Monday, August 11th 2008
Where's Her British Accent?!
Here are the two promos Brit Brit shot with Russell Brand for the MTV VMAs. Brit is with a real-life British person and she didn't pull out her authentic British accent?! It was her chance to really impress Russell! She didn't even throw in a "blimey" or a "bollocks." I'm disappointed.
Brit Brit's crazy Cheeto cackle gave me images of umbrellas, shaved heads, bare coochie shots and never-ending Frapps. Aww...the olden days.
And is it just me or does Russell Brand sometimes look like a less hairy version of Amy Wino? That being said, I'd hit it while making him scream Blaaaaaaaake!
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he's very cool, can't wait. 9.7.08 (shes getting betuh)
She lost the hick accent too.
At least she's looking good. It's like Britney circa 1999.
"Britney is a better pop star than a mother, and it is important for people to concentrate on their strengths."
It seems as if most of the subjects on this site stick to what they are good at. Wino rocks as a crackie. Sienna Miller sucking dick. Tori a fame whore. Oprah would be proud.
Was the elephant in the room the fact that Britney's still wacko?
Britney is a better pop star than a mother, and it is important for people to concentrate on their strengths. The boys adore Kevin and Britney has MTV commercials to film. I don't see what the problem is!
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
That elephant should have done its job and pooped on her nasty ass.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Oh boy... Here we go!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Rofl, she's all like backing away. I'm sure it's intentional, but it reminds me of how the creepy guy in the club always gets a little too close to try and talk about shit that shouldn't even be discussed in the bar anyway...
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 11, 2008 - 8:10pm.
I Know!!! some people can be so selffish, how DARE they not support good ol' Brit Brit Spears, she is a SUPERSTAR no less. Lord knows theres enough mothers in the world looking after children, who cares if theres one less. SPF and JJ have hands dont they, shit let them stop being so lazy and go make themselves their own snacks then. COUCHPOTATOES those two.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
"Where's Her British Accent?!"
My guess would be in the toilet with the remainder of her career.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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... aaaahhhh, felt GOOD to get that load off!
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 11, 2008 - 7:40pm
Your kidding right?
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Dick happens! - MK
Why are they holding on to that old hair look of hers? They can't give another hairstyle do?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
She looks better. Slightly more sane. I just feel bad for whoever had to apply all that bronzer all over her. Or maybe they just threw her in a giant bag of cheetos to get that look? I have a feeling someone actually had to paint bronzer on her though.
I don't think it's fair to ask Britney Spears to take care of children. Britney Spears is a POP STAR. She is working on her career, as she should be. I'm shocked. You'd think women would support a strong, successful career woman like Britney Spears.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
seriously, of all the evil festering things this cuntrag represents, what sticks most is her using the old redneck hick loser shit line of "Californiay is BAAAAD and I done go back MEHBEE to WEEZEEANA where all the HOOLSUM peeples are"
FUCK YOU, hick rotters. You hate my state so much, quit coming in busloads and sucking on its teats, and then bitching about our hot gay people because your toofless kinfolk can't get laid or get off welfare.
I knew there would be a day when she caged up the crazy again but *sigh* I miss the crazy.
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Dick happens! - MK
It's pretty hilarious that you mention the Wino-similarity, cuz check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihFzr8QPfOg
Skip forward to the 1:16 mark... TOO perfect!
She looks pretty I'll admit but she's still a child neglecting fuckup of a mother who gave her kids away. Too bad she doesn't put this much effort into being a mom, the comeback is obviously her priority.
F.O.A.D.
She's not worth bothering over if she can't put on a good freakshow anymore so fuck her. Let's throw plastic jack-o-lanterns at her=))
Eff Unfitney, I'mma go eat.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I've heard SO MUCH about Russel Brands, wit and cutting humour, and THIS is it??? Disafuckingpointing
At least Britney looked pretty and presentable. But her laughter does verge on the crazy, like hahahahahahaha STABS YOU ha ha.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I thought Britney showed real presence and was quite warm and engaging. I would to love to see her hosting instead of that dirty, homeless British man next to her. And kudos to Britney's style, hair, and makeup team - our girl looks as ravishing as ever!
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Aww, I miss the accent. "GEH OUT! GEH OUT GEH OUT GEH OUT!"
I was being stupid for a moment and I actually thought she had a British accent when she said, "You're hosting," in the first clip.
Hasn't she used up all her chances for a come back?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
ahhh!!! I can't help it, I love this bitch.
swamp beast GO HOME ALREADY