Monday, August 11th 2008
Where's Her British Accent?!
Here are the two promos Brit Brit shot with Russell Brand for the MTV VMAs. Brit is with a real-life British person and she didn't pull out her authentic British accent?! It was her chance to really impress Russell! She didn't even throw in a "blimey" or a "bollocks." I'm disappointed.
Brit Brit's crazy Cheeto cackle gave me images of umbrellas, shaved heads, bare coochie shots and never-ending Frapps. Aww...the olden days.
And is it just me or does Russell Brand sometimes look like a less hairy version of Amy Wino? That being said, I'd hit it while making him scream Blaaaaaaaake!
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there's an elephant in the room alright..we're all wondering if she'll fuck up again
Is it just me, or does Russell remind anyone else of a dirty, hairy Nigella Lawson (well known British Cook)? Everytime I look at him I am taken by the creepy resemblence...
good question, sheeps - WHY didn't the elephant spook? most living creatures would've under the same circumstances ... must be the double dose of elephant tranqs
Yeah, that Britney's a real fat ass. Whatever.
Let's give more women complexes by comparing slightly overweight women to "elephants".
I don't really care who likes Britney Spears and who doesn't, but I have a really hard time listening to people calling her fat because I hate my body and I have a good ten pounds on Britney Spears. It's a huge slap in the face.
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wow I have to say she looks really good and young like when she first came out as if all those crazy years never happened
Submitted by chola loca on August 12, 2008 - 10:58am.
nice use of the "elephant in the room."
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Awww shit. That's damned clever.
Can't believe the dumb ho can't remember a name and there are people here saying she's back. Bitch can't remember a name in a 30 second commercial. You think someone is going to put her in a movie where she has to remember lines?
Amen FrappBloat!
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aww I felt for the elephant. doing tricks. It comes to something when they have to get an animal in to provide interest, as there two "stars" are not interesting enough alone.
"me bad" I so hate that stupid expression. Thankfully no-one says it in the Uk.
Who the fuck is Russell Brand and why won't that elephant rage?
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Boo to MTV for making an elephant do tricks for stupid entertainment!
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nice use of the "elephant in the room."
Those clips would have been interesting if the elephant had spooked and trampled them both.
I think it was cute..and im glad she is back. I had a rough couple years as well..im not crazy anymore either. Well, not psycho crazy anyways..medication can be a lifesaver..she's looking pretty damn good body wise too..im jealous.
i personally think the Elephant has more personality. I would rather watch him do tricks.
WHO is this gayrod?
I hate MTV.
russell who? who the fuck is that frizzy hair creepy freak? stay on your side of the pond please.
i never thought i'd say this but i'm really happy for her...it's not easy for a woman to look like shit for two years in a row and have the world laughing at you...you go britney :)
brit has a nice voice and looks good but her laugh is nuts.
Well, surprisingly they have good chemistry.
I think Britney looks great, she sounds great. She is well on her way to recovery. I wish her well and hope to hear from her again. Soon!
Brit Brit's laugh creeps me out.Who the fuck edited this?That dude is a fucking ass dork why did they choose him... to make Brit Brit look good?Well that didn't work their both equally great in their creepiness.I know that the WORD creepiness is not in the dictionary I just love to make them up like Stephen Colbert.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
VLL - love the avie!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
It's amazing how well she's doing on meds. This girl isn't borderline-like I'm depressed give me prozac. She's a full on schizo. But meds or not, she's still too dumb to engage in witty repartee. She's just blah. Couldn't they have written her some good dialogue so she seemed smart? Or were they just like "don't bother, hick can't read. Just put her in a short skirt and give her long bleached hair."
I like how he asks her if she's Britney Spears...b/c there is always the chance that she thinks she's someone else! You never know who britshit is going to be today.....
Out of all the UK comedians, I would least have expected Russell Brand to cross over into the American mainstream. Everything which Americans seem to always get outraged about, he will do at these awards.
Also he's a bit of a prat.
Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club" """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. ..
You call me "Mom"!
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oops sorry missy!
Don't "ok then" me.
You apologize for that error and fix it right now, young lady! Or I'm shoving you in the broom closet, and no food for you for a month!
