Monday, August 11th 2008
Where's Her British Accent?!
Here are the two promos Brit Brit shot with Russell Brand for the MTV VMAs. Brit is with a real-life British person and she didn't pull out her authentic British accent?! It was her chance to really impress Russell! She didn't even throw in a "blimey" or a "bollocks." I'm disappointed.
Brit Brit's crazy Cheeto cackle gave me images of umbrellas, shaved heads, bare coochie shots and never-ending Frapps. Aww...the olden days.
And is it just me or does Russell Brand sometimes look like a less hairy version of Amy Wino? That being said, I'd hit it while making him scream Blaaaaaaaake!
Thanks Stacy
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 11, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Leatherette:
Oh, I am sure, but I'll give this haggard ho a pass today. I am feeling in a good mood. I just got two more years on my visa here and now I am *gasp* German
In theory only.
Don't tell nobody!!
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WHOOT, baby! Congrats on your...um, Germanification?
<3
Bradiful
I know! it's like the channeling of commingback just happens.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
It's like auto pilot, you see it, you want to become comingback....
All the old comments got deleted....
Did anyone save any of them?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
The VMAs are a joke anyway. MTV hardly even plays videos anymore. Kind of like the Food Network giving out sports awards.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
"Clears throat"
OKAY, WOW, JUST WOW, YOU'ALL CHATTING IN THE LOWER CHATS AND SHE DID DO THE TOILET TIMES, YA'LL JUST JELOUS CAUSE SHE DID DO THE BOOT MOVES AND GOT INVITED ON THE AWARDS SHOW AND SHE DID SMELL KEVIN'S BALLS AND MAKE THE WITCH EYES AND FASTEN HER SOCK SLOTS!
GARAGE ROOFS AND FIRE TRUCKS!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
the only hot thing about this was that elephant doing it's thing...
who is that hairy man brit is guffawing with?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
OKAY AND ANOTHER THING SHE IS NOT MAKING TOILET TIMES ANYMORE SHE HAS NEW CLASS AND FIRE HOLES ARE COVERED NOW WOW Y'ALL JUST JELLUS CUZ YOU CAN'T PAY THE COUNTY AND Y'ALL JUST NEED TO STOP SHE WILL COMEBACK AND SING THE NEW TUNES ON CNN AND MAKE THE FAST SLIDES IN PANTIES FOR TACO TIMES!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 11, 2008 - 8:29pm.
I hate to admit it, but Brit looks good here. I know there's a ton of makeup, lighting, video enhancement, etc... but still, not bad.
I don't know. I'd still like to see a Team USA beach volleyball spike bounce off her head.
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I luvvvvv the elephant!
Unfitney is still a fucking useless piece of shit.
Brit has a great smile and a great giggle....I like J.Lo's giggle too, believe it or not.....
meh, I thought the promos were boring...
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
NEW BOOT MOVES MUST PAY WIG TAX OK OR COUNTY WILL BE ON PHONE WITH TENNIS CANS OK WOW
OKAY Y'ALL ARE IN HERE WITH THE LOWER CHATS AGAIN SHE IS MAKING COME BACK THIS TIME OKAY SHE HAS NEW WIG TIMES AND NEW BOOT MOVES OKAY AND ANOTHER THING Y'ALL JUST JELLUS AT HER SLOT TRAP SMACKS WHEN SHE TURNS THE CEILING WALLS WITH GOLD FLASHES THIS TIME SO MAD I'M CALLING COUNTY NO JOKE AND MAKE YOU FAT BUTT BURN MOMS JUMP THE HANDS FOR FLAP JACK SPORTS!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
NEED TO SMELL RUSSELL'S BALLS OK WOW AND TOUCH BALLS OF SPECIAL TOILET BATS WOW MAKE SOFA BATTERIES EAT GREEN BEANS IN BOOT MOVES WOW
"Britney looks good"
Oh Oh Oh it's magic, you know...
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Somebody please put this rabid hillbilly to sleep, she's foaming at the mouth and her entire body is wracked by every venemous emanation from her fried baloney hole. She may think she's laughing, but it's like 1,000 hill people are engaged in a riotous orgy at the family reunion. Please smash this bitch over the head with a rock and put her out of her fucking misery. It's like God took a big dump, slapped some snot on one end of the log and dropped a load on the other, sprinkled his earwax and dandruff in the middle and shat Mexican-food diarrhea all over it and Britney is sort of an amalgam of all those things.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
She's actually looking better. I can't pick on her. Where's comingback when you need comic relief?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Dressed in black they could pass for a couple of toilet bats! Tee hee.
Oh it hurts to say this.
I like those promos.
Yes, it's Mean Girls...the highlight of Lindsey Lohan's "career."
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
It appears this insouciant cow has finally succumbed to the brain fever, hence the endless retarded guffawing and blank look in this pig's eyes. Tie her to a stake and eviscerate the skank. If she survives you can drag behind a 4-wheeler by her entrails, Louisiana-style. Feels just like home, doesn't it Brit?
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
I could remember the coach in gym class but the rest was all a blur...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
THANK YOU!!! I knew it was something I saw not too long ago...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Yeah, she looks good, but I don't want her to look good.
I want her to look haggard, thrangled, toe the fuck up and throwed off!
That speeds up the return to the trailer park, you see...
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by boomsy on August 11, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by TOPANGA on August 11, 2008 - 7:30pm
Ok, you HAVE to tell me what movie your siggy is from; I've been trying to remember and it's driving me nuts.
"Mean Girls"?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Didn't Russell Brand used to date you-know-which international supermodel? No fair posting this bland story and not adding some much needed red-headed spice. She's bound to have been at some newsstand today.
... is that the old Brit Brit I see?
as much as i detest seeing her in anything, she looks like the old britney 100%.
i thought it was sad how he was talking down to her, ridiculing her mental illness. "can you say my name?" it wasn't funny at all. If I was brit I would have been insulted. however, she has no shame so it must have gone over her head.
Submitted by TOPANGA on August 11, 2008 - 7:30pm
Ok, you HAVE to tell me what movie your siggy is from; I've been trying to remember and it's driving me nuts.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Now, that cackle is going to haunt me in my dreams tonight...thanks MTV and you too MK!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I hate to admit it, but Brit looks good here. I know there's a ton of makeup, lighting, video enhancement, etc... but still, not bad.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 11, 2008 - 7:27pm
Are you bipolar or something? It's incredible how quickly you can switch from "give them a break" to spewing such hate....impressive.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
just because a person cant say 2 words doesnt stop him from being funny. If anything a true comic genius should be able to be funny and shine, even when restricted with guidelines of what not to say. MTV needs to stop with these bullshit hosts and bring back Chris Rock, who remembers How JLO got to VMA's?
I am all for different styles of humour but 2 promos, that should have been funny to excite viewers for the show, instead fall flat. And he had Britney Spears to do them with, countless of comics would have been able to deliver gold with that nuthouse, opportunity MISSED.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
This ugly fucking slut makes me want to slam her ugly fucking face into a goddamn brick. One time God ate his boogers and then puked them up and then he ate that puke and then he shat out a big pile of shit with bits of corn in it and lo, whence came Britney.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
she is one big fucking mess.
"yuckity, yuck...my bad".
Someone slap that bad weave off her head.
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Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
For some reason she's absolutely adorable to me in those clips...Daddy's done a good job.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
I wonder when her kids are old enough to ask her why she did fight for them or even bother to care for them if she'll regret it?
2 FUCKING IDIOTS WITH THE IQ OF A FUCKING NAT!!
Leatherette:
Oh, I am sure, but I'll give this haggard ho a pass today. I am feeling in a good mood. I just got two more years on my visa here and now I am *gasp* German
In theory only.
Don't tell nobody!!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
I'M SO PROUD OF BRIT BRIT SHES BACK
SHE NEED TO SHAVE THAT GUY HEAD BUT I LOVE HIS VOICE
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420
They are hampering russell a bit. They've told him he can't say 'cunt' or 'scientology'.
If they wanted to get a british comic, I would have LOVED to see what Catherine Tate would have done. This is the first commercial promoting this years VMAS so maybe his humour will improve with other promos, and it best by the main show. "Britney Brand" ??? Yeah real fucking funny. If Comingback hosted though that would be out of this world.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
How many layers of vaseline were used to make her look presentable?
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Where's her accent?
her wasn't in an updo.
Remember?
Adnanafanabobana explained that already.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 11, 2008 - 8:12pm.
Britney looks good and I beleive in giving credit when it's due.
So I thank her stunt double!
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ET TU, BREAKDOWN! NOOOOOOOO!!! Don't get hypnotized by her stylist and CGI! The tore up weave will be back tomorrow!
Why couldn't MTV get anyone better than this dude? Is he supposed to be funny?
Britney looks good and I beleive in giving credit when it's due.
So I thank her stunt double!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by TITS on August 11, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Love love love me some russell brand.
He's just as described by someone else - he looks like a startled owl.
ps leatherette - reported. hate ain't cool
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uh, dumb bitch: I was describing the hicks' hatred. dumbass
Well, she looks good and seems coherent. I guess if she didn't want to take care of her kids - it is better that she signed off on custody, because the last thing those two kids need is some neglectful mother.
Maybe she is on steady medications for her bipolar disorder and getting therapy..and they will reunite again eventually.
I am just glad she doesn't look like a glazed over zombie anymore.