Tommy Girl Lives!
We've seen ten thousand pictures of Stepford Katie and her denim friends, but strangely enough, Tommy Girl has been missing in action. Or missing in asshole. Yeah, that's probably where he was. The new alien dick pump worked a little too well, so he got stuck in Johnny Travolta's hungry hole. It took the other aliens a few gallons of barley water and many menacing pictures of Xenu to get them separated. Luckily, Tommy was pulled out in time for the "Tropic Thunder" premiere in Los Angeles last night.
Okay, did Carol Brady circa 1971 style Stepford Katie's hair and make-up. I mean, what in Florence Henderson hell is going on with that old lady hair from the 1970s? And doody lipstick? That's what Tommy Girl's lips look like after a "play date" with Johnny Travolta. Two aliens, one cup.
Tommy needs a little more height in his sneakers. Somebody please send him these Jessica Simpson wedges. Girlfriend would work the shit out of those shoes.
You can't convince me that Stepford Katie has an alien baby in her incubator. Tommy made her wear his butt pad on her stomach, just so they can make the gossip rags this week. Xenu help us all if she's bringing another alien robot into this world.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on August 12, 2008 - 7:06am.
LMMFAO
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
He's wearing his Maverick shades--at night.
They both look like the wrath of Xenu is upon them. Why is homegirl (Tommy) wearing so many layers? Why is he wearing that shiny jacket with a sweater and sneakers? Katie is just wrecked. No further comment.
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 12, 2008 - 9:00am
A very good morning to you, hwat sluuut.
And to everyone else, of course!!
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♥♥ First George, now Bernie. Times must be getting tough for You, too, Lord :( ♥♥
I don't get them at all. Weirdos. Good morning everyone =)
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
urgh, they are so ill matched. Her dead eyes give me the shudders.
where ARE my manners?
good morning to all you gentle, kind, refined sluts and ho's.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
he is the only one who knows how to operate the robot's smile button, it would seem.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
to me he actually looks a little better than usual, his skin or something looks improved. maybe he hasnt been around because he had some work done & was healing. when will he realize that he so uncool & stop trying so hard? people are only into them because they are now a freak show & he is a parody of himself.
she just looks odd & old. too dated is right.
For a middle-aged lesbian couple, they’re really quite cute.
*winking at Gry*
Morning everyone!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Someone told Tom long ago that Armani was actually Garanimals for adults, and that's the rule he lives by.
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♥♥ First George, now Bernie. Times must be getting tough for You, too, Lord :( ♥♥
Her smile says "Get me out of here, for the love of God..get me out of here"!
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That skinny with those calves? She's always had bad legs and ugly feet, but jeez...
And he's just gross. Nothing attractive or good looking about him- doesn't have a body, good fashion sense or a lick of common sense to boot.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
She tries too hard to be fashionable, and winds up looking way older (and not in a good way) than she is. And he just looks dorky in his fashion sense. So with this weird contrast, the pair of them always winds up looking like a big ole strange mess.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Did he borrow his outfit from the wardrobe of Gossip Girls?
This couple at least spends their money here, if he would STFU about his cult and quit living a lie and free the wife and kid, he might become a good actor again. Damn, sounds like i'm going off the deep end again.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 12, 2008 - 8:49am.
BWAHAHAHA!! I have often had that very thought myself, since Katie started sporting the shorter 'dos. He could at least oil his girl's joints and loosen her up a little.
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♥♥ First George, now Bernie. Times must be getting tough for You, too, Lord :( ♥♥
No you did NOT just give tommy girl MY jessica simpson wedges! oh and where's my jessica simpson boots?! If you hear of a girl getting boot scoot & buggied to death at Brooks & Dunn this weekend you know it was me b/c i am without a beautiful set of shit kickers! fuckers!
*Emily*
Is it just the shoes or are her legs really that awful?
Without make-up on, she looks just like him. Literally, he can go fuck himself daily.
tommy's hips are lookin especially wide and child bearing...perhaps he's due to give birth to the next alien king...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Kizzy: RE your siggie, so true, so true.
it's nice to see the eager slave back with her god within his own mind... so touching
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"Thought of you as my mountain top.
Thought of you as my peak.
Thought of you as everything,
I've had but couldn't keep."
Butt pads, wigs, vacant eyes?? Who cares! WTF is with the white shoes Tommy has on?
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You know you're stressed out when you can hear the mimes.
"The new alien dick pump worked a little too well, so he got stuck in Johnny Travolta's hungry hole."
Bwahahahahaha!
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
how come she only smiles when he's around. wtf can't she be her own self...oh nevermind, she cant. she's mrs.roboto. can't stand them anymore.
Unbelievable the "Mav" turned into such a friggin tool. He looks like a small walking penis.
Go away Tom. No one likes you.
Katie is only allowed to smile while her capture, er I mean, her husband is around.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Look at her eyes up close; an inner sadness? And is that a wig? Never thought so b4 but the styling makes me wonder.
Me thinks TommyGurl was MIA due to some comestic work. He looks very fresh faced. Jizz facials will do that to your complexion
On eof her eyes is waaaayyyyy noticible bigger than the other. That freaked me out in the Dawson's Creek days. I wanted the blond slutty chick,(Jen? Andy?- can't remember) to murder her ass.
Can't quite put my finger on it, but anyone else get the impression they spent days/weeks looking at pics of 'hip' people to put this look together? It's like TommyGirl said "Ok, apparently Kanye and Rihanna are cool, let's bite that shit".
She does have gorgeous eyes but the shoes? The GMD? Completely ruins her outfit :(
He looks sickly.
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Dick happens! - MK
Even with his platform sneakers, she is about 5-6 inches taller than that gay midget!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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