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ok then
My grandmother says "Virgina" because she has a hard time pronouncing "Vagina".
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so did anyone notice the poor elephant? cause i know the elephant in my local vancouver zoo was finally sent to an elephant zoo in virgina! yeah! to roam around in 500 acres of freedom!(along with 31 others!) but we saw on the news that an elephant is bored and basically unhappy when it stomps its feet all the time and the big tell tale sign of an elephant being neglected and mistreadted) shaking its head like that, i love brit and her music but am very dissapointed that she agreed to this ad
I really hated her because my little sister just idolized her and my lil sis has always had this dangerous why be smart when I can be cute mentality. That forced airheadedness (not stupid, just likes to pretend she is) coupled with Brits' sexy innocence was too much for my 9,10 yr old sister who started tying her shirts up and hiking her skirts when she thought mom wasn't looking and talking in that breathy baby voice.
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near
I didn't like her when I was about 13 and 14 because I was a chubby KoRn fan. I'm not going to lie. I hated her guts because I actually wanted to be her.
But now, I think she seems more human. Even though she's gone off the deep end, she has lesser pop star android qualities, and I admire her for actually having a personality and a full range of emotions.
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I have a spot spot for Britney too. It's in my pants where I might normally have an erection. She's like a Super Mega Kryptonite Infused Anti-Viagra pill.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
and what kind of foreshadowing are the lyrics "I see you looking at me like I'm some kind of freak. WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHIN'" Bitch was asking for help and we just ignored her.
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 11, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Meh. I'm not all that fond of Britney Spears' music, but I have a soft spot for her
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I hated her when she was all squeaky clean and virginal bc I knew that shit was a farce, but when she started slutting it up I was thinking, now that's more like it. I can honestly say I like maybe 3 of her songs, she makes good club thumpers, and I could do some damage on the dance floor to Toxic! Shit, play that 'Do Somethin' song and I will jump up on my desk and kick my monitor off and do a jig right here.
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near
Meh. I'm not all that fond of Britney Spears' music, but I have a soft spot for her.
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Wherever she's at during the VMAs, there will be a team of brave animal extractors/psyche doctors waiting with a well strapped gurney, a net, and a couple of tranq guns filled with enough Thorozine to drop that elephant, or in this case, slow down Britney just a bit when she she shows her true self! The freak isn't gone, pops just has a good leash and a truck load of psychotrophic drugs to make her comply and do things like wearing underwear and bathing at least once a week. Here's to looking forward to another moment of extreme humiliation and gasping, wide open mouths again!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
I actually looked him up. He is a UK phenom and they love him. Supposed to be very very funny. British funny. He has a shit load of books too, who knew! Well three, but still. I've never even heard of him.
Brit Brit spoke! I was shocked. Even though it was only a hehe and a cackle, I'll take it!
Babysteps Britters, babysteps
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Hands off my popwreck!
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that was lame
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near
Not watching it.Stop writing about this ho'.
Say what... This dude is considered sexy in the UK? For real? He's beyond disgusting and fug as hell. Can someone explain his appeal? Because his face, hair and clothing style ...so NOT sexy.
I wonder if BritBrit banged him?
It's some kinda hangar.
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Just looking at Russell Brand's hair makes me want to throw lit matches at it until one catches and burns him bald. What a skeeze he is...and no, I wouldn't hit it unless that hitting involved a tire iron.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Mr. President on August 11, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Can't be Jenna's vadge either, there would be stuff crawling down the walls.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by angel_i on August 11, 2008 - 11:45pm.
It can't be her basement, there are no dudes chained to the walls or any dog crates for the kids to sleep in when they visit.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 11, 2008 - 11:40pm.
Where did they film this? I thought she was still grounded?
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Jenna Jameson's vag.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 11, 2008 - 11:40pm.
Where did they film this? I thought she was still grounded?
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Isn't that her basement?
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But you see how they work that vapid craziness in, right? I really don't think she remembers his name. They made it all the way to taping and she still doesn't know his name? She's not 8, anymore.
I really think those people like working with crazies.
It's like freak exploitation.
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Where did they film this? I thought she was still grounded?
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!