Where's Her British Accent?!

Her cackle is a headache, but I agree .. Russell Brown ... Brand ... whatever. Has anyone ever heard of this guy? Is MTV recruiting homeless people now? He looks like he just woke up from a rough night out on the concrete.

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on August 11, 2008 - 11:30pm.

Let's give Britney's Dad a big round of applause for pulling Britney back from the edge of the abyss and getting her back on track.
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Ha! You mean "getting that zombie back under control". It's just sad. I can't believe she's still here. She still needs to go away. She can't just take a couple trips to the doctor and switch up her pills and everything is ok. She needs some time to sort her shit out or she'll be a mess for life, guaranteed.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 11, 2008 - 11:33pm.

Submitted by Mr. President on August 11, 2008 - 11:31pm.
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Wow. I can't believe that I used to think that girly men were hot. *slapping self*
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LOL! Whew! Now I don't have to do it.

I dated a guy that wore eyeliner. *slaps self*

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@Mr. Prez:

Now you get why it's sexy, dontcha?

But it doesn't really matter;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4SOnBDe7qs&feature=related

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Submitted by Mr. President on August 11, 2008 - 11:31pm.
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Wow. I can't believe that I used to think that girly men were hot. *slapping self*

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOCUrN7LUZQ&feature=related

Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 11, 2008 - 11:29pm.
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Why TV you never fail to surprise! *sea otters*?? You kinkay devil.

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Submitted by angel_i on August 11, 2008 - 11:28pm.

SITUATION CRITICAL! O WO WO IT"S CRITICAL...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaTygEnJxe4

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Let's give Britney's Dad a big round of applause for pulling Britney back from the edge of the abyss and getting her back on track.

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I like the way they made her fold herself up like a pretzel. It's very slimming. I wonder if it was her idea.

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Submitted by Mr. President on August 11, 2008 - 11:20pm.

I meant Russell Brand but hey, what happens between a man and a woman. or a man and 2 dudes dressed like women, or a man and a woman and a lawn chair and a garden gnome and several sea otters is none of my business.

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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!

Who the hell is that? Austin Powers kid? Good grief, "Can you pinch me? harder? Do I make you horny baby? Yeah!"
Obviously I'm missing the allure that is Russell. Least Brit looks clean.

Hey Russel - Platinum Blonde called: they want their stylist back.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 11, 2008 - 11:18pm.
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Wait a minute, TV. That was Brooke Hogan and one of the Trannycat Dolls, I swear.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 11, 2008 - 11:18pm.
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Mr Prez is beating off gay men? Or Russell Brand? I think Russell's beat down would be half-hearted at best. I think he'd take it wherever he could get it.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 11, 2008 - 11:14pm.

He already has to beat off gay dudes with both hands.

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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!

joe, I sincerely hope that is not the future of men's hairstyles!

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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"

Submitted by Mr. President on August 11, 2008 - 11:10pm.
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HAHAHAHAHA! Now Mr Prez, I hate to break it to you, but Russell is a harbinger of the future of fashion for men. Teasing is easy honey, just take a fine tooth comb and attack your hair then spray a whole can of VO5 on it. You'll be beating off the chics, I promise. *completely straight face*

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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 11, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Take note guys: it's the teased hair and the tight pants.
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He didn't just tease that hair, he humiliated it.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Cute commercials.

What an airhead. Airheads ARE a staple of the entertainment industry tho, so there you go.

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Brit looks good there. As for Russell Brand he's a force of nature, in spite of himself. His list of sexual conquests reaches across the pond and it's pretty impressive. Take note guys: it's the teased hair and the tight pants.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 11, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Actually, the blonde pig will pay you pretty well to ride her.
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Uh....blonde? I'm thinking her piggy "carpet" probably doesn't match her piggy "drapes." Don't ask me where the carpet & drapes are located. I don't fucking know! lol
BTW - She looks the type that squeals when she does the dirty-dirty. And snort! Yeah, snort! Most definitely!

I don't really fancy Russell's hair all teased up like that, but I do like Russell and will be watching this silly sucky award show so I can see what he does with it.

He is one of the biggest manwhore's out there but there is something about him that is so sexy.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 11, 2008 - 10:53pm.

You seem to have an infestation of them.

I've seen 'em in double but in triplicate? Not yet. I said YET. ;p

Brit is a woman who needs to grow up already. Hell, I had to grow up at age 11 and this chile is still in the growing up phase. People who want their kids to be 'stars' should be tasered.

I don't think Russell Brand is witty, especially off the cuff. Brit is, of course, a porker.

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Submitted by dead-actress on August 11, 2008 - 10:55pm.

Actually, the blonde pig will pay you pretty well to ride her.

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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!

Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 11, 2008 - 10:45pm.
You can pay 5 bucks to ride that elephant or ride the pig in front of it for free.
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LOL! Pigs are such cheap whores.

Submitted by . on August 11, 2008 - 10:51pm.

You seem to have an infestation of them.

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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!

Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 11, 2008 - 10:45pm.

TV, I stick with the pink elephants. Isn't it obvious by now? ;p

Hahahaha! I like how MK says Russell B is a *less* hairy version of Wino. I believe it was Dame Edna Everage that opined that while women worry about their body hair, some men like their women *fluffy*

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Russell Brand looks douchey but he was pretty funny in *Forgetting Sarah Marshall*; He made fun of himself and just played it straight douche. Which was hilarious.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 11, 2008 - 7:45pm.

