She's Going To Explode!
The Jonas Brothers were on MTV's TRL this afternoon and they invited a bunch of wet, fangirls from the street up to the studio to meet them. The girl above takes the fucking cake and smashes it. She is so excited that she's eating her hair. Literally. Eating her hair is probably the only thing that is keeping her from devouring that Jonas Brother next to her. Sorry, I don't know their first names and I'm not about to learn.
She's like Sanjaya's crying girl all grown up. The Jonas Brothers must have had a ton of security around them, because that girl looks like she's ready to tear a piece of their skin off to take home with her.
I shouldn't make fun of her ass! I act the same way whenever I go to IHOP and they bring out my International Passport breakfast.
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That girls face is so damn funny, somebody here has to make that their avie.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Mr. President on August 11, 2008 - 6:55pm
You know, I did one of those purity pledges... went to hell my first year of college. I kicked myself for years. That little Nick seems to get around, but yes, your niece could do much worse.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Oh MK, I keep looking at that girl's face and imagining you getting your pancakes. Spewed my soda all over computer.
Thank you I needed to laugh today
Alright, I'll confess because you all are, well, some of you anyway. I lost my shit when I met Sean Patrick Flanery. Don't Judge! Then he gave me his room key. Pig.
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My nine year old niece would be doing exactly the same thing in her position. HAHA. I can't hate on the Jonas Bros, though. I'm glad that my niece is crushing on them and not some ass like Jesse McCartney. Joe's going out with Taylor Swift, who seems to be a good girl and a good role model for young girls. And Nick is dating Selena Gomez, she has a purity ring.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
When I was younger I might've acted like that, but now I can't think of a single person I'd lose it over meeting. I've met a few over the years in college, but I don't know. Most people are just "meh" to me.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
LMAO that girls face is PRICELESS.
100000000000x funnier than Sanjaya's crying girl. she looks like she's about to pass out.
I can see how adolescent girls might like the Jonas Brothers, though, truth be told, their music is absolutely unlistenable. Unless you like nasally singing.
Green Day was "out" for a number of years, but then two years ago with "American Idiot" they became (in their mid 30s) popular with the teenyboppers again, with Billy Joe in particular gracing the covers of numerous teen magazines, usually wearing a lot of trendy eye liner.
Grosstacular.
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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
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That would be me if it was David Cassidy (shut up!) next to me, but sad 'cuz I'm 44!
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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That girl is an ugly crier and that high five picture is just stupid. You can't high five when you are crying! There is no crying in high fiving!
That high fiving Jonas boy is looking at her like she is a fucking fruitcake, which she is, cause she is.
I bet the Jonas Bros tag-teamed them after the taping.
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DQ, are you my lost twin sister?!?
I named one of my tiny howling coyotes after an identical dog in a novel. A friend of mine went to Book Expo (on business, lucky girl) and met the author, and she told him about my dog. Damned if he didn't sign a book for me and Gio -- one of the two with his namesake on the cover!
The author that truly knocked me off my feet was a Southern guy known for his craziness. I had mentioned how much one of his books meant to me in a blog entry, and he ran across it while searching for references to his newest book. He sent me an incredibly kind email from a personal email address -- not a free domain -- and not only thanked me for loving his book, but inquired after my health (I mentioned I'd been given the book when I was going into the hospital for major surgery).
I don't think I'll ever recover from that one.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Submitted by OneLiner on August 11, 2008 - 6:32pm.
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You're so lucky. :( I wish I was your age. It wasn't that long ago that they actually played decent music more often. Now all it is this over-processed, Disney crap. I'll have to deal with it for awhile since I'm not even old enough to drive.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
That boy is gayer than I was at his age. Teenage girls loved me then, too. The homopheromones are a strong drug.
Things are Indeed Getting pretty pathetic.....i'm glad i'm a grown up......
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BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
"eBay had the B-52's and Chris Isaak other years."
I would definitely lose my shit for the B-52s. Fred Schneider alone is priceless.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Also forgot to add: when I look at these kids I can see the fat, balding, beer-gutted old men inside of them just screaming to get out! Especially the middle one. I crack up every time I see him on TV lisping a song=))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 11, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by Snarkley on August 11, 2008 - 7:18pm.
I did that very same thing when I had front row tickets for Huey Lewis and The News. Um... some time ago, but still...
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They played for the eBay conference a few years ago. I was back stage with them, they were very nice. eBay had the B-52's and Chris Isaak other years.
LOVE THEM! I didn't get that priveledge, but without a doubt one of the best shows I've ever seen! And I have an extensive collection of concert tickets!
Madam Pince, I think I love you! I wrote to my fave author years ago (before email) to tell him that I loved his books so much, I'd named my dog after one of his heroes. I about died when I opened the mailbox one day to see an envelope w/ his return address!
But, I fully admit to both loving & loathing celebs. I was on the fringes of the biz for years, & I can't quit it!
Back to the Jonas Boys: I've heard of them, & we even let my stepdaughters stay up New Year's Eve to see them on Dick Clark, but they're pretty forgettable as far as I'm concerned. I do like that they seem to take their fame seriously enough to dress nicely & their influence seriously enough to behave (at least for now). I have to agree w/ Stockbroker, though -- the scandal is nigh.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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MK is the only person alive that could make me lose my shit and I'd hold it in out of respect.
I met Donny Osmond too when I was a kid. I told him he was ugly and that he had bad breath. Though I was nowhere close to his mouth. My parents were mortified. I was just a kid with nothing better to say. I'd probably say the same thing now though....
You would think if you were going to meet your idol, you would want to look cool and somewhat composed, not shrinking your increasingly-pink face off and eating your hair. Just a thought.
Submitted by Snarkley on August 11, 2008 - 7:18pm.
I did that very same thing when I had front row tickets for Huey Lewis and The News. Um... some time ago, but still...
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They played for the eBay conference a few years ago. I was back stage with them, they were very nice. eBay had the B-52's and Chris Isaak other years.
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Are you fucking kidding me. I want to slap the shit outta that girl with one of those twinks.
Ugly caterpillar browed boys in girls pants and skinny ties. Wack.
DQ, I agree with you that, as a mom, there are worse influences for kids out there. But I still think these Jonas boys look like caterpillars -- that's never going to change.
I'm 46 years old, and there are still a few celebrities I could meet who would cause me to lose my shit completely. Hell, I get an email from my favorite author and go to pieces.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
one thing going for them: they are much prettier than tori spelling!
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The Jonas Brothers are sooo hot, and I feel ok saying that since two of them are of legal age. I have no idea what their music sounds like though.
Evil Shoe: Thank you for branding me "cute" rather than a psychotic nerd!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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where did these twats come from? and yes, i'm talking about the "guys."
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 11, 2008 - 7:19pm.
Thats so cute!
My dad made me listen to all his music from when he was a kid, thats how I know about Elvis and Ricky Nelson. Ricky Nelson was in Playgirl many times.......so I've heard.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Leatherette on August 11, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Eeeehhehehehe!! First thumbnail, that poop slut is already rocking the fang! I do believe she has a "I vant your blood" look about her! Fucking vampires.
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
StockBroker,
Definitely, a scandal is in order. Since someone said that one is almost 19, I say its him sleeping with a minor.
A male minor by how my gaydar is going off.
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Dick happens! - MK
Okay, totally revealing my age & level of nerdiness now. When I was 7, I met Donny Osmond & kissed him on the cheek. He'd just turned 16, his voice had just changed, & "The Donny & Marie Show" was on the horizon. It was a HUGE deal to me, & I cried then entire time.
On topic, as a mom, there are worse influences than the Jonas Brothers.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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The one in the main picture resembles Brandon Routh (Superman).
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I did that very same thing when I had front row tickets for Huey Lewis and The News. Um... some time ago, but still...
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on August 11, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 11, 2008 - 5:11pm.
LMFAO!! You know that fucking slut would totally be up on that shit if she was there! Ha!
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could be pretty awesome cause she might lose all control and bust out the vampire fangs on his emo neck -- I just KNOW Kiki D is a chile o' the night.
The one in the main photo looks like Matthew Bong Smokers woman.
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Dick happens! - MK
I think Dlisted's motto is applicable here. Joe looks like he is thinking it in the first thumbnail.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Geiji geiji mayugi (caterpillar eyebrows) aren't manly enough for ya???? lol...
She looks like she just smelled a nasty fart.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
UGG I wish these little fuckers would DIAF and take Myley Whorus with em!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Not only do I not know or care what the Jonas Brothers' first names are, I think they look like hairy caterpillars. I'm baffled as to why girls are screaming over them. I want to shave them and hose them down with bleach.
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"Everyone turned rather nasty at this point, especially when Chick suggested that Terri might like to fuck off to Forfar and do something illegal with a ferret."
That Jonas Brother looks like what Suri Cruise would look like if she was 18 and male.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on August 11, 2008 - 7:12pm.
WTF is the appeal of these guys!!!
For fucks sake, show me some real manly men! Tired of this pussy metrosexual shit!
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HALLELUJAH and pass the REAL cock!
That's Joe Jonas. He's the hottest Jonas. I can say that because he's 18. In fact he will be turning 19 on Friday. It's completely sad that I even know this.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
The Jonas Brothers remind me of that squishy band in the Tom Hanks film, "That Thing You Do!".
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 11, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Is it wrong that I find the kid in the main pic kinda cute?
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I am guilty for thinking the same thing.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Leatherette on August 11, 2008 - 5:11pm.
LMFAO!! You know that fucking slut would totally be up on that shit if she was there! Ha!
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
Good grease! She looks just like Steven Tyler in that one pic. And whoteff are the Jonas brothers anyway? I'm old. I don't know. I don't care. But yeah, that girl. SAD! She looks like she's getting screwed for the first time and it's really hurting or like she's been constipated...since birth.