music nowadays, feel so old at my young age lol
That Jonas Brother isn't as ugly as I wished he was.
I'd die of humiliation if my favorite band saw me crying like that.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
Look at that girl's TEEF! Yikes! I didn't know that eating hair caused tooth decay.
Submitted by Taylor Swift Fan on August 12, 2008 - 12:05am.
I like Taylor too. Love her songs and I think she is exactly what young girls need. I hate that Miley twat and the rest of the Disney ho's
oh please mk -- we need a video of this !!
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Submitted by Mr. President on August 11, 2008 - 5:55pm.
My nine year old niece would be doing exactly the same thing in her position. HAHA. I can't hate on the Jonas Bros, though. I'm glad that my niece is crushing on them and not some ass like Jesse McCartney. Joe's going out with Taylor Swift, who seems to be a good girl and a good role model for young girls.
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Thank you Mr. President! You are very sweet.
Stay Awesome.
I'm jealous my hair doesn't get that silky looking when I flat iron it...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
He should look nervous. What kind of crazy do you have to be for that to make you act crazy? I guess it's been happening a long time but I really never got it. At the end of the day, when you cut him, he bleeds. You know? Not that I'm feeling the need to cut him. Yet.
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Hee hee look how nervous that Jonas brother looks. He's wondering if that kid is going to go into total meltdown. Poor kid. I agree with PSL, it is kinda sweet.
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That douche-bag is making her eat her own hair? What have we come to?!
Your face!
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 11, 2008 - 10:51pm.
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And don't forget the Fanilows. At the Vegas Hilton there is an ENTIRE STORE that carries nothing but Manilow merchandise.
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Geriatric old biddies still soil their granny panties over Tom Jones.
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That hair-eating girl is probably ready to cough up a fur ball right about now.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I think that is adorable.....if it was 1983, and that was me and Michael Jackson, I'd have been just as freaked out....
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When I feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me; what wasted unconditional love, on somebody, who doesn't believe in the stuff - Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 11, 2008 - 10:13pm.
And to think we all thought we looked good! I don't even want to touch the 80's!
(Sorry for the late response, I had to take a call.)
Oh no, we knew we looked good. I love how everything comes back again. I should start saving all my crap like my Aunt Helen does.
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She's flat and that's that!
Tricksy little hobbits.
Luv the chubby girl in back. Reminds me of something a guy once said. He called this kind of "music" - Jonas Bros., etc. - Fat Girl Music.
Ugh! I just vomited.
I can't stand these alien "musicians".
And Miley is the worst human being on the planet Earth besides her dad.
Submitted by Flatsy on August 11, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Thanks, that's a great link.
Granny gowns, ponchos and puka shells. Classic.
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And to think we all thought we looked good! I don't even want to touch the 80's!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 11, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 11, 2008 - 9:26pm.
Okay, I have to ask: Anyone remember Famolores? (Sp?)
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I don't remember them. I looked them up and still wasn't familiar, and can't imagine why I didn't have a pair, they are nice.
WELL, HELL YEAH! Those wavy soles were the shiznit!
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 11, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Thanks, that's a great link.
Granny gowns, ponchos and puka shells. Classic.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 11, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Flatsy -- sorry -- I'd forgotten that he died in a fire. Sad. I seem to recall that Shirley Jones was particularly broken up (even though they were divorced at the time). That made me think a little highly of him.
I know I'm going to have n'mares. Yikes.
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She's flat and that's that!
@Flatsey:
http://www.studio-on.org.uk/herstory/70s.htm
Am I a pedo if I think that Joe Jonas is hot? I also predict that either one or all of them will end up gay.