You can pay 5 bucks to ride that elephant or ride the pig in front of it for free.
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oh shit!
that comment goes for either of them, btw....

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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"

Submitted by Manimal5 on August 11, 2008 - 10:34pm.
Hey DA,
I agree. The elephant has more talent than wolfboy and a woman who lost her kids.
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Manimal, my love. How are you tonight? You know..I don't think the bitch noticed the elephant. She's probably so medicated and high on weave glue, an elephant would be part of all the pretty colors in her reality. As for the other bitch...boring.

You can pay 5 bucks to ride that elephant or ride the pig in front of it for free.

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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!

I fucking love Brit

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someone asked , what russells brand's claim to fame...allow me!! he is very popular in england. he is a stand up comic, he has his own talk show. he is also a recovering sex addict. yes, he actually went to 'sex addicts anonymous', or whatever the hell its called. i dont think it worked though. british chicks cream their jeans for this guy; he's the british equivelent of tommy lee, minus the fat weiner. the only american movie he's done so far, was called 'forgetting sarah marshall", where he is the love interest of kristen bell. they're trying to make him as popular in the u.s. as he is england. and yes, i'm obsessed. i wanna bone the hell outta this whore! thank you.

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anyone else notice the "elephant in the room"?
that was pretty cool. but she could have given us a lil more than that. maybe a crotch shot,or even better would be if she just totally mocked herself stumbling onstage last year. make it happen brit brit

Submitted by dead-actress on August 11, 2008 - 10:24pm.

Hey DA,
I agree. The elephant has more talent than wolfboy and a woman who lost her kids.

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C.G is some sort of genius no doubt. Don't underestimate the power of boredom and a high I.Q.

I'm just trying to circumnavigate through the minutiae posts for now (even though I do love a good mud slinging if it's fair and in fun).

Feigned British accents are silly but entertaining if used with humor.

Two twats do not make it right!

Your face!

i can´t help it!!! i love brit! gaaaaaaaaaaah

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Oh, damn, CG - that's a goodie. Makes me want to put my postie back up, "must write for harlequin." My forgotten ambition - girl/girl or boy/boy love stories.

I found the elephant in the background of more interest than these idiots.

I met Britney one time. It was a pool party in the Hollywood Hills. She was completely wasted on meds and booze, her blonde weave disheveled but her lips still sensuously moist. She curled her upper lip in a way that spelled danger and tipped her head toward the bedroom door. Her silent invite was mesmerizing and I couldn't speak. I shyly followed her into the master bedroom with full-ceiling skylight and watched as she perched herself on the corner of the bed.

I sat beside her, unsure of what to say. She took my hands in hers and, looking me directly in the eye, she said, "People can take everything away from you, but they can never take away your truth. But the question is...can you handle mine?" She slipped her tongue into my mouth slowly at first, shyly exploring with little flicks like a salmon swimming upstream. I gasped in delight as she unbuttoned my bra, raking her press-ons into my back as I convulsed against her nubile, quivering body. She cood with animalistic pleasure as I cupped her breasts in my hand, my thumbs gently caressing her nipples and distended areolae, her throaty baritone stuttering with nirvana.

I held her milky udders as she began to probe deeper into my mouth with her tongue, my Delta of Venus burning with erotic abandon as Britney began to fondle my shuddering loins. As her kiss became deeper, I became lost in the moment, bewitched by the spell she held on me, and approaching the precipice of my feminine passion. I kissed Britney deeper still, becoming one with her as our limbs intertwined and almost gagging to death on the chunky remnants of her Chinese fast food dinner that keep spewing forth from her mighty gullet into my mouth. Retching with disgust and strange arousal, I wiped my face, a wild woman. Britney was an animal, feral and dangerous. "Oops, I did it again," she cried, quickly re-snapping her garters and putting on her white flip-flops as she rushed out of the door toward her bodyguard and out of my life. I am haunted still by the tragedy I saw in her deeply wise eyes, and as I lay there in a pool of sweat, vaginal fluid, vomit, and chop suey, I died inside, knowing I could never be one with such a rapturous creature as she for more than night, for it was in her most fleeting and spontaneous moments that she was the most beautiful and free.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on August 11, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Who the hell watches the VMAs besides tweens?

What a joke.

Probably Brooke Hogan and the cast of Real World/Road Rules.

Oh and the contestants on Parental Control.

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Who the hell watches the VMAs besides tweens?

What a joke.

What's up with all the British host lately?
Russell Brand is so fucking ugly. The water in London must be poison. Seems like every celeb out of the United Kingdom lately is fug and fucked up or still fug and rehabilitated. And you all know it's the truth! Well shit fire Hollywood is just the same! Sigh.... They all are fug, egotistical, and ugly as sin. Delusional sons of bitches!

Ok. I'm old. Cut me some slack. Who is Russell Brand and what's his claim to fame?

Ole Russ must have had a case of stinky breath cause Brit Brit looked like she was backin' up.

christine the hoff on August 11, 2008 - 9:27pm

I go through the bakery section at the grocery store and PIE GOODS plays on a loop in my head.

comingback left their mark, permanently.

BUST A BROKE BOOT MOVE!
OKAY JUMP!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

ugh! & guess this is the last post, so out!

Good Gawd. I absolutely HATE Britney's stupid baby voice and the way she looks all impressed if some bozo pays attention to her.

She's so desperate and annoying.

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