Tommy Girl Lives!
We've seen ten thousand pictures of Stepford Katie and her denim friends, but strangely enough, Tommy Girl has been missing in action. Or missing in asshole. Yeah, that's probably where he was. The new alien dick pump worked a little too well, so he got stuck in Johnny Travolta's hungry hole. It took the other aliens a few gallons of barley water and many menacing pictures of Xenu to get them separated. Luckily, Tommy was pulled out in time for the "Tropic Thunder" premiere in Los Angeles last night.
Okay, did Carol Brady circa 1971 style Stepford Katie's hair and make-up. I mean, what in Florence Henderson hell is going on with that old lady hair from the 1970s? And doody lipstick? That's what Tommy Girl's lips look like after a "play date" with Johnny Travolta. Two aliens, one cup.
Tommy needs a little more height in his sneakers. Somebody please send him these Jessica Simpson wedges. Girlfriend would work the shit out of those shoes.
You can't convince me that Stepford Katie has an alien baby in her incubator. Tommy made her wear his butt pad on her stomach, just so they can make the gossip rags this week. Xenu help us all if she's bringing another alien robot into this world.
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she's wearing some kind of girdle or something, I can see the lines
She looks like Carey Lowell, Richard Gere's wife who used to be the DA on Law & Order.
why did katie cut her hair like that?! thank god hair grows back!
tom thinks highly about himself and it shows.
Um, she's totally pregnant! Look at her stomach in that profile photo -she's like 4/5 months! I knew she looked normal and not emaciated due to her Posh Spice diet of one bite of raw fish and a cracker/day.
The golden rule of marrying for money: Love the money, not the man! I'm sure that's how she gets by.
She looks like a great lipstick lesbian in the pics, especially with the haircut. It actually looks pretty good on her. Her outfit is a bit risque considering she was caught wearing semi-mom jeans the other day.
Your face!
I actually dig Katie's hair... too bad she's married to one of the most narcisstic assholes on the planet.
Can Tommy even open a movie anymore??? I can't think of one person who has said "Gee, I wonder when Tom Cruise is going to put out something new, I sure miss seeing him in films"...
you guys have never heard of the "Napoleon Complex"?
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 12, 2008 - 10:50am.
His short height really bothers me, not necessarily because of the shortness itself (that's okay), but because he walks around thinking he's Gregory f**king Peck or some other real man.
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LOL. So true!! If you're a petite man, whatever. Not my style, but it's not like he can help it. But he totally does walk around acting like he's the hottest shit in town. And he does NOT have the personality to make up for his lack of height & nasty, crooked, Joker smile.
He has no bulge! Also, he is wearing extenders on his shoes to make them look bigger! Can you say hermaphrodite????
I don't know why, but I hate this stupid girl. She's a waste of skin. And him, I have always thought he was creepy. He has, and always had, crazy eyes. It's nice to know I'm a good judge of character.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 11:57am.
I don't think mine realizes that he's doing it when he does it--he's just a thoughtless oaf sometimes. He'll usually let me walk ahead of him to a table in a restaurant. In almost every other case, though, he's always gotta be boss. We butt heads often.
Neither of us wear pants in the bedroom, though. :)
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You mean you don't try to have sexy times THROUGH the jeans? Damn, I KNEW we were doing something wrong. That's probably explains the denim burn in my no no zone.
Ahh, men. They have no problem letting women bring home the bacon yet they sure as shit have a problem not acting manly like cavemen out in public.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 10:51am.
haha Jesus, mine doesn't even let me walk ahead of him on our way to the restaurant table. I stopped giving a shit. He can wear the pants out in public. I still wear the pants everywhere else. Except the bedroom. I don't have a peener. I promise.
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I don't think mine realizes that he's doing it when he does it--he's just a thoughtless oaf sometimes. He'll usually let me walk ahead of him to a table in a restaurant. In almost every other case, though, he's always gotta be boss. We butt heads often.
Neither of us wear pants in the bedroom, though. :)
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 11:42am.
That annoys the piss outta me, too. My bf attempts to walk a little bit ahead of me sometimes--that's when I shove his ass aside so I have room to walk beside him, where I belong. Fucker.
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haha Jesus, mine doesn't even let me walk ahead of him on our way to the restaurant table. I stopped giving a shit. He can wear the pants out in public. I still wear the pants everywhere else. Except the bedroom. I don't have a peener. I promise.
His short height really bothers me, not necessarily because of the shortness itself (that's okay), but because he walks around thinking he's Gregory f**king Peck or some other real man.
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Submitted by boomsy on August 12, 2008 - 11:28am.
You're right on that one. One thing I DO know is that I HATE seeing men who look like they're dragging their significant other around...Katie's always one step behind him like a child.
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That annoys the piss outta me, too. My bf attempts to walk a little bit ahead of me sometimes--that's when I shove his ass aside so I have room to walk beside him, where I belong. Fucker.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Hahahaha - my freshman honors english h s teacher had sideburns like those. Yeah, we made fun of her back in '89/'90 the same I'm makin' fun of Katie today!
Nice hair! *eyeroll*
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Tom Cruise is an absolutely horrible dresser.
If she is knocked up again.. I'd like to know how -tommy girl has no balls in his drawers- Sam Ro has a bigger crotch bulge
Submitted by boomsy on August 12, 2008 - 11:28am.
You're right on that one. One thing I DO know is that I HATE seeing men who look like they're dragging their significant other around...Katie's always one step behind him like a child.
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And he's usually holding onto her wrist like she's trying to run away.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 10:26am
You're right on that one. One thing I DO know is that I HATE seeing men who look like they're dragging their significant other around...Katie's always one step behind him like a child.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by boomsy on August 12, 2008 - 11:22am.
Maybe it's just me, but for some reason Katie looks a little manish in that dress.
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I think it's just because she is standing next to a woman... ahem... MAN that is more feminine than she is.
Maybe it's just me, but for some reason Katie looks a little manish in that dress.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 11:13am.
I'm just peachy. I'm still recovering from my drunken weekend. My friends' wedding was insane--a friend of ours broke 2 ribs trying to dive for the garter after the groom threw it! His girl was super-pissed, too.
That pic of Carrot Top is the same one my bf downloaded and blew up on my desk top so that when I opened it the first thing I saw was that fucking face! *shudders*
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Hahahah what a tard. If you need a garter so badly that you break 2 ribs in the process, you shouldn't be porking anything other than your own hand.
Awww, now every time you look at your computer, you'll think of me *cry hole times*
"Yes, Katie has access to all the money in the world, but look what she has to wake up to and face every day."
Yup. John Travolta's hairplugs, as he boinks Tommygirl from behind. No amount of money can possibly compensate for that.
Your Mom Ate the... that's just the thetans on your mind, which are frightened by the presence of their mortal enemy. Embrace your thetans!
And is it just me or does Tommygirl have the WIDEST hips of any man I've ever seen? Ye gods, men are supposed to have skinny little hips and butts, because they don't need any more than a swivel socket for their legs.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 10:07am.
Morning Taco Mom Times! Ahh, ginge roots. If only we were all so lucky. How are you today?
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I'm just peachy. I'm still recovering from my drunken weekend. My friends' wedding was insane--a friend of ours broke 2 ribs trying to dive for the garter after the groom threw it! His girl was super-pissed, too.
That pic of Carrot Top is the same one my bf downloaded and blew up on my desk top so that when I opened it the first thing I saw was that fucking face! *shudders*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 10:59am.
LCT! Good morning, lovely slut...I see you've returned to your roots...avvie-wise, of course.
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Morning Taco Mom Times! Ahh, ginge roots. If only we were all so lucky. How are you today?
Barf. These two completely disgust me. Although a good moral lesson could possibly be in order here: Yes, Katie has access to all the money in the world, but look what she has to wake up to and face every day. Kind of puts the damper on marrying for money :(
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
LCT! Good morning, lovely slut...I see you've returned to your roots...avvie-wise, of course.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 12, 2008 - 8:00am.
where ARE my manners?
good morning to all you gentle, kind, refined sluts and ho's.
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Manners? I guess I suck at that then because I don't say hello and I don't say goodbye. It helps me avoid some awkward moments.
ugh, tom is sooo creepy. poor katie has aged like 20 years since marrying him. she needs to take suri and get the heck out of there (if she can outrun the scientologists, that is.)
Is she.... smiling?
I totally expect a David Gest/Liza Minelli open-mouthed demonic face sucking in the near future.
Her haircut makes her look like trudie wiegel from reno 911.
Every time I see a picture of these two, I experience the distinct sensation of demons pressing down against my chest.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I think she looks terrible. I don't like her hair, and he is fat.
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
On the upside, Tom is "allowing" Katie to be taller than him in photos.
nice Rihanna hand me down.
2nd thumb: pledging allegiance to CO$.
hold on tight Kbot, your replacement is almost finished, needs one more component. :)
Submitted by bennettk on August 12, 2008 - 5:28am.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy
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Are you blind?
I hate that dress. I think I might like it on someone with some curves...mmmaybe. Is that plether?
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I like the "Lunch Specials" sign in some of the pix. Where is that: Westwood?
I was watching some British style countdown of the best dressed women of 2008. Katie was on the list and I LOOOOOVED how they were making fun of her, saying that she completely lacks identity apart from her husband and child. LOL! Why don't American fashion countdown shows say such snarky (and true) things about worthless celebs?
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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those shoes are cute!!
maybe it's just me but Kat looks like she has aged about 20 years since she has been with gay cruise.
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Kat does look cute but those shoes are busted!!! They look like a failed attept at making high fashion heels in high shool home Ec.
Sure, Katebot looks cute.
But fuck cute!
She should be looking HOT. She has the potential!
Release TommyGirl and find your inner hottie before he drains it all, Katie.
Run!!!!
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I think she looks cute. I like her shoes.
7th thumb: Who me? I'm nobody. Wouldn't you rather have a picture of Tom?
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LOL! 5th thumb!
...and tonight - well, Tom's letting me stand up straight tonight! I can't tell you how pleased I am!